1st April 2001
"Divide and
Conquer"
The 4WF Intro begins to play on televisions all around the world, to them the show is beginning, but for the people in attendance it has already begun...Having seen a list of top class dark matches it's time for the show to really begin...All around, on each screen in the building the smae intro is being played...As it cuts from the final scene into the arena the place explodes, thousands of fans scream holding their banners in the air hoping to get on television...
Kave: Hello and welcome to the 4WF's premier television show Deathrow!
Bret: And what a week it's been, what an event this will be and what a PPV this coming Friday.
Kave: That's right, it will be an amazing show and tonight is just a stepping stone going into No Vacancy!
Bret: A rather large stepping stone
Kave: And this stepping stone is going to start off with an almight bang...
Bret: Why?
Kave: Well the first show of the night is non other than The Bad Guy vs Smash
Bret: Wow, Bratcher is so smart!
Kave: I can only assume that Hossack and the rest of the "Ikons" had something to do with it!
Kave: Well its time for out first match of the evening, two good friends Smash and the Bad Guy have been forced into a match against each other.
Bret: Your too right I hope those two idiots destroy each other.
Kave: The two OutsiderZ haven’t been taking this match seriously and they seem to have started a game of ‘tag’ with each other,
Bret: Yeah . .. . .those two idiots. . . . .I think J summed it up best when he told us all all how Smash liked to touch the Bad Guy. . . . .HA HA HA
The Wolfpack theme hits up as pyros come down from the rafters and explode on the top of the ramp as the Bad Guy makes his way out to an amazing ovation from the fans, as he makes his way to the ring.
Kave: He looks as if he is ready for this match up, he looks to be taking it more serious than earlier this week.
The music stops, and then starts back up again as Smash makes his way to the ring in his ring attire, looking very cautious and as if he doesn’t wanna go any way near the Bad Guy.
Bret: I knew Smash was a wimp, look at him, he wont get into the ring.
Kave: Ohh what’s this the Bad Guy is asking for a mic!?!?!
“Smash. . . . . The running stops NOW, You see, u may have made me ‘IT’ but I knew we had a match together and I knew you would have to face me, so get into this ring so I can do what I said I was gonna do and that is beat you.”
Bret: Hey im actually starting to like the Bad Guy!!!
Kave: OHHH No, I hope Bratcher hasn’t drove a wedge between the two.
Smash climbs into the ring very slowly never taking his eyes off the Bad Guy, The Bell sounds as this match gets underway. Smash is stepping back from the Bad Guy, holding his hands up in the air and looking to be apologising, Bad Guy walks right over to him and pulls his arm back . . … .. . . . and brings in down and tags smash’s shoulder and runs and slides out the ring with Smash hot after him.
Kave: AH HA HA, the two are finishing their game of tag.
Bret: Those idiots, I cant believe it, what they doing.
Kave: They fooled all us, look at them Smash is chasing the Bad Guy coz Smash is ‘It’ so to speak.
The referee in the ring is looking around very confused, and does the only thing he can do, he begins to count the two OutsiderZ who are chasing each other around the ring. “1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5”, Smash is still chasing the Bad Guy round the ring as the fans cheer the superstars on. “6 - 7”
Kave: The crowd are loving this!!!!!
Bret: They would, those halfwits!!
The ref continues his count “8 - 9 - 10”, The referee calls for the Bell and the Bad Guy drops to his knees in celebration of winning the ‘Tag’ game him and Smash had been playing all week. Smash rolls into the ring and the Bad Guy follows. Bad Guy still celebrating looks over to Smash and begins laughing, then Smash does then both the OutsiderZ begin to celebrate in the ring as they have ruined Bratchers plan to tear the OutsiderZ apart.
Kave: That was genius from the OutsiderZ, what a plan!
Just them ‘momma raised a hell riser’ hits and out comes the CEO of 4WF Mr Bratcher to a chorus of boo’s from the fans in attendance. “Shut the hell up, im the owner of the 4WF, ill have you all thrown out . . . . . . . .Now Bad Guy, Smash, I bet you think your very clever, and you pulled the wool over my eyes, well I don’t!!!!!!!!!!” A Chant of asshole begins to ring round the arena before Bratcher gets back on the mic, as the Bad Guy and Smash are in the ring with a taking the piss, scared look, “Not to worry though I am a man of intelligence and I have a back up plan . . . . Tonight in that very ring, you, the Bad Guy are gonna be in a handicap match against . .. . . . . . KASH . . . . . . . .and JACE .. . . . the two Ikons that snapped Wotto’s leg in two . . .. ..H AHA HA AHAH, and Smash you are banned from ringside and if you dare to disobey me there will be severe consequences”
Bratcher throws down the mic and goes to leave when Bad Guy gets on a mic “ Hey Dumbass,” Bratcher turns around and looks to the ring “Lets have a little survey . . . . Who up in here thinks the Bad Guy is gonna loose to Kace and Jash . . . sorry I mean Jace and Kash” the fans go silent and a few of them boo “I didn’t think so, Now who wants to see the Bad Guy take his boot and continue to kick JASH and KASH'S ass all over the ring tonight” The crowd explode into a huge cheer to Bratcher disgust in the idea “Well Dumbass it looks like the survey sez. . .. . .The Bad Guy is gonna those Jackasses” Bad Guy throws the mic down as Wolfpack hits up and him and Smash drink a few beers with the fans as Bratcher leaves the ring area.
Kave: We got another match, tonight were gonna see the Bad Guy take on Kash and Jace.
Bret: I hope they don’t injure him too much like they did Wotto
Kave: ME too, this all a plot by Bratcher to soften the Bad Guy up, he as also done it to EWM by putting him in a match against Belly.
Kave: Now, let’s see if Hick can get the $100,000 in a rematch from last week’s Deathrow.
Brent: He will if Piss Michaels doesn’t interfere this time.
