Deathrow 15th July
Mind Games
Footage of the weeks action of the
superstars plays in quick segments as the arena is completely black. Nothing can
be seen, excitement and anticipation seem to give the arena a buzz as
“Guerrilla Radio” kicks off around the arena, playing loudly from all
directions. Pyrotechnics suddenly start pouring from the stage, shooting from
the ringposts high into the rafters. A final pyro shoots from the top of the
MegaTron down to the centre of the ramp …
Kave: Welcome to 4WF’s DEATHROW!
Bret: This
show is going to be great … Belly’s BACK Kave!
Kave: I
know, we all know …
Bret:
(Sobbing) But Hossack’s gone!
Kave: Well
he left on his own free will. But who is the new wrestler he’s signed?
Bret:
I’m sure we’ll find out soon, just like we’ll soon find out who is going
to be $1,000,000 richer!
Kave: That
match is coming up soon, but after Pirofox vs Azazel …
Bret: But
I think we have a little presentation before we get to action … Look up there
Kave, in the ring … Look at that trophy! It’s huge … And it’s all Dustin
Thiesen’s!
“Guerrilla
Radio” explodes over the speakers for a second time as a man dressed in a
black suit, silver tie comes walking down the ramp.
Kave: Well
here we go, it looks like Dustin’s getting it now.
The
executive walks down the ramp, passing all the screaming fans and walks around
to the steel ring steps. Taking his time to walk up them as the music echoes
around the arena, filled with the insane crowd … The camera pans around as the
exec climbs into the ring … “I Love Mak” … “Belly, Be My Friend” …
“I’m The Bad Girl” … “Dustbin, The 2001 Gauntlet Champion!” are just
a few of the thousands of signs held by the 4WF fans.
The
executive is passed a microphone by Tony Jordan, he whispers something in
Jordan’s ear and then the Announcer leaves the ring …
“Ladies
and Gentleman … I am proud to present the crowning of the first ever 4WF
Gauntlet Champion. It’s an amazing achievement for this man and a great time
for the 4WF … So without further ado … I present to you, the 4WF’s 2001
Gauntlet Champion … The Natural One … Dustin Thiesen!”
The arena
explodes with boo’s as “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta” plays over the
speakers and Dustin Thiesen comes walking out onto the stage.
Bret: This
guy is the greatest!
Thiesen
begins to mock the crowd as he stands on the edge of the stage. A huge cocky
smile covering his face as he looks down on the ring, his large trophy sitting
on a stand in the centre of the ring.
Kave: Here
he comes, well I have to admit he is an amazing talent. But his attitude stinks!
Bret: How
dare you!?!?
Thiesen
stops his taunting and begins walking down the ramp, still with his huge smile
over his face. He reaches the bottom of the ramp, his music still blaring out
over the speakers. He slides underneath the bottom rope, wearing black jeans and
“The Natural One” Ikon T-Shirt.
The
Executive goes to shake hands with Dustin who just walks by and climbs the
turnbuckle, taunting the fans once again and then walking back to the centre of
the ring, joining the exec and the trophy.
“Well
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s now time for me to hand over the Gauntlet trophy to
our Champion … The Natural One … Dustin Thiesen!”
Thiesen
quickly snatches the trophy, then grabbing the microphone off of the executive.
“Thankyou,
thankyou .. I am the Natural One … I am the Great One … I am the One … And
now I am the Gauntlet Champion! Jesus man, this is better than being the World
Champion … Wow … I’m better than EWM!”
The crowd
begins an “EWM” chant as Thiesen continues to brag in the ring.
“Am I
good or what?”
The crowd
change the EWM chant to a “What” chant, bringing a look of disgust to the
Natural Ikonz face.
“Well
all you pigs can shut up, because who’s got the trophy? That’s right .. I
have!”
Azazel Vs PiroFox
Kave: Well the first match of this
weeks Deathrow is just about to start
Bret: And what a match to get us
on our way…
Kave: Both of these wrestlers need
a win, as they both were defeated at Gauntlet… Pirofox via a count out to
Terminator in the Supreme No.1 contender match, and Azazel in that Brutal
Hardcore Title Match
Bret: It was Hell Kave… Hell in
a Cell!!!
Kave: It sure was Bret, but forget
that, that is last weeks news… This week is all about these 2, and who will
come out of it victorious.
Bret: Well its Azazel Vs PiroFox,
and my choice here is Pirofox, he has the mentality for this, and also has the
experience…
Kave: You shouldn’t write off
the less experienced Bret, you might have a surprise.
A eary theme starts playing over
the PA system as a dark, deep voice starts uttering words of sorrow and uttering
what seems to be an eulogy of what is going to be his opponents final days, and
sorrow and suffering will come there way. As Azazel steps out onto the stage, the crowd give him a
mixture of responses as he walks down the ramp with a smirk on his face, as he
slides under the bottom rope and awaits Pirofox in the ring.
Kave: Well theres the so called
underdog, awaiting the arrival of Pirofox…
Bret: He still looks a bit bruised
from the Hell In a Cell match, but then again, what do you expect.
A Firework shoots off from the
Megatron, as End Of Days by Fozzy begins to play and out onto the stage steps
PiroFox wearing his long leather trench coat, the fans instantly boo him as he
starts his walk down the ramp, staring at Azazel in the ring.
As he reaches the ring, he takes off his trench coat and slides in under
the bottom rope, as Azazel runs forward and starts to stomp on the back of Piro
Fox’s head, not letting him get back to his feet…
Kave: The match has started, and
Azazel hasn’t wasted any time at all
Azazel continues to kick and stomp
PiroFox, until he picks him up, and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes,
which he flows up with a big clothesline, once again sending Pirofox back down
to the canvas, but Piro jumps straight back to his feet but is knocked down
again by another clothesline, but Azazel turns around as Piro once again jumps
back to his feet, but is yet again knocked down with a clothesline by Azazel.
Azazel turns around expecting Piro to get back up again, but he
doesn’t, and a smile comes across Azazels face.
Bret: Azazel seems pleased he has
finally managed to keep Pirofox Down… go Azazel!!!!
Kave: I thought you wanted PiroFox
to win…
Bret: NO… that was you… I
always wanted Azazel to win…
Kave: What ever…
Azazel walks over to Piro and goes
to pick Piro up by the hair, but Piro grabs Azazels legs and trips him up…
Kave: Pirofox has just changed the
momentum in this match, with a simple move like that…
Pirofox stands up, and backs off
into the ropes, holding the back of his head, as Azazel gets up, but is sent
thru the middle ropes with a drop kick by PiroFox… Piro instantly jumps to the
top rope, and waits on the turnbuckle for Azazel to turn around… As he does
Piro launches himself off the top rope and lands the flying cross body…
Kave: What a move by Piro Fox…
Bret: Go Piro!!!!!!!
Kave: Have you changed again?
Bret: changed… I said at the
beginning of the match, that the experience of Pirofox will help him out here…
look back at the tap if you don’t believe me….
Kave: Ye, what ever….
Pirofox stands up, and the echoes
of boos are swarming around the arena, as Piro looks up and laughs at what he
hears before jumping in 1 leap back onto the apron… As Azazel Stands up, Piro
jumps off the apron, wrapping his arm around the head of Azazel and giving him a
Bulldog, head first into the Announce Table..
Bret: Did you hear the sound of
that!!!, his head just bounced off the announce table, right infront of us…
Kave: Pirofox is taking it to
azazel… not holding back at all…
Piro stands up and picks up Azazel
by the hair, and slides him into the ring, and goes up to the top turnbuckle and
launches himself off straight away landing the leg drop off the top rope…. He
quickly covers Azazel…
Bret: ONE
TWO
THREE
Kave: No… Azazel somehow managed
to get his shoulder up…
Bret: He was sooooo close to
winning then
Piro stands up and cant believe he
never got the three count, as he starts shouting at the referee… but the
referee just keeps telling him that it was a 2 count…
Kave: Pirofox shouldn’t be
giving Azazel this time, he should be getting right back on him…
Azazel manages to get back to his
feet, as Pirofox turns around and sees Azazel is on his feet, he runs at him and
goes for the clothesline, but Azazel ducks it… Pirofox comes off the other
ropes, but this time is met by a huge Spinebuster by Azazel…
Kave: What a Spinebuster!!!
Both men lay on the canvas as the
referee starts the count…
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Pirofox and Azazel both start to
get back up…
SIX
SEVEN…
Azazel manages to get back to his
feet as the referee stops the count… and he runs at Pirofox who is barely on
his feet and knocks him down with a clothesline that seemed to come all the way
from the bowls of hell itself…
Bret: Oh my god, that clothesline
nearly took PiroFox’s head off with that move…
Azazel starts to loom at the crowd
and raise his arms, as if he wants the crowd to approve of his actions…
Bret: Now Azazel is playing to the
crowd…
Pirofox somehow starts to get back
to his feet, But Azazel realises this manages to give Pirofox a Irish whip into
the ropes, Az attempts the
clothesline again, but Piro ducks it and goes into the opposite ropes, Azazel
lays down on the canvas, and Piro jumps over the top of him and goes off into
the other ropes, and as he comes back to azazel, he jumps up, but azazel quickly
turns this into offence as…
Kave: Pump handle slam!!!!
Azazel quickly goes for the
cover……..
ONE
TWO
THR…
Bret: THREE, he has done it, I
always said he would…
Kave: Azazel has defeated Pirofox!!!
Azazel doesn’t seem to be able
to believe it as the referee raises his hand, and he rolls out of the ring with
his hands raised high, as Pirofox is in the ring, kneeling up holding the back
of his head, not quite believing he got beat…
Bret: Well the better man won on
the day…
Kave: Whatever…. But it was a
good win by Azazel… he hung in their all the time…
Bret: Well.. we are going for a
break, and we will be right back, with even more, straight after this…
***Commercial Break***
All Star Vs Goldham Vs Python
Kave: Well here we are and up
comes the $1,000,000 prize money and action with tables! What a great
match we'll have with Goldham vrs Python vrs All Star!
Bret: You're right this will be an extra treat for all the fans here
tonight. But as they all like python they'll be ever so disappointed to
see All Star walking out of this arena with 1,000,000 bucks in his pocket!
Smash Mouths hit-All Star plays and The All Star runs out onto the ramp the fans
give him an even pop as he runs down to the ring and slides in. He waits
prepared in the middle of the ring for the next guy when excitement can be herd
from the crowd!
Kave: Look it's Goldham he's come up from behind on All Star!
Bret: Turn around All Star turn around!
Goldham grabs a chair and slides into the ring pounding the chair over the skull
of The All Star. My Way by Limp Bizkit plays and Python comes jogging down
to the ring with a table in hand he slides the table into the ring and jumps in
himself and Python and Goldham run at it. All Star stirring on the ground.
Goldham hits some uppercuts on Python as he backs him up into the ropes.
Goldham cocks back his hand when someone grabs it he turns around and All
Star nails him with a big right hand.
Kave: My God look at Python! He's walking the ropes! He flew
right off it and nailed a big clothesline onto All Star!
Bret: All you saw was the beginning All Star grabbed Pythons arm and threw
him to the ground almost snapping his arm into two!
Goldham grabs Allstar and throws him against the ropes bending down for a back
breaker but Allstar stops and turns himself hitting a scissors kick onto
Goldham's head. Allstar gains momentum as he picks up Goldham, but just
then Python bounces of the ropes and nails a huge back clothesline to the head
of All Star! All Star goes crashing to the ground. Python hits a
boot to the gut of Goldham's and lifts him up attempting a brainbuster!
Bret: But look! Goldham just did a 180 half flip landing on his
feet.
From that Goldham bounces of the ropes and hits a missle dropkick onto Python
before he has a chance to know what's going on. Goldham lifts up All Star
but All Star's been waiting and nails the opportunity for a spine buster! He
bounces off the ropes and nails a leg drop onto the throat of Goldham.
