15th April 2001
"In loving
memory.."
Kave: Welcome to the 4WF! Welcome to Deathrow!
Bret: What a show we've got tonight! Hossack gets a return shot at Bad Guy so finally we will have a worthy champion in the Chosen One. And also we have every single one of the Ikons in a title match, its going to be the Ikons night I know it!
Suddenly the lights dim and the "Death March" tune begins to play. The cameraman pans from the commentators across the fans who stare at the entrance way, over the ring which is covered in black flowers and wreaths, a huge poster of Chris Michaels on a stand. A coffin in the centre of the ring.
Kave: Oh brother it looks like that funeral segment...
At the top of the stage the curtains are drawn back and a rather solemn looking Jeremy Bratcher walks out in a black suit and tie shaking his head as he walks down the aisle followed by other Ikons similarily dressed. Bratcher reaches the ring and climbs in as Justin Time, and Jace get in and circle the ring. Bratcher has the mic.
Bratcher: ... Ladies.. and Gentlemen.. We are gathered here today, in Detroit Michagan to mourn the passing of our beloved Chris Michaels.
Bratcher takes a deep breath and looks to the crowd, before continuing.
Bratcher: It is a sad day for us all.. It's true, It's true. Never before had we witnessed such a courageous and fiersome competitor as the "Mystery Man". He was a guy we all loved.. a friend to us all.
Kave: He certainly wasn't your friend.
Bratcher: Well, I felt it only fitting that we should have this ceremony. He gave his all to this sport and it gave him nothing back but still he fought week in and week out so that is why I dedicated this ceremony to him. Now I have a few people who, have came in contact with the deceased.. and they would like to say a few words.
Bratcher hands the mic to Justin Time and they hug for a moment, Time seemingly crying as he wears sun glasses. Time positions himself behind the podium and looks down for severall moments.
Time: I... (breaks down into more tears as Jace consoles him)... I.. god this is hard...Theres not much I can really say about Michaels, besides the fact that he was a good man, he loved his fans and he was committed to doing everything he could to please them.. and that was.. well.. HIS WORST MISTAKE!
The fans erupt in boo's not liking their favourite to be verbally abused in absence by Justin Time who removes his sun glasses to stare at the fans.
Time: Thats right. Chris Michaels was a god damned fool to listen to anything you fans had to say or wanted. Every god damned week he bent over backwards to keep the fans happy and look where he is now!!!! GONE! Thats what! He followed the wishes of the fans and we forced his scrawny ass out of our federation. That little son of a b*tch thought he could "play with the big boys". Well folks, THIS AINT WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY! This is NOT WCW. This is the 4WF and this is where the Big Boys kiss my ass! The best damned tag team wrestler in the 4WF today Justin Time fought Michaels and I beat him all over the arenas we met in.. I never lost to him and that would be just eating away at him if he were here today.
Kave: Thats not true! Michaels defeated Justin Time and Jace at Capital Punishment in the 5TC match to win the tag titles.
Time: You know what else folks??
He walks from the podium over to the coffin and opens it, a camera peers in to reveal a signed autograph of Chris Michaels, a Mystery Man mask, a baseball bat and other memorabilia.
Time: He didnt deserve to be in this federation.
He spits into the coffin, and flips the crowd the bird as he hands Jace the mic turning round to walk next to Bratcher. Jace walks up to the podium, his Supreme Title round his waist.
Jace: Man or Mouse? David or Goliath? In my mind.. MIchaels was that David, was that mouse. He always had his back up against the wall whenever he fought the odds were always against him. But he prevailed, untill of course we stacked the odds so high that there was no way he could survive, no way he could prevail in the Last Man Standing match! He was a marked man from the start!!
Jace almost snarls as he talks the fans a constant booing not amused with this little charade Bratcher has put on for them.
Jace: He became a marked man when he first stepped into this Federation on that Second ever Deathrow.. well no matter (walks over to the coffin) hes gone now, and it will go down in the history books that this sad loser NEVER managed to hold a singles title let alone some real gold (gesturing to his Supreme Title). So in fitting memory of The Mystery Man Chris Michaels, I dedicate this..
Jace and Time leap on the coffin kicking and stomping and tearing it apart destroying the coffin on the floor. Jace reaches down and picks the autograph out and shows it to the fans when Bratcher removes a lighter. They grin as they set the autograsph on fire then toss it in a bin with the 'rest of the trash'. Time grabs the Michaels mask and rips it to shreds before dropping it on the ground and wiping his feet clean on the remnants. Bratcther then grabs the baseball bat, gives it one look of distaste then drops it to the ground just as the trademark Truck horn bellows throughiout the arena and the Diesal theme kicks in..
Kave: Whoa! Its The Big Man Beastly, whats he doing hes not scheduled here tonight..
Bret: Ha ha hes come to pay his respects thats what!
Sure enough The Big Man appears on the stage staring down at Bratcher befoire he raises a gloved fist to the rafters sending off a series of massive pyro's which rock the stage. The fans dont know what to do cheer or boo after the great match he had fought in last week. He then starts his way down the aisle pulling a mic from his belt on the way but bratcher speaks before he does.
Bratcher: Ah Beastly, ever a pleasure to see you, have you come to pay your respects?