The Road Warriors Theme hits and out comes Hick the Animal.
Kave: It seems like Hick will get a second chance here tonight!
Brent: (Says sarcastically) Seems that way.
“So you wanna be a Rock Superstar” hits over the booming speakers, and MPB comes out to the delight of the fans.
Kave: This is the man who will face Krypton for the Hardcore Title this Friday!
Brent: Big deal. The newest Ikon will KILL him on the Stairway to Hell!
MPB runs to the ring and ducks a clothesline by the Animal and starts throwing punches at him.
Kave: Stong right hands by MPB.
Hick blocks one and turns it into a Hip Toss. MPB Immediatley gets up, and another Hip Toss.
Brent: YES! HICK IS IN CONTROL!
Hick picks MPB and goes for another Hip Toss.
Kave: Not again!
MPB reverses it and hits a strong DDT. He picks Hick up, and tries to suplex him.
Kave: Hick is to big! He can’t suplex him!
Brent: Its fun to see him try!
Hick reverses the suplex. He picks MPB up, and hits a Gorilla Press Slam.
Kave: What power shown by this Triad member!
The Animal picks MPB up, and hits the T-Bone Suplex.
Brent: Its over! THats his Trademark!
Kave: He is going to go for the Animal VerteBreaker!
Hick picks MPB up, and hits the Animal Verte Breaker. 1...2...thr... Animal picks up MPB, and wants the match to go on.
Kave: C’mon! He had the match!
Brent: He he he! Now it’s time for a game of cat and mouse!
Kave: He’s just playing with him!
Hick throws MPB to the corner, and takes him up top.
Kave: OH NO!
Brent: OH YES!
Kave: He is going to hit the Verte Breaker off the top turnbuckle!
Hick tries to get MPB up, but he squirms out of it and pushes the Animal off.
Kave: OH YES!
Brent: OH NO!
MPB hits the Final Flight on Hick.
Kave: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Brent: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kave: He shold’ve pinned him when he had the chance.
Brent: (Crying) No no no no no no!
MPB Goes to each of the turnbuckles and signals to the fans.
Kave: What a great match!
As MPB celebrates a man emurges form the crowd, sliding into the ring and attacking MPB, grabbing him by the hair and executing a neckbreaker form the top.
Kave: What a move!
Bret: That's Steve Anderson!
The man runs to Hick, pulling him up and walking him backstage as MPB get's to his feet, stumbling around and taunting the newcomer.
Kave: My GOD!
Bret: Yeah Whatever!
Kave: Up next we have to great competetors coming out and putting on a good show.
Bret: To great competotors? Vincible sucks! Goldham should teach him a lesson or two
Kave: Bret be a little mature! Vincible has a great future in the 4wf!
Keep Rolling Rolling Rolling what! Blairs through the P.A. and Vincible walks down the arena to a fairly nice pop.
Stand By Me, Blairs through the arena and a mixed reaction to the crowd as Goldham walks down the isle.
Kave: I think the fanz like them both.
Bret: That makes me hate them both!
Ham and Vincible stare eachother down before tying up. Ham hits a head lock on Vincible but Vincible slides out and throws Ham into the ropes. Ham flies back at him and Vincible ducks to try and throw him over his shoulders, but Ham hits a huge kick to the face of Vincible.
Kave: What a kick to the face by Goldham!
Goldham charges at Vincible and goes for a close line but Vincible ducks and hits a drop kick to the head of Ham.
Bret: Lucky shot!
Kave: I think that was a very skilled manuever!
Vincible goes for a stahling suplex, but when Ham is in the air he turns around and lands on his feet behind Vincible. Ham locks his hands around Vincible and hits a huge back German suplex into a pin. 1,2,thr......
Kave: No Kick Out!
Bret: Vincible just got lucky.
Goldham gets up and goes to the reph slapping his hands together 1,2,3 trying to tell the reph that he was going to slow. Vincible gets up behind him as Ham turns around. Ham goes for a right hand but it's blocked by Vincible who hits a right hand of his own. Ham goes for another one but Vincible blocks it again. Vincible hits two more right hands and then brings his hand way back and clotheselines Ham over the top rope!
Kave: What power by Vincible
Bret: Ham will get back in it though!
Vincible takes his hands on the ropes, bends back, and flies right over the top rope, but Ham realizes what happens and roles out of the way.
Kave: What a death saving counter by Goldham
Bret: I think they both should die! There horrible!
The reph starts the outside count 1,2,3,4, Ham gets up and throws Vincible into the ring. Ham walks into the ring and Vincible trys to throw Ham into the corner, but It's countered and Vincible is in the corner. Ham lifts up Vincible so he's sitting on the top rope. Ham then climbs up himself and throws Vincible's arm over his shoulder.
Kave: He's not gonna do this!!!
Bret: Yes, he will do it Ham and make it hurt. Show No Mercy!
Goldham lifts Vincible into the air and hits a beautiful hamhammer off the top ropes. 1,2,3.
Kave: It's over Goldham wins it.
Bret: And What's wrong with that!!!
Kave: Goldham is celebrating another victory here in the 4WF
The crowd start to come to life as there is something going on behind Goldham
Kave: Whats going on?
Bret: They love Goldham, he is the best.
Just then a man dives over the barriers and lands a luthez pres and knuckle on Goldham
Kave: Hey that’s the real GOLDHAM
Bret: This is confusing, Who
Kave: The real Goldham, he is wanting to get to Goldham for a while now
The Real Goldham gets up and stomps on Goldham, focing him to curl up into a ball, and is in a lot of pain. The real Goldham raises his arms to the fans who cheer for him as he give Goldham one last stomp before he makes his way to the back.
Here we are an arm Wrestling match between Shock and Hellfire and this is sure to blow up in their faces.
The fans wait to see what superstar will come out frist.
And here we go its…Shock, wearing jeans and a tee-shirt shock walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom ropes.