Python gets up and charges Allstar spearing his back straight into the
mats. Python hops up and jumps to the top rope leaping off into a
frog splash, which ends abruptly with Allstar putting his knees up. Python
rolls around the ring in pain grasping his ribs.
Bret: What a maneuver by All Star really saving some pain for himself!
Kave: And delivering it to Python! Come on Python lets go wrestle
smart now!
Goldham gets up and takes advantage on Allstars back being turned. He runs
up to him and grabs his hands around his neck smacking All Star's neck onto his
shoulder for a neck breaker. Allstar falls out of the move in pain.
Goldham gets up seeing his opportunity to end the match 1,000,000 dollars richer
he sets up the table Python brought in and lifts up Python. He picks him
up and sets him up for a suplex but when Pythons in the air he jumps onto the
turnbuckle turning around he jumps onto Goldham's shoulders. Twisting
around and nailing a hurricanrunna!
Kave: What a fabulous move by Python!
Bret: To bad it wasn't through the table! He didn't win the match!
Python takes a breather before getting up and grabbing All Star hooking him up
for his Brainbuster straight through the table!
Kave: This could be it! All he has to do is smack All Stars head
straight into the table!
Python lifts All Star up but instead of sending him straight through the stalls
in the air showing off his muscular strength!
Bret: He made the mistake! All Star got up and nailed a low blow
onto python. HAHA!!!
All Star flips over back into his first position and grabs his hand around
Python smacking his head into the ground for an Even Flow DDT!!! Goldham
grabs Allstar and flips him over hitting a back German Suplex. He keeps
his hand positions around AllStar and flips him over for another!
Bret: There's 2.....3.....4.....He's going for 5 German Suplexes!
Kave: Wait look at Python!
Python gets up and charges both Goldham and Allstar he nails them both with a
double clothesline. Knocking them both out of the ring!!! Python
waits in the ring for one of them to get up All Star responds and hops back onto
the apron. As outside the ring Goldham gets up and grabs a table from
under the ring! Python sees All Star and charges at him attempting an
elbow to knock him off the apron!
Bret: HAHAH, All Stars one step ahead of Python!
All Star jumps up onto the ropes not the turnbuckle the rope he keeps his
balance until Python bounces of the ropes and turns back just then All Star
leaps off hitting a missile dropkick to the back of the head of Python.
Python goes do in excruciating pain. Goldham gets the table set up on the
outside of the ring and grabs All Stars legs smacking him face first with the
mat, then Goldham continues to pull him out of the ring. Goldham wraps his
arms around AllStar's legs looking for a canapault which he succeeds in
delivering!
Bret: This could be it!!! All Star hits the ropes!! O and that
the last second All Star managed to keep his balance on the apron! Now All
Star will just have to win the match!
Kave: I think you may be wrong about All Star again Goldhams on his feet
and he looks like he's about to back body drop All Star straight through the
table!
Kave's right and Goldham grabs All Star and looks like he's got the match right
in the pulm of his hand! Goldham lifts All Star up and is about to drop
him when All Star continues to flip landing on the table facing Goldham! Just
then Python hops to his feet runs to the turbuckle and jumps off hitting a Thigh
Kick to the back of Goldham!!!! Goldham flies of the apron and......
Bret: O no I can't watch!! O wait I can ALLSTAR JUST CAUGHT GOLDHAM!!!!!
THE MATCH ISN'T OVER!!!!!
Python gets up and sees this and he runs to the turnbuckle and leaps off again
All Star is to quick and jumps off the table throwing Goldham in the air. But
just when it looks like Pythons going through the table Python draps his feet
around the kneck of the midair Goldham and twists him over sending him for a
hurricanrunna straigh through the table!!!!!
Kave: NOW IT IS!!!!! IT'S OVER PYTHON WINS A MILLION DOLLARS!!!
HE ALSO BEAT ALL STAR AND GOLDHAM!!!!!!
Bret: That wasn't fair he cheated!
Python gets up and celabrates in the ring as someone comes over and hands him a
suitcase full of a million dollars!!!! But on the outside of the ring All
Star grabs a chair and a loud smack can be herd! The camera moves over to
see a fallen Goldham blood starting to drip from his head.
Kave: Look out behind you Python!!!!
Bret: Pythons not smart enough to do that!
All Star's about to smack the chair against Pythons back but he stops and throws
the chair out of the ring sliding out before Python knows what's happening!
All Star walks up the ramp as, "My Way" blasts through the P.A.
System and the fans go crazy!!
Kave: Well what a match we've seen here tonight! And this is only
the beggining!
Bret: That's right there will be more victory for the non crow lovers
tonight!!!
Kave gives him a disgusted look!
Tag Team title Match - Handicap Match
Smash & Juice Vs Warlord
Kave- This really
is a great matchup, a handicap match for the tag team titles.
Bret- Yeah we're gonna see Warlord take on those damn Outsiderz- Smash and Juice
and hopefully take the belts.
Kave- I'm sure the thousands of fans around us would disagree with that.
Bret- Yeah but think about the intelligence of an average fan and that'll
explain why.
Kave- I'm really looking forward to this match, it's been a good night so far
and I'm surprised Smash can still move after his last encounter with Warlord.
Bret- Yeah it was great wasn't it.
Kave- Oh yeah I just love watching men have their spines almost snapped in
two.
Bret- More of that sarcasm there Kave?
Kave- No not at all I just love seeing such popular superstars nearly ending
their careers.
Bret- Are you stuck on sarcasm mode or something?
Kave- I just love seeing the near deaths of my favorite wrestlers, just love it.
Bret- You can quit that now.
Kave- Oh but I don't think you understand how much I love to see such these
young guys writhing in pain and agony.
Bret- You're an asshole Kave.
Kave- Oh thank you Bret...
Bret- Will you shut up with that sarcasm it's really irritating.
Kave- Ha ha I don't think I've ever had more fun.
Bret- That shows you how much of a loser you are, lets just get back to tonight.
