Jupe Dufster Vs Craig The Jackhammer, Standard Match:
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time-
[The Ring Announcer is cut off because Prez Dusty walks out to the ring with a mic in hand. Okay, Jupe Dufster and Craig The Jackhammer couldn't be here tonight... because they are fired. [crowd cheers] Yeah I never liked em much anyway. Good now we can get all the stupid F*cking b*tches out of here, and we can get some real Hardcore WOW Sh*t going. W-O F*cking W! [crowd cheers]. Prez Dusty gets out of the ring and drops the mic behind him.]
Hardcore Jose Vs Slamer, 1 fall:
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring... Hardcore Jose!
[Hardcore Jose walks to the ring.]
Ring Announcer: And his oppoint... Slamer!
[Slamer walks to the ring.]
Tim V: Well, we have already started off with Prez Dusty firing 2 of WOW's stars...
Mikey C: I love it!
[Slamer gets in the ring and immidiatly starts getting stomped by Hardcore Jose. Hardcore Jose lands a few shots to the ribs. Hardcore Jose whips Slamer off the ropes and catches him with a back elbow. Jose lifts Slamer up into a scoop slam. Hardcore Jose climbs to the tope rope, but Slamer falls into the ropes and Hardcore Jose loses his blanace and falls to the mat. Slamer drops an elbow. Slamer whips Hardcore Jose off the ropes but misses with a clothesline and Hardcore Jose takes him down to the mat. Hardcore Jose puts him in the surfboard and Slamer begins to tap out immediatly.]
Mikey C: What a P*ssy! Look at that little b*tch squeeling for help! << laughs >>.
Tim V: You can't say P*ssy or B*tch on TV!
Mikey C: I just did it didn't I?
Crash Holly Vs Alexander The Great, Table Match:
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring first, Crash Holly!
[Crash Holly comes to the ring with scale in hand.]
Ring Announcer: And his oppoinit... Alexander The Great!
[Alexander The Great walks to the ring.]
[Alexander The Great gets in the ring and immidiatly starts punching away at Crash Holly. Alexander picks him up and drops him down hard. Alexander The Great lifts him back up and throws him into the corner and starts to choke him with his boot. The ref warns Alexander and he releases the hold. He whips Crash Holly to the other corner and Crash falls down hard to the mat from the impact. Alexander picks up Crash into a verticle suplex. ..1..2..Crash Holly escapes.]
Mikey C: Alexander The Great almost had him!
Tim V: Are you kidding? Go Crash!
[Alexander grabs Crash and puts him in an arm bar. Crash Holly is screaming in pain but makes it to the ropes. Alexander The Great starts to stomp Crash, and Crash rolls outside the ring. Alexander The Great follows and gives chase... Crash turns around and almost takes his head off with a clothesline. Crash Holly reaches under the ring and pulls out a ladder and throws it into Alexander. Crash Holly reaches under the ring yet again and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring.]
Tim V: Uh Oh, Crash Holly is getting out a table.
[Crash Holly sets up the table, but Alexander is waiting and knocks him down. Alexander picks up Crash Holly in a powerbomb and sends him crashing through the table.]
Mikey C: Alexander The Great wins the match!
Tim V: Powerbomb through the table... that hurts.
Soul Reaver Vs Jeff The Crippler, Standard Match:
Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this Time, with Flame... Soul Reaver!
[*The arena lights go out...a heavier, remixed version of 'Come As You Are' by Nirvana screams out of the PA system. The TitanTron flickers, then begins to play some animation sequence. Soul Reaver appears at the top of the entrance way, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
Ring Announcer: And his oppoinint... Jeff The Crippler!
[Jeff The Crippler walks to the ring.]
[Jeff the Crippler walks in the ring and Soul Reaver hits his Halfway to Hell driver...1...2...3]
Mikey C: Uh, Uh, we have to go
[The transmittion is cut]
***Sorry for the mix up. Some matches were cancelled, and other were very* short. I have no help keeping track of the cards, so I am going to start a new method of writing down Event Cards.***
