
Deathrow 1st July
Same Team, Same Page?
The arena lights go out, plunging
the arena into darkness, as bright purple lights shine down on the crowd, moving
around the lights grow thinner, getting thinner and thinner eventually closing
to tiny spotlights. The lights fade, casting the arena back into complete
darkness. After a few moments of silence the electric crowd explode as blue,
purple and red pyro's fly from the stage, shooting high into the roof of the
arena. "Guerrilla Radio" explodes over the speakers, with it's usual
drum beginning the song kicks in and more pyro's fly out from the side of the
MegaTron, the stage and the ring!
Kave: HELLO EVERYONE! And WELCOME TO DEATHRROOOWWW!
Bret: Were here in Boston…Massachusetts!
Kave: Is that how you say it?!?!
Bret: I have no idea! BUT that's not the point…
Kave: That's right, the point is tonight, tonight here in Boston…The home of
the Boston Celtics right here in the FleetCenter!
Bret: The Celtics Suck Kave!
Kave: I don’t think you would be
the most popular guy round here if you keep spouting that.
Bret: Well what a night we have
lined up… Never mind the final few Gauntlet Qualifiers, we have got all these
Rookies in matches tonight such as Azazel, Poet, Misfit…
Kave: I know, and not only that…
We have got this HUGE main event… which puts enemies and rival factions
together… we have New Breed teaming up with Grim Reapers in the form of EWM
and Impaler facing Wotto and the man that returned on last weeks Deathrow and
attacked him, PiroFox…
Bret: And not only that we have
the leader of the Impakt Ikons special referring that match
Kave: That just tops that match
off… what a deathrow we have got lined up…
As Kave and Bret talk the Mega
Tron flickers and a camera is shown backstage with Ronny Boyle.
Ronny Boyle is lurking outside a
dressing room door and on the other side a general hum of conversation can be
heard. This low level noise is interrupted by the sound of some sets of
hands drumming hard and fast on a table. We fade through to the other side
of the door and we see the end of the drumming and it is actually taking place
on top of a circular box in the centre of a table. Three men are seated
around the outside and all were drumming and it is the three members of New
Breed Carnage, E.W.M and Jaxx. Jaxx reaches forward and picks up the box
revealing a Cobra that had been coiled up under the circular box but is now
setting itself up for the pounce as it hisses and slithers around in a staring
war with the three New Breed Superstars.
E.W.M grabs up a small black bead from a pile of small black beads in front of
him and tosses it into the circle created by the Cobra’s body. Snapping
his hand back to avoid the Cobra’s strike. Carnage does the same with
his red bead again from a pile of same coloured beads. Carnage to has to
pull back his hand making the throw and pull back in a split second movement.
Jaxx goes last with his white coloured beads as he had to put the box down and
he also makes the magician quick hand movement to get his bead in.
Carnage looks at E.W.M This a new one on me but hell is it fun.?
E.W.M looks over to Carnage and whispers back. look its new to me as well
but you can’t argue that it will heighten the reflexes??
Carnage leans in close still whispering Yeah it may heighten them but it could
also kill them, permanently!?Jaxx has had enough of the constant whispering that
is going on as they continue to go around in a circle from E.W.M to Carnage to
Jaxx to throw in.
What you two talkin about?? Carnage is startled slightly by Jaxx’s
comment and is lucky that the Cobra misses him by a fraction of a mili-meter
E.W.M and Carnage then look at each other and shrug. ?I said what you
talkin about??
Its nothing were just wondering where you learned to play this but I came to the
conclusion I’d rather not know.? This time the cobra just misses E.W.M.
Jaxx to this point still hasn’t really had any trouble avoiding the snake.
Hardly Surprising as its his idea.
Carnage makes sure his bead goes in before even considering talking. ?Any
tips Jaxx?? Jaxx puts his bead in then turns to answer his fellow New
Breed competitor.
Yeah! Don’t get bit.? E.W.M smirks as Jaxx starts to laugh.
Carnage however has in no way seen the funny side and hits his beads off the
table. Aww come on man that was totally pointless!?
Well I’m awake now if you really want we’ll play latter.? E.W.M is
still smirking but then pushes back his chair. Jaxx! Put the snake
away somewhere and we’ll get it later. Jaxx picks up the snakes bag to
get the snake while E.W.M and Carnage cross over the room. ?So what do ya
think big debut you got it??
I’m the New Breed of superstar! Of course I’ll win. ? E.W.M and
Carnage laugh as the door is heard opening and closing. ?That was actually
ok once I got over the chance of losing my hand!?
Yeah well he’s fucking look and sometimes he likes to play sick games.
Wonder where he picked that up.? E.W.M loos to Carnage and the pair smile
as the door reopens and Jaxx comes back in. Where’d you put it??
Somewhere where it will get a constant drumming!? E.W.M and Carnage look
at Jaxx for some clue to its encrypted answer, they get none and are about to
press harder when the door crashes open and Ronny comes charging in the side
door. Before he can do anything though he hits the beads and fall flat on
his back. New Breed descend on him standing around him.
The shot fades to black. A loud scream is heard. The shot fades back
up. Outside the dressing room is Ronny again his right thumb in his hand
and as the camera moves in on closer inspection the nail is shown to be forcibly
removed.
The MegaTron Flickers as the view
comes back to ringside…
Bret: Did you see that….
Kave: Oh my god… I hope he is
alright!!!
Kave: I know, but what about Ronny, i hope he is alright... but anyway, onto the first match...
Carnage Vs Terminator
Bret: It is the New Breed against
the Grim Reaperz.
Bret: This one was specially
requested by Carnage who came out and challenged Terminator, I cant wait
"Gonna Fly Now" hits, and Terminator walks out to boos. He enters the
ring and stands in one corner waiting for his opponent.
Kave: Now we are expecting the arrival of his opp-
Kave is cut off as the lights go out and Metallica's For Whom The Bells Toll,
start to play. A ring of fire surrounds the center of the stage as if someone
were standing in the middle but the lights are so dim you can't tell. Flames
start to iginite on both sides of the entrance ramp lighting up as if someone
were walking at the same pace they were lighting up. Finally, when the flames
reach the ring a red light hits the center of the ring. As soon as it does that,
a rather large pyrotechnic erupts from the center of the ring. When the lights
come on, Carnage can be seen in a cloud of smoke. He has a sick smile on his
face and slowly heads to the ring.
Kave: Look at the size of this monster!
Bret: But look at Teminator! He is even bigger.
Kave: Well both their sizes amaze me!
Carnage gets in the ring, and the two immediatley start brawling as the ring
bell sounds.
Kave: Well we are getting right in to this one!
Bret: Go Terminator! No wait. Go Carnage!
Carnage gets the best out of this one. He blocks a right hand and gouges
Terminator's eyes. Carnage then spins him around and performs a back body drop.
Kave: Text book move from Carnage!
Carnage continues the assault with an elbow drop. Terminator manages to roll out
of the way though as Carnage only finds the canvas with that last attack.
Terminator gets to his feet the same time that Carnage des and they both
swing a left hook at each other, but Terminators shot seems to have knocked
Carnage back a bit more as Terminator capitalizes on it by swinging more rights
and lefts, but Carnage manages to block one as he swings a right and then
follows it up with a kick to the gut, followed by a quick DDT..
Kave: 3 Moves in quick succession
there… nice combo
Crange follows it up with an elbow
drop which connects this time as he stands up and backs off to the ropes
awaiting for Terminator to get to his feet, which he does but is sent straight
back to the canavs after a drop kick by carnage, but Terminator gets up
straight awa
Bret: What a drop kick that
was…. That’s one of the biggest drop kicks I have ever seen and Terminator
just got straight back up.
The 2 men just stare at each other
and Carnage runs at him attempting a clthesline, but Terminator ducks underneath
it and turns around as Carnage comes off the ropes only to be met with a boot
straight to face, Terminator picks Carnage up and grabs him, delivering a short
armed clothesline to Carnage, and then he waves up the ramp..
Bret: Who is he waving to?
Kave: Wait, look….
Impaler, Mystara and Hellfire come
running out of the entrance way, down the ramp and into the ring, the referee is
trying to get them out, but he is shoved out the way… the referee instantly
calls for the bell to dq terminator.
Bret: That was stupid, terminator
just got himself disqualified…
Terminator picks up Carnage as
Impaler steps up and gives Carnage the Impaling kick… and now he is down on
the canvas… all of the Grim Reapers starts to kcik on the fallen Carnage as he
tries to cover himself, but, but is still in pain from the impaling kick…
Bret: Carnage is getting the Shit
kicked out of him here….
Kave: Wait.. here comes the
svaerly
EWM and Jaxx come running down the
ramp to help out carnage
Bret: New Breed are here!!!!!
As EWM come running down the ramp,
all of the Grim Reapers jump out of the ring just as EWM and Jaxx slide in to
help Carnage…
Kave: There running scared…
Bret: They aint running… They
are smart… They attacked Carnage and then got out of there before the back up
arrived… smart move… take them out one by one…
In the ring, EWM and Jaxx help
Carnage up as EWM talks trash to the man who is going to be his tag team partner
in the main event… Impaler….who is walking up the ramp looking back laughing
at Carnage in the ring…
Kave: Well… This is our first
match, and it looks like its all going to go off tonight…
Bret: I know… talking about
getting off with a bang!!!
Hardcore Match
Poet Vs Vincible
Bret- That's right, it's hardcore time!
"Take a Look Around" By Limp Bizkit plays out and Justin Vincible,
accompanied by Goldham, strides out onto the stage looking very laid back. He
makes his way down to the ring. "Devil's Night" then explodes over the
speakers.
Kave- Can't wait to see this guy in action.
Bret- Well he's made his presence felt throughout the week but it's time for him
to take it inside the ring and this match will be a true test of his skills.
The lights fade completely as the shadowy figure of Poet journeys down to the
ring, a silent squeak can be heard as he wheels a wheelbarrow full of equipment
down to ringside. As he nears the ring the lights are restored to normal.
Bret- Well it seems he's come prepared.
Vincible paces back and forth in the ring as Goldham stands calmly on the mats
outside, opposite from Poet who is sorting through the items in the wheelbarrow.
He tips everything out from it, steel poles wrapped with barbed wire and trash
can lids are just a couple of the items that spill out. He goes into the small
pile and picks up a little metallic object.
Bret- What the hell is that?
Kave- It looks like the handle from his locker room door...
Bret- It is... he's ripped the handle from his locker room door and he's using
it as a weapon, he's using whatever he can find.
Kave- Looks like quite an effective weapon...
Poet stands holding the handle, fixing it in his hand as Justin Vincible waits
impatiently in the ring. They continue to wait as Poet stays on the outside.
Kave- Why's he waiting?
Bret- Maybe he's having second thoughts. Come on get in the ring.
Kave- I think Justin's going to have take the fight to Poet, or we'll be waiting
forever.
Everyone remains still, waiting for Poet to get in the ring but he doesn't.
Goldham climbs up onto the apron and calls Justin over.
Bret- Now what?
Kave- Looks like Goldham's giving Justin some advice.
As soon as Vincible turns to talk to Goldham Poet slides into the ring and boots
him in the gut and smashes the door handle into the side of his head then jumps
back as Goldham takes a swing at him from outside.
Kave- Guess he was just waiting till the time was right
Bret- Guess so but Justin should have known better than to turn his back on him
Kave- Yeah and that door handle looks like it's effective enough.
Justin gets to his feet rubbing the side of his head but Poet smashes the little
door handle into the other side of his head. This time as Justin falls Poet sits
on him and begins driving the door handle hard into the side of his face. As he
holds it up for another hit Goldham reaches in and snatches it from his hands.
Poet jumps to his feet surprised and spins around to have his head caught by
Goldham who jumps down off the apron snapping Poet's head off the ropes.
Kave- Ooo, that'll have him gasping for air.
Poet holds his throat as Justin slides out of the ring to the pile of objects
Poet had brought with him. He picks up a folded up chair and takes it into the
ring. Without thinking twice he smashes it over the skull of Poet who was
already down.
Bret- Okay that's Poet dead, what a career he's had so far in the 4WF.
Kave- Ha ha I don't think he's dead quite yet but that chair shot will keep him
down for a while.
Justin then unfolds the chair in the centre of the ring and drags Poet to it,
placing his head on the chair. With Poet's head resting on the chair Justin
climbs to the top rope.
Kave- Oh he can't be serious!
Bret- Wow, I think we're actually going to see someone have their head crushed.
Justin taunts the crowd as he's perched on the top rope then launches himself
off for a leg drop. Poet manages to pull himself off the chair at the last
moment and Justin lands on it, folding it up on his leg.
Bret- I hate it when that happens, now we have to sit and wait for someone to
recover before we can see more violence.
Kave- Justin's leg looks like it could be hurt pretty bad... he hit it from a
leg drop and it snapped closed on him then he hit the mat. To sum it up in one
word- Ouch!
Justin manages to remove the chair from his leg as Poet crawls to the outside of
the ring. Both men are slowly recovering as Poet returns to his stash of
weapons. He takes out a trash can lid and slowly returns to the ring.
Justin has used the ropes to pull himself up as Poet charges at him with the
trash can lid. Justin ducks the swing but Poet quickly brings it down on his
head sending him to the mat. Goldham then jumps onto the side of the ring and
punches Poet in the back of the head staggering him forwards. Poet turns around
and smashes the lid over Goldham's head sending him back to the mats.
Kave- He should know better, that's what happens when you interfere.
Bret- So far this has been quite a debut for Poet, plenty of pain inflicted.
Kave- Yeah an impressive performance.
Poet throws away the destroyed lid and makes a cover on Justin.
One...two...
Bret- Kick out by Justin! You don't win that easily Poet, not against Justin
Vincible!
Justin and Poet both get up at the same time and lock up in a grapple,Justin
eventually coming out on top with a sleeper hold. He holds Poet in it for a
moment then spins around to the front of him and hits a DDT.
Bret- Nice move, Poet's head's taken a severe beating already.
Kave- Yeah but look at Justin, he's still limping from the chair incident.
Bret- No wonder, I wouldn't even be walking after something like that.
Kave- Yeah but that's you isn't it, these are finely tuned athletic machines.
Bret- And I'm not!?
Kave- No.
Bret- Suppose you're right.
Justin goes for an ankle lock but Poet manages to get his strength back and
boots him in the face. Justin stumbles back as Poet gets up and spears him to
the ground. Poet slides to the outside then grabs Justin's feet and drags him
out too. Justin lands on his back outside the ring and Poet picks up a steel
pole.
Kave- Well at least he's not using the pole with the barbed wire, that would
just be evil.
Bret- He must be saving it for a special occasion.
Poet laughs slightly as Justin tries to get his feet but can't as Poet's steel
pole connects with his back, flooring him again.
Poet then clears the debris of weapons and objects to the side and positions his
wheelbarrow just at the bottom of the ramp.
Bret- Why is he tidying up? The match isn't over.
Kave- I get the feeling he's not tidying up, look what's he doing with Justin?
Poet takes Justin and stands him up on the apron outside the ring, his arms
hooked over the ropes to keep him there. He climbs into the ring and takes a run
off the ropes and as he gets to Justin he dropkicks him off the ropes landing
him in the wheelbarrow.
Kave- Oh my god how much pain must Justin's back be in!?
Bret- One word- alot!
Kave- That's two words...
Bret- Not if you say it really fast.
Kave- Just shut up.
Bret- Well it looks as if Poet's going for the knockout...
Poet takes another run off the ropes and as he gets to Justin's end he leaps
through the air with a huge suicide dive.
Kave- He'll crush him!
Bret- NO!!
Just before Poet could make contact with Justin, Goldham had ran in and wheeled
the wheelbarrow and Justin safely away leaving Poet to collide with the
concrete. Goldham shakes Justin to bring him around as Poet writhes in pain on
the mats. Justin slowly pulls himself out of the wheelbarrow and slides into the
ring.
Goldham then strolls over to the hurt Poet and begins violently stomping on him
as Justin recovers in the ring. The stomping continues as Goldham then picks up
Poet's steel pole and begins to punish his back with it repeatedly. When he's
finished he rolls Poet into the ring, battered and bruised from the assault.
Justin pulls himself up on the ropes and cracks his knuckles then makes his way
over to the motionless Poet grabs his leg and begins twisting with an
ankle lock.
Kave- Well he's went from not moving at all to swinging around madly in pain.
Bret- Well I guess Justin thought it was time to end the match, pity it was so
short.
Kave- Short? Both these men have just taken their bodies to the edges,
destroying each other with whatever weapons they could find and you're
complaining about the match length?
Bret- That's right.
Kave- Well maybe you wont be disappointed, Poet doesn't seem to be tapping out.
Bret- What?!
Poet loses all energy to fight as Justin releases the hold and makes the cover.
One... Two...
Bret- Yes! Justin is the winner with the three count!
Kave- What a great debut for Poet, lets hope he's fit to wrestle again after
tonight...
Bret- Of course he will be, they're "finely tuned athletic machines"
remember?
Kave- That they may be but that was one brutal match, I don't know how you can
enjoy them so much.
Bret- Well don't worry, Poet's moving again, he isn't getting up but at least
he's not dead.
Kave- Thank god for that, I can't wait to see him in action again, he's really
impressed me tonight, despite nearly breaking his back that was a great
performance.
Bret- What are you Poet's number one fan? Just because this was his first match
doesn't mean we have to give him all the credit, Justin Vincible won remember?!
Kave- I know, I know.
Bret- Yeah and don't forget it.
Kave- I just thought that he performed well on his...
Bret- I'm not listening to you anymore.
Justin and Goldham celebrate together in the ring laughing at Poet then sliding
out under the ropes and up the ramp. As they leave the EMT's rush the ring to
attend to Poet. As they slide into the ring he rejects their help and manages to
stagger to his feet. He proceeds up the ramp closely followed by the EMT's
trying to help.
Kave:
Well Justin Vincible pulling of a win with help from his former tag partner,
turned manager, Goldham!
Bret:
Well what are partners turn managers for?
Kave:
I see your point, It was a great Debut for Poet though, actually its been a
great set of first matches, many new 4WF talent debuting.
Bret:
That’s right our ever growing roster are making an impact
Kave:
And its also making the list of suspects for the hummer driver bigger!
Bret:
Yeah some of these guys are pretty smart and it would be a good way for them to
get noticed
Kave:
This isn’t a good way to be noticed, its sick
Bret:
No its genius, they run the Bad Guy over, to get noticed and pushed into the
lime light
Kave:
You’ve been watching too much WWF and wCw
Bret:
Why it has worked for DDP
Kave:
Ok that’s enough of plucking rival companies, sometimes I think you’re a
mole!
Bret:
I think you’re an idiot all the time
Kave:
Hold that thought, we got summit backstage and were gonna take you there now
The
megatron flickers to life as the fans cheer seeing the Bad Guy stood with the
OutsiderZ baseball bat in his hand. The leader of the OutsiderZ is stood at the
parking lot entrance in wait for the mystery man, The camera zooms out to see
Wotto, Smash and Juice all stood with the impatient Extreme champion.
Wotto:
you think he will show up?
Bad
Guy: He better do!
Juice:
Listen man im up next I gotta go!
Bad
Guy: That’s fine, actually I would prefer it if I did this on my own
Smash:
But what if Michaels brings back up?
Wotto:
That’s if the jackass shows up
Bad
Guy: Ohh he will show up, I have no doubt about that
Smash:
Yeah and what do we do if he brings backup and if he is the hummer driver
Wotto:
Yeah if he was he’s got a few answers to questions by me
Bad
Guy: Listen guys, just go, you all got matches tonight, I wanna do this on my
own, man to man!
Juice:
You sure Bro?
Bad
Guy: Yeah I’m sure, now lets repeat what happened last week, another OutsiderZ
night
Juice:
damn right!
Wotto:
I will keep my eyes open and ears to the ground, you need anything give us a
shout
Bad
Guy: all the way man, Good luck for tonight
Wotto:
Repect man
Juice:
Peace out
Smash:
OutsiderZ 4eva
The
tag champions and the supreme champion Wotto all head off down the corridor
leaving the Bad Guy stood with the Extreme championship over his left shoulder
and the baseball bat in his right hand
“Yeah
OutsiderZ 4eva, and Michaels is gonna realise that tonight!”
Those
are the Bad guys last words as the megatron fades and the Deathrow logo
re-appears on it as the fans cheer to the OutsiderZ backstage.
Gauntlet Qualification Matches
Warlord Vs Juice
Kave:
Juice was right he is up next against in the first of three final qualifiers for
Gauntlet
Bret:
Yeah he is taking on the monster Warlord
Kave:
Yeah, and the two have quite a short History here in 4WF
Bret:
Really???
Kave:
Yes they do, it was only last week Smash and Juice became the tag champions,
defeating the teams, Masters of the Ikons, the Executioners and the team of Big
man Beastly and Warlord, the twin towers of mass destruction
Bret:
Yeah that was a fluke win
Kave:
Well not many people share that view actually most believe that the OutsiderZ
deserved the victory
Bret:
and I’m not one of them, Makeveli the Don was brutally injured, it was a
disaster for the Ikons!
Kave:
But it was a great week for the OutsiderZ last week, and they will be looking
forward to continuing on their winning streak
Bret:
I wouldn’t count on it, Warlord
has been held down for too long now and this will stamp his mark on the
4WF
Just
then a huge HOOOOWWWWWLLLLLL echoes around the arena as the Wolfpack theme kicks
in and the fans go crazy, cheering for one half of the 4WF tag team champions,
the Juice. The cruiserweight makes his way down the ramp tagging as many of the
adoring fans as he can before he jumps onto the ring apron and flips over the
top rope entering the ring with the tag title around his waist. The Outsider
removes the title and the referee gives it to Tony Jordan the ring announcer
while He
pulls on the ropes.
Kave:
Well Bret, the Juice looks ready to take on this huge monster in this modern day
David and Goliath
Bret:
And Unlike the feeble the giant will conquer and head on to the semis of the
Gauntlet tournament.
Kave:
I wouldn’t be so sure of that, Warlord has been rocked by small men before,
History has a knack for repeating itself here in the 4WF.
Bret:
But Juice is nothing to Warlord
Kave:
He is one half the tag team champions, the newest addition to the OutsiderZ,
Juice’s career has rocketed since he was recruited by the biggest face faction
her in the 4WF.
Bret:
Well its about to go down hill when Warlord beats him within an inch of his life
The
lights go out followed by a loud ten second drum roll in which at the end, a
large ball of fire explodes from the stage to the sky above. This is followed by
a single dull orange spotlight shining on the entrance way as a loud upbeat
version of the Star Wars Imperial March blares on the speakers and the Megatron
shows nothing but
Kave:
He is huge, he is a force to be reckoned with in the 4WF
Bret:
I thought you were saying Juice was amazing and could beat anyone
Kave:
No I was saying don’t count out Juice, he has great ability
Bret:
yeah sure
Kave:
Oh Bret, Grow Up, Warlord is nothing but a Bully him and Beastly use to pick on
anyone smaller than them, and I would like to see Juice make a stand and kick
his ass
Just
then the bell rings getting the match underway as Juice begins to circle the
ring and Warlord adjusts his elbow pads looking to the high flying outsider.
Warlord lunges to Juice who ducks under his arms to the other side of the ring,
Warlord turns around slowly and once again lunges forward trying to grab the tag
champion, but to no avail, the Juice once again ducks under the monsters arms
Bret:
Just grab the little pip squeak and end it Warlord
Kave:
That’s what he is trying to do, but its not working!
Bret:
ohh you just wait, Juice will regret mocking the Warlord
Juice
hops around the ring, staying very focussed on the match in hand, while Warlord
seems to be taking things easy, and seems to think the Juice will be a push
over.
Warlord
takes another lunge at the quick footed Outsider, who once again ducks under the
tree trunk like arms and delivers a swift kick to the back of the knee, which
knocks the unsuspecting giant down to one knee, while Juice runs to the ropes
and hits a drop kick to the head of the Monster who begins to wobble back and
forth on his knees, Juice looks to him as the fans who begin to cheer as the
Outsider runs to the rope, hitting another dropkick to the face of Warlord who
begins to rock more
Kave:
Juice has Warlord rocking
Bret:
Even on his knees warlord is bigger than Juice
Kave:
Well Juice is gonna knock warlord down a peg or two
Juice
looks to the fans who begin to cheer and the tag champion signals he Is gonna go
up top, The Juice, leaps to the top turnbuckle while Warlord is still on his
knees, Juice steadies himself, as Warlord recovers from the earlier blows and
rises to his feet. Juice looks to see Warlord advancing towards him. The Giant
then grabs Juice and slings him over his head and down hard to the mat.
Bret:
WHAT POWER!
Kave:
Juice looks hurt, Warlord nailed him with that overhead slam
Bret:
Its over!
Warlord
struts over to the Outsider who is holding his back, Warlord looks down and
begins to laugh at his opponent as he picks him up by the hair and hoisting him
over his shoulder with ease. Warlord shows off holding the Outsider on his
shoulder and then slamming him down hard on the mat.
Kave:
Juice is getting man handled by Warlord here
Bret:
I told you he would destroy Juice
Juice
is once again picked up by the hair, Warlord leaves the Outsider standing dazed
in the middle of the ring, Warlord backs off to the ropes and comes back almost
taking Juices head off with an all mighty clothesline. Juice is sent down to the
mat holding the back of his head as it bounces of the mat. The fans watching in
amazement at the power of Warlord.
Kave:
Juice really needs to find some kind of offence to stand a chance
Bret:
Well its over, nothing can stop Warlord
Kave:
That’s just a matter of opinion
Bret:
Trust me Warlord has it in the bag
Kave:
Your over confident, and so is Warlord, that is his weakness
Bret:
Oh sorry master Quinn
Warlord
once again begins to pick up the limp body of Juice, the Giant whips the little
cruiserweight to the ropes, Juice comes back from them, and Warlord raises his
leg, Juice amazingly ducks under it comes back from the ropes and leaps through
the air with a spinning wheel kick, Only to be caught mid air by Warlord,
Warlord uses his brute strength and raises Juice up in the air and begins to
bench press the Outsider before dropping him down face first down to the mat.
Bret:
Well Kave, Juice shown us his offence and it didn’t last too long
Kave:
Its not over yet till the ref counts to three
Bret:
well its coming in three seconds because Warlord has made the cover
The
ref goes to make the count with Warlord covering the fallen Juice “ONE – TWO
– THR” Juice gets his shoulder up to the amazement of the fans who cheer him
wildly trying to get behind the Outsider
Kave: I cant believe he kicked out!
Bret:
Me neither
Kave:
if Beastly wasn’t so ignorant he would of hooked the leg!
Warlord
looks to Juice is disgust and pulls him to his feet by his hair, Warlord kicks
the tag champion in the gut and pulls him between his legs and lifts him up high
into the power-bomb position, but Juice begins to get a second wind and begins
to nail the Giant in the head with hard rights, then the Outsider connects with
a beautiful Hurricaneranna, putting the Monster down.
Kave:
Now Juice needs to keep on this assault!
Bret:
Damn him!
Juice
quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a leg drop from the top
rope, connecting across the throat of the fallen Warlord. Juice is once again
quickly to his feet and over the top rope standing on the apron, awaiting
Warlord to get to his feet
Kave:
I don’t think this is a good idea by Juice he needs to keep Warlord down
Bret:
Well he wasn’t gonna be able to keep him down anyway
As
Warlord gets to his feet, Juice leaps over the top rope, wraps his legs around
the massive head of Warlord and brings him down with a head scissors attack.
Juice quickly makes the cover “ONE – TWO” Warlord over powers him and
throws him on top of the referee
Bret:
What Power!
Kave:
That didn’t look good for the ref, he broke Juices landing but he seems to be
out!