Beastly: I couldnt give a damn what charade your playing Bratcher I've come out on business. At No Vacancy I proved i was Xtreme in the Last Man Standing match with Michaels, and you ask the cameraman whos been tailing me all week, he'll tell you I'm as sick and twisted as you need to get so heres what I want. Next week... In that very ring, I demand a shot at the 4-Wrestling Federation Xtreme Title.
Bratcher looks taken aback, Time having picked up the baseball bat. The three look to Beastly who has now reached ringside and is stood still. Bratcher sighs and brings the mic back to his lips.
Bratcher: No-one.. makes demands of Jeremy Bratcher.
The Ikons break into a sprint diving out of the ropes to run at Beastly. Jace gets their first and throws rights and lefts but they get brushed aside by the 7'3'' 375lb monster that is The Big Man Beastly who delivers a powerful elbow and knee to the gut before throwing Jace into the guardrail as Time hits him with the baseball bat in the damaged ribs. He winces but then turns round and grabs him by the throat, head butting him and then lifting him into the air to deliver a chokeslam from hell into the mat in ringside. He stands and looks to Bratcher in the ring and then proceeds to climb in.
Bratcher: No no! Stay away!
Kave: Bratcher is pissing himself! Beastly just took out the Ikons includiong the Supreme Champion without breaking a sweat and is now on his own with our CEO and Owner.
The fans cheer Beastly as he nears Bratcher, he looks to the crowd not really caring for their cheers then back to Bratcher when his arm shots down and grabs him by the collar before he can escape. He picks Bratcher up and sits him on the top turnbuckle before climbing to the apron.
Beastly: Now, MR CEO. Give me the damned match.
Bratcher: No!
Beastly shakes his head then grabs him by the throat and makes the thumbs down sign to the crowd as he goes to lift bratcher.
Bratcher: Okay okay okay!!! You got the match!!!
Beastly: Good.
And then he continues hoisting bratcher off the top turnbuckle to chokeslam him to the outside floor as his music kicks in and the fans cheer his handling of the matter. He leaps off the apron and makes his way to the back, an Xtreme Title shot signed for next week.
Kave: Well, it looks like its time for smash to have his first ever defense of the cruiserweight championship.
Bret: Yea, and what a first match to have…A Fatal four way for the title.
Kave: Your right Bret, I guess this proves that he is willing to be a fighting champion.
Bret: Say that again.
Kave: What?
Bret: You said that I was right, I liked the sound of it (starts laughing)
Kave: Your despicable, you know that. Now how about we get back to the match in hand.
Bret: Whatever…
Kave: this is going to be a really good match, from what I can see, I mean J and Smash are coming off the back of a great ladder match at No Vacancy.
Bret: They have got to still be hurting after that one…it was a classic
Then, ‘Stand by Me’ starts to play around the arena as out onto the stage steps Goldham. The crowd seem pretty quite at Goldhams entrance, not quite knowing what to think.
Kave: The fans don’t seem to be reacting kindly towards Goldham…But then again they aren’t acting against him either.
Bret: Yea, it’s quieter than a day at a chess match here, HA
Goldham makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, as he awaits his shot at the cruiserweight championship.
‘I kicked Batman’s ass’ starts to play over the PA system as Mazkwon steps out, to an overwhelmingly sound of ‘boos’ coming from the crowd. Mazkwon doesn’t seem to care about this as he starts his walk down the ramp to the ring.
Kave: He looks rather lonely coming down that ramp on his own, don’t you think.
Bret: It’s not his fault that, that back stabbing wench turned her back on him at No Vacancy.
Kave: April didn’t just turn her back on Mazkwon, she actually turned around and slopped him.
Bret: That wasn’t funny, I can’t believe that after all Mazkwon did for her, she could actually cover him in the slop that was meant for Sky.
As Mazkwon reaches the ring, hi music cuts short as ‘Nookie’ starts to play and out steps the former cruiserweight champion, J. As J steps out, the crowd start to cheer, but J just looks at the crowd around him and ignores them as he heads straight down to the ring.
Bret: J has a whole new attitude, and he looks ready for business tonight.
J gets in the ring, as all three superstars just stare at each other, each of them standing in there won corner, and the referee standing in the middle of them, trying to keep order.
The Wolfpac theme echoes around the arena as Smash walks out with his new valet, Gem. They both step onto the stage, as Gem leans over and shines up Smashes cruiserweight belt, which is strapped proudly around his waist. They both walk down the ramp slowly as Smash takes time to tag the hands of the screaming fans at ringside. As Smash is about half way down the ramp, J jumps out the ring, and runs up the ramp to meet smash with a clothesline, which nearly takes hi head off. Goldham, walks over to the ropes, where he is about to go outside the ring, to join in the fight, when Mazkwon grabs hold of him and spins him around. He throws Goldham against the ropes where on his return he meets him with a drop kick to the face. On the outside J is in control of Smash, as he picks him up, only to knock him back down with a well executed standing drop kick. As smash hits the steel ramp, Gem hits J in the back from behind, which seems to have no effect, as he just turns around and looks at her. She doesn’t seem to know what to do, and as J starts walking towards her, she runs off back stage.
Bret: HA, there goes April…I mean Gem
Kave: She had no business touching J then, and I think the backstage area is the best place for her.
