Please note that these are the news and views of Prez Dusty, and nobody else. These opinions do not reflect the WOW site, the WOW staff, the WOW workers, or anybody else involved.
Sunday, June 4th
Views from a person who knows... WOW is moving along nicely. Recently wrestlers haven't been roleplaying, but that was The Staff's fault. Lots of World Online Wrestlers arn't roleplaying at all, however. 2 were fired on Saturday, and we just removed them from the Roster today. Who was fired? 2 bitches that don't matter. Well to tell the truth, it was Craig The Jackhammer and Jupe Dufster. The World Online Wrestling staff wishes all these fine wrestlers good luck in their careers. But this writer doesn't give a shit about them, they sucked anyway. The angles are moving along slowly. If you have any ideas, you should email somebody on the staff. We are always open to new suggestions. The Main Event for WrestleFest has been set, a X-Dumpster match. Soul Reaver Vs The Undertaker Vs Commish Sib. It looks like a great match, with maybe some turns in the finish. He Is Coming? More like What The Fuck? World Online Wrestling offices has been talking with a new prospect. His name? Hardcore Hick. Hardcore Hick was a helluva competitor in Steel Chair Wrestling, and other attempts at World Online Wrestling. If you ask me, Hardcore Hick is NOT the "He is Coming" thing. But you never know, I'm just a writer! Vice Prez Storm has had a run-in with cancer again. We wish him well. Some people have no common sence. Today the World Online Wrestling offices recieved over 21 applications, while only 2 of them were exceptable. How terrible is that? Some lamerz wanted to be a 7'2" 450 pounder, and when asked what division they were in... Dare Devil High Flyers. It is these kind of fuckz that pollute the world. Nothing more from the potty mouth, down since SCW writer... till next time...