Kave- Okay okay. Now I know you're expecting Warlord to win but this is a
handicap match and he's going up against two of the most cooperative wrestlers
in the business, don't you think the odds are stacked slightly in their favor?
Bret- Well you can look at it from that point of view but I know how much
potential Warlord has and I'm sure that even against the two 'Smallest'
superstars in the business he'll pull through.
Kave- And as usual I guess there's no changing that opinion.
Bret- Not a chance.
Kave- Well no matter who wins I'm sure it'll be a great match.
Bret- I definitely agree with that one.
The p.a. system bursts to life with a huge howl. The fans instantly recognise
this and get to their feet, most of them hanging over the barriers waiting for
Smash and Juice. Smash and Juice spring out to the stage parading their title
belts and soaking up the atmosphere.
The crowd are all screaming and shouting, thrusting their signs up in front of
the cameras as they fly by. Smash and Juice sling their belts over their
shoulders and head down the ramp. The fans arms create a blockade as they hope
to get a high five from either of their favorite stars.
As Smash and Juice slap the hands of the over eager fans they eventually reach
ringside. Both slide into the ring at the same time and go to opposite
turnbuckles, thrusting their belts high into the air as the crowd cheer even
more.
Kave- I still can't get over how much the crowd love these guys.
Bret- Yeah it's remarkable isn't it.
Kave- You all of a sudden like the Outsiderz?
Bret- What? No I meant it's remarkable how so many people can cheer for these
two idiots.
Smash and Juice lean over the ropes and hand down their titles then stand in the
middle of the ring awaiting Warlord. They don't have to wait long as the lights
fade to just a dull orange spotlight and that ominous drum roll kicks in.
Finally "The Imperial March" booms out and Warlord steps onto the
stage. A fixed gaze on Smash and Juice, his fists clenched and ready for battle.
The lights return to normal as he nears the ring. Instead of getting into the
ring he stays at the bottom of the ramp. Smash and Juice look at each other
wondering why he's standing outside.
Warlord keeps still for a moment then throws his hands into the air. As he does
four orange pyros from each corner of the ring shoot up into the rafters. As
this happens Smash and Juice spin around startled and Warlord slides into the
ring nailing both of them with a double clothesline.
Bret- Nice start.
Kave- Painful start for Smash and juice, first deafened then floored.
Bret- Like I said, nice start.
Warlord begins stomping on Smash as Juice pulls himself up with the ropes. Smash
tries to roll out of the way but Warlord catches him with another huge stomp.
Juice runs at Warlord and hits a rolling wheel kick straight into his back.
Warlord stumbles forward as Smash rolls out of the ring to safety. Warlord turns
around to a huge left hand to the face from Juice. Juice pummels away on
Warlord's face, gradually backing him into the corner. Smash rolls back into the
ring and they double team him in the corner, varying with punches and kicks.
Kave- I think Warlord is realising right now that a handicap match isn't always
the best idea.
Bret- Nope definitely not and this really isn't looking good.
Kave- Well that's just a matter of perspective Bret.
Warlord is being worn down in the corner, his arms slumped over the top ropes to
keep him from going down. Smash and Juice halt their attack leaving Warlord
breathless in the corner. They get to the middle of the ring and Smash grabs
Juice's arm. He swings him around in a full circle then releases him as he jumps
through the air into Warlord.
Kave- Ooh nice attack, their using eachother as weapons, just launching
themselves at him.
Juice comes back and grabs Smash's hand and they repeat the attack, this time
launching Smash into Warlord's tired body. They both back up to the opposite
corner from Warlord and then charge at him. They get close and leap through the
air for a double shoulder block but Warlord slides to the canvas and lays flat
as Smash and Juice collide with the turnbuckle.
Kave- Did he mean to fall there?
Bret- Of course he did.
Kave- That's left Smash and Juice with a pair of very sore shoulders.
Bret- Yeah that'll teach them not to get too smart.
Warlord stands as Smash and Juice rest on the ropes nursing their shoulders.
Warlord takes down Smash with a big boot then grabs Juice and pulls him into the
centre of the ring. He pulls him up and gets right in his face.
Kave- I don't think he's too pleased with Juice but then again if I had just
been crushed in a corner by him I don't think I'd want to be his best friend.
Bret- He's saying something to him.
Warlord begins shouting in the face of Juice "You like to be spun around do
you!" Juice struggles slightly but Warlord grabs his arm and begins
spinning him around in circles on the canvas.
Bret- Well Juice seems to enjoy this so he should be having fun right now.
Kave- Somehow I doubt it Bret, I seriously doubt it.
Warlord releases Juice as he careers of into the turnbuckle at an incredible
speed. He hits it and it rattles wildly shaking the ropes all around the ring.
Juice falls instantly to the mat and lays sprawled out motionless.
Kave- Oh my god did you hear that bang when he hit the turnbuckle!? Juice must
be in agony!
Bret- That was truly a monstrous hit and Juice will be taking his time to
recover from that one.
Warlord stands over Juice and raises his leg above Juice's head. As he brings it
down Smash leaps into the ring and spears the standing leg of Warlord, knocking
him over into the ropes. Smash gets to his feet and hits a super kick into the
chin of warlord, knocking him over the ropes to the mats below.
Kave- Impressive, with one kick he just knocked a guy of almost 350lbs over the
ropes.
Bret- Yeah so why isn't he capitalising on it? He should be out there going for
warlord while he's down.
Smash kneels down beside Juice and helps him to his feet, propping him up
against the turnbuckle. Juice shakes his head and staggers forward looking as if
he's about to fall but he steadies himself and they both look down to see
Warlord rising on the outside.
Kave- You see he was concerned about his partner.
Bret- Yeah he was too scared to take him on himself he needed his 'partner'.
Warlord pulls himself up aided by the barriers and turns around just in time to
be taken to the floor by Smash and Juice as they both dive over the ropes and
straight into him.
Kave- Wow a double suicide dive that was amazing.
Bret- Yeah a pity they didn't live up to the term 'suicide'.
Warlord shoves the two cruiserweights off of him and gets back to his feet.
Bret- He's already recovered, the combined force of Smash and Juice can't keep
this guy down.
Kave- Yeah that was pretty impressive I'd have thought he'd be out a little
longer than that.
Smash and Juice get up and are both tossed under the ropes into the ring by
Warlord. They try to push themselves up but Warlord stomps them to the canvas.
He then picks up Smash and throws him over his shoulders then starts with a
torture rack.
Kave- He's gonna break Smash in half!
Bret- Smash will never survive this, not with Warlord's strength against him.
Smash has his arm outstretched with the ref by him. Warlord is tightening as
hard as he can, bending Smash backwards, wrenching his spine. Smash is shaking
his head as the ref talks to him. Juice suddenly gets to his feet and boots
Warlord in the gut. He looks down and Juice boots him again in the gut. Warlord
refuses to release Smash and Juice begins booting into the exposed body of
warlord.
Kave- Surely Warlord can't hold on with Juice laying into him like that.
Bret- I guess Smash's pain is more important to him than his own.
Kave- If that's the case then Smash is gonna be up there for a long time.
After a series of hard kicks and punches from Juice, Warlord finally releases
the hold. He brings Smash over his head and in front of him then drops him down
for a backbreaker.
Bret- Ooh I felt that one, Smash's back has taken some amount of torture.
Kave- And it looks like it's Juice's turn.
Warlord lunges out with a huge right arm and catches Juice on the chin sending
him falling backwards. He falls into the ropes and quickly sidesteps a huge big
boot from Warlord. Warlord's leg completely misses Juice and goes over the top
rope.
Juice then hits a sweep kick on Warlord's other leg and sends him crashing to
the canvas. Juice immediately makes the cover. Juice starts shouting up at the
ref to make the count.
Kave- Come one that's easily a three count why's he not making the count?
Bret- Take a good look Kave, Warlord's leg is still resting on the ropes. Rope
break and juice hasn't even noticed.
Kave- But the ref certainly has.
Juice gets up and then falls back down onto Warlord's chest with an elbow drop.
He repeats this two more times before Warlord rolls out of the way letting Juice
smash his elbow off the canvas. Juice rolls around holding his elbow as Warlord
gets to his feet. Just as he does Smash is pulling himself up on the corner.
Warlord takes a run at him and strikes his knee hard into his back then lifts
him up and gorilla press slams him to the mats outside the ring right in front
of Kave and Bret.
Bret- Hey get away from me!
Kave- Hey Smash are you okay? Smash?
Smash tries to get to his feet but collapses in a heap on the mats. Warlord
turns his attention to Juice. Juice is still holding his injured elbow and sees
the anger in Warlord's face. Warlord runs at him and swings at the air as Juice
ducks under him and gets out of the way. Warlord continues to chase after Juice
but every time he manages to evade him and is gradually tiring him down.
Bret- Come on hit him Warlord he can't keep running forever.
Kave- Hey where's Smash gone?
Bret- Who cares he'll be counted out anyway.
Juice stumbles as he evades an attack from Warlord and stops to make sure he
doesn't lose his footing. Warlord quickly turns and goes for a big boot but
Juice thinks fast and ducks leaving the referee to take Warlord's boot to the
face.
Kave- Oh no, Warlord's just taken out the referee.
Bret- Then who's gonna make the count when Warlord pins someone?
Warlord boots Juice in the face then as he falls he boots him in the stomach
knocking him out of the ring. Juice lands on the mats and rolls into the
barriers. Warlord leans over the ropes and shouts for him to get back in but
Juice ignores him and rolls under the ring.
Bret- Where the hell does he think he's going?
Kave- Well there's no ref to count him out so I guess he's going to the safest
place he can find.
Bret- Yeah but under the ring? How can he move under there with all the
equipment?
Kave- Hey it looks like Warlord's had enough of waiting he's going after him.
Warlord jumps down to the mats and looks under the ring. He swings his arms
around under the ring, not willing to go under after the Juice. He gives up and
moves to the side of the ring nearest Kave and Bret. Again he kneels down and
looks under and this time he sees Juice and grabs him.
Bret- Nice catch!
Kave- Juice could be in trouble here.
Bret- Lets hope so.
Warlord reaches under the ring and pulls out a folded up table. He slides it
into the ring and then returns to Juice. He picks him up and also throws him
into the ring. As Warlord tries to climb under the ropes juice begins stomping
all over him but Warlord simply raises his arm and knocks Juice back.
Bret- He just has so much power in one arm!
Kave- I hear your right arm gets a regular workout...
Bret- Don't go there Kave.
Kave- Ha ha okay I don't want to lose my job.
Warlord gets up and picks Juice up he punches him hard in the gut then hoists
him up and hits a jackknife powerbomb. Juice lies on the mat stirring slightly
with his eyes barely open. Warlord smiles a little then looks over to the fallen
ref who's still down.
Kave- That was one of the greatest powerbombs I've ever seen, all Warlord needs
is a ref and he's got this match won.
Bret- See now you're thinking like me.
Kave- I am? I must need help then.
Bret- You always have Kave.
Warlord picks up the wooden table and begins setting it up in the centre of the
ring. Once it's standing Warlord picks up Juice and drops him onto the table,
laying him flat out across it.
Kave- I think Warlord plans on destroying Juice!
Bret- If he ever had anything else on his mind I'd be surprised!
Warlord climbs to the first turnbuckle and begins taunting the crowd. They react
with boos and jeers at the prospect of seeing Juice go through a table. He
climbs to the second turnbuckle and repeats his taunting again making the crowd
boo.
Bret- He knows how much these people are gonna hate this and he's really
enjoying the moment.
Kave- I'd say he's the only one who's enjoying it! I'm certainly not!
Warolord and steadies himself on the ropes preparing to launch. As he does Smash
slides out from under the ring.
Bret- Hey I forgot about him.
Kave- He must have been laying in wait under the ring.
Bret- laying in wait? You mean hiding?
Kave- Whatever, Warlord still hasn't seen him.
Bret- And the referee's coming around! This is all going so wrong!
Warlord launches himself as high as he can into the air and as he does he
notices Smash darting into the ring. Smash grabs Juice and ,as quickly as he
can, pulls him from the table, leaving it bare for Warlord to crash through.
Bret- OH NO!
Kave- WOW! Smash just saved his tag partner from complete destruction! And it
was just on time! A second later and it would be Juice lying in that pile of
broken wood.!
Bret- Again I have to say- OH NO!
Warlord lies unconscious as Smash rolls him off of the pile of wood. Juice
begins to help the ref to his feet and Smash makes the cover. The ref is still
dazed and refuses to stand. Juice shakes his head then charges off up the ramp
and backstage.
Kave- Where's he
going?
Bret- Toilet break?
Kave- I doubt it...
***Commercial Break***
HardKore Title Match
Poet Vs Big Blue Vs Makaveli the Don Vs Mystara(c)
Kave: It's hardcore time!!
Bret: Woooooohooo!
Kave; No Bret.not that type of hardcore.
Bret: Ah damn.more wrestlers hitting each other the heads with garbage cans.
Kave: It's for the 4wf Hardcore title, and there will be 4 men in the ring,
first one to get a 3 count gets the title.
Bret: Well. I'd love to have to talk with you for an hour about it, but I think
we better get on with the match.
Kave: Calm down! I think we have our first contender.and it's the newcomer!
The arena goes pitch black, but is lit by blue pyros going off in all
directions. Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue" hits the arena, and the crowd
begins to boo as the 6 foot 11 monster makes his way down to the ring. He has a
smile on his face, as he looks down on the fans, and makes the belt motion that
everyone does when they are going into a title match!
Kave: Look at him Bret! He's all blue!
Bret: You're fucking observant.
Kave: Mind your mouth Bret, this is prime time tv!
Bret: You're flipping observant.
Kave: That's better.
Big Blue steps into the ring by putting one huge leg over the ropes. He raises
one hand up to the fans resulting in a huge amount of heat around the arena.
Kave: This newcomer hasn't made too many friends in this fed; and certainly
doesn't have the fans on his side!
Bret: But ya got to love his music Kave..I'm Blue dabadedabada...yeah!
Kave: Hahahah, I can see why you didn't take up that pop star career.
Bret: My mother wouldn't allow it. 6 generations of 4wf commentators, and would
she let me break the trend and sing with Eiffel 65? NO!
Kave: Calm down, I was only joking!
Bret: You don't joke about stuff like that. I was the original lead singer of
that band.
Kave: Er..moving on swiftly.er.Poet!
Jaxx Vs Hellfire
Kave: What ever Bret, A night so
far to remember!
Bret: We say that every week Kave
Kave: That’s because the 4WF
keeps getting better and better!
Bret: Well admittedly Python being
$1,000,000 richer is quite big!
Kave: And Dustin Thiesen being
crowned Gauntlet Champion here on Deathrow!
“New Breed" by Fear Factory
plays as the arena goes dark for just over a second. With a huge bang Jaxx is
standing on the stage. He takes his jacket off and throws it to the ground as he
menacingly walks towards the ring.
Kave: Here we go Bret! Business is
about to pickup.
He reaches the bottom and steps up
to the canvas and over the ropes. Once in the ring he stands in the middle and
lets out a huge scream as red lights strobe constantly until he lowers his
hands, at which everything stops.
Jaxx now ready in the ring, is now
awaiting Hellfire’s entrance.
Bret: The GrimReaper’s on his
way … This match is gonna be awesome!
“I Am The Bulldog” hits up and
echoes around the arena as the lights around the arena fade. Leaving the crowd
and Jaxx in complete darkness, awaiting Hellfire.
Kave: Where is he?
As the lights come back on it
shows Hellfire behind Jaxx, the Xtreme Champion swings around as Hellfire swings
for his head with a forearm … the brother of EWM ducks and nails a punch to
the gut. The big man then grabs the arm of Hellfire, taking it through his legs
and lifting him up into the air …
Kave: Pump Handle Slam!
The champion looks down on
Hellfire with disgust as he leans down, pulling The Grimreaper up by his hair
and whipping him to the ropes. As he comes back off Hellfire tries to avoid any
contact with Jaxx … Moving to the side but setting himself up for a perfect
clothesline.
Bret: Ouch!
Kave: He almost took his head off.
Jaxx now destroying Hellfire with
kicks to the body as the former Supreme Champion lies on the canvas, moving each
time the big man connects with a kick. Finally Jaxx stops and looks around,
staring out into the crowd …
Kave: What’s he doing
The Xtreme Champion slowly walks
away from Hellfire, who is now propping himself up using the ropes. Leaning
against the bottom rope with his back he sits there watching Jaxx. As he watches
him, the New Breed member climbs over the top rope to the outside, hopping down
to the floor …
Bret: Is he getting weapons?!?!
Jaxx walks up to the TimeKeepers
table and pushes the timekeeper out of the way, grabbing his chair and folding
it up. He turns back around and throws the chair into the ring, it flies across
the ring … Connecting with Hellfire sitting up on the other side, cracking
against his knee.
Crowd: Oooo!
Kave: Ow!
Bret: Ouch!
Jaxx laughs quickly to himself as
he pulls up the ring apron. Lifting it up and peering underneath the ring, he
grabs hold of something, appearing with a table … he picks it up and leans it
against the apron … Hellfire now on his feet, runs against the ropes and comes
back off, seeming to try and do a baseball slide. Jaxx moves the table and
Hellfire comes sliding out … The Xtreme Champion connects with a right hand,
sending him down to the floor.
Kave: What a punch … Right on
the jaw!
Bret: That knocked him silly!