The distraction of Gem gives Smash enough time to get back to his feet, as he attacks J from behind with a Axe Handle Smash to the back of J’s neck. Smash grabs J and runs down the remainder of ramp with him, and throws him into the ring, as Smash rolls under the bottom rope himself, so now we have all 4 men in the ring. The referee tries to get J and Mazkwon out onto the apron, as he tries to restore order to the match. The wrestlers seem to ignore the referee as Smash picks J up and gives him an Irish whip into the corner. At the same time, Mazkwon grabs Goldham and gives him an Irish whip into the other corner. Both Mazkwon and smash start punching Goldham and J (respectively). The 2 wrestlers look at each other, as they turn back and try to give both Goldham and J an Irish whip into the middle of the ring, but As J gets whipped out of the corner, Goldham reverses Mazkwons attempt and sling shots Maz towards Goldham and Mazkwon is met in the middle of the ring with a drop kick to the knee by J. at that point the referee manages to maintain some order as J and Mazkwon both step out onto the apron, leaving Goldham and smash in the ring.
Kave: Finally, some order has been maintained here.
Bret: You know, in this match, anyone can tag anyone, and the champion does not have to be pinned to win the title. That means that Smash can lose the title, without even getting pinned.
Kave: Your right Bret, this sort of match does not favour the champion at all, its almost as if there is no champion in this match, its just the first person to pin or make submit another person, wins.
Smash walks over to Goldham, and they both just stand there for a second, until Goldham swings a punch at Smash, but Smash ducks the punch and delivers one of his own, followed by another, and another. The punches have Goldham wobbling as he backs off into the corner. Smash continues to punch Goldham a few more times, but Goldham catches one of Smashes punches, and turns him around, so that smash is now the one in the corner. Goldham starts to punch him, until he decides to whip him across the ring into the other corner. He throws him across the ring, and stares to follow him up, but as smash reaches the corner, instead of stopping, he uses his momentum and jumps onto the top rope, and without thinking, he turns around and launches himself off the top rope and onto Goldham who is following behind him. As smash lands on goldham with a cross body, J leans over the ropes and tags Smash on the back. The referee indicates that Smash has been tagged out, which Smash doesn’t seem to happy about it, but the referee is forcing him out of the ring, as J climbs through the ropes and goes for the pin on the fallen Goldham. 1…2. Kickout by Goldham.
Bret: It’s gonna take more than that to keep down Goldham.
Kave: It’s a bit to early to be thinking about a pin I think.
Goldham rolls away from J and tags himself out, by tagging in Mazkwon. Mazkwon and J instantly wrap up, by grappling with one another, which J comes out on top, by applying a hammerlock on Mazkwon. Mazkwon tries to reverse, but he cant, in the end, J releases and applies a headlock to mazkwon, Maz tries to push J off against the ropes, but J didn’t let go and J jumps up and delivers a Bulldog to Mazkwon, who’s head bounces off the canvas. The crowd start cheering for J, but J just looks up at the crowd, and then totally ignores them, as he goes over to Maz and picks him up. He throws Maz into the corner and follows up with a clothesline, which knocks Maz down to the canvas. With Mazkwon lying face down on the canvas, he goes over and starts to wrap his legs up with mazkwons.
Bret: It looks like J is going to try and apply the cradle of pain to mazkwon.
Smash sees what is J is trying to do and tries to enter the ring, but the referee is stopping Smash from getting in. J applies the cradle of pain, which makes Mazkwon tap out immediately.
Bret: We have a winner, J is making Mazkwon tap out.
Kave: But the referee cannot see it, Smash is diverting the referees attention.
As Smash continues to distract the referee, Goldham climbs to the top rope, and launches himself off it, landing across the chest of J with a leg drop.
Bret: Oh my god, did you see that move, that could have broke J in half.
Kave: Not only could it have broke J in half, it could have broke Mazkwon in half as well. When goldham is in the ruing, he throws Maz Kwon out of the ring, obviously still in pain from both the cradle of pain, and the extra pressure added by Goldham jumping off the top rope. J rolls on the canvas in pain as well, as Smash stops trying to get in the ring, and tags himself in by tagging J whilst he is still on the floor. Smash jumps onto the top rope and awaits for Goldham to turn around and jumps off the top rope, landing on Goldhams shoulders, leaning back and delivering a Huricannrana to Goldham. Seeing Goldham lying on the canvas, he looks at the top rope, and points at it. The crowd go wild and smash climbs the top rope, preparing to deliver the Smasher onto Goldham. Just as Smash is about to jump off the top rope, Justin vincible runs out from the crowd and pulls Goldham out of the ring, just as Smash leaps off. Smash lands on the canvas, missing everyone, because Goldham has been pulled out of the ring.
Bret: It looks like The Beautiful Ones have been re-united!
Goldham and Vincible stare at each for a minute, until they shake hands, obviously showing that they are back together. Mazkwon, runs around the ring and attacks both Vincible and Goldham.
Kave: J and Smash are now in the ring on there own.
The referee is leaning over the ropes, trying to stop the fighting between Mazkwon, vincible and goldham. Smash is still lying on the floor after he missed the Smasher. J climbs to the top ropes, lining Smash up for a Leg Drop, when out of nowhere Gem appears and pushes J off the top ropes, and Smash rolls over on top of J. Gem tells the referee to look behind him as he turns around and sees Smash covering J, he makes the count, 1…2…3
Bret: That’s it, smash has won.