Out next is Hellfire who takes his time to get to the ring. Hellfire climbs into the ring.
The official tells the two, to sit down and they both agree. The ref holds the two superstars right hands. The official is counting down from 3. 3,2,1 go, Shock gains the upper-hand and looks like his going to win but then, Hellfire counters and pushes Shock down the official looks to see if Shocks hand is touching the table no, no, no its no Shock is safe. Shock and Hellfire are staring at each other, as Hellfire’s face is going red with the pain as he pushes down and Shock looks like his losing it, yes he has Hellfire’s won.
Hellfire jumps up delight. Shock then picks up the table that’s in the middle of the ring and smashes it over Hellfire’s head. Shock is betting on Hellfire as the Ikons run down to the ring to beat on hellfire.
And at that moment Impaler runs to the ring and scares the Ikons off hellfire, and helps Hellfire to his feet.
Kave: This is an amazing sign of partnership!
Bret: It's sick
As Impaler helps Hellfire to the back a quick video package shwos the highlights of the Mazkwon and Hyped Up feud.
Kave: Now we have the two lovely ladies of the 4wf against eachother in a bra and panties match!
Bret: That's right the only way to win this match is to put, no not put take your opponet out of her clothes. This is my kind of match.
My Generation, hits and only Hyped Up walks out. The crowd booss hard, and Hyped Up realizes why. Hyped Up points back and out steps Sky, in one of the most sexiest dresses. The crowd goes crazy.
Bret stands up and starts to whistle.
Kave: Sit down your embarrising.
Bret: Shut up Kave I deserve Sky not some dumb ass wannabee such as Hyped Up!
I kicked Bat Mans ass blairs around the P.A., and out comes the gorgeous April Hunter closely followed by Mazwokon. They walk down to the ring together and as April steps into the ring the reph takes charge.
Telling both Mazwokon and Hyped Up to go back to the dressing room. They put up a small fight but soon retreat to the back.
Bret: Good now we can have good clean nudity!!
Kave: They don't go nude just to their bra and panties.
Bret: Shhhhhh! Your ruining the fantasy!
Sky runs at April and jumps on her grabbing her hair and throwing it from side to side, like a doll. Soon April turns the tables and is ontop of Sky doing the same thing. Sky gets her hand on the rope before April rips her head off. April charges over to sky and whips her head down to the ground. She then grabs Sky's shirt and rips it off!
Bret: Yes!Yes! Do the pants now!
Kave: Your a very sick man!
April takes Sky's shirt and throws it to a man who was screaming for it. April turns around and is met with a slap to the breasts by Sky
In the crowd you can hear, "Nudity Nudity Nudity Nudity Nudity "!
Bret: Yeah listen to the crowd!
Sky hits and snap suplex onto April and she's down. Sky walks over to her legs. She looks confused as of what to do, but in the crowd she hears, "Take it off, Take if off!" It looks as though it just popped into her head and Sky pulls of Aprils pants.
Bret: Yeah wooohoooooo.
April stans up wearing a very sexy thong! She slaps Sky. Sky slaps her back. Sky then drop kicks April into the ropes where her hands get caught. April can't move. Sky walks over to her and spits in her face. Sky then grabs April's shirt, and slowly rips off the shirt of April. The bell rings but Sky's not done yet. Sky walks outside and grabs a chair. She gets back into the ring and a chairshot to the head of April. Sky then turns her around to her back and unclasps April's bra!
Bret: At a girl Sky go all the way!
Kave: Stop that Sky that's very embarrasing to April!
Sky turns her around and takes the bra off of April! The crowd goes crazy! April is lying dead center in the ring nude!!!! 5 seconds and then the lights go out. I kicked Batmas ass hit's and before you know it the lights are back on with April clunged tightly to Mazwokon with Sky uncouncious in the corner! Mazwakon and April walk out like that until Hyped Up runs out to help Sky.
The pyros go off as 'The way I am' by Eminem blares out of the speakers. Double D makes his way down the ramp as the crowd cheer the ex-AoV member. The camera zooms in as we see DD holding a pair of nun-chucks in his right hand.
Kave: What an entrance by Double D!! The noise from the crowd is immense and it looks like he means business with that pair of nun-chucks!
Brett: I think he's gonna need much more than that to take down Krypton!! We've seen just how tough Krypton is in the past and now that he has the backing of the Impakt Ikons he's gonna be unstoppable!!
Kave: That may be so, we'll just have to see. Here comes Krypton now!
'Natural born Killaz' by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube kicks in as a huge boo from the fans can be heard. However, Krypton is still nowhere to be seen.
Kave: Where is Krypton? That's his music playing..... but where is he?
Brett: He probably realised that wrestling DD tonight would be such a waste of time. He would beat him in seconds!
Kave: Well.... That's certainly debatable.
Suddenly, Krypton emerges from the crowd and slides into ring behind DD, who is still looking up the ramp waiting for Krypton.
Brett: Its Krypton!! Ha ha ha ha!! And DD doesn't have a clue!
Krypton taps his Cane of Pain on the ground to get DD's attention. DD turns around in confusion only to be met with a huge hit across his head.
Kave: Oh my god! He almost knocked DD out!
Krypton continues to hit DD who is lying on the ground, his head already split open from the initial impact. Krypton then ceases the hitting and lifts his Cane above his head to examine it.
Kave: Oh my..... the cane is covered in blood! That's sick!
Brett: Ha ha! What did I tell you! Krypton already has this match won! DD should have just stayed at home!
Krypton then walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs up, holding his Cane of Pain high above his head. However, he is only met by a chorus of boos. As he gloats to the crowd, DD slowly makes his way up to his feet, his face covered in blood, and leaving a red pool on the ground.
Brett: I don't believe this, DD is actually getting up!
Double D staggers around the ring for a bit before gaining his composure and turning to face Krypton. He then charges towards him, knocking Krypton over the turnbuckle to the floor below. DD then slides out of the ring and starts throwing his nun-chucks about. As Krypton reaches his feet, DD lays into him with the nun-chucks, hitting him from head to toe and sending Krypton to his knees. DD then takes the nun-chucks right off the head of Krypton, as a sickening crack is heard around the arena.
Kave: OH MY GOD.... Did you hear that!!? Someone stop this match! These two are gonna kill each other!
Brett: What? Are you mad? This is great! And anyway, Krypton can take that sort of punishment no problem!
DD the throws down his nun-chucks, picks up Krypton and throws him over the barrier, with Krypton landing on the crowd's chairs. DD steps over the barrier but is met by a beer to the face by Krypton, who just grabbed it off someone in the crowd.
Kave: I don't think that guy's gonna be too happy about Krypton wasting his beer!
Brett: Of course he is! He used it to smash over the face of DD!
Krypton and DD then brawl their way through to the back of the arena, both men exchanging huge blows. Krypton starts to pick up the advantage as he knocks DD into some barrels in the cargo area. Krypton then shows his amazing strength as he picks up a barrel, seemingly which great ease.
Kave: The strength of Krypton! He picked up that barrel like it was a bag of feathers!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, MPB runs in and takes a chair off the head of Krypton, who then falls over with the barrel landing on top of him. MPB then takes advantage and tries to go for the pin.
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But DD was up in time to kick MPB off. DD then starts laying into MPB knocking him down onto the chair previously used on Krypton. DD then starts to climb up a stack of barrels which are piled next to where MPB is lying.
Kave: What does DD think he's doing?
Brett: He's gonna try to drop down from the barrels onto MPB! That's insane!
Kave: If he hits this, its all over!
Suddenly, the Impackt Ikons and "The Chosen One" Mark Hossack come running down, knocking the barrels from underneath DD, sending him crashing down to the floor, some 15 feet down.
Kave: OH my god!!!! DD has just fallen 15 feet down landing awkwardly on those barrels and the floor! Someone get in there and help!
Brett: What are you saying?! This is a hardcore match! If he doesn't like the pain then he shouldn't even be here!
Kave: But that's too much! And now Krypton has the advantage, with his buddies to help him out!
Brett: Ha ha ha, they'll teach DD and MPB a lesson!
Hossack then picks MPB up off the ground kicks him in the gut and delivers a 'Chosen Plex' onto the steel chair. Jace then picks up MPB and delivers an Impaktion back on to the stell chair again.
Kave: NO! what did MPB do to deserve this? I know this is hardcore rules but they've gone too far!
Justin time then starts to pile up some barrels and begins to climb up as Shock Factor picks up MPB again and hits a devastating A-bomb on to the concrete floor. Just as MPB hits the ground Justin Time soars off the barrels with a Time Bomb onto MPB.
Kave: Come on! That's enough, this wasn't necessary at all!
By this time Krypton is on his feet and is handed his Cane of Pain by Hossack. He then lights it and delivers several blows to the head of MPB, which is already gushing with blood. Krypton then puts down the cane and covers MPB for the pin.
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3...
Kave: Well, Krypton wins the match thanks his new buddies, The Impack Ikons and "The Chosen One" Mark Hossack.
Brett: Plus he picks up the $100 000 from pinning MPB!! Serves him right for trying to interfere in the match!!
Kave: I don't think anyone deserves what MPB got just now. It was just brutal....
As Krypton and the Impakt Ikons walk off, EMT's rush down to attend to MPB and Double D, who both lie stricken on the concrete floor.
Kave: What a match and what an amazing night we've had so far!
Bret: It' been ok!
Kave: We've just seen Krypton retain his Hardcore Title, with some help from The Ikons!
Bret: Shut Up!
Kave: But the best part of the night had to be Smash and The Bad Guy defying Bratcher and not fighting each other.
Bret: Yeah and Bad Guy's gonna pay, when Jace and Kash destroy him!
Kave: But enough of whats going to happen later, now we've got Big D defending his title against Whitechoc, a man that has never really gotten himself too far...But what is going to happen?
Bret: Big D's gonna stomp on his carcass and (Bleep) on his dead body!
Kave: Well i doubt that, but here we go!
"Hit 'Em Up" by Tupac emplodes around the arena, Whitechoc walks out onto the stage, to a rare huge ovation...The superstar unsure of what to do walks to the edge of the stage throwing his arms in the air and taking in the applause. He continues down the ramp, smiling unbelievably at his huge chance today for the Xtreme Title.
Kave: I really feel like we could see a title change here tonight!
Bret: Yeah, if there's another title match, Whitechoc is a loser!
Kave: Ok, we'll see
Whitechoc slides into the ring, climbing the nearest turnbuckle and raising one arm in the air, bringing it down and making a belt movement around his waist...
Kave: See, he's hungry for gold!
Bret: What? Are you retarded?
As Whitechoc continues to pose in the ring, as the lights dim down and a spotlight focuses on the entranceway. "Rock The Dead" by Twiztid starts to play, Big D walking slowly out, shortly followed by ICP and Twiztid carrying the Table Of Death.
Kave: Why are they bringing that out?
Bret: Well it is a streetfight!
Kave: And why are Dark Lotus here?
Bret: Because it's a streetfight, it's not their fault Whitechoc's friends are too scared to turn up!
Kave: Well the 4WF isn't a battleground for gang warfare!
Bret: Oh, you make it sound like were going to see death's
Big D reaches the bottom of the ramp, signalling one Table of death at the left side of the ring, and one at the front by the ramp...He waits for them to be put in place before slowly and methodically sliding into the ring and looking eye to eye with Whitechoc.
Kave: Whitechoc's not scared!
Bret: Yeah he is, anyone would be
The referee has a quick word to both men, before signalling for them to get at it, the bell rings and Big d and Whitechoc charge at each other, both going toe to toe in the centre of the ring.
Kave: This is going to be nothing fancy people!
Big D blocks one of Whitechoc's punches, nailing him hard in the nose and spraying blood down his front from his nose.
Kave: Wow, his nose must be broken!
Whitechoc stands there holding his bloody nose, as Big D pulls back his hand, staring it the blood on it as a huge glint appears in his eye and a sick smile comes across his face...
Kave: He's a psycho!
Bret: No he's not, but he's gonna kill Whitechoc
The challenger looks up, with watery eyes from the broken nose he stares into the eyes of Whitechoc.
Kave: What are they going to do?
Big D slowly walks closer and closer to Whitechoc, stalking his victim as Whitechoc just stands still, unsure of what to do the challenger begins to charge at Big D, spearing the champion hard down to the canvas...
Kave: What a move...Come on Whitechoc!
Bret: Hey were commentators, were not supposed to take sides!
Whitechoc stays on top of Big D, no longer holding his bloody nose but instead swinging wildly at Big d, punching him in the face countless amounts of time while blood drips down form his nose onto the body of Big D!
Bret: He's snapped, how can you call Big D a psycho!
Big D throws Whitechoc off of him, climbing to his feet and going off of the ropes, nailing him with a clothesline...
Kave: What a clothesline!
The champ signals to ICP, the clowns slide one of the tables of death into the ring...sliding in after it as they set it up.
Kave: There's no need for this!
Bret: Yeah!
Shaggy pulls up Whitechoc placing him in the corner and hoisting him up onto the top turnbuckle.
Violent J slides out ofd the ring, collecting the other table and placing it int he ring, setup at the other corner...Big D walks up to Choc, grabbing him by the hair and climbing to the second turnbuckle...
Kave: Whats he doing?
As Big D hooks Whitechoc's head, the lights go out and "Trust" by Megadeth explodes over the loud speakers, the lights return and "The Chosen One" and Krypton are standing in the ring, Hossack grabs Big D pulling him from the turnbuckle and walking him around to the opposite corner, setting him onto the top and climbing up himself...
Kave: What are they doing here?
Hossack climbs onto the second turnbuckle, grabbing Big D and DDT'ing him through his own table of death...
Kave: MY GOD!
Bret: NO! YES! I DON'T KNOW!
Krypton clears the ring of Dark Lotus, picking Shaggy 2 Dope up and putting him through the other table of death with a brainbuster.
Kave: What a move, their clearing house!
Krypton finally grabs Whitechoc, the challenger walks over to Big D lies on top of him and hooks his leg...one...two...three...
Kave: New Xtreme Champion!
Bret: NO!
Kave: What?
Bret: I cna't believe this.
As Krypton and Hossack help Whitechoc out of the ring, the rest of the ikons come walking down to ringside to help out the new champion...The ring is cleared of debris as 4WF goes to a commercial break...
Kave: Welcome back to the 4WF...
Bret: The rings cleared and Big D (sob sob) is now been taken backstage
Kave: Bloodied
Bret: I know, it's a tragedy
As Bret continues to cry for the former Xtreme Champion "Fisk" by Will Haven begins to play and the former and first Xtreme Champion Matt Morino walks out of the back.
Kave: And from one xtreme Champion to another, the man formerly known as Madd Matt, Matt Morino.
Bret: I hate this guy, i hope Time kicks his ass!
Matt walks down the ramp, sliding into the ring and walking into his corner waiting for Time.
Kave: This is going to be an amazing contest!
"Droppin Plates" by Disturbed explodes and Justin Time walks out to the ramp, swearing at the fans and spitting on them as he makes his way down to the ring, the fans in disgust at the Ikon mamber.
Kave: This one is underway...
Time slides quickly into the ring, going straight for Matt as Morino moves out of the way locking his arms around Time's waist and executes a perfect german suplex, pulling him up and doing another, then again and making a bridge..one...two...and Time kicks out, Morino pulls him back up, hooking one leg and hitting a dragon screw, sending Time to the ground clutching his knee in agony!
Kave: Time's knee has been a problem before!
Matt continues to work on the weakened knee of Time, applying a figure four, sending Justin into screams of pain...Time lies back to try and forget about the pain...one...two...he lifts himself up, again in a lot of pain, as he continues to scream he lays back down...one...two...and again Time lifts his shoulders this time reaching and grabbing the bottom rope, forcing Matt to break the hol which he does quickly, pulling Time up and lifting him into the air and turning a suplex into a backbreaker...
Kave: What a move!
Bret: Fluke!
Matt goes for the cover...one..two...kick out by Time...
Bret: I though this was a submissions match?
Kave: Apparently it is, but Bratcher changed the rules to allow pinfalls, somethings a bit fishy about that!
Bret: NO!
The former Xtreme Champion pulls Time up once again, whipping him into the corner, but Time slips on the way. His knee buckling and sending him sliding into the ring post under the bottom turnbuckle. Morino walks over to Time pullign him out and looking down on him in sympathy, he goes to pick Time up slowly. suddenly Time hooks Morino, rolling him up into a small package...one...two...thre, kcikout by Morino, Matt gets to his feet, stomping on the Ikon and pulling him up, Matt whips him to the ropes, picking him up and executing a samoan drop, then a beautiful leg drop.
Kave: Matt is kicking ass!
Bret: No he's not!
Matt stares down on the injured Time, looking in pity as he walks down to his head and picks him up...As he goes for a suplex Time reverses and plants and implant DDT, the Ikon slowly climbs to his feet, climbing the turnbuckle and awkwardly standing on the top as he signals for the timebomb, looking at his watch and leaps...But Matt moves and Time hits nothing but mat, Morino runs to his legs turning him over and loacking on a texas cloverleaf...
Kave: It's the Yorkshire Dale stretch!
Bret: NO!
Time screams in agony, tapping the canvas as Matt really pulls back...
Kave: YES! The Winner Matt Morino!
Bret: Damn Him!
Kave: I can see big things for this technical expert!
Matt smiles at the fans as he exits the ring, walking back up the ramp and in one final salute throwing his arms in the air.
A camera is shown backstage at the Ikons locker room door, all of a sudden the door is opened and Jace steps out the room and bumps into the camera. “Hey you dumb ****, you just love getting in our way, but instead of whipping your ass im gonna tell you summit. . . . . . Bad Guy, you just love to think you’re the best well at No Vacancy your gonna be outta luck and out of a job, and Hossack will be the new 4WF champion, Well that’s if you make it to No Vacency, you might find yourself lying in a hospital bed next to Twatto. . . . . . .Now get outta my way you stupid worthless camera man”
Jace throws the camera man as the action is switched back to ringside.
Kave: Its time for EWM and Belly now Bret, and here comes Belly
Bret: Yeah I know, you still think Bratcher has done this match to soften up EWM?
Kave: Of course he has, I mean his chosen Champion gets the night off and Bad Guy has to wrestle the Ikons later because Bratcher’s original plan didn’t work and he also put EWM in a match with one of the biggest men in 4WF and that is Belly.
Bret: You have a very active imagination, Bratcher has done these matches for entertainment value for the fans.
Kave: If he has done that then how come Hossack hasn’t got a match, Im sure the fans would love Hossack to wrestle 2 other wrestlers.
Bret: But Hossack deserves a night off, he has done a lot recently.
Kave: EWM and The Bad Guy have worked their asses of for the 4WF, they deserve a night of more than anyone
Bret: Shut up Kave, and stop crying, Belly is in the ring now, why are the fans booing him?
Just then ‘Exit Music’ hits and EWM walks out to a mixed reaction from the fans, some are booing him and others are cheering. EWM looks to the fans with a blanc look on his face, he then walks to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and looks over to Belly.
Kave: These two looked to be friends but looking at the intensity in the ring now I think its all out the window.
Bret: You see, these two put their friendship aside to wrestle, unlike Smash and Bad Guy who took it as a joke.
Kave: I don’t think EWM and Belly are friends, I think they had an understanding in the past, but they don’t anymore.
The Bell rings as EWM and Belly circle the ring, EWM runs at Belly but is knocked down by a shoulder block, EWM gets back to his feet and goes for Belly again but again is sent to the mat. EWM gets up and looks frustrated as he runs to Belly again, but this time nails a dropkick, knocking Belly back onto the ropes. EWM then runs off the opposite ropes and then to Belly who throws EWM over his shoulder, into the air, out of the ring and CRASHING onto the announcers table which crumbles underneath him.
Kave: Ohh my GOD, 2 minutes into the match and EWM has gone through the announce table, he must of gone 10 feet into the air, he flew.
Bret: Now you see the strength of Belly, He is a animal.
Belly crawls out the ring and over to EWM, who is rolling on the floor holding his back in pain. Belly picks EWM up by the air and bench presses him, then throws him through the middle ropes and back into the ring.
Bret: Another demonstration of Belly’s power
Kave: If this keeps up EWM wont make it to No Vacancy
Belly who is back in the ring picks EWM up by the hair, but EWM is coming back with a few punches to Belly’s gut area, EWM as giving Belly lefts and rights to the gut then to his head, Belly block one though and gives EWM a massive head-butt sending him backwards, Belly Grabs the arm of the 4WF champion and whips him to the ropes, EWM goes to the ropes comes back and sunset flips over Belly and tries to bring him down but . . .
Kave: NO, Belly has just sat on EWM
Bret: This is brutal
The ref goes down ‘1 - 2 - thr’
Kave: EWM got the shoulder up, OHH my God how did he do that, he is a true champion
Bret: He is an idiot, he should of stayed down
Belly gets up and cant believe EWM kicked out, EWM gets to his feet and and irish whips EWM into the corner, Belly then backs into the other corner and runs to EWM, who manages to get out of Belly’s way, so Belly crashes into the turnbuckle, stumbles out and EWM meets him with a reverse DDT.
Kave: Both men are down, the referee has started to count
Both the superstars get up simultaneously and begin to hammer each other with lefts and rights, Belly ducks one of EWM’s shots and picks the champion up looking to deliver a tombstone piledriver to him, EWM wriggles his way onto Belly’s back and locks in a sleeper hold, Belly begins to wobble and then falls backwards landing on top of EWM, as the ref makes the pin ‘1 - 2 - 3’
Kave: Belly has beaten the 4WF champion
Bret: Hey Hossack is the champion.
Belly’s music hits as he has his arm raised by the referee, as EWM rolls around in pain in the ring.
Kave: it was a great match, I hope EWM is alright for Sunday
Bret: I don’t think he will be
Kave: Well in that case it looks as if Bratcher’s plan worked.
Belly leaves to the Back with his music blaring as the fans boo him, EWM who is getting to his feet in the ring as emt’s come down to see if he is alright, one approaches him only to be delivered a reverse stunner, sending the other emt’s back away from EWM who walks to the back looking in pain.
Kave: C’mon EWM there was no need for that
Bret: Well that’s how stupid he is, he was offered help and he refused.
Kave: Well it looks as if the next match is going to be the match Bratcher forced Bad Guy into.
Bret: Yes it does, and that was great thinking by Bratcher if you ask me, you cant have superstars messing around the way them too did.
Kave: Oh, listen to you, kissing Bratchers ass when he aint even here.
Bret: I’d watch your mouth if I were you.
Kave: (mutters something under his breath)
Then Papercut by Linkin Park starts to blare through the P.A. System as Jace and Kash step out onto the stage, accompanied by Justin Time, Shock Factor, Krypton and ‘The Chosen One’ Mark Hossack.
Kave: Oh come on, why are all of them here?
Bret: What do you mean, why are all of them here. They are here because they want to see there buddy’s Kash and Jace ive Badguy a beating, that’s why.