Bret:
Yeah he is, Juice attacked the referee
Kave:
No Warlord threw him onto him
Bret:
That’s not the way I see it
Kave:
then why is he checking on the ref then?
Juice
is leant over the referee, who is holding his head in his hands and not moving,
Warlord gets to his feet behind Juice and spins him around, throwing him into
the corner and landing some devastating chops to the chest of the Outsider
before Irish whipping him into the other corner. Juice runs to the corner and
slams into it ans Warlord raises his arm in the opposite corner
Kave:
Warlord is gonna try to crush Juice
Bret:
He is gone Squeeze the Juice outta him, HAHAHAAH
Kave:
Your pathetic!
Warlord
begins to run full speed to Juice who is slumped in the corner, Warlord gains a
full head of steam and crashes into the corner, Juice just managing to get out
of the way. Juice kicks the Giant in the gut and grabs his head while he runs to
the top turnbuckle and swinging down landing a tornado DDT to the giant
Kave:
What a reversal. Juice moved out of the way and nailed an amazing DDT
Bret:
Its illegal he put the ref out, he should have been disqualified.
Juice
quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air as the fans
cheer the newest member of the OutsiderZ, Juice then leaps through the air and
lands a dazzling Shooting star Press
Kave:
DID YOU SEE THE HANG TIME!
Juice
covers the leg of Warlord and begins to bang his hand on the mat, trying to
bring it to the refs attention.
Kave:
This would be over, look One, Two, Three, Four, Juice has it won.
Bret:
Well he shouldn’t of knocked the referee out
Kave:
He never . . . . . . .
Juice
gets off Warlord in frustration and goes over to the ref and tries to shake him
to get him up… But this is giving Warlord time to regain his composure…
Bret:
This is the one thing you just don’t do… Give Warlord time!!!
Kave:
I know… Look… He is getting up… TURN ROUND JUICE!!!!!!
Juice
is still shaking the referee who seems to be coming around again as Warlord is
standing up behind him, with one hand on his knee waiting……. As juice turns
around…..
Kave:
TORPEDO!!!!!!!!! TORPEDO!!!!!!!!!!
Warlord
hammers Juice with his torpedo…. But Warlord hasn’t finished with him…. He
signals for the FireBomb… as he reaches down and puts his huge hands around
the throat of Juice and picks him up off the canvas with one hand, and hoists
him straight into the air….
Kave:
No….
Bret:
YES!!!!!!
Warlord
drills Juice into the canvas with a huge Chokeslam as he covers Juice and the
referee turns around slowly “
O . . N . . E . . . . . . . T . . W . . O . . . . . . . T . . H . . R . . E . .
E” The Bell rings and the fans boo wildly as Warlords music begins to play
Kave:
No this is not right!
Bret:
Well Juice only has him self to blame
Kave:
He was trying to bring the ref around, he had that match won….
Bret:
Well hey… he shouldn’t have knocked the ref out…
*Commercial Break*
BMB Vs Smash
Kave: Well it looks like our next
match is Warlords tag team partner… Big Man Beastly, who will be squaring off
against one half of the tag team champions… smash
BreT: I know… This one is going
to be a really good match… these two have met before… and it truly is a
battle between divisons…we have Beastly, the 7 footer, and there is the
cruiserweight, Smash…
Kave: Wait a minute… Who is
that… That isn’t Smash or BMB…
Bret: That’s the 4WF
Executive!!! What the hell is he doing out here…
Kave: I havnt a clue!!!
The 4Wf executive in his expensive
suit walks into the ring after walking around to Tony Jordan to retrieve a
microphone… He stands in the middle of the ring preparing to speak…
Executive: “Ladies And
Gentleman… Some Wrestling websites have been reporting rumours of Big Man
Beastly and The Mystery Man Chris Michaels Leaving the 4Wf today on bad terms…
I am here to address these rumours…”
Bret: Finally… We can get some
light on these rumours
Executive: “Last Night, there
was indeed a meeting, which heavily involved the CEO and owner of the 4WF, Mr
Jeremy Bratcher…These talks ended in Big Man Beastly walking out of the 4WF
swearing to never return… However, Chris Michaels is expected to still show up
tonight… So I can confirm that The Big Man Beastly is no longer under contract
with the 4WF, however Chris Michaels still is…”
Bret: So what does that mean for
the match tonight?
Executive: “So concerning the
Gauntlet Qualifier expected here tonight between Smash and Big Man Beastly will
not take place and Smash will advance to the next round, in the Semi finals of
the Gauntlet… Thankyou…”
The 4WF Executive walks back out
the ring via the steps, handing the mic back before walking back up the ramp…
Kave: Can you believe this!!!!
Bret: Big Man Beastly has been
released of his contract… this is huge news…
Kave: I know… I cant believe
this!!!
Apocalypse Vs Smoking Man
Kave: Well Bret, what a night it
has been so far, and yet we are only a couple of matches into it…I still cant
believe the news, but you maybe right... so we will just have to continue...
Bret: Your right Kave, and this
next match is the last Gauntlet Qualification Match, after this match we will
know who has progressed into the Semi Finals for next weeks Gauntlet
Kave: That isn’t the only thing
here… What about this mystery man….This smoking man… just who is he?
Bret: I have my inclinations, but
I aint gonna tell you them… but all we know is that he appeared on last weeks
Deathrow and sed that he had put himself into the gauntlet qualifiers…
Kave: I you saying you know who he
is?
Bret: I am not saying that at
all… I am just saying that a few sources have said the same name to me about
who the smoking man could be… and on the top of that list is…
Kave: Well…
Bret: Justin Time… Take it as
just a rumour… but I am usually right about things like this…
Kave: That would be a huge
return… but why would he be coming back in a match against an Impakt Ikon?
Bret: I don’t know Kave… Maybe
they don’t want Apocalypse in the Ikons anymore since he lost the tag gold
last week… We will have to wait and see
Kave: Well it doesn’t look like
we will have to wait too long Bret
Just as Kave says that Wake Up by
Rage Against the Machine starts to play and out comes Apocalypse onto the
stage… he looks around at the crowd before heading to the ring, looking
slightly confused about just who he is facing.
Once he gets to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and walks
straight over to referee asking him just who his opponent is, but the referee
tells him that he doesn’t know!! Apocalypses
music stops as the crowd await the arrival of the ‘smoking man’….
Bret: Where is he?
Kave: I don’t know… He is
taking his time though…
Apocalypse is getting impatient in
the ring as he awaits the arrival of his opponent, and once again walks over to
the ref… just as ‘Whats the Difference’ by Dr Dre, Eminem and Xzibitz
starts to play around the arena as all the crowd look towards the entrance to
see who comes out, yet no one does come out, after a minute the music just stops
again.
Bret: What… That was the music
that was heard when he last appeared… but no one came out…
Kave: I havnt a clue what is going
on here… Maybe whoever it is has decided not to show up?
Apocalpyse once again has a word
with the ref who then walks over and speaks to Tony Jordan….
Tony Jordan: Ladies and
Gentleman… the referee has informed me, that is the ‘smoking man’ does not
enter the arena within a count of 10 then he will be judged to have forfeit and
the match will be awarded with the victory…
Apocalypse seems happy with that
decision as he starts the count, which gets the crowd into it as well as they
count down along with him…
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
Just as they count the nine, the
arena lights go out and ‘Whats the Difference’ starts to play around the
arena again…. The referee stops the count as all eyes are once again focused
on the entrance way….
Bret: I think this is it….
Just as Bret says that someone can
be seen to enter onto the stage…. But it is too dark to see just who it
was…. The man starts to speak…
“At Last… I have
returned…!!!”
Bret: I know that voice!!!!!!
Kave: It’s…
The spot light beams down to
reveal the man as The 4WF Commissioner, Mark Hossack…
Bret: Its Mark Hossack…. Mark
Hossack is the Smoking man!!!!! He has returned!!!!
Kave: But why is he fighting an
ikon….
“I may have disappeared once
before… but I am here to stay…and… well apocalypse… Fellow Ikon… Well
what can I say that hasn’t already been said… But I am here to make sure
that Dustin Thiesen isn’t the Only Ikon in the semi finals…”
Bret: What does he mean by that?
Kave: I have no idea…
Hossack walks down to the ring
with the mic still in hand… Apocalypse seems very confused about what is
happening… As Hossack gets into the ring… he raises the mic once again to
his mouth…
“Come and get what you
want…”
As he lies down on his back, arms
by his side… waiting for apocalypse to cover him…
Kave: What is he doing…
Bret: He is going to let
apocalypse pin him so he can advance!!!!
Apocalypse looks confused… but
starts to walk over to where Hossack is lying and covers him, whilst the referee
gets on his knees and starts the count…
ONE
Bret: What an easy match for
Apocalypse… he is being handed a place in the Gauntlet Semi finals on a
plate!!!
TWO
THREE
Kave: No… not three… Hossack
put his foot on the ropes… The referee saw it… Apocalypse cannot believe
it… he lucks more confused now than ever…
Bret: What is Mark Hossack
doing?… I don’t blame Apocalypse for being confused… I mean one minute
Hossack is laying down for Apoc to cover him and the next Hossack puts his foot
on the ropes…
Hossack stands up as Apoc looks on
very confused… and he raises the mic to his mouth yet again…
“You know what Apoc… I cant
believe how the Ikons seems to have forgot about me so quickly… I took a
little break… and I come back to a completely different group… and you know
what………… Come a little closer……”
Apocalypse walks a little closer
to Hossack as Hossack goes to whisper something in his ear, yet keeps the mic
close to his mouth…
Bret: What is he going to say??
“I DONT LIKE IT!!!!!”
As Hossack says that he hits Apoc
over the head with the mic and then throws it away before he starts to stomp on
Apoc who is lying on the floor….
Bret: What is going on…
Kave: It looks like Hossack has
had enough of the Ikons.. and the fans love it… they are screaming his name,
listen to them…
Hossack picks up Apocalypse by the
hair… but he knocks him down with a vicious Right punch to the head… HE once
again picks him up by the hair and throws him into the ropes, but only to be met
with a Samoan drop, which took the wind right out of Apocalypse…
Bret: Hossack is in control of
this match… he is resent less
Hossack walks over to the legs of
Apocalypse and grabs a foot in each hand before parting his legs apart…
looking at the crowd for approval, which they seem to give, he drives his foot
down into the groin of Apocalypse… Apoc screams in pain as Hossack keeps a
hold of the feet and wraps one of his legs around the leg of Apocalypse and
looks at the crowd again before wrapping up the legs of Apocalypse and turns him
around, leaning back, locking in the…
Kave: Sharp Shooter!!! Hossack has
the Sharpshooter locked in!!!
Apocalypse is looking for the
rope, screaming in pain!!!! The referee is asking if he gives up… But
Apocalypse manages to reach to the bottom and grabs a hold of it with both
hands… The referee is telling Hossack to release the hold, but he wont… he
has it locked it in tight… the referee begins the 5 count… 1…2…3…4…
Hossack release the hold, but doesn’t ease up on Apocalypse as he picks him
back up, and gives him a forearm
shot to the back before hooking his arms up and lifting him up giving him a
double arm backbreaker…
Bret: Hossack really is working on
the back of apocalypse, he isn’t stopping…
After the back breaker Hossack
stands up with a look of desire in his eye as he seems to be enjoying the pain
he is inflicting, as he continues to stomp on the back of Apocalypse… before
he picks him up and set him up for a brainbuster…
Kave: The Chosen Plex!!!
Hossack lands the chosen plex on
Apocalypse….
Hossack stands up and raises his
arms to the crowds approval, as he picks up Apocalypse and gives him an irish
whip into the turnbuckle where he signals to the crowd and picks up apocalypse
and puts him onto the top turnbuckle sitting down…. And climbs up…
Bret: He is going for it…
Kave… The Sunday Morning
Hangover…..
Hossack lands the Sunday Morning
Hangover… the Evenflow DDT off the top rope onto the canvas below… But
Hossack doesn’t go for the cover…
Bret: What is Hossack doing? Why
isn’t he covering Apocalypse?
Hossack walks over to Apoc and
oonce again picks up his legs and wraps his legs into them, turning Apoc over
into the Sharp Shooter, leaning back… as Apoc taps out almost immediately….
The referee calls for the bell
Bret: Hossack has won… he
advances to the semi finals of the Gauntlet!!!
Hossack is refusing to let go of
the Sharp Shooter… Apocalypse is screaming in pain as Hossack leans back
further, applying even more pressure onto the back of Apocalypse… the referee
is trying tog et him to release the hold but he wont
Bret: He is sending a message to
the rest of the Ikons right here…. Forget about Hossack… he will make sure
that you never forget the name, Mark Hossack….
The referee threatens to reverse
the decision and disqualify Hossack as he starts the five count, 1…2…3…4..
Hossack relases the hold as he walks out of the ring calmly, like he has done
nothing at all, as he turns and looks back at Apocalypse lying in the ring,
holding his back still in a lot of pain as referees come down from the back to
make sure that Hossack goes back, which he does with a smile upon his face… as
the referees help Apocalypse out of the ring and up the ramp, but he is still in
a a lot of pain and still holding his back.
Bret: What a match…. Mind you,
it wasn’t really a match it was more of a two faced, back stabbing mauling…
Kave: I guess you could put it
like that Bret…
As Kave and Bret speak, the
MegaTron flickers as The Ikons locker room can be shown on the Mega Tron.
In the Locker Room sit Jace and Dustin Thiesen, Jace wearing the black
and white stripped referees t-shirt.
Jace: “What the FUCK is going
on….. How the fuck can he just come back in here and turn on me like that…..
who the fuck does he think he is!!!!!!!”
Jace is storming around the locker
room kicking the benches and holding his head, throwing punches at noone, he is
obviously really annoyed at this..
Thiesen: “Jace, calm down!! He
turned his back on all of us… and we will get him back for it…”
Jace: “I know… but he was
supposed to be my friend…. I cant believe this shit!!!!!!
The Mega Tron flickers back to
ringside as Jace continues to kick off in the locker room…..
Kave: Did you see that Bret…Jace
is going irate back there…
*Commercial Break*
Non title Hardcore Match
Mystara Vs Azazel Vs DD
Kave: Can you believe
this??
Bret: Absolutely not,
I mean… Hossack just beat the
crap out of the Apocalypse! It was A-Poc’s day of reckoning.
Kave: That’s right
and from what I’m beginign to hear we may not see him back for a very long
time. But what about the Gauntlet??
We have a fantastic line up now after a controversial few matches!
The camera turns from
Kave and Bret to look up the aisle as the crowd boo the arrival of Azazel
walking out onto the stage with no music, a trash can and kendo stick in hand as
he makes his way down the ramp shouting at the fan’s. The crowd’s reaction
to this guy is rather muted as they don’t know what to expect from him in his
first match – a hardcore triple threat – live on DeathRow.
Kave: Now about this
match coming up, we are really going to get a sneak peak at what could go down
at the PPV where Double D will defend his hardcore title against Mystara. His
first title defence in over a month.
Bret: Yeah Mystara
really worked his way into this match – not by defeating All Star a few
week’s ago but by causing mayhem in the back about how DD should be stripped
of his title.
Kave: Well he’s
going to have to do it himself because Double D isn’t about to give it up so
easily.
Azazel throws the
trash can over the top rope and then slides in with the kendo stick in hand as
“The Way I am” hits and the crowd erupts with a massive ovation for one half
of Double Hyped and the Hardkore Legend himself, Double D who comes out shouting
and pushing a trolley loaded with weapons!
Kave: Oh DD has come
prepared for this match!
Double D pushes the
trolley down the ramp and sets it outside of the ring and slides in, unstrapping
the Hardkore belt from his waist as he climbs the top rope and holds it up to
the sell out crowd. The cameras pan across the crowd and you are left with the
impression that without a shadow of a doubt DD is one of the most loved
wrestlers in the 4WF. He looks over his shoulder at Azazel and then drops down
off the ropes the referee taking his belt and giving it to the time keeper as DD
does some stretches on the ropes then jogs round the ring sizing Azazel up as
they wait for Mystara
Bret: One thing we
can’t over stress is this is a Non-Title match. Double D stands to gain
nothing or even lose nothing. He may as well not even be here!
Kave: Yes but what
kind of psychological damage would it do if either Azazel of the Hardkore
Fanatic Mystara beats him tonight? What would it mean for Gauntlet just a week
away?
“Rendezvous Four”
hits and the crowd rises as everyone looks to the stage for Mystara, the three
time world Tang Soo Do champion and hardcore fanatic.
Bret: Wait from the
crowd!
Mystara had used his
brains and had come from the crowd leaping over the barrier with the barbed wire
steel chair in hand he slides into the ring and crouching as Double D and Azazel
both look to the entrance waits as Azazel turns round and gets floored by the
steel chair!
Kave: Oh what a shot!
Double D’s eyes
widen as he takes to the road diving through the middle rope as Mystara comes
wielding the steel chair at him which smashes off the turnbuckle pad.
The crowd are going nuts booing and hissing the Eliminator who moves over
to Azazel and starts shouting at him to get up. Azazel gets to his feet slowly
and gets cracked over the skull by the chair.
Kave: And a THIRD
shot to the head of Azazel! Christ Mystara is all business tonight!
Bret: That’s right
Kave, you know to beat guys like Double D and Azazel your going to have to have
your game head on because otherwise your going to make mistakes… OH just like
that!
Mystara had ran off
the ropes to attack Azazel with the chair again but as he bounces off the ropes
Double D smacked a two by four over his back knocking the hardcore fanatic to
the mat. The camera switches down level with DD who shakes his head as the crowd
begin to chant his name and he moves over to the trolley and pulls out a stop
sign before sliding in the ring.
Bret: Kave what do
you do when you see a red light?
Kave: Stop—
The crowd erupt in
cheers as Double D sends Azazel to the mat as he smashes the Stop sign over the
head as Azazel came running over.
Bret: Exactly! Ha ha
ha! And he got stopped in his tracks!
Double D now in
control of the match looks to Azazel then over to Mystara who is getting up when
he turns and runs clothes lining him over the top rope and to the outside.
DD turns round and drops the stop sign running and hitting a knee lift to
Azazel who is bust open. He grabs
Azazel by the hair and stands him up hitting him with some hard right hands
rocking him backwards to the ropes. He takes hold of Azazel’s wrist and whips
him across the ring – but keeps hold and turns it round whipping Azazel hard
and fast into the near turnbuckle which he hits chest first comes staggering
back out and into a back drop by the Hardkore Champion.
Kave: Double D just
hasn’t lost a step has he?
Double D begins trash
talking Azazel as Mystara rifles through the trolley and pulls out a mop,
climbing up onto the top rope and waiting as Double D finishes trash talking
Azazel and leaps off flying through the air going to Crack it over DD’s head
when the champion dodges to the side and hits a punch to the gut of Mystara on
the way down. He hooks him up in a pump handle, picks him up into the air onto
his shoulder and slams him through Azazel’s trash can “AAArgh!.. Ah….”
Are the cries heard from Mystara on impact As Double D pulls Mystaras shoulder
down and covers him the referee there for the “One..two..” Kick out by the
former Bad Blood member!
Kave: That was close
Bret: Azazel has
slipped to the outside and is reaching under the ring for something… what?
He’s got a table!!!
“We want wood! We
want wood!” the crowd chants loudly seeing Azazel set up the table on the
outside as back in the ring Double D hooks Mystara in a front face head lock and
picks him up high in the air and hitting the brainbuster DDT onto the stop sign.
He makes a second cover “One, Two,” Azazel slides into the ring and breaks
the count stomping a mudhole in Double D. With his kendo stick in hand Azazel
cracks it over the head of DD and again, and again! By this time the weapon’s
broke and he tosses it aside going for a more direct approach as the two
hardcore wrestlers slug it out with rights and lefts Double D gaining the
advantage when a kick to the mid section breaks that off. Azazel whips him into
the turnbuckle hard and runs in hitting a powerful clothesline.
Kave: This is non
stop action folks and Azazel is really showing us a thing or two here.
Azazel ducks under
the arm of Double D and hoists him up to sit on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up
with him standing DD up on the top rope..
Bret: He’s not…
Kave: SUPERPLEX
THROUGH THE TABLE!
The two wrestlers,
including Azazel are writhing in agony on the outside floor in amongst the
remains of the table Azazel just superplexed DD through.
The referee slips out of the ring and goes down to check on them to make
sure they can carry on and then slides back in as a groaning Azazel slowly moves
to get to his feet.
Kave: Whoa wait
Mystara, whats he doing?????
Mystara had got up
and grabbed Azazel by the hair pulling him kicking up wards onto the apron.
Mystara then pulls some handcuffs from his pocket and dodging a right hand, head
buts Azazel slapping the handcuffs round his waist and the top rope as he falls
off the apron hanging from the top rope!
Bret: OW! That can
pull an arm out of its socket
Kave: And look at
Mystara go! He’s beating seven bells out of Azazel.
Mystara is hitting
several open palmed shots into the back of the head of Azazel followed by a
stiff kick which echo’s around the arena before he walks over and grabs a
trash can lid smashing it over the helpless Azazel before Double D trips Mystara
and pulls him to the out side as the two brawl into the aisle. Double D whips
Mystara into the railings but he comes off with a spear!
Mystara gets up, and what? He’s signaling for the Steel Chair
Pedigree!!!!!
Kave: He could end
this thing right now! And Azazel can’t do anything about it, hes still
dangling in mid air.
Mystara walks over
and leans in the ring grabbing his chair, turning round only to get dropkicked,
the chair colliding with his face.
Bret: CRIMSON MASK!
Double D hooks
Mystara up and hits the English Slam on the floor. Covering him as the referee
drops down for the “One.. two…threee..”
Kave: How did he get
his shoulder up?? That Was DD’s finishing move after he just got bust open by
that steel chair.
Bret: He;s a three
time karate champion and a hardcore fanatic – what more reason do you need.
Kave: Double D is
going for another English Slam.
Double D fuming and
cursing slowly stands Mystara up again and picks him up into the DVD format for
the English Slam but Mystara falls over the shoulders of the Hardcore Champion,
spins him around boots him in the gut and Pedigree’s him on the steel chair!
Bret: STEEL CHAIR
PEDIGREE!
Kave: ONE, TWO,
Kave & Bret:
THREE!!! MYSTARA WON!!!! MYSTARA DEFEATED THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Mystara gets up to
his feet as the referee raises his arm and his music kicks in. The hardcore
fanatic a bloody mess just like Azazel who is furious shaking the ropes still
handcuffed, Double D not moving following the pedigree into the barbed wire
steel chair a noticeable pool of blood though forming round his head
Kave:
But this was non-title. He may not have won the title tonight but he has
showed the entire world that there is a new kid on the block and Mystara could
very well be the Hardcore Champion after this Sunday if he can repeat what he
has done today.
Jaxx Vs Hellfire Vs Misfit
Kave - Well Bret were moving into
a potentially show stealing match with a Grim Reaper, A new Breed and a debuting
superstar all about to face off in a three way dance match up.
Bret - Needless to say Jaxx will walk out the winner. He?s a heartless
monster with no fear. An unstoppable machine.
Kave - Well in my humble opinion Hellfire has a great chance and we nothing
about this new guy other than he too is a tremendous athlete.
Bret - Fortunately your humble opinion means nothing so we can move on easily.
and only take my true wisdom into account. So Jaxx will win easily.
Kave - Yes well..
Bret - Yes well nothing here he comes this monster to take the rest of the world
to its knees.
Hellfire comes out first coming up on his lift through the stage floor with
flames either side of him, the flames burst out and follow him all the way to
the ring He finally reaches the ring with ?I am the Bulldog Playing and
the warning sign flashing on the Megatron. He raises his arms and slams
them down and the turnbuckle relases flames.
The lights go out. A green spotlight shines on centre stage while three lasers
shine in the crowd. Bassed out notes are played and three high pitched notes
follow while the lasers shine on the light. Suddenly the stage explodes and the
main riff of Ozzy Osbourne's "Believer" plays as Misfit enters into
the spotlight. He strides down the spotlight on him ta huge pop and
charges the ring and stands in a stare down with Hellfire when ?El Cu Cuy? plays
and they look out to the ramp.
the lights go out for a short time then flash back on for less than a second. In
this time Jaxx can be seen standing on the stage. Out of the darkness then comes
a pyro shooting out from the stage and exploding exactly on time as the bass
kicks in and the lights strobe as Jaxx walks down to ringside. He steps up onto
the canvas and steps over the ropes then stands in the centre of the ring with
his arms raised until the music stops.
The lights go out for a short time then flash back on for less than a second. In
this time Jaxx can be seen standing on the stage. Out of the darkness then comes
a pyro shooting out from the stage and exploding exactly on time as the bass
kicks in and the lights strobe as Jaxx walks down to ringside. He steps up onto
the canvas and steps over the ropes then stands in the centre of the ring with
his arms raised until the music stops.
With all three now in the ring they stand sizing each other up. Jaxx and
Hellfire look at each other and Hellfire makes some nods and gestures to the big
man. The Reaper and Monster charge MisFit performing a double team beat
down on him in the corner.
Bret - Ha! The new guys gettin his but kicked by the old pro?s he?ll be
out of here in a stretcher. This is the big leagues now boy!!!
Kave - Its supposed to be every man for them self.
Bret - Their eliminating him then we?ll see the real fight god sake Kave I
thought I was the colour commentator and you knew the wrestling stuff.
With MisFit down hard Hellfire motions to throw him out Jaxx obliges but with
his back turned Hellfire jumps on him slapping on a sleeper. Jaxx
struggles about a bit pulling Hellfire right up on his back but the Reaper is
holding on tight. Jaxx finally backs him into the corner but still the
Reaper holds on. Jaxx slams him again hard into the corner but Hellfire is
still holding on with the hold locked in tight. Jaxx finally hits down
onto one knee and Hellfire can get some leverage on the hold putting him down
onto both knees. MisFit has dragged himself up on the outside though and
storms the ring by climbing to the top turnbuckle behind Hellfire and comes off
with a double Ax Handle to break the Sleeper and Jaxx simply falls down almost
out..
Bret - I don?t believe it Hellfire has put him out.
Kave - Yeah but he won?t be able to capitalise now that MisFit is all over him.
MisFit grabs Hellfire and sends him over the middle turn buckle and hard into
the pole then turns around and covers Jaxx. The ref slides down .....
1........
2........
Kick out!!!!!!!
Bret - Ohh Yeah.
Kave - He was down for to long for that cover EVER to be successful.
Bret - Any normal man would of been out but not Jaxx
Kave - Well he?s not normal I?ll agree with that.
MisFit can?t believe it and go?s for the cover again but before any count can
happen the big man powers out sending the 305 pounds MisFit a foot up into the
air. Jaxx sits up and MisFit hits the canvas hard on the way down.
Hellfire though has recovered and comes up behind the big man slapping on a chin
lock but this isn?t even half as effective as the sleeper and grabs Hellfires
arms pulling them off his face and from his seated position he then pulls
Hellfire over his head from behind him into a seated posistion bettween jaxx?s
legs. Still holding his arms he pulls back on them hurting Hellfire.
Kave - Thats some innovative technical offence from the New Breed member.
Bret - What?d I tell ya he has this one in the bag!!!
MisFit breaks Jaxx?s unorthandox hold with a kick into the small of the back .
Hellfire rolls forward as MisFit takes it to the big man as he has him down
Multiple stomps and kicks keep Jaxx down and MisFit comes off the ropes with a
couple of elbow drops a couple of knee drops and a couple of fist drops before
turning his attention to Hellfire. MisFit sends the Reaper off the ropes
and catches him in a hard spine buster. Jaxx has rolled out the ring but
MisFit storms out after him and whips him into the guardrail. He then
grabs him to go for another whip but pulls it back in a hard Lariat.
Hellfire though has also rolled out and the 10 count is restarted by the ref.
Kave - The whole thing is outside now this is no mans land but none of these
three are oblivious to HardCore.
Bret - Jaxx!! Get up Jaxx!! I don?t believe this.
Kave - Hellfires grabbed a chair the ref. won?t let him use that.
Bret - Shut Up!! Use it, use it!!!
The referee bails out as Hellfire raises the chair above his head to crack it
over MisFits from behind. MisFit is to busy stomping on Jaxx to notice a
damn thing. The ref grabs the chair though and drops it down and Hellfire
gets right in his face backing him up the aisle way. MisFit grabs a hold
of Jaxx and sends him first into the ring steps then hard into the ring post
before noticing that Hellfire has his back to him. He stalks waiting
behind Hellfire just off the mats his back to the ring looking into the back of
Hellfires head up the aisle.
Kave - Hellfires in trouble now MisFits gonna hurt him.
Bret - Turn around and get him Hellfire. (Sounding desperate) TURN
AROUND!!!
Kave - I thought you were going for Jaxx
Bret - I never said that.
Kave - Whatever.
Hellfire finally does turn around as the ref threatens to DQ him if he doesn't
back off. He see?s MisFit and runs at him only for the Harlem native to
dodge aside and hit a drop toe hold that slams Hellfires head hard into the ring
apron.
Kave - Ouch!!!!
Bret - That?s gotta hurt but Jaxx is back, He was always my choice to win
anyway.
Kave - Yeah right.
Bret - You callin me a liar.
Kave - It certainly wouldn?t be the worst insult i could use.
Bret - Yeah right.
MisFit slides in the ring with the referee But when he stands up he is faced
with Jaxx who looks almost through MisFit. Unsure of what to do he runs at
Jaxx only to taste a Big Boot. Jaxx then grabs the newcomer and pulls him
up in spike piledriver. Then off the ropes with a leg drop to cover .....
1
2
NO!!!!!
Hellfire comes off the top with a flying elbow to break the count a split second
before it ends the match though his face is very bloodied from where it went
full force into the apron. Hellfire tries to press some kind of
advantage on Jaxx by kicking him in the bread basket as he tries to get up.
Jaxx though gets up and stands looking at Hellfire who keeps hitting him to no
avail and the monster grabs him by the throat for a big choke slam only to be
stopped by a low blow from MisFit. The ref gets in MisFits face for that
but the crowd laps it up. Hellfire grabs the doubled over Jaxx and hits a
dangerous DDT leaving Jaxx?s bum still sticking up in the air for a few seconds
before it finally falls down. Hellfire then goes up top but MisFit runs
into the ropes buckling him and climbs up himself to hit a huge DDT of his own
slamming Hellfire back into the ring.
Kave - Thats two of the damndest DDT?s I?ve ever seen.
Bret- Look at that Jaxx just sat up!!!
Kave - Oh my God!!!
MisFit and Jaxx get up together and Jaxx grabs his opponent and choke tosses him
across the ring then runs across after him and puts his head between his legs
for a power bomb only to get back body dropped by MisFit who climbs the ropes
and jumps off onto the recovering Jaxx for a Hurricanrana!!! NO!!!
Jaxx holds him their and power bombs him down and MisFits head hits the top
turnbuckle, middle turnbuckle and bottom turnbuckle on the way down.
Bret - He?s out now!!!
Kave - He must be.
Jaxx drags him out a bit and covers only to get it broken before a one count by
Hellfire who beats on Jaxx and suplexs the big man not once, not twice but three
times. Hellfire then pulls him up again and goes for the Military slam but
Jaxx wriggles out. Hellfire grabs him though to Jaw Breaker him.
Hellfire then goes after the slowly recovering MisFit and picks him up and gets
the Military slam. Meanwhile Jaxx has grabbed a black bag from under the
apron and opens it throwing the Cobra from before into the ring. The
referee sees it first sitting up ready to pounce and faints. Hellfire is
covering and finally turns around to see why theirs no count. Hellfire
then also bails right into a chair shot from Jaxx who slams him into the guard
rail then picks him onto his shoulder, climbs the guardrail and jumps off onto
an audience members chair with a tombstone.
Bret - Hellfires head has taken a massive beating tonight.
Kave - The ref is out and you gotta wonder with that snake edging towards MisFit
if his career is over before it even begun.
In the crowd Jaxx puts Hellfires head on the chair it was Tombstoned into and
grabs up the chair next to it and beats it into Hellfires head. Meanwhile,
in the ring the snake is edging closer and closer to MisFit. An army of
referee?s charge down to the ring but don?t know what to do now their here and
none of them looks ready to get in the ring with the snake. Jaxx is still
bashing Hellfire?s skull with the chair finally he tosses the chair aside and
starts ramming Hellfires head off the barrier as the snake sits up between
MisFits legs.
Bret - This is brilliant Jaxx has distracted everyone while he takes Hellfires
skull apart.
Kave - This is sick. Hellfires head is bleeding all over the place.
And that snakes gonna strike.
The snake pulls its head back to strike but the referee comes around and the
movement makes the snake turn around and MisFit grabs the snake from behind and
breaks its neck this gets Jaxx?s attention and he throws Hellfire over the
barrier and storms the ring grabbing MisFit and hits Damnation on the newcomer
putting him out and he covers ......
1.........
2......
*Commercial Break*
The Megatron flickers to life as
the fans cheer wildly as the Bad Guy is shown, railings in the background, with
the Extreme title slung over them. The back entrance to the arena is to the
right of the Outsider who stands there swinging the baseball bat in mid air as
he is still awaiting the arrival of his friend turn suspect in the famous hummer
incident. The noise of the workers can be heard as well as the swiping of the
baseball bat.
“Show your face Michaels so I
can end all your problems!”
Said the Bad Guy who is continuing
to swing the OutsiderZ baseball bat which was ironically made famous by Chris
Michaels himself as the Megatron fades
Kave: Main event, up next!
Main Event - Special Referee - Jace
Wotto & PiroFox Vs EWM & Impaler
Kave: Well all of Deathrow has
lead up to the Main Event!
Bret: And what a show it’s been!
Kave: We started with Terminator
getting DQ’ed in the opening match…
Bret: Then to Justin Vincible
getting an amazing victory over the Poet…
Kave: A debut from the Poet who
showed some huge potential.
Bret: Then Warlord crushing Juice!
Kave: And The Big Man Beastly
going through to the Semi’s to face Warlord!
Bret: Then my least favourite part
so far …
Kave: The return of Mark Hossack
Bret: I can’t believe he turned
his back on The Ikonz!
Kave: Then to Mystara defeating
Double D and Azazel …
Bret: And Jaxx just killed Misfit
and Hellfire to bring us here!
Kave: To the Main Event, two teams
of feuding wrestlers who are working together for one night only.
Bret: And the team of EWM and
Impaler are going to kick some ass.
The lights around the arena fade
to black as a single white firework shoots from the top of the MegaTron down to
the centre of the ring. The fans begin to scream as End of Days by Fozzy
explodes over the speakers and Pirofox walks out wearing a long leather
trenchcoat …
Kave: A man that made a huge
impact on Deathrow last week.
Bret: I know, I love the guy!
Kave: Attacking his partner
tonight, Wotto!
Bret: It was great wasn’t it.
Pirofox continues down the ramp,
taunting the crowd as he makes his way down. Sliding into the ring as he reaches
the bottom and throwing the jacket down to the floor.
Kave: He looks ready!
Bret: To kick Wotto’s ass! Sure
he does!
SMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
The crowd leap to their feet as
Bret Hart’s theme explodes around the arena. The crowd screaming for one
member of the Outsiderz!
Kave: This place is going Insane!
Bret: I hate this guy, him and the
rest of the Outsiderz are a hyped up bunch of *****
Kave: Ok!
Wotto comes walking out onto the
stage, throwing his arms in the air, The crowd cheering him on as he walks down
the ramp, slapping hands as he goes along.
Kave: The 4WF Supreme Champ is in
the best form of his career!
Bret: Oh, Wow … Is that supposed
to impress me! The best form of his career is week in week out losing to people
the calibur of Smash!
Kave: I hardly think he loses week
in we…
Bret: Are you calling Smash low
calibur? I can’t wait till I see him …
HA HA!
Wotto reaches the bottom of the
ramp and stares up at Pirofox. He slowly climbs the stares, his gaze never
leaving Piro. As he climbs through the ropes the lights suddenly go out.
“Cemmetary Gates” by Pantera begins to play over the PA System as fog drifts
from the entranceway and Impaler emurges. The crowd erupt into boo’s as he
makes his way out, walking down the ramp … Unsure of his opponents as they
stare each other down.
Kave: The tension around here is
phenomenal!
Bret: Go on Impaler!
Kave: Go on what? Look at him …
He looks too scared to get into the ring.
Bret: How dare y…
“Exit Music” by EWM explodes
around the arena. Fans getting to their feet, cheering for the man they’ve
grown to respect.
Kave: The sadistic Scotsman has
arrived!
Spiner cowers underneath the
announcers table as the fans give a mixed reaction.
Kave: The crowd going wild here.
They both respect him and dispise him for his sadistic ways!
EWM walks out on the top of the
stage. Carrying his 4WF World Title around his waist as he walks down the ramp.
Wotto and Pirofox stand in the ring, changing gazes from each other to EWM
standing high above them at the top of the ramp. Impaler stays at the bottom of
the ramp, staring up at EWM …
Kave: It feels like it’s going
to explode!