Kave: He had to have Gem helping him though didn’t he.
Bret: It doesn’t matter how you win, as long as you win, and Smash is still the cruiserweight champion.
Gem helps smash out of the ring and back up the ramp, with his belt in hand.
Kave: It looks like the Beautiful ones are back together anyway.
The referees all flood down from the back to try and separate Mazkwon and the Beautiful Ones, but they continue to go at it. The referees manage to separate them and the Beautiful ones make there way backstage. As Mazkwon starts to walk away from the crowd jumps the All star, who attacks Mazkwon from behind, and starts pounding on his head. He turns Mazkwon around delivers a DDT onto the steel ramp, which knocks Mazkwon out. The All star just walks away backstage, laughing at Mazkwon who is lying down on the ramp, not moving.
The camera
switches to the back to see MPB, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Krypton.
Kave: Here we got, but where's Krypton?
Bret: I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve for this one.
Kave: You can't forget though MPB is the hardcore champion!
MPB turns the corner of a corridor to recieve a chair shot to the head. Krypton
and Kash walk out working together on MPB. They throw him into the walls
and then go off to try and find some weapons.
Kave: What? This isn't fair, MPB's getting double teamed I got the
card right here it says MPB against Krypton no where in there does it involve
Kash!
Bret: Welcome to the division of hardcore where ANYTHING goes.
Kash and Krypton return with kendo sticks in hand, but they can't seem to
find MPB. MPB turns up behind them with a chair and smacks it to the back
on Krypton, Kash turns around and flings his kendo stick straight into the gut
of MPB. MPB falls to the ground with great pain. The team then pick
up MPB and take trash cans and thourghly nail MPB. they throw him over to
a table where snacks and drinks are on. The two wrap MPB's arms around
their kneck, and signal for the double suplex.
Kave: That's not fair MPB's gonna get creamed!
Bret: Yeah with a little table and some chair shots on top. Do it
Ikonz make MPB suffer.
The two Ikonz lift MPB into the air and stahl him up there. They then drop
MPB back down to his feat!
Bret: Wha Why'd you do that Ikonz you could've won the hardcore title!
Kash tells Krypton something. Krypton runs and grabs a steel chair and
places it onto the table.
Bret: Ohhhhhh! I get excellent thinking Ikonz.
The two Ikonz then lift MPB into the air again, but wait It's Da Crusher. Da
Crusher runs in and grabs the chair waking the backs of Krypton and Kash sending
MPB back to his feet again. Da Crusher then grabs a kindo stick waking it
on the head of Krypton until it breaks.
Kave: That will even up the odds. Way to go helping out MPB Da
Crusher.
Bret: Hey, that's not fair!
Kave: Welcome to the division of Hardcore where ANYTHING goes.
Da Crusher then grabs Kash and even flow ddts him threw the table! Da
Crusher then walks over to MPB and acts like he's helping him. He then
throws his hand around MPB's and helps him walk off. Only then he grabs
MPB's head and throws him into a trash can.
Bret: Hahhahaha so much for helping MPB. He's helping him but into a
trach can!
Da Crusher goes for the pin on MPB he gets the 1,2, no wait someone broke it up.
Bret: Who the hell is that???
Kave: It's, It's, It's Double D, he's back. Double D is back.
Double D grabs Da Crusher and throws him into the broken table where the two
Ikonz lay gettin up slowly. Double D then falls ontop of MPB and goes for
the pin 1,2, no MPB manages to kick out. Krypton gets up behind Double D
and punches him Double D turns around and they start to brawl into the corner.
Da Crusher gets up and so does Kash they both walk over to MPB but MPB
meets them with two chair shots to the head. He goes for the pin on Kash
he gets the 1,2,3. The reph gives him his title and MPB runs off.
Kave: Hey, MPB said he would still be the Hardcore champion, and he was
right.
Bret: But, ah, no, that's not, o shit that little piece of shit.
Krypton gets back up and so does Kash the two Ikonz then run and start to look
for MPB. Attention returns to ringside as a camera is facing an empty
chair on the front row the camera zooms in and out on the seat for a while
Kave: That is the seat where EWM is supposed to be sitting
Bret: He has no business being here though!
Kave: Well Bret by the looks of it he is not here, word in the back was that EWM was first in line and bought a ringside seat for the Deathrow.
Bret: Yeah well even if he isn’t here, he has no business in coming to our shows, unless its to watch Hossack and the Ikons and learn how to really wrestle!
Kave:
Well an action packed night thats only going to get better...
Bret: Of course it is!
The arena begins to stir as a few minutes pass and no sign of any upcoming
matches can be seen. Spotlights suddenly begin to move around the arena, over
the thousands of fans as "Bitch Please" explodes over the speakers,
the arena erupts into boo's and hisses for the tag team champions. Justin TIme,
Shock Factor and Kash walk out onto the stage, laughing at the crowd as they
walk down the ramp.
Time: You dirty pig fuckers!
Kash: Hey man, no need for that, their bastards!
Shock: You two are so cruel to the inbreds!
The three continue to abuse the fans as they climb the steps and get into the
ring.
Justin Time walks over to Tony Jordan, standing the other side of the ring and
grabs the microphone off him, shouting at him to get out of the ring before
returning to the other Ikons in the centre of the ring...
Time: So were here today at Deathrow, under new leaders...Which may i add
completely suck...And what a surprise they offer us no challenges!
Time hands the microphone to Shock who raises it to his mouth and begins to
speak...
Shock: Much like Time i arrived here earlier today, disgusted with the state of
the place but still willing to come out here and kick some ass infront of
you...how shall i put it...Simple people!
The crowd begins to grow louder, shouting violent abuse at the Impakt Ikons...
Shock: And as Justin said we came across a little problem, the new owners had
once again failed to give us any decent opposition..So were out here tonight to
get some bitches hiding out the back to sum up enough courage to get their fat
asses out here!
As Shock finishes his sentence Kash is handed the microphone and he begins to
speak...
Kash: So get your asses out here!
Kash lowers the microphone, walking to the ropes and staring up to the top of
the ramp. After a few minutes of no response he returns the mic to his lips...
Kash: Exactly as i thought, no opposition worthy of a beating...
Kash throws down the microphone, as "Bitch Please" begins to play once
again, the champs leave the ring, walking back up the ramp...The crowd rise to
their feet and begin to cheer the Ikons.
Kave: Why are they cheering them?
Bret: Because their the greatest tag team to grace the 4WF!
Kave: I'm guessing thats not the real reason!
Bret: How dare you?!?!
Kave: No i mean look!
Hellfire and Impaler have jumped over the security barrier and run up the ramp,
grabbing Shock and throwing him off of the ramp, down through a table and to the
hard concrete...
Kave: My Good God!
Bret: Damn them, what the hell are they doing?!?!
Hellfire grabs Kash by the hair hitting him in the stomach with a knee and
pulling him down the ramp and sliding him into the ring. As Impaler fights with
Justin TIme on the ramp Hellfire whips Kash to the corner, running in after him
and hitting a powerful clothesline.
Kave: Come on Grimreapers!
Bret: Shut your mouth! IKONS!
Kash keels over in the corner, falling down and sitting in the corner as
Hellfire backs out. Impaler and Time continue to fight at the top of the
ramp...Impaler blocking one of Justin's punches in time to nail a ddt and leave
the Ikon out cold on the steel grating...
Hellfire: IMPALER!
Impaler spots Hellfire calling him and runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring
and talking to Hellfire...
Kave: What do you think their planning?
Bret: Hopefully how to comit suicide!
Imapler suddenly slides back out of the ring, grabbing a chair from ringside and
sliding back in, as he hands the chair to Hellfire he runs to the opposite
corner, Hellfire walks towards Kash, placing the chair over his face and holding
it in place as Impaler climbs to the top...The grimreaper member reaches the top
rope and signals to the crowd...The fans rise to their feet as Imapler leaps off
of the turnbuckle, flying through the air and dropkicking the chair, smashing it
into the skull of Kash...
Kave: What a move, from corner to corner!
Bret: Wash your mouth out with soap, that was disgusting! Taking advantage of no
referee!
As Hellfire and Impaler celebrate in the centre fo the ring Kash begins to
bleed, blood pouring down his forehead and onto his chest. A referee suddenly
appears from the back, running down the ramp and sliding into the ring he looks
at the Grimreapers and then walks over to Kash...Checking that he is ok.
Bret: Finally a referee to restore some order!
The referee continues to check on Kash as the crowd once again begin to rise,
the reaction is soon found out to be because Time has slid into the ring,
spinning Impaler around and nailing the X - Factor. Hellfire turns around as
Justin gets back to his feet, Time runs at Hellfire but receieves a tilt a whirl
backbreaker. Hellfire pulls up Time, whipping him into the corner and following
him, sitting him on the top turnbuckle...
Kave: What's he going to do?
Hellfire stand on the second turnbuckle, putting Time's head between his legs
and signalleing to the crowd, as Hellfire goes to lift Time, Shock jumps
up onto the apron, with a chair in hand and siwings, nailing Hellfire on the
back of the head and sending him crashing down to the mat. He pushes Time on top
of the fallen Hellfire as the referee turns to check whats been happening he
sees the cover, runs over...one...two...three...
Kave: The Ikon's retain the belts!
Bret: YES!
Kave: And that looked awfully familiar!
Bret: What are you talking about?
Kave: On the first Deathrow Hellfire nailed Mark Hossack with a chair in that
exact position to win the Tag Titles for the original Grimreapers!
Bret: Well thanks for that history lesson Kave but it's insignificant!
Kave: Maybe, maybe not!
Bret: The only important thing is that The Ikons are the reigning Tag Team
Champions!
Shock pulls up the fallen and unconscious Justin TIme and then the dazed Kash
before heading up the ramp, with both Tag Team Title belts
Kave: It’s time for the Xtreme title match.
Bret: Yes, its Kash Vs Matt Morino for the Xtreme title, this match should be a good one.
Kave: What do you think of all of the speculating that Matt Morino has taken the ‘Xtreme’ out of the Xtreme title.
Bret: well, it is supposed to be the Xtreme division, not the ‘technical wrestling’ division
Kave: You can think what you want, you always do.
Bret: (mumbles something under his breath)
'315' by OS101 kicks in as we hear a voice over the PA, "Its time to get old Schooooool!". Matt Morino walks out to the top of the ramp, pausing for a second to take in the cheers before walking down to the ring. On his way down the time to tag the hands of his many fans, as he reaches the ring he into it, he mounts the second turnbuckle and is greeted with huge cheers from the crowd.
Kave: The champion, Matt Morino is the ring awaiting the challenger. I think Matt Morino is going to find this match a lot easier than the one he had last week at No Vacancy, I mean getting up after the Belly Sault and making the 400lb man tap out.
Bret: You mean ‘Fly fat ass Fly’, HA
Kave: Yea, that’s the move that I mean.
Bret: I don’t think you can count out Kash though, I mean he is a tough cookie in himself.
Papercut starts to play through the PA system as Kash steps out from the back holding a mic in one hand and a Steel chair wrapped in barbed wire. As he steps out onto the stage, he stops and raises the mic to his mouth.
“Cut my music”
Papercut stops as Kash prepares to speak.
“Matt Morino, I said I was going to make this division Xtreme, and I am going to start by showing you, just how Xtreme I can be”
At that point Kash drops the mic and heads towards the ring, where Matt Morino, jumps out of the ring and heads towards Kash. Kash sees Matt coming and starts to run down the ramp, where he swings the steel chair at him, but Matt ducks and goes behind Kash, grabbing hold of him and delivering a Belly to back suplex to Kash on the steel ramp. Matt Morino picks up Kash and runs him back down to the ring, and throws him inside the ring. He stands Kash up in the ring and starts to dish out heart pounding right hands. These send Kash against the ropes, where Kash catches one of Matt’s punches, and turns him around so that Matt’s back is against the rope. Kash starts to punch Matt, until Matt doesn’t just catch one of Kash’s punches, he grabs his waist and gives Kash a Belly to Belly Suplex, which sends Kash right over the top rope, onto the floor below.
Kave: Did you see that, Matt Morino just threw Kash right out of the ring.
Matt Morino follows Kash to the outside, but instead of going for Kash, he heads towards the timekeepers table, and grabs the ring bell. He runs towards Kash who is just starting to stand up, he swings the bell aiming for Kash’s head, but he moves out of the way and kicks Matt in the gut, making him drop the bell. Kash picks up the bell, and swings it at Matt Morinos head, which connects with force. Matt Morino is sent to the floor, where Kash rolls him in the ring and walks back over to the time keepers table, where he grabs the Tony Jordan’s chair, and rolls back in the ring. Kash stands in the corner, waiting for Matt Morino to stand up. Once Matt gains his feet, Kash heads towards Matt with the chair raised high above his head. Just as he goes to swing the chair at Matt’s head, the referee grabs hold of the chair and takes it off of Kash.
Bret: What is the referee doing?
Kave: What do you mean, what is he doing, this isn’t a hardcore match, it’s a normal match for the Xtreme title.
Bret: Exactly, its XTREME
The referee throws the chair outside, as Kash spins him around and starts to shout at him. The time that Kash is taking having a go at the referee has given Matt Morino time to regain his senses, as he walks over to Kash and grabs his head under his arm and delivers a reverse DDT. Matt starts shouting at Kash on the floor.
“You want me to be XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
He walks out of the ring and looks under the ring, he pulls out a table from under the ring, and slides it into the ring. Matt Morino gets back into the ring and starts to set up the table in the middle of the ring. The referee tries to tell Matt not to set the table up, but he is having non of it. The table is set up, and Matt walks over to Kash, who is just starting to get to his feet, he grabs him by the hair, and turns him a round to give him a side Russian leg sweep. He picks Kash up once again, and takes him over to the corner, where he picks him up and places him sitting on the top turnbuckle. Matt Morino, walks back over to the table and sets it up towards the corner turnbuckle, when he starts to climb up the turnbuckle, until he is standing on the top turnbuckle, with Kash’s head under his arm.
Kave: He isn’t going to do this is he?
Bret: I think he is, I cant wait.
Matt Morino launches Kash off the top turnbuckle in a Superplex off the top rope. Kash lands, shattering the table below him.
Kave: That nearly broke Kash in half, that surely is it.
Matt Morino gets up off the floor, and goes around to Kash’s feet, where he applies the Yorkshire Dale Stretch.
Bret: That’s it, everyone taps out from the Yorkshire Dale Stretch
Kash doesn’t hesitate in tapping out, as the referee calls for the bell, and hands Matt Morino his Xtreme title. Matt Morino, is asking for a mic off Tony Jordan.
“Look, I have proved that I can be Xtreme, time after time. And now, after I just kicked Kash’s ass Xtreme and OLD SCHOOL STYLE, people out back are still going to start saying that I am not Xtreme enough. Well, it appears to me, that if everyone wants to start using weapons in their matches, then they can go and join the hardcore division, but if people want a little bit of competition, and compete in a fair and competitive division, then step up to me, and I will kick all your asses OLD SCHOOL STYLE.”
At that ‘315’ starts to play and Matt Morino throws the mic back out to Tony Jordan as he walks back up the ramp, leaving Kash lying in the ring amongst the rubble from the table, with his belt firmly strapped around his waist.
Bret: You hear that, it sounds like Matt Morino has just told anyone that is obsessed by weapons to go join the hardcore division and those that want a challenge, to step up to him!!