Kave: Oh, Please, they are only here to cause trouble, you and I both know that.
Bret: As I said, they are only here for support
All of the Impact Ikons, including the new member, Krypton make their way down to the ring as Hossack remains on the stage, watching his friends make their way to the ring. Hossack, opens his long black jacket, and throws back the sides to reveal the 4WF title strapped around his waist. As he throws back the sides, he reveals a mic from inside his jacket and brings it up to his mouth as he waits for the crowd to calm down, as chants of ‘We Want Badguy’ go around the arena.
Bret: It looks like the Chosen One is going to speak.
Kave: Oh, how excited we must be…
“Shut the hell up, and listen to me. You will get to see Bad guy shortly, but it wont be a good match, if you’re a Bad guy fan. Now show some god damn respect for me and my title and Shut UP”
Kave: What does he mean, his title. That title belongs to EWM, not him.
Bret: Come on Kave, we all know that Possession is nine tenths of the law.
“Now, let me introduce to you, the CEO of the 4WF, Mr. Bratcher”
Then Mumma Raised a Hellraiser starts to play, and out from the entrance way steps Bratcher, to very poor response from the crowd, as chants of ‘Arsehole, Arsehole’ start to spread around the arena. Hossack passes the mic in his hand over to Bratcher as he raises it to his mouth, about to talk.
Bret: I don’t see you telling Mr Bratcher what you think of him now
Kave: You are nothing but a suck up, arnt you.
Bret: It’s worked for me so far.
Bratcher takes one look around the audience, and gets fed up of waiting for them to be quiet so he starts to talk anyway.
“I don’t know why you are calling me that, I have always said that I am a fair person, so to prove I am fair, and to make sure that we have a good clean match next, I have decided to ban the Outsiderz from ringside for this match. And if any of them do come down to ringside, they will pay a severe price”
They erupt into chants of ‘A*sehole’ and ‘We want Badguy’ at the news that the CEO has just delivered.
Kave: Now I suppose you are going to tell me that that is fair. I mean the Outsiderz are banned, yet the Ikons can stay, that aint right.
Bret: Hey, like the man said, he is just trying to prove that he is a fair man.
Kave: This isn’t going to be fair, this is just a trap for the Badguy
Bret: (s******s)
Mumma Raised a Hellraiser starts to play again as Bratcher walks off the stage and out of the entranceway as Hossack makes his way down the ramp to join the rest of the Ikons at ringside, as Jace and Kash both step up into the ring, after giving Shock Factor and Justin Time their Tag Team Belts.
Bret: Just look at all the gold that the Ikons hold, they got the Tag Team Champions, Jace and Kash, they got the Hardcore Champion, Krypton, and they have even got the 4WF champion Hossack.
Kave: How many times do I have to tell you, Hossack is not the champion, EWM is the champion, Hossack has just stole his belt.
Bret: You believe what you like.
As Jace and Kash are in the ring, talking to each other about the match ahead, Seek and Destroy starts to play and Bad guy steps onto the stage, not looking very enthusiastic about his task ahead. Shock, Time, and Krypton make there way to the bottom of the ramp, awaiting bad guy to come down. Bad guy looks around, but as of Bratchers orders, he is alone on the stage, he takes one more look at the awaiting Ikons, and then runs straight towards them. He runs down the ramp and clotheslines Time, whilst Shock and Krypton start to throw punches at the Bad guy.
Kave: He is showing No Fear, he ran straight at the Ikons, who were waiting to ‘jump’ him.
Bret: No Fear, HA, that’s just Stupidity.
Bad guy continues to fight with the three Ikons on the outside as Hossack makes his way over, and the numbers are too much as the four men, beat Badguy to the ground.
Kave: Come on ref, Do something
Bret: He can’t do anything, the match hasn’t started yet. This is great.
Hossack picks the Bad guy up off the floor and throws him into the ring where Kash and Jace are waiting for him. The referee calls for the bell, as the match gets officially on the way, and both Jace and Kash start to kick on the fallen Bad guy. The referee intervenes and tells Kash to get onto the apron, where he goes after giving a few extra kicks into the spine of the Bad guy. Jace picks up the Bad guy and delivers a standing drop kick, which sends the Bad guy back to the canvas. He once again goes and picks up the bad guy, but this time pushing him back into the ropes and throwing him off the rope. As the Bad guy returns, Jace goes for the clothesline but misses as the Bad guy ducks under it and comes back off the second rope with a clothesline of his own, which sends Jace down to the canvas hard. Shock Factor jumps up onto the apron distracting the referee, as Krypton slides in the ring behind the Bad guy and punches bad guy in the lower spine, followed up by a reverse DDT.
Kave: Oh come on referee, do something, this isn’t fair.
Bret: he can’t do anything if his back is turned…look Shock Factor is distracting him.
Krypton slides out of the ring as Shock jumps off the apron, and Jace regains control of the match.
The cameras flick backstage to show Smash watching the match on the monitors, looking very frustrated.
Kave: it doesn’t look as if Smash can bare to watch anymore of this match
Bret: He better had, because Bratcher has warned the outsiderz, that if they get involved at all, there will be hell to pay
Jace continues to attack the fallen Bad guy as Krypton this time jumps up on the apron to get in the ring, which gives Kash the chance to get in the ring and double team on the Bad guy. They both pick him up by the hair, and deliver a double suplex. Krypton jumps down off the apron and the referee turns around, just in time to see Jace going to the apron. The referee asks him if he tagged and he slaps his hands to indicate that he did. Kash starts to deliver punches to the Bad guy as he lays on the floor.
The Camera flicks backstage again to show Smash watching the screen. As he sees the contasnt double-teaming by the Ikons, he slams his fists on top of the monitor and storms off.
Kave: is he coming this way?
Bret: if he does, he knows the consequences.
Kash throws the Bad guy to the outside, but he calls the referee over, saying something about bad guy pulling his hair, as the rest of the Ikons attack the Bad guy outside the ring, whilst Hossack just stands and watches from a distance. The referee turns away from Kash to see Jace, Shock, Time and Krypton surrounding the Bad guy. They throw the Bad guy back in the ring as the referee comes over to warn the ikons on the outside.
Bret: LOOK, up there, coming down, its Smash
Smash starts to walk down the ramp, which grabs the attention of the ikons and they all move from ringside area, getting ready to meet Smash if he comes any closer. This buys the Badguy some time as Kash, who is the legal man, is over at the ropes waiting for Smash. Badguy regains his stance, and sees what is going on, but he turns his attention to Jace on the apron and runs at him delivering a running dropkick, which sends Jace flying off the apron and his head bounces off the announce table, knocking him down to the floor. Smash starts to run at the Ikons as Time, Krypton, Shock and Hossack all meet him and start to fight.
Bret: Smash is showing no fear, he is going straight at them.
Kave: I don’t think that is very wise, its 4 on 1
Whilst all the action is going on, on the outside of the ring, and Jace is lying on the floor infront of the announce table, Bad guy spins Kash around, who is still watching Smash and the rest of the Ikons, and delivers the Bad Guy Cutter right in the middle of the ring. Bad guy, covers Kash, 1…2…3
Kave: He has done it, he has overcome all the odds and spoiled Bratcher’s plans.
Bret: It wasn’t the Bad guy who spoiled Bratcher’s plans, it was Smash.
As Smash is getting beat on by the Ikons, Mumma Raised a Hellraiser starts to play as Bratcher storms out from the backstage area with a mic in his hand
Bret: He does not look very happy to me.
Kave: I think your right.
“Smash, How dare you intefer in my plans like this, I warned you, I TOLD you not to come out here, but you couldn’t listen, could you, well for that, you are going to fight an opponent of my choosing, right NOW!”
The crowd go wild, with the thought of another match taking place.
“And that opponent is The Chosen One, Mark Hossack”
At that the crowd start a chant of ‘Arsehole, Arsehole’ as Hossack awaits Smash in the ring, who is still being beaten on by the rest of the Ikons.
Kave: This isn’t fair
Bret: Of course it is, Smash was warned
The Ikons throw Smash into the ring but the referee doesn’t signal for the Bell first he turns to all the superstars out the ring and sends them to the back, the Ikons make their way to the back but Krypton is still protesting about going backstage, while the referee is still seeing to the Ikons the Bad Guy throws a baseball bat into Smash before the Bad guy rolls over the barrier and exits through the fans.
Hossack turns to Smash who nails him with the baseball bat to the pleasure of the fans, Krypton starts to try to get into the ring but the more he tries the longer the ref has his back turned the more Smash hammerers the chosen one with the Baseball bat he was given by the Bad guy.
Kave: Finally Hossack is getting what he deserves.
Bret: C’Mon Krypton, go to the back
Smash then throws the bat away as Krypton runs to the back, as the ref turns to the match and the bell rings, Smash picks Hossack up and delivers a Hurricanranna laying Hossack back to the floor, in a lot of pain. Smash looks to the fans and begins to climb to the top turbuckle, he jumps in the air and nails the Smasher.
Kave: He has done it, Smash has done it.
Smash makes the cover ‘1 - 2’ the Ikons are back out here, Kash distracts the ref as the others pull Smash to the Outside of the ring and begin to stomp on the youngster.
Kave: Ref turn around and disqualify them.
Shock-Factor and Time Pick Smash up and Powerbomb him through the announce table. Jace then grabs Smashes leg and folds it into a chair, he then gets another chair and whack Smashes leg several times as Smash screams in pain,
Kave: They’re trying to break his leg
Bret: Like they did with Wotto, HA AHAHHAH
Kave: Your sick. Smash is a great young competitor, the ikons could end it.
Then the Wolfpack theme hits up and the Ikons look to the ramp to see nobody is there, then suddenly the fans begin to go crazy as the bad guy makes his way through then, He attacks the Ikons from behind one by one then Kash stops distracting the ref and dives ontop of the Bad guy as Hellfire comes running down the Ramp and runs Jace over with a clothesline
Kave: finally some help
Then the lights go off and the sting crow theme hits back up as the fans go crazy
Kave: Its Chris Michaels, he is here!
Michaels lowers from the rafters and begins to nail the Ikons with his baseball bat. The Wolfpack and Hellfire begin to take it to the Ikons as Smash gets into the ring and runs to Hossack with a spinning heel kick knocking him to the mat, Smash then Quickly leaps to the top rope and hits the Smasher, the ref makes the count ‘1 - 2 - 3’ as the Bad Guy stops Jace from breaking the count and Smash defeats the chosen one
Bret: I cant believe it
Kave: Smash truly is the giant killa, The OutsiderZ were here when he needed them
Smash gets his arm raised by the referee as Krypton climbs into the ring with a chair and wraps it round the head of Smash, Bad Guy runs into the ring and straight into a chair shot. Hossack gets to his feet and takes the chair to the bad guy’s legs. Time and Michaels are going at it outside the ring so are Hellfire and Jace,
Kave: The numbers are to big once again
Kash enters the ring to help with the onslaught to the bad guy when ‘exit music’ hits and EWM comes running down with a lead pipe, he nails Hossack and Krypton as the other Ikons are getting hammered by Michaels and Hellfire on the outside.
Kave: EWM is here, this is unbelieveable
The Ikons regroup and scurry to the top of the ramp as the Wolfpack and hellfire are in the ring, EWM standing between the two groups as the Bad Guy, EWM and Hossack all stare down each other in anticipation for No Vacancy
Kave: No Vacancy is just around the corner and what a battle it has been to get there, What a deathrow people, GOODNIGHT as all these competitors for the 4WF are showing the intensity they all have!!!!!!!!