::THE BADDEST CHICK::The Superwoman of Pro Wrestling::Tina::

::Rochester, NY::Tina's Appartent::1 people in attendance::December 19, 2001::

(The scene opens in a dimly lit room. "I Refuse" by Aaliyah is blasting in the background as the camera pans the room. There are dozens of pictures on the wall. Pictures of Tina in happier times with Panther and her twin sister Joanie Laurer. A life-size poster of Tina holding the WWF World Title is pinned to her closet door. The camera then focuses on Tina's vanity, complete with pink, heart-shaped light bulbs surrounding the mirror. On top of her desk are several action figures, pictures and stuffed animals, including a teddy panther. As the camera continues to pan the room, "I Refuse" slowly fades out, and "It's Whatever begins to play in the background. The camera slowly pans towards a huge, heart-shaped bed, and begins to zoom in. Lying on top of the bed, wearing a white oversized "Superwoman" t-shirt and white socks, with her hair ::Dyed blue with silver streaks:: pulled back into a long ponytail, is none other than the BADDEST CHICK herself, Tina. She is staring blankly at the ceiling, and appears to be crying. Suddenly ::RING RING:::RING RING:: the telephone rings, startling her. ::RING RING:::RING RING:: The phone rings once again. Tina sits up on the edge of the bed, wipes her eyes and reaches for the phone. ::RING RING:::RING RING::)
Tina: (Sniffles) Ok, just a minute! (Picks up the pink cordless phone) Hello?!...Hello?!...who...Bob?!...Bob Tay...I can't hear you. Hold on a sec, will ya, hon?
(Tina sets the phone on the edge of her dresser, then slides across the bed towards her JVC KABOOM. She turns the volume down a bit, then slides across the bed, grabs the phone, and speaks)
Tina: (Sniffles) Ok...what's up, Bob?
BT: Hi Tina...I just wanted to ask you a few questions regarding your status in the GNL. Is that ok?
Tina: Bob...I'm really n...(sighs) ya know what? Sure. What the hell? (Sniffles)
BT: Well, Tina...(brief silence) uh...are you crying?
Tina: Huh?! Me...crying?! (Giggles) Bobby...who am I?!
BT: Well...you're Tina.
Tina: Damn right I am! I am Tina Marie Laurer! THE BADDEST CHICK in the biz!!! The Superwoman of the GNL!!! The greatest female athlete of all time...not to mention the Toughest Woman that you will ever meet! I DON'T CRY!!!!! Only weak people cry...and I'm not weak!!! I'm Tina! K, babe?!
BT: Ok...ok. Just making sure. Tina, you've been the subject of a lot of controversy over the past few months. In July, GNL co-CEO "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn talked you into joining the GNL, only to have you screw him over in a match against NFWA CEO Panther, costing the GNL its 1st Cable TV show. Since that time, you remained under contract...some say you were feeding Panther info to help take down the GNL, but for whatever reason, you stayed with us. And then this past week at Holiday Havok, you hit Panther 3 times with a sledgehammer, apparently turning your back on the he and the NFWA once and for all. Tina...what were your motives for the attack against Panther, and what is your current status in the GNL?
Tina: (Smiles) Well Bobby, I explained this last night at In High Gear, but you were probably down at the local gay bar trying to pick up a Tuesday night quickie, so I'm gonna do it again. (Clears throat)
BT: HEY!!
Tina: Shut up! Now...everybody who knows me and Panther knows that we've had...ya know...kind of an on and off fling going on. Ya know?
BT: Yes.
Tina: Yeah. I mean...it was never anything too serious, but I really cared about Panther. Ya know?! I mean...sure, we've had our differences...like the time I tried to get him arrested for rape...and that whole pregnancy thing...and when I cheated on him with Crazy Lou and Krazed, but damn it, I...really cared about, Panther, Bobby. And imagine, Bob...imagine caring about someone...imagine being in love with someone...doing everything for someone, and having that person...not love you back? I mean...I'm sure that you can agree with me when I say that I put my life on hold for Panther! I mean...like you said, the whole reason I even came to the GNL in the 1st place was to help him out! And did I ever hear an "I appreciate it, Tina"? Or an "I Love you, Tina"? No! What did I get from him?! (in a masculine voice) "Oh, Tina! Your hair looks ridiculous! Oh Tina, you're nothing but a bitch! Oh Ti--"(Pauses/begins to tear up again)...
BT: (Awkward silence)Um...are you...ok?