Kave: I heard it Bret, I am sitting right next to you.
Kave: Well the next match is the Supreme title match with Wotto and Jace, and I think Wotto has revenge on his mind
The camera then shows the
empty chair where EWM was supposedly to be sitting
Bret: Well it looks like EWM
decided it was best to stay at home and enjoy his early retirement . . . . .
. . What wait a minute
Kave: I think you spoke too
soon their
EWM had come from behind a
fan and sat in the chair that had been vacant most of the night.
Kave: It looks like he is
here, its better being late than not coming at all
Bret: This cant be good!!!
Kave: Well Bret its been quite a night?
Bret: Too right, who would of thought the backlash from No Vacancy would have been this hyped up, and now it's the rematch of rematches, Bad Guy is defending the title against 'the chosen one' Hossack. And to tell the truth I can't wait till we have a worthy champion
Kave: Well I'd say the Bad Guy is as worthy as a champion can get, But I can tell you something, this match could go either way, with EWM sat in a frontrow seat and Belly will be joining us at ringside for colour commentary
Bret: Neither of them men would dare get in the way of 'the chosen one', its Bad Guy that has to watch his back, He has the top prize in the business and he wont be able to hack it against the likes of Belly, EWM and especially My favourite Hossack.
As that the arena fills with Darkness and an eerie silence casts over, As hooded men make their way from the top of the ramp and align their self in an archway leading to the ringside area. Just the huge outline of Belly can be seen standing on the top of the ramp as ___________ echoes through the arena, Belly slowly makes his way down to ringside, the only light coming from the blazing torches that are being held be the hooded men, Belly walks down the ramp and as he gets to the announce table the lights come back on and the superstar takes a seat at the announce table.
Belly: Hello Friends
Kave: hello Belly
Bret: Hi there, you ok
Belly: I am fine, just looking forward to providing some colour commentary on this match
Kave: Well Belly I gotta ask, are you looking to capture the 4WF World title!
Belly: Well Kave, Lets just say the Bad Guy has something I want, and he as not going to get away from me!
Bret: Well Bad Guy wont have it for much longer after Hossack whips his ass!
Kave: Hossack this, Hossack that, the chosen one doesn't even deserve to be in this match, god dam-it he shouldn't even have a job left here the Bad Guy retired EWM and Hossack, Now Hossack has wormed his way into a title shot and EWM is sat here, and nobody knows how or why he is here.
Belly: My short alliance with EWM taught me one thing, He does what he pleases and has a very devious ideas!!!
Just then smoke begins to rise from under the ramp and a yellow light dims the arena as the words 'the chosen one' are sown on the megatron, just then ____________ hits and Hossack appears on top of the ramp to a chorus of boo's and hisses from the fans in Detroit, Hossack walks down to the ring and him and EWM exchange looks as the Chosen one climbs into the ring and looks around in disgust, he then grabs the ring announcer and pulls the mic from him, Hossack looks up and puts the mic to his lips "Now I know you pieces of Scum all came here to see my take the 4WF world championship from the Bad Guy, but you don't deserve to see that . . . .
Kave: What the hell is he going on about?
"What you will see though is the Bad Guy ripped apart piece by piece, and he will be lucky if he ever walks never mind defend the title again", Hossack walks over to the ropes and leans over looking over at Belly, "Belly you fat piece of shite, get your fat ass of that chair coz your gonna be the man that destroys the Bad Guy" Hossack throws down the mic and Belly throws his head set down as the two meet head to head talking trash when . . . . . . . .
HHOOOOWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! And seek and destroy hits as the Bad Guy makes his way out to an amazing ovation for the new 4WF world champion. He stands at the top of the ramp and holds the title in his hand, He begins to walk to ringside and stops to take note of EWM as the two exchange words and he climbs into the ring. He climbs each turnbuckle and raises the title above his head on each of them as the fans go crazy.
Kave: Listen to the crowd, what an amazing ovation for the 4WF world champion
Bret: What why has Hossack give the shot to Belly? ? ?
Hossack who is watching Bad Guy raising the title and Belly slowly climbing into the ring then turns around and pulls the headset from Kave and pushes him out of the way.
Hossack: Get outta the way you inbred
Bret: Ah ha ha, nice of you to join us
Hossack: your welcome as ever Bret, So what you think Belly or Bad Guy?
Bret: Its got to be Belly, the Big Man will destroy the loser.
Hossack: That's what im expecting
Bret: You mean, ha ha ha, Belly end the Bad guy, this is an ingenious idea
Kave gets another chair and connects another headset and positions his self at the end of the announce table.
Kave: You two suit each other, now why don't you let me do my job,
Hossack: Do I sense a bit of hatred in you voice there Kave, Now there is no need for that, ive just come out here gave the fans the match they wanted and I wanna make sure everything goes to plan, oops I mean everything goes fine!
Bret: Go on Kave tell us what you were saying about the chosen one earlier, when you were talking about EWM
Hossack: Don't mention that idiots name to me, he is a loser the world could do with out, and were gone loose another loser that goes by the name of the Bad Guy.
In the ring Bad Guy and Belly begin circling and then lock horns in a grapple, the Bad guy is over powered and threw across the ring, He gets back up put is soon overpowered again from the grapple and threw across the ring. The Bad Guy gets back to his feet and shakes his head to get focused, The two men lock in a grapple again this time the Bad Guy is placed in an arm bar by Belly, Belly jolts on the arm of the champion several times, and knocking him down on each of them
Hossack: He doesn't look like much of a champion now.
Kave: Give the man a chance, he is coming out of probably the greatest match of his life and it didn't help the Ikons putting him through the cell, I don't see you wrestling after that matc hup, you just put somebody who was fresh and to do your dirty work
Bret: Kave you better watch your mouth, that's the chosen one your talkinf too
Kave: I don't care, if he is as good as he says then he would be the champion
Hossack: You better shut that hole of your before I shut it for you, Bad guy's days are numbered as champion and your sat next to the next 4WF Champion
Kave: It looks like Bad guy is getting to his feet now and he is delivering some hard rights to the gut of belly
Bad guy begins to hemmer Belly with shots all over his body, he then begins to hammer the head of the big man, Belly begins to rock but comes back with a hard right knocking the Bad Guy down holding his head. Belly raises his arms in the air only for the fans to boo him. Belly picks Bad Guy up and kicks him in the gut and places him between his legs, Belly picks Bad Guy up into the powerbomb but the Outsider slides down behind him and runs to the ropes, Belly turns around and is clotheslined by the Bad Guy, the big man rocks and Bad Guy goes back to the ropes and nails another clothes line, Belly begins to rock more as the Bad Guy goes to the ropes for the third time but is knocked down with a shoulder block by Belly.
Bret: Bad Guy cant get Belly off his feet!!!!!!
Hossack: C'mon Belly you big fat piece of trash.
Belly picks Bad Guy up and nails a standing suplex slamming the Bad Guy down hard, He then irish whips him with authority to the turnbuckle and Bad Guy crashes into it hard. Belly walks into the opposite corner and runs to Bad guy looking to squash the Outsider, Bad Guy manages to get out of the way and as Belly stumbles out of the corner Bad Guy climbs the top turnbuckle and waits for Belly to face him, Bad Guy then leaps through the air and nails the flipping neckbreaker from the top turnbuckle sending Belly crashing to the mat
Kave: He has knocked the big man off his feet
Hossack: Dammit Belly, get your fat ass up and show him
Bad guy gets to his feet first and sees EWM on his feet staring down the Bad Guy, Bad Guy leans over the ropes as the two bitter rivals glare at each other. Belly comes behind the Bad Guy and irish whips him to the ropes and the Bad Guy comes back and flies through the air but is caught by Belly mid air, Belly turns the Bad Guy upside down and drills him into the mat with a tombstone piledriver.
Kave: Ohh my god did you see that????
Hossack: this is great
Bret: Belly is making the cover
Hossack: NoooooooOOOO!!
The ref goes down for the count as Belly hooks the leg of the Bad Guy ' ONE , TWO , THR' the Bad Guy gets his shoulder upand Hossack sits back down at the announce table.
Kave: I guess you wernt expecting a title change, Eh I suppose you only wanted Belly to destroy the Bad Guy not beat him
Bret: Kave you've been told once, , Hey Hossack, where you going?
Just then Hossack throws down his headset down and walks around to the other side of the announce table and grabs Kave and picks him up by the scruff of the collar, meanwhile in the ring Belly picks the Bad Guy up and throws him to the outside and he lands on top of Hossack and Kave manages to get out of the way.
Bret: Ohh my Hossack!!!
Kave gets back at the announce table and pulls on his headset.
Bret: Kave. What the heck have you done to the chosen one?
Kave: It wasn't me you seen it was Belly, I don't think he takes it lightly when someone tells him to get their fat ass up.
Bad Guy and Hossack get to their feet on the outside and begin exchanging blows, while Belly and EWM just observe, Bad Guy docks under one of Hossack's rights and nails him with the BadGuy cutter.
Kave: That will keep Hossack down, and serve him right
Bad Guy gets no time to celebrate as Belly Grabs him by the hair and pulls him into the ring Belly throws Bad guy to the ropes and nails a powerslam, landing onto of the Bad Guy, Belly raises his arms in the air to more boos from the fans, Belly bounces of the ropes and lands a big splash onto the Bad Guy, the ref goes down and makes the cover ' ONE, TWO, THR' Hossack pulls the referee out of the ring.
Bret: Did you see that, Hossack used his last amount of strength to pull the referee out of the ring.
Kave: Dammit, we can't have a decent match with out people like Hossack sticking his nose in!
Belly is angered by this and pulls Hossack up onto the apron and nails him with a headbut knocking him back to the floor. Hossack pulls his self up using the guardrails and sees EWM stood above him laughing, Hossack then turns and him and EWM begin exchanging lefts and rights, EWM dives over the rails and the two men begin brawling as Belly watches on and the Bad Guy is back to his feet and the fans begin to cheer as he begins to stalk Belly, Security then break up Hossack and EWM , as Belly turns around and walks straight into the BadGuy cutter. ' ONE, TWO, THREE'.
Kave: The Bad Guy retains his title. He has battled through everything tonight, its been a great night and we will see you next week
Seek and Destroy hits back up as the Bad Guy holds his 4WF world title above his head on the Turnbuckle as he is looking on at Hossack and EWM who are separated and looking to the ring as Deathrow comes to and end.