Impaler looks at EWM, then at
Pirofox and Wotto … Checking both parties out again before turning his back to
EWM and sliding under the bottom rope. Wotto rushes forward but is suddenly
pulled back by Pirofox who goes for Impaler.
Kave: He just stopp…
Bret: So?
Pirofox lunges for the former
Xtreme Champion, getting a punch straight to the face as he does, knocking him
backwards and off balance. Impaler regains his composure and charges at the
recently returning superstar. Knocking him over the top rope with a clothesline.
Kave: Pirofox has been taken out
of the picture already!
Bret: There’s still plenty of
time!
As Impaler turns around he’s
greeted by a kick to the stomach, keeling him over. The Supreme Champ leans
backwards grabbing the back of Impaler’s neck…
Kave: Wotto Stunner!
Bret: No!
Impaler grabs the top rope,
sending Wotto down to the canvas on his back. EWM begins to walk further down
the ramp, almost reaching the bottom as Impaler pulls up Wotto, the Supreme
Champ holding his back in pain.
Kave: Wotto appears to be having
problems with his back.
Bret: And those problems are about
to get much, much worse
EWM rolls underneath the bottom
rope. Wearing his kilt the World Champion walks up to Impaler and Wotto. Impaler
stares at the Sadistic Scotsman, unsure of what to do.
Kave: Are we going to see one team
fall apart already?!?!
Bret: NO!
EWM and Impaler grow closer and
closer, eye to eye, face to face … The pair suddenly turn to their sides and
both nail Wotto with stiff punches. Knocking him down to the mat.
Bret:
YES! Kick his ass!
Wotto
rolls over and gets back up to his feet. EWM grabs his arm and twists it around
as Impaler comes off of the ropes, the former Xtreme Champion nails a dropkick
to the chest of the Outsider, sending him backwards, EWM gripping tighter
causing Wotto to scream out in pain.
Kave:
Double teaming! Come on ref!
Bret:
What referee? Jace isn’t even here yet!
Bret
begins to laugh as Pirofox slowly gets back to his feet. Sliding into the ring
behind the fighting trio as EWM continues to twist the arm of Wotto, Impaler
kicking and punching the Outsider as he screams in pain.
Kave:
Well get one out here!
As
Kave’s words leave his mouth “World War 3” explodes over the speakers as
the lights cut out and green lasers fly around the arena. A spotlight shines
down on the stage as Jace comes walking out in black and white Adidas trousers
and a referee’s shirt.
Bret:
You shouldn’t ask for things you don’t want Kave!
Jace
walks down the ramp, the lasers still flying around the arena. The leader of The
Impakt Ikonz still looking extremely annoyed.
Bret:
And he ain’t in a good mood!
EWM
continues to attack Wotto, having now released his arm he stomps on the Supreme
Champion as Pirofox sneaks up behind Impaler, locking him in the crossface
chickenwing.
Kave:
He’s got the crossface on!
Bret:
No! Yes! I’m confused!
Jace
slides into the ring. His music fading away as the lights return.
Bret: I
hope all the referees are watching in the back, because Jace is going to show
them a thing or two about being a ref!
Impaler
struggles around, trying to break free of the move. His movement only putting
more pressure on his body as Pirofox sinches the move in. EWM stomps on Wotto,
looking up and spotting Impaler in the crossface …
Kave:
What’s he going to do
EWM
just smiles at Impaler. The Grim Reaper continues to scream as Jace walks around
the ring. Circling all four men as they battle.
Bret:
JACE! JACE! JACE!
Kave:
Why are you cheering for him?
Bret:
It’s Jace Kave!
Quinn
looks at Bret with utter disgust as the commentator continues to cheer for the
referee. EWM pulls Wotto to his feet as Jace walks up to him. The World Champion
whips him to the ropes and swings for a clothesline, Wotto ducks underneath the
arm of EWM and comes off of the opposite ropes, nailing a flying forearm that
knocks EWM down to the mat. Both men lie still on the floor, EWM holding his
face and Wotto seemingly tired from the pain he has already been through.
Kave:
What’s Jace doing?
The
referee pulls Wotto up and drags him across to EWM, placing him on top he hits
the mat and begins to count…
1…
2…
EWM
kicks out as Jace’s hand skims the mat. Annoyed at the kickout he gets back to
his feet, walking over to Pirofox and Impaler … Impaler still in the Crossface
Chickenwing, he shouts at Piro, yelling at him to release the hold.
Kave:
Break the hold!
Pirofox
releases the hold, sending Impaler falling down to the mat. He walks over to his
corner and steps through the ropes, leaning against the turnbuckle as Jace rolls
Impaler into the corner with his foot.
Bret:
What a referee!
Wotto
slowly gets back to his feet as EWM uses the ropes, getting up and running at
Wotto. The Supreme Champion lifts the New Blood member up and nails a samoan
drop, planting him into the mat.
Kave:
Come on Wotto!
Bret:
No … Jace stop him from making that tag!
Wotto
begins to crawl across the ring, edging closer and closer towards Pirofox. EWM
shakes his head, trying to regain his composure as Wotto gets to the corner,
stretching out and going for the tag …
Kave:
This is it! Make the tag Wotto!
Wotto
goes for the tag as Pirofox suddenly jumps down from the apron. His face glowing
as he walks around the ring, Wotto looking in disbelief at Pirofox. Staring at
him as he walks up the ramp … EWM gets back to his feet as Wotto continues to
lie astonished on the mat. The World Champion calls Impaler into the ring and
tells him to pick Wotto up, the Grim Reaper pulls Wotto up and hooks his arms,
as EWM begins to punch the body of Wotto.
Kave:
This isn’t fair!
As
Pirofox watches on as he walks up the ramp, laughing at his intelligence to
leave his rival.
Kave:
How could he just leave him!?!?
Bret:
Quite easily!
As
Pirofox continues his way up the ramp the crowd suddenly leap to their feet.
Piro looks around, basking in his glory when suddenly he goes falling down the
ramp, rolling down he hits the protective mats at the bottom. The crowd continue
to go wild…
Kave:
Bad Guy! It’s Bad Guy!
Bret: No!
The Bad Guy rushes down the ramp, stomping on
Pirofox as he reaches the bottom. He pulls him up and rolls him back into the
ring. As he tries to follow Jace blocks his path …
Kave: He’s not letting him in!
Bret: It’s only fair!
Pirofox stumbles up to his feet as Jace argues with
The Bad Guy over the top rope. The returning superstar turns around and walks
into a Claymore from EWM, sending the crowd insane … Jace continues to argue
with Bad Guy on the apron …
Kave: EWM’s making the cover!
EWM covers Pirofox, but Jace continues to argue with
Bad Guy over the top rope. As Ewm gets to his feet the MegaTron flickers on and
shows a picture of Michaels’backstage.
Kave: He’s been waiting for him!
Bret: Michaels’ is here!
Bad Guy turns to face the MegaTron, staring up in
anger he sprints back up the ramp, the camera trying to follow him but looses
track. The focus goes back to the ring as EWM begins to argue with Jace,
allowing Pirofox to recover … But as he does so Impaler covers Wotto in the
corner.
Kave: Impaler has the pin!
Bret: YES!
Jace stands staring at Impaler going to pin Wotto,
not making any motions to make the count.
Bret: Jace! Make the count!
Kave: What’s he doing?!?!
Jace begins to laugh as Impaler looks up … The
crowd once again jump to their feet…
Kave: Look out behind you Jace!
Jace turns around to see what the crowd are cheering
about, as he does EWM lifts him up and plants him into the canvas with the
Claymore!
Bret: No, Jace … Get up Jace!
Impaler pulls Wotto to his feet, as Pirofox stumbles
into the path of EWM … Impaler backs away from Wotto and nails the …
Kave: Impaling Kick!
Bret: Impaling Kick!
As EWM grabs Pirofox and nails the Claymore!
Kave: 3rd time we’ve seen the Claymore!
EWM grabs the arm of Jace, the referee lying out
cold…
Kave: he’s making the count…
1…
2…
3…
Kave: EWM and Impaler have won!
Bret: YES!
Kave: What a match … what a Deathrow!
EWM and Impaler stare each other down in the ring as
“Exit Music” by Radiohead plays around the arena. Jace, Wotto and Pirofox
lie unconscious in the ring as the MegaTron kicks into action again.
Kave: And what a way to set the tone for Gauntlet!
Bret: Wait! Look!
Bret points to the MegaTron, Kave looks up to see
The Bad Guy chasing Michaels out of a Fire Exit and into the car park. Suddenly
a hummer comes into view, sitting in the car park. As Michaels and The Bad Guy
chase each other the hummer engine begins to rev up.
Kave: What’s happening?
Bret: I don’t know, but look at the hummer!
The White hummer pulls away and charges across the
car park, closing the ground between itself and the two wrestlers. As it speeds
towards them, the arena seem to gasp as it skids past The Bad Guy and plows into
Chris Michaels …
Kave: Oh my God!
Bret: Wh…?
Kave: Jesus
The arena goes into silence as Michaels seems to hit
the ground, after travelling across the car park. The hummer takes off, speeding
away, as The Bad Guy stands in shock.
Kave: Get some paramedics out there!
The show begins to fade as 4WF Staff flood into the Car Park, the Bad Guy amazed as Chris Michaels’ lies on the cold concrete