Jaxx slides the table under the
bottom rope and into the ring … Sliding in behind it, using the ropes then to
get to his feet he walks up to the table and sets it up in the centre of the
ring. Hellfire begins to stir outside and uses the announcers table to get to
his feet. Jaxx spots the Reaper and quickly walks to the ropes facing him … As
Hellfire uses the announcers table to balance himself Jaxx walks to the
turnbuckle … The crowd all rise to their feet, amazed at the sight they are
seeing as Jaxx climbs to the top rope, leaning down and holding onto the rope
… Hellfire spins around and Jaxx leaps, flying through the air, Hellfire moves
his position … Grabbing Jaxx’s arm and somehow flipping him over in mid air
… Causing the 7’2 giant to smash his knee against the edge of the announcers
table!
Kave: Oh my god! His knee must be
broken!
Bret: How did Hellfire do that?!?!
The GrimReaper seems pleased with
himself as he begins to stomp on Jaxx’s knee, the New Breed member clearly in
pain as he continues to stomp and stomp on his knee. Weakening the giant.
Kave: He’s destroying his knee!
Hellfire grabs Jaxx by the hair,
trying to pull him up but having great difficulty.
Kave: How’s he going to lift
Jaxx?
Hellfire continues to try,
eventually getting the giant to one knee and pulling him across to the apron, he
gets him leaning over and rolls him into the ring.
Bret: Here we go! Party Time!
Kave: Who are you rooting for?
Bret: I’m a commentator … If
you were a decent one, you’d know that we are impartial!
Kave gives Bret a surprised look
and a small laugh as Hellfire follows Jaxx into the ring. Getting up and walking
across the ring. Still lying on the ground he rolls over a bit and holds onto
his leg, Hellfire however grabs the chair across the otherside of the ring …
The referee comes across and begins to demand Hellfire to put down the chair.
Shouting at him Hellfire begins to get aggravated.
Bret: That referee is making a big
mistake.
Kave: It’s his job!
Bret: So!
Kave: That’s right, I forgot …
Your job is to commentate, but you don’t do that!
Hellfire pushes the ref down and
gives him a few kicks before looking back across the ring at Jaxx, now trying to
get up … The giant leans facing the ropes, trying to pull himself up.
Kave: Come on Hellfire, there’s
no need for this!
Bret: Jaxx brought all these
weapons into the ring!
Hellfire stands behind Jaxx, as
the champion pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, still facing away …
Hellfire pulls the chair back, swinging and smashing the steel against the back
of Jaxx’s knee!
Kave: Oh my God!
Bret: What a shot
Jaxx
falls back down to the mat, clutching his knee … Hellfire steps backwards …
Taunting Jaxx to get back up … The giant begins to slowly use the ropes.
Getting back to his feet and Hellfire swings again, connecting with his knee
again.
Kave:
Come on Hellfire, that’s enough!
Continuing
to taunt him, he demands Jaxx to get back up. He acknowledges and slowly gets
back to his feet. This time Hellfire signals for a head shot … As Jaxx gets to
his feet, the Reaper shouts at him to turn around, as he does Hellfire looks
into his mask and swings the chair … Jaxx moves to the left and the chair hits
the top rope, bouncing back off and cracking against Hellfire’s skull. The
former Supreme Champion stumbles backwards … dropping the chair.
Kave:
Yes! That serves him right.
Bret:
See Kave … Your not impartial!
As
Hellfire stumbles backwards he hits against the table in the centre of the ring.
Jaxx is leaning against the turnbuckle … He slowly gets up, limping towards
Hellfire, who’s now bleeding from the forehead. Jaxx walks up to Hellfire,
looking him up and down before lifting his arm into the air …
The
crowd around the arena go insane as he wraps his hand around Hellfire’s neck
and begins to choke the former Supreme Champion.
Kave:
Chokelsam! Chokeslam!
Jaxx
lifts the GrimReaper up … As he holds him over 7’ in the air, suddenly
explosions go off around the arena as a figure comes walking out of the
entranceway. The figure begins to walk down the ramp and reveals himself to be
Warlord as he walks through all the smoke.
Kave:
Warlord, what’s he doing here?
Bret: I
have no idea!
The
former member of Bad Blood walks to the ring and pulls himself up onto the
apron, as he does Jaxx drops Hellfire down to the ground , leaving him in a heap
on the floor. He walks towards Warlord who simply leans over and nails a punch
to the forehead of Jaxx, swinging again and connecting with his chin … The
punches don’t seem to stop Jaxx at all though. The Xtreme Champion goes to
grab Warlord, but Warlord grabs the head of Jaxx and drops down off of the
apron, guillotining his head across the top rope, sending him stumbling
backwards … As he turns around holding his throat, Hellfire now back on his
feet grabs him.
Kave:
Sambo Suplex !
Hellfire
nails the Sambo Suplex, planting him down through the table!
Bret:
Through the table!
Hellfire
crawls over Jaxx, hooking his leg as tightly as he can. Warlord begins shouting
up the ramp, suddenly appearing from backstage a referee comes running down the
ramp. The referee slides into the ring …
1…
2…
3…
Kave:
Hellfire has won!
Bret: Oh
it’s great!
Kave:
Only because of Warlord! Why did he come out?!?!
Warlord
walks around the ring. Going to the Timekeepers table and grabbing the Xtreme
Title. He picks it up and walks up the ring steps, climbing over the ropes he
walks up to Hellfire and pulls him up. As he pulls him up he slaps the belt
across his waist, signalling as though he is the new champion.
Kave: It
was non title!
Bret: So
what, He beat the Xtreme Champion!
Warlord
takes the belt and places it across the head of Jaxx …
Bret:
See they’ve given it back to him.
His face
now covered by the belt, as Hellfire leans against the ropes, Warlord grabs the
chair lying on the mat and begins to laugh sadistically. He lifts the chair
above his head and plants it down across the face of Jaxx, crushing the belt
over his head.
Kave:
No! Come on EWM, Carnage! Help!
Bret:
They wont help!
Warlord
does it a second time, and then a third before dropping the chair and returning
to Hellfire, he helps the Grimreaper out of the ring and up the ramp.
***Commercial Break***
Main Event
Belly Vs Carnage
Kave- What a night
it's been, we've seen titles retained...
Bret- And as always... tons of violence!!
Kave- But now it's main event time and what a main event it promises to be.
Bret- That's right, we've got Carnage making his first main event appearance
against a true 4WF legend- Belly.
Kave- Both men have been trying to psyche each other out all week and Belly
seems to be waging war against the whole of New Breed.
Bret- Yeah the guy has E.W.M. completely sussed out. He's letting Jaxx and
Carnage know exactly what E.W.M.'s like and I think they're starting to see
E.W.M. diferently.
Kave- I don't know Bret, E.W.M. and Jaxx are brothers, I just don't think
something like this will split them appart.
Bret- Well lets just concentrate on tonight, Carnage Vs Belly!
Kave- This'll be a tough one to call, I'd like to see Belly do well tonight but
also Carnage is showing great ability and I think this match could go either
way.
Bret- Well I'm one hundred percent behind Belly, if he can beat E.W.M. then he
can beat Carnage with out a doubt!
Kave- So what your saying is that if Carnage wins here tonight then he can think
of himself as better than E.W.M.?
Bret- You're the one who said it, not me.
Kave- I think it's almost match time anyway... hey who turned out the lights?
Bret- shhh
Everyone sits in silence as "No Leaf Clover" echos around the arena
and is greeted with an eerie silence from the crowd. The silence continues as a
thick fog emits from the ramp, obscuring the stage with it. Footsteps can then
be heard as a thick line of cloaked druids stream out from backstage and down
the ramp. They create a wall at each side as the hooded Belly comes onto the
fogged stage and slowly begins towards the ring.
Bret- Why do they have to do this... these druids scare me... Belly scares me...
Kave- Bret your shadow scares you!
Belly stands in front of the ring steps as the druids form a circle around him
and the ring. He climbs up the steps and steps over the top rope, standing alone
in the centre of the dull ring. He begins to raise his head and the hood slips
down revealing his face.
The druids begin to file up the ramp and go backstage.
Bret- I'd like to see Carnage beat that entrance!
As Bret finishes his sentence the arena once again meets darkness. The stage
lights up as a large circle of fire erupts from it and "For Whom The Bells
Toll" by Metallica plays. The line of fire begins to work it's way down
either side of the ramp. The fans all stand well back and nobody can see
anything on the ramp.
Belly stands in a far corner as this path of bright fire gets to the bottom of
the ramp. It quickly dies out leaving only darkness again, all but a small red
spotlight in the centre of the ring. The spotlight begins to fade then there's a
huge explosion as a pyro shoots out and explodes high above the ring.
Bret- Jesus what the hell was that!?
Kave- Just a pyro Bret don't worry.
Bret- It was a damn loud one.
The lights come on and in the centre of the stage stands Carnage, his eyes
focused on Belly through the thin layer of smoke.
Bret- This is gonna be a great match!
The bell rings and both wrestlers charge at each other locking up in a grapple.
Kave- Now these guys may be the same height but Belly by far has the weight
advantage here.
Bret- Kave, Belly has the weight advantage everywhere.
Carnage brings his knee up to strike Belly but it has no effect and Belly
responds by throwing him hard to the canvas. Carnage gets to his feet instantly
and lunges at Belly. As Belly throws his arms out to block, Carnage sidesteps
around him and hooks him up in a half nelson.
Belly reaches around with his free arm and grabs Carnage's hair. He pulls him
around in front of him and hits a dangerous DDT. Belly gets to his feet slowly
as Carnage rolls around holding his head. Belly begins climbing the turnbuckle
very slowly.
Kave- He can't be going for the Bellysault already can he?
Bret- Yeah like Belly climbs the turnbuckle for any other reason...
Carnage is back to his feet while Belly is still climbing the ropes. Carnage
charges at him but Belly dives of the ropes, spinning around into a diving
shoulder block taking Carnage out.
Bret- I guess he does know how to use the ropes then.
Kave- Yeah... I think he killed Carnage...
Bret- And that's a bad thing?
Carnage lies face down on the canvas and Belly stands over him. Belly rolls him
over with his foot and makes the cover. One.... two...
Kave- Shoulder up by Carnage!
Bret- I'm amazed he could move at all with Belly on top of him.
Belly stops Carnage from rolling away and pulls him back down to make another
cover.
Bret- Belly wants to end this now!
The ref gets back down again for the count. One...
Bret- Another shoulder up, this match still has too much in it Belly can't win
yet.
Kave- Yeah Carnage is definitely still in the game.
Carnage this time rolls quickly out of the ring. Belly stands back up and
watches him closely. Carnage circles the ring as the ref begins counting him
out. He reaches a seven count before Carnage decides to slide back into the
ring.
Kave- He took his time there.
Bret- yeah well Belly did take a lot out of him so he really had a lot to
recover from.
Kave- True.
Carnage ducks a punch from Belly and hits a super kick to Belly's face. Belly
stumbles backwards into the ropes and Carnage hits another super kick. Belly
manages to block a third and catches Carnage's foot. As Belly laughs Carnage
jumps and swings out his other foot, booting Belly in the face.
Kave- Great move there by Carnage!
Carnage falls to the mat but gets back up instantly and headbutts Belly. Belly
is beginning to feel the effects of so many hits to his head and staggers from
the ropes. As he does Carnage gets round behind him and hits a bulldog.
Bret- Ow, a taste of the canvas for Belly.
Kave- A taste that all wrestlers would rather not have their face rammed into.
Carnage gets to his feet and begins stomping on Belly's head violently.
Belly puts his hands over his head to protect himself but Carnage moves and
begins stomping on his stomach. Belly swings his arm out and catches Carnage's
leg. He pulls Carnage of his feet and stands up with an extremely angry look on
his face. He allows Carnage to get back to his feet and the two begin staring
each other down.
Bret- What are they doing? Will somebody hit somebody!
Kave- Okay...
Bret- Ow! Hey why'd you hit me... on second thoughts don't answer that I already
know how your simple mind works.