Tuesday Riot November 16th
Tuesday Night RiotNovember 16th, 1999
Target Center (BJWC's Home), Minneapolis, MN
BJWC Productions
(BJWC Logo appears and the theme blares loud. Clips from BJWC History begin to play. Dan trading blows with Outlander. Merlin Reynolds using the G-Crush on some jobber. Billy Jay and Brian Hart face to face inside a steel cage. Exodus and Masta Killa locked up in a parking lot. Ponce disposing of some unlucky fellow with his Tiger Driver 89'. Cooper latching on the Wednesday Night Special. Tyler Lee and Dante Calavaria going thru a few tables. Chris McClane and TA Tyrone Alguard battling on the top of a ladder. The music fades as the BJWC reappears forming now into the sound of cheers and we enter the BJWC Arena.)
("Call like a Bomb" blares up and one time cheers, are now heavy boos, as the Prez himself steps out to a not so friendly welcome. He struts to the ring with a nice jacket with the phrase, "I AM!" on it in as big as letter as you can fit. He rolls into the ring not making eye contact with any fan member.)
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and ADDICTS!!!! (cheers come out for that phrase and that phrase alone) And welcome to the First EVER BJWC TUESDAY NIGHT RIOT!!!!!! (cheers again, but quickly back to boos.) And do we have a show for you tonight???? (more cheers) Yeah that's right, he is here and in action, Chris McClane!!! (BOOS from everybody)
We have the Tag Belts on the line! We have the Hardcore Title on the line. McClane's PPV Title shot is on the line tonight. World Champ TA is guest refereeing that match!!! (Fans go wild.) I will explain my actions on Turbulence later tonight, and Cooper has a special interview. We have a #1 Contenders Hardcore Four Corners match, plus, two up and coming bright stars of the BJWC are set in action for their big ring debuts.
I have to end on a sad note. The two time BJWC World Champion and currently half of the BJWC's Tag Champions, KAHN, has retired from the federation. He feels his time has past, and I give him all the best luck in the world, he has proven to be a top star and I hope the rest of his BJWCless life is as meaningful and productive as his AWESOME TWO World Title reigns in the BJWC!
Let's hear it for KAHN!!!!
(Fans give a great farewell cheer as everyone rises to thier feet and out of the locker room comes the BJWC Wrestlers showing their support and KAHN's face appears on the Billy Jay A Tron and "Call to Ktulu" plays one last time. Camera shows Jeph and James Edgebrook saluting to his picture on the big screen. The song ends and Billy Jay begins to exit but before his foot touches ringside. "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco blares over the loudspeaker and the fans jump to their feet.)
(Cooper steps out on the ramp as the ring floods with styrofoam rocks around Billy Jay's feet. Fans chant his name. Billy Jay shocked starts yelling at him and finaly addreses him with his mic.)
Billy Jay: Ahem! Mister Cooper sir, what in god's name do you think you are doing out here at this time? Aren't you supposed to be jobbing to some 72 bit wrestler on your Nintendo 64 right about now?
(They stare back and fourth finally Billy Jay shrugs his shoulders at Cooper and Cooper finally reacts. He calmly pulls out a pair of thick black-framed glasses taped around the middle and pulls out a few sheets of paper. Billy Jay stares confused at Cooper. Cooper begins reading.)
Gary Cooper: "Article 7. If Gary Cooper remains a wrestler in Billy Jay's Wrestling CO. for the period of one year without being fined or suspended, then he, Gary Cooper, shall become a member of the BJWC Council and take part in its proceedings. This right shall not be denied under any circumstances...(Cooper stops reading) Remember when I asked for that little clause to be put into my contract Mr. Jay? And you agreed since you didn't think I could last that long? Well all the hoop-lah about me joining in October of 1998 brought this to my attention. I guess those reporters are good for something.
(Billy Jay extremely upset pulls an official up and starts yelling at him as if it was his fault. Billy Jay paces in the ring as Cooper continues.)
Anyways, I was reading through the new Rules and Regualations book for the BJWC Council that I got from your secretary today, and I remember seeing something about having a say in scheduling matches. So, I was thinking to myself, why not just jump right in? So tonight, I am making three matches. The first match will be a non-title singles match, probably since neither competitor has a title. This match will be between me, Gary Cooper, and Paco Delgado! (Crowd cheers) The second match I am prescribing will be...well, what do you know, me, Gary Cooper, and I will be facing Bobby Magic! (Crowd cheers louder) And the final match I am assigning will be for the BJWC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOORLD! (Billy Jay's eyes get wide) Just kidding, its not really. The actual match will be me, again, versus your lackey BRUCE DRAY! You want me to get 18 wins? Well, there's three easy ones right there. You better get Sir Sack washed and scrubbed for Rage Wars, because you're number 18!"
("Puttin' On The Ritz" starts playing again and Cooper leaves as the fans go nuts! Billy Jay rubbing his eyes as if not to beleive what has just happened Billy Jay kicks some foam rocks to ringside as he tries to think of something to counter.)
Billy Jay: AHH! Alright alright! Fine you are now the lamest more undeserving member of the BJWC Council. (Crowd boos.) But don't think I'm just gonna let you fight these three matches. I'm gonna add a few special stips. For the Paco Match it is the first person to exicute a MOONSAULT from the TOP ROPES!!!! In the Bobby Magic match it will be the first person to bleed, and Coop if you bleed in the first match then you automatically lose to Bobby Magic. And third in the Bruce Dray match, since it will be after your first two it will be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! (Fans cheer the idea of the match yet boo Billy Jay making it harder for poor ol' Gary Cooper.) Ohh and one last thing, YOU LOSE ANY MATCH and you are off of the BJWC Council for ever!
(Fans boo like mad as Billy Jay exits to "Calm like a Bomb")
James Edgebrook: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!! Gary Cooper the newest member of the BJWC Council!??!?!?! And he using his new job to give himself three matches with the three biggest BJWC Jobbers in history! WOW! Cooper seems REALLY focused on his 18 wins and getting back Sir Sack. Billy Jay trying to make all of his matches against his favor. Cooper needs all three matches or his Spot on the BJWC Council will be already over.
We have a tag team battle coming up next with Border Magic and The Big Head Machine! Should be a great battle.
TAG TEAM BATTLE
Border Magic
Vs
Big Head Machine
Border Magic gets some healthy boos probably because they are lined up to fight Cooper later tonight. Big Head Machine gets some favorable cheers probably because they are fighting Border Magic. The match begins quick as the small Paco tries to systematically pick apart the slower Big Machine. But after a few minutes of that Paco leared just how much bigger Big Machine is with a chokeslam but he held on to the Mexican Sensastion brought him back up for another choke slam without letting go. Magic with a save on the cover but was quickly attacked by Head and hey took their battle to ringside. Paco faught away from a powerbomb rolled under Big Machines legs and dove to make a tag but nobody home. Big Machine then sat Paco on the top rope for a superplex, but Bobby Magic hopped on the apron and elbowed Big Machine, Paco took advantage with a TORNADO DDT! Fans went nuts. Head grabbed Magic from the apron and powerbombed him THRU A TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Fans go wild as Head breaks a pin at two. Major double team by Big Head Machine. Paco is tossed around like tossed salad. Head is tagged in RICCOCHETTE!!!! Bobby Magic quietly to the top rope, cover, Magic leaps Big Machine was watching him to whole time and Magic jumps right into the SKY HIGH type MOVE FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!! Fans go wild as the ref counts the easy three.
WINNERs: Big Head Machine
James Edgebrook: WOW! What an awesome dislay from Big Head Machine. They finally break out of their losing slumps. They actually held their own against KAHN and Blade and Crush and Destroy, this team seems to be on the up and up.
Well, Paco has not left the ring and Puttin on the Ritz is playing. It looks like Cooper is gonna make these three matches as easy as he can for himself.
ROAD to 18: COOPER SAYZ MATCH
Winner is First Man to hit a Moonsault from the TOP ROPE
Paco Delgado
Vs
Gary Cooper
and....
ROAD to 18: COOPER SAYZ MATCH
First Blood Match
Bobby Magic
Vs
Gary Cooper
Bobby Magic is also still in the ring and it looks like Magic and Paco are trying to make this a handi capped match. Magic grabs a chair trying to cost Cooper to bleed and lose his first blood match. Fans are going wild as Cooper dodges a few chair blows and hits a double clothesline. Cooper takes advantage of both men's tiredness and hits a sidewalk slam to Magic checks his back for blood. None. Paco rolls Cooper up from behind and then starts beating his face with a series of punches. Then a double team powerbomb. Paco climbs the top rope as Magic holds Cooper's feet. Paco MOONSAULT!!!! NO!!!!! COOPER sits up just in time. Cooper gets upset and spills Magic over the top rope. Delgado with a flying crossbody but caught by Cooper dropped, Cooper then hits Magic from the apron to the floor. Paco then gets up and is met by a chair to the face. Cooper climbs the top rope. Cooper looks afraid. He jumps backwards but ackwardly falls on his back. Fans laugh at his attempted moonsault. Paco quickly hops to the top rope but Cooper pulls his foot off the top rope. Cooper climbs to the top rope and SUPER DUPOR SLAM choke slam from the top rope. Leg drop follows. Fans go nuts! Paco is out cold. Cooper back on the top rope. Blade on the apron he lunges at Cooper, Cooper tries to get away from the attack and EXECUTES A MOONSAULT!!!! Fans go wild and the ref rings the bell for Cooper's first win of the night.
WINNER: Gary Cooper
Magic dives in with another chair ducked by Cooper, kick to the gut, Magic drops the chair! COOPER off the ROPES jumps OFF THE SECOND ROPE, DDT!!!! DDT!!!! ON THE CHAIR!!!! SQUARED CIRCLE SHUDDER!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!! Cooper rolls Magic over and a small gash on his forehead trickles a few drops of blood and the ref rings the bell and holds Cooper's hand up once again.
WINNER: Gary Cooper
James Edgebrook: Cooper does it again. Taking advantage of their tag match Cooper pulls off two huge wins with two of his multipule finishers. His new offensive strategy is working off. Cooper calls it "POO", it seems to be working so far.
Next we have one of our two In Ring Debut's tonight. Slick rick and Master to butt heads.
Slick Rick (ring debut)
Vs
Master
Master comes out. he gets some cheers, because of his appearecne with TA Tyrone Alguard. Slick Rick the movie star has a shirt promoting his new movie. Fans give him a nice ovation for a newcomer. The battle starts at a nice pace. Rick quickly forced to check his wounds after a suplex and a clothesline followed by a nasty piledriver. The match went on even back and fourth as Master had Rick's number. Slick Rick's first appearence didn't seem very effective against Master. Slick Rick quickly came back from what seemed like the end and showed his true colors and true talent and hit some big moves like a meltdown type manuever and a killer snap suplex. Master and Rick traded big blows. But when Slick Rick hit an amazing DDT, aka Slick Driver fans cheered and Master was put out, and Slick Rick picked up his first victory.
WINNER: Slick Rick
James Edgebrook: Great debut match, yet Master put on one hell of a fight against this newcomer. Rick really has some endurence coming back after such a big defecit. Quality tally for Slick Rick. This is a great start for this newbie.
Next we have Mr. Showtime Chris Verve and Shocker a double debut match.
DOUBLE DEBUT MATCH
"Mr. Showtime" Chris Verve (ring debut)
Vs
Shocker (ring debut)
This match was a classic newcomer trying to prove to the world type of deal. Both men gave it their all. Both trying to become 1-0 and not 0-1. Shocker was all over the place with some nifty reversals. And Mr. Showtime proved he is Mr. Showtime with some unbeleivable stunts. Both men tired as hell after five minutes of non stop action. Both men had an advantage at times. But after some near falls by both men, Chris had the advantage and flew off the ropes with an elbow. But it was ducked! SHOCKWAVE!!!! No! Verve rolled away from Shocker's finsiehr and got behind him. Inverted DDT was hit and then a few knee drops and a cover. 1.......2.....KICKOUT!!!! fans were shocked. Shocker battled back tossed him off the ropes ducked clothesline kick to the gut!!! TRUTH or CONSEQUENCE!!!! Modified Pedigree!!!!! He stuck his right leg over his head then grabbed his arms with the most devistating Modified Pedigree I have ever seen!!! Fans are going nuts! Cover! 1.......2........3!!! Chris Verve pulls it off! Crowd gives them both a standing ovation for effort.
WINNER: Chris Verve
James Edgebrook: Looks like this young talent in the BJWC have a bright future here. After one match the fans gave an ovation for both men. I look foward to more of these to men in the future.
Next we have the huge four corners match, winner will most likely meet Tyler Lee Friday for a shot at the Hardcore Title! This shall be a great battle. And Tyler Lee is still unbooked for RAGE WARS! So the winner of this four way match may be for a spot at RAGE WARS! Either way this shall be one hell of a entertaining match. First with a pin wins.
HARDCORE #1 Contenders Match
FOUR CORNERS of DESASTER MATCH
Darren Hart
Vs
Dante
Vs
Ponce
Vs
Tommy "Two Time" Gunn
Darren Hart came out first and the fans gave him a mixture of boos and cheers. Darren has been studying Exodus for his match Friday with him. Next out is the Hardcore Pizan Dante. McClane's personal bodyguard. Fans give him a cheer. When he arrives alone the fans love him, but when he arrives with McClane fans can't help but boo like mad. The next out is former three time BJWC Champion POnster the Monster. Fans go wild after his first step out. He already has a date for Rage Wars against Darren Hart so those two may get at each other here tonight. Ponce and Darren Hart start yelling and then a brawl breaks out. Ref is forced to ring the bell before Gunn can make his way out. Ponce and Hart battle to ringside and battle right up the ramp. Dante sits in the ring just doing the smart thing and waiting to be attacked. Finally Gunn's music hits and Gunn comes srinting down the ramp giving a double clothesline to Ponce and Hart. Gunn grabs a chair and dives into the ring. Drop kick by Dante right into the chair and they begin to brawl using the chair. Fans go wild as the action is going on all over. Ponce the newest addition to the Hardcore Division taking Darren's own Turbulence Title to his face. And smashng drinks ino his face. In the ring Dante hits a leg drop onto a chair over the face of Gunn. Dante with a pin. 1.......2...KICKOUT! Dante almost took the match in under 5 minutes. Gunn trying fight back but eats steel. Dante pulls him to his feet. THE HIT!!! No!!! Reversed and Gunn tossed Dante on his back. Both men down. Gunn with a swinging neck breaker and a cover. The ref makes the count. 1........KICKOUT. Ponce and Darren battling on the edge of the top of the ramp. Ponce with a TIGER DRIVER 89'!!!!! Fans go wild!! The ref sees Ponce cover Darren and exits the ring and sprints up the ramp! 1.........2......KICKOUT!!!!! Darren with a big kickout and he pulls off a grating from the rampway and charges Ponce hitting him in the face. In the ring! Dante with THE HIT!!!! He nails it to perfection. The ref runs into the ring! Dives in. Fans going nuts! 1.........2........3!!!NO!!!! KICKOUT!!!!! WOW!!!! Tommy Gunn got his shoulder up. Back on the ramp, Darren slicing up Ponce across the back. HEART ATTACK!!!!! Fans go nuts! As the ref now sprints back up the ramp and counts for Darren Hart. 1........2......KICKOUT!!!! Fans go wild again! In the ring Dante ducks a chair shot! THE HIT!!!! Another HIT!!!! Another HIT!!!!! Cover!!! The ref sighs and races back towards the ring, but this time Darren sprints in as well! 1..........2....SAVE BY DARREN!!!! Darren grabs Dante!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!! Cover!!! 1...........2........PONCE WITH THE SAVE!!!!!! Gunn clobbers Ponce with a chair!!! Darren with his Turbulence belt to Dante!!! Dante with a low blow!!!! Darren walks right into Gunn's chair!!!! Dante ducks the chair shot!!!! Neckbreaker!!!! Dante covers Gunn!!!! Ponce stomps him at 1!!! Dante up, they lock up!!! Darren with his belt again, to the back of Ponce's head, Ponce ducks, he clobbers Dante accross the face spliting him open. Darren rolls Gunn and Dante out. Then waits for Ponce to turn, TITLE SHOT, blocked!!!! Backbreaker by Ponce!!!! IDIOSYNCRATIC SLAM!!!! Cover!!!! 1........2......DANTE with the save pulling the ref out. Gunn rolls back in, flying cross body to Ponce cover! 1.........2.KICKOUT!!!!! Dante locks up with Ponce they trade blows. Ponce with an elbow. Darren clobbered Ponce with the belt again. Ponce falls into the corner. Dante climbs up into Ponce for a superplex, NO!!!! Ponce with a body slam OFF THE TOP TO RINGSIDE!!!!! DANTE SLAMS THRU A TABLE!!!!! FANS GO NUTS!!!!! HEART ATTACK IN THE RING TO GUNN!!!!! Darren covers!!!! Ponce taps Darren!!! Darren rolls to his feet!!! Ponce TIGER DRIVER 89!!!!! He then tosses him face first over the top ropes!!!! Fans go nuts!!!! Ponce colapses over Gunn!!!! 1.........2..........3!!!! It's over!!!! What a battle!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!! Dante rolls back in and attacks Ponce! Darren does the same!! It's an all out brawl now! What is this???? The Mystery Masked Man is coming down the ramp! Who the hell is that and why is he here? His beef is with Dan Dehart!!!! He is helping Dante clear the ring!!!! Each man is tossed out by Masked Man and Dante. The masked man grabs a mic and speaks:
Masked Man: (with a familiar voice) "Dehart...I'm in the open. You cry about how I hit you from behind, you talk about how I won't stand up to you without a cheap shot, huh? Come on out Dan!"
(Dante and MMM await Dan, but he doesn't come out)
"I know your back there watching, but you do not show face? Why is that Dan? I know why, your scared Dan, you don't want to be embaressed, again."
"Well, I'll tell ya what. I think I'll make Rage Wars a little bit more interesting. On November 28th at Rage Wars, there will be a triple threat match, not only will it be you and I in the ring, but there is one person to be added, that person hates you just as much as I do, that person is Dante Calavria. Don't be scared Dan, take your defeat like a man. As you said before, the fun and games are getting old...playtime is over. I make the rules, and you abide by them because the UNION knows that sooner or later, you'll PAY YOUR DUES."
(Dante and Mystery Man shake hands. Each man slowly exits nursing their injuries. )
WINNER: Ponce #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title
James Edgebrook: OHH MY GOD!!!! The greatest four corners match in BJWC for a long long long time!!!! That was simply amazing. Heart Attacks, Hits, Tables Broken, Tiger Drivers, Idiosyncratic slams. That had to be the most entertaining match of the night. At least so far. And now a Triple Threat at Rage Wars with Dante now added to stack the odds again Dan Dehart. Wow! I'm suprised Dan didn't run down to the ring since they called him out. Maybe Dan knows something we do not know. Or maybe he is simply scared of that Masked Man.
We now move on to a match that surely will not be able to live up to last match but should be a great battle. For the TV #1 Contender spot. Winner goes to Rage Wars to fight G-Crusher!
Television #1 Contenders Spot
Lanier Riley
Vs
Masta Killa
Lanier Riley currently holds the #1 TV Spot this is a true test to see if he can contain this spot. He stesp out first to some amazing cheers. Since this guy has joined the UNION the fans love him. MK comes out and the fans give some good cheers and MK has grown on these BJWC Fans! Lanier with a suicide dive as MK approaches the ring. Lanier quickly takes advantage. It seems Lanier has something to prove tonight. Lanier explains to the ref this match will be hardcore and the ref tries to ask Masta Killa and Lanier shakes MK's head up and down and the ref accepts. Then MK with elbows and whips him into the railing. MK then jumps over the railing holding Rileys face slamming it into the guard rail. A fan provides a "UNION can SUCK IT" sign to MK and he rams it into Lanier's face. Fans go wild! MK then tries to give a suplex to Lanier but it is reversed. Lanier hits a suplex on the concrete and the fans go wild! Lanier then hops over the railing and grabs a bunch of tables from under the ring! The fans go wild! He slides one into the ring! Two into the ring! Three into the ring! Four into the ring! Five tables into the ring and the fans are going nuts! Lanier rolls in a sets one up and reaches for another one but is suprised by a spear from MK! MK then sets Riley on the top rope for a superplex. But Lanier shoves him off, and grabs him for a Tornado DDT! NO!!! MK holds him up!!!! FALLING POWERBOMB THRU THE TABLE!!!! Fans go nuts!!! Cover!!! 1..........2......KICKOUT!!!! MK puls Lanier into the corner! Going for his second rope Death Valley Driver!!! Lanier fights away and hits a face buster! He then sets up another table and reaches for another one but is low blowed, and then smacked in the face with a peice of broken table. MK sets up the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER from the second rope THRU THE TABLE!!!! BUT!!!! Lanier flips himself over the top ropes to the apron!!! Fans amazed!!! MK upset tries to grab Riley but Riley with a headbutt and slides under the ropes! BACKBREAKER!!! Lanier quickly sets the rest of the of the four tables on top of the already open table!!!! Four tables stacked to one thick ass table!!!! Lanier smashes MK's face into the turnbuckle nine times and rolls him on the four tables! Fans go nuts! Lanier climbs the top ropes!!! MK rolls off the tables and attacks Lanier!!! SUPERPLEX!!!!!NO!!!!! Reversed!!!! Lanier tosses MK off the top onto the ropes! Lanier then hits a piledriver and lays him back on the tables hops to the top ropes!!!! STRICTLY BIZ DROP!!!!!! Fans go wild!!!! Smashes thru 4 tables!!!! Cover! 1........2........3!!!! Unbeleivable!!!! Crowd going nuts!!! Lanier walks off with respect from everybody, as MK follows in pain up the ramp and slightly limping and upset with himself.
WINNER: Lanier Riley #1 Contender for the TV Title
James Edgebrook: Great battle and it seems Riley is in the match against stable mate G-Crusher for the Razor Cage Match at Rage Wars for right now!
Jeph Phillips is in the ring and Billy Jay is coming out for his interview explaining his action with Tyler Lee on Friday, we go to Jeph!
Billy Jay's Interview
(Billy Jay enters the ring with Melanie Stensen, BJ holds the ropes for her, she doesn't look impressed. Billy Jay then waits for the boos to end and Jeph begins.)
Jeph Phillips: Prez Billy Jay......what in gods name where you thinking by deliberatley SCREWING Tyler Lee out of the World Title on Friday????
Billy Jay: (gives an evil look at Jeph, as if to say, what kinda gay ass question is that.) Alright, first off, somebody said I was protecting my investment? Hell no! I was merely stopping Tyler Lee from a shot he should have never had. First off VP Andrews schedules a match behind my back. Now TA was not ready for this match and either was I, it was unfair! So I did what I felt was right. Now I admit it was a little rude, but when I feel Tyler Lee disserves a shot he will get one!!!
Jeph Phillips: Well, why didn't you just punish VP Andrews? Why did you screw Tyler and not Andrews. It wasn't Tyler Lee's fault he was put in that match!
Billy Jay: Alright good question! Good ass question!!! That is why I pay you. And here's my freaking answer.........
(Billy Jay nods to Melanie and she gives a low blow to Jeph and Billy Jay rolls him under the bottom ropes.)
Billy Jay: You know what? Screw him! I don't freaking feel like answer his pansy questions. I simply did what I had to do! Tyler Lee you just sit in your UNION part of the locker room and guard your Hardcore Title cuz that's your job and I'm your boss. You can claim to retailiate anyway you want but you will be punished further. That is all!
(Billy Jay walks off to some huge boos! Billy Jay walks over Jeph Phillips and makes a comment towards him.)
James Edgebrook: Ouch! Don't think I'll be doing any interviews with Billy Jay ever again. Looks like the President isn't in any mood to talk things out. His new mood has really given Cooper and Tyler Lee a shaft on things, but speaking of Gary Cooper here he comes.
ROAD to 18: COOPER SAYZ
Last Man Standing Match
Bruce Dray
Vs
Gary Cooper
GCooper gets a huge reaction. Dray runs down to the ring full speed and dives in, hops up right into a clothesline and Cooper goes to work. Dray has added about 25 pounds and a nice set of love handles. He hits a headbutt and tries to jump off the second ropes but topples face first into the turnbuckle and Cooper pulls him to his feet. Wednesday Night Special. Cooper then taunts Dray bye miming a fat belly around himself. Then pulls him up and hits another Wednesday Night Special!!! Fans go nuts!!! As Cooper sits on the top ropes for his easiest match of the night!
WINNER: Gary Cooper
James Edgebrook: Cooper just picked up the easiest 3 wins in his entire life. Looks like he wants sir Sack back alot more than everyone thought! Cooper is sure using his BJWC Council job like a pro.
We only have three matches left and they are for the World, Tag, and Hardcore Titles! First we have the Hardcore, let's go to the ring for the first of tonights three title matches.
HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
Tyler Lee (Hardcore Champ)
Vs
Taurus
Taurus comes out first. He is still a newbie here but has quickly gone up the ranks. This is his first shot at the Hardcore Title in a one and one match and his first real chance in the fed. Taurus steps out first. He gets a huge cheer. Half because he is talented and half because he is pushing a shopping cart full of weapons, steel baseball bat, barbed wire, lighter fluid, 4 X 4's, and much much more. Tyler Lee has been Hardcore Champ more than once but he is surely making this reign long. His record is amazing and he just seems unbeatable exspecially with hardcore rules. He walks out to a huge ovation he removes the belt from his waist and holds it over his head and rolls into the ring. Taurus begins with the barbed wire and tries to scrap the living hell outta the Hardcore champ. Tyler Lee grabs the wire trying to keep it away from his face. Tyler's hands are already bleeding. Blood running down his arms. Taurus finally releases and kicks him in the guy and then shoves the cart into his gut. Then into the knee. Tyler Lee stands another cart to the knee. He repeats. Tyler has to retreat to ringside nursing his injured knee. Taurus has sure came with a plan and he is executing like a pro. Tyler sends in a few tables. Taurus stands them up. And starts them on fire fans go wild! Tyler Lee looks sightly afraid. Taurus hops ringside. Tyler rolls back in and Taurus starts a flaiming table at ringside! Fans are going wild! Three flaiming tables. Two in the ring! One at ringside. Taurus rolls in with a chair. Lee tosses the shopping cart at his head, Taurus ducks it spills into the crowd. Some fans toss the brass knuckles and bats back towards the ring. Taurus sets the chair in the center of the ring between the two tables! Tyler with a SUPERKICK! Missed! Taurus with a powerslam. Tyler slow to his feet. Taurus off the ropes OFF THE CHAIR FLYING CROSS BODY INTO THE FLAIMING TABLE!!!!!! Cover!! On the flaiming table! 1.......2.....KICK OUT!!!!! Tyler Lee is getting his ass kicked!! Taurus lines up for the spear! Tyler stands nursing his knee. Taurus charges Tyler dodges! SUPERKICK!!!! ICON DDT!!!! THRU THE FLAIMING TABLE!!!!! FANS ARE GOING WILD!!!! But Tyler rolls away from the flames. Some firemne at ringside spray him from ringside. He then turns back around and covers Taurus. 1........2........3NO!!! Kickout!!!! WHAT?!??!?! Taurus kicked out!!! One flaiming table left!!! They trade punches!!! Tyler Lee ducks a clothesline and flips up a baseball bat with his foot! Baseball bat to the neck!!! Fans "ooo" as it slaps against his adam's apple! Taurus rolls to ringside. Tyler Lee with a FLYING CROSSBODY THRU THE FLAIMING TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!!! Fans go nuts!!!! The ref tells him counts only in the ring. Tyler tosses him back in the ring! He has a flaiming peice of table, crushes it over his head. Tyler's back is extremely scolded, the shirt he wore is burned on in most spots. Cover! 1.........2..........3 It's over!!! Huge victory!! Tyler Lee looks shocked at the match he was just forced to fight. He can barely stand on his bad knee! He leans into the ropes. Taurus gets up and grabs a 4 X 4 and lights it on fire behind Tyler Lee, he turns around! FLAIMING 4 X 4 to the CHEST!!!! Fans go nuts!!!! PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!!!!!! Taurus just gave him his finisher onto the burnt shards of table. Taurus storms off very upset.
WINNER: Tyler Lee remains BJWC Hardcore Champion
James Edgebrook: Taurus put on one hell of a show but the true champion walked away with the gold. I think Tyler came out ready for a chair shot and make and broken table but not this! Not flaiming tables and shopping carts. But yet he still prevailed. A few burns and maybe an injured knee.
Well, two matches remaining next we have the TAG TITLES!!!! The controversial Tag Title Champions as KAHN retires with one of the tag titles. Who is Blades partner going to be tonight and will they be enuf to put away Crush and Destroy?
WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH
Blade and his unknown partner (tag champs)
Vs
Crush and Destroy
Dan and Merlin come out and the fans go nuts. Merlin has his TV title the one he would put on the line in a RAZOR WIRE CAGE MATCH!!!! As of now it is against Lanier Riley. Dan Dehart is fighting in a triple threat with Dante and the Mystery Man at Rage Wars. Both men want to go into Rage Wars with the tag titles around their waist. Out steps Blade, fans stand and watch the entrance for his partner but nobody comes out. Blade has both belts so it seems he has no partner. C and D starts pounding away at Blade, the bell rings. Looks like a two on one! "ROCK BOX" hits the speakers and the fans go wild!!! IT's DANTE!!!! He charges the ring!!! Dan Dehart cuts him off!!! Dante came down looking for Dan and now he has him!!! They battle it out back and fourth. What a bout'. Dan and Dante back and fourth the two men that will meet at RAGE WARS on the 28th!!! Dante gets the upperhand and leads him up the ramp and away from the ring. And in the ring Merlin is picking away at Blade. Dante has got his man away from the ring, now it is a one on one battle for the Tag Titles. The Billy Jay A Tron shows the Dan Dante battle as they toss themselves around the locker room, both trading submissions. Fans trading views on the screen and the ring. Merlin sends Blade into the ropes double clothesline both men down. Merlin up first tries to put on the G-Crush but Blade quickly crawls to ropes. Blade lures G to run at him in the corner and Blade dodges and quickly hits the BLOODSWORD!!!! fans go nuts!!! Cover!!! 1...........2........KICKOUT!!!!! What?!?!?! He kickedout of the Bloodsword. Blade didn't hook the leg. Blade shokced at the kickout. In the locker room Dante has a modified boston crab locked on Dehart. But Tyler Lee shows up behind Dante and attacks him!!! In the ring Merlin with a INVERTED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!! G-Crush no knocked away! G-Crusher with a knee lift! G-Crusher locks on the G-Crush and Blade is out cold! He is unconsious! The ref calls for the bell! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!! Tyler Lee and Lanier Riley step out with Dan Dehart leaving Dante almost dead in the locker room. They celebrate their tag titles and exit as the crowd cheers!
WINNERs: Crush and Destroy NEW Tag Team Champs
James Edgebrook: Dante sure gave Dan a beating. He had no impact on the match. Dante and Dan can not be happy with each other as they seem to have no love less between them. Their Rage Wars battle shall be long remembered.
We are now up to tonights Main Event. TA special guest referee and Mcclane and Hart former teammates battle for the World Title Shot at Rage Wars. This is about as important as any match can possibly be for both of these men! Let's go to the ring for tonights MAIN EVENT!!!!!
WORLD #1 CONTENDER's MATCH
WINNER Fights the Champ at RAGE WARS
TA Tyrone Alguard (Champ) Special Guest Referee
Chris McClane
Vs
Brian Hart
This may be the biggest match of both of these men's career. Hart wants to be the first man to ever hold 4 BJWC World Title reigns and Mcclane has been working his entire career for that World Title! Brian Hart steps out first and the fans start booing but quickly switch to cheer. Some fans give boos from the past. Brian Hart rolls into the ring. Then "Hate Me Now" blares up and the boos fill the arena. McClane steps out and Rebecca at his side. They begins to walk to the ring and out walks Dante once again forced to accompanied McClane to the ring as his bodyguard. McClane and Hart get face to face! The fans booing McClane still!
"Nine Lives" by AeroSmith blasts on the loud speakers. "From NEW YORK CITY! Weighing in at 254 pounds. Standing at 6 foot 3. Led to the ring by Danica. He is......the GOLDEN BOY of the BJWC........THE ANNHILATOR....and the BJWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.............TYRONE ALGUARD!!!!!"
Fans go nuts!!!! He walks out with the belt around his waist and a stripes shirt. Fans go wild as Danica is also wearing stripes and her back says enforcer and she parks herself right infront of Rebecca who is the Women's Champion! Looks like the Women's Division may heat up here!!!!
"Calm like a Bomb" by Rage Against the Machine starts up. "Hailing from Parts Minnesota! He is the OWNER, the CREATOR, and the PRESIDENT of the BJWC! He stands at a 6 foot 2, and weighs 216 pounds! Led to the ring by Melanie Stenson......He is BILLY JAY!!!!!!"
Fans boo once again as Billy Jay parks himself at ringside and Melanie Stenson parks herself next to the other Women in the BJWC Women's Division. The bell rings and the two go at it! The fight is furious. These two argue over who carried who and they are tearing at each others' throughts! It seems the World Champ is very concered about all the people at ringside! Dante quickly leans on the apron and Tyrone Alguard tosses him out! The fans go wild! But Dante refuses! TA then hops out and guides him up the ramp as the fans go wild! Hart hits a DDT! He lines up a superkick but Billy Jay makes a comment, just to get his attention. Brian Hart yells back and turns his attention back on McClane SUPERKI....NO.....Sidestepped! TA jogging back to the ring!!! Rebecca is trying to hand McClane a chair but TA rips it away from her and tells Danica to hold her down, they get in a cat fight at ringside. McClane leans over to make sure Rebecca is alright. Hart rolls up McClane from behind! 1.........2....KICKOUT!!!! Hart almost stole the match. McClane upset hits a sidewalk slam then rolls to ringside and tosses Danica off of Rebecca and makes sure she is alright! TA upset over Chris tossing Danica and hops to ringside arguing with McClane. TA and McClane trade blows! Fans go nuts!!! Danica and Rebecca tie back up!!! Hart is in the ring letting McClane battle with the champ. Billy Jay sends Melanie Stenson to attack TA! She nails him with a chair! Billy Jay rolls in the ring! Hart turns right into an elbow! Hart and Billy Jay have some in ring expereince together at a past BJWC PPV in a cage! Billy Jay evens up the score. TA is out cold Billy Jay leaves Hart to McClane. McClane goes to work! Death Valley Driver! TA gets up and rolls into the ring! Mcclane covers Hart! 1........2....KICKOUT!!! Stenson and Rebecca beat down Danica! TA sees it and gets upset. He hops the ropes and tries to stop the attack on Danica. As he does that! Hart ducks an elbow! SUPERKICK!!!!! Hart applies the sharpshooter in a matter of milliseconds!!!! Mcclane is screaming in pain. But TA is trying to kick Melanie and Rebecca back to the locker room. McClane gets to the ropes and grabs fora rope break. But noone is there to inforce the rope break! He keeps the Sharpshooter on! The fans go nuts!!! Fans chant "TAP!"!!!! McClane begins what looks to be like tapping!!! Finally TA gets back in the ring and inforces the rope break! Mcclane back up! Hart with another SUPERKICK!!!! NO!!! He missed!!!! Wait!!!! Here comes Masta Killa! What the hell is he doing here? He grabs a chair and hops on the apron, swings at Hart, Hart ducks. Hart SUPERKICK to Masta Killa!!! He flies to ringside! McClane catches HART as he turns around! PARALIZER!!!! PARALIZER!!!!! It's OVER!!!! Cover! TA counts! 1.........2.........3!!!! McClane wins!!!! What a battle! McClane and Rebecca cheer in the ring as Hart upset storms up the ramp as the fans boo! TA shakes his head Title shot to McClane! COCK BOTTOM!!!!! He nails him!!! TA leaves in a huff as the fans go nuts!!!! Mcclane then exits with Rebecca and Masta Killa follows McClane up the ramp! Fans boo!
WINNER: Chris McClane still #1 Contender for RAGE WARS
James Edgebrook: We are way over time! What the hell was Masta Killa doing? What a battle I'll see you all at Turbulence!!! Later!!!!
(Screen flips to highlights of the night. The flaiming tables! The bloodsword. The amazing four corners battle. The Riccochette. Crush and Destroy with the belts. Mystery Man and Dante. Shots of McClane and Hart standing face to face. Shots of the newcomers Verve, Shocker, and Slick Rick. As Rage Wars Promo appears and it goes right into the latest breaking news.)