Tina: (Wiping her eyes) I...I'm fine, Bob! Believe me! But Bob...all I did for Panther, and he just...disses me! He just shits on my feelings, and I it really hurt me, Bob. Now...yeah, he was dating my sister Joanie for a long time, and I can accept that, cuz she met Panther about a year or so before I did. But when they broke up...and Panther hooks up with Diamond of all people...that's just disrespect to me, Bob! I mean, he wants to talk about what I did to him! Look at all the trouble Diamond caused since she joined the NFWA?! I mean...she and her brother helped Firestorm win the fed from Panther...she was the one who brought J-Dogg to the NFWA in the first place! This whole NFWA/GNL feud wouldn't even be going on if it wasn't for that bitch! And after all she's done, after all the trouble she's caused, he turns around and wants to start f...(sighs) dating her?! Bob...that's BEYOND NASTY! That's just down right...I can't even put that into words! Well to make a long story short, Panther can't respect me...then I'm going to people who can...and that's what Sean and the GNL is doing for me right now.
BT: Speaking of Sean...I mean X-Pac. Have you heard from him since Panther took him away in the limo Tuesday night?
Tina: (Sighs) Bob...I don't even know. I mean...I know Panther...I just hope Panther doesn't do something he's gonna regret!
BT: I see...let's talk about your matches this week. Now, tomorrow night at a GNL House show, you're gonna be doing battle with GNL newcomer Darkest Desires. What are your feelings going into this match?
(Tina lies back on her bed, and rests her head on a pillow. She cross her legs and adjusts the phone to her ear. In the background, "It's Whatever" dies down, and "I Can be" fades in on the stereo as Tina answers)
Tina: (Smiles) Oh yeah. The Queen of Darkness. I've seen her around the back. (Sucks teeth) Such a troubled, troubled soul, that Darkest Desires is. I mean...seriously, she is the purest example of the ill-effects of inbreeding. I mean...have you heard her yet, Bobby? "Mother's out there...your daughters can become like me!" OOOOH! We sure as hell wouldn't want that, Bobby! We sure as hell wouldn't want our daughters to suck as bad as she does, now would we.
BT: Now Tina...I've seen Darkest Desires in action. Perhaps you may be taking her a bit too lightly!
Tina: Puh-lease, Bobby! Don't be silly! I'm THE BADDEST CHICK in the game today! I take everybody lightly! (starts playing w/ her ponytail) Ya know, Bobby...remember a little while ago, when I said that this is My picnic, and all those other little girls running around here are nothing but ants. Well this Darkest Desires chick is no different. I mean...yeah, she's dark...she's EEEEEEEVIL...(giggles) she's all spooky and stuff like that! But after she faces me, Bobby, she's gonna be just like every other ant in this world, and that's buried deep beneath the earth's crust. (Smiles) Ya know something...call me the Superwoman, call me the BADDEST CHICK, but tommorow night, ya might as well start calling me Terminex, cuz we've got one more ant that's gonna get exterminated! And that's a promise!
BT: Well Tina, I'm sure you know by now that Kammy requested you as an opponent in the Best of 7 NFWA/GNL series at Apocalypse Now.
Tina: Yeah...I heard the challenge, Bobby. (Sighs) Ya know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think Panther had some kinda requirement that says you've gotta be an ungratefull little bitch in order to get into that fed, cuz that's all the NFWA is filled with...from top to bottom. Ok...let's take Ms. Kammy. Now...when Diamond and Deadly Candy started picking on Kammy, I came to her, and out of the goodness of my heart, I allowed her to be my tag team partner! So there we were, Tina and Kammy! The Superwoman and the Superchicken, standing side by side, as I SINGLE-HANDEDLY beat both Diamond and Alyssa Sanders all over that ring! I mean, really, Bobby, I kicked some tail that night! And in the end, I was just about to get the win, when this Kammy jumps all up in my face. Now, she's obviously been outclassed by a better athlete, she's green with jealousy, and she jumps up into my face and starts complaining about me making her look bad. So, again, being the kind person that I am, I tagged Kammy into the match! She hops into the ring, gets hit with the Moonsault and looses the match. Simple enough, right? WRONG! See, then this Kammy woman, that wannabe shock jock hops on the airwaves and starts badmouthing me! And I'm like "What the Hell?!" I mean...c'mon Bobby, you know me! I'm a good wittle girl! Right!
BT: (Chuckles) Whatever.
Tina: Exactly! I don't deserve to be talked about like that! I mean...she dragged my name through the mud Bobby! I'm seriously distraught about this thing...cuz now the 2 people that actually listened to that radio show are gonna think that I'm some kinda bad person! And I'm not a bad person...but Kammy, if bad is what you want, bad is exactly what you will get Saturday night. See Bobby, forget the radiot show! The only thing that's gonna be Konnecting with Kammy will be my foot to her sorry ass!!!! See Bobby, I tried to help her, and just like Panther...she didn't appreciate it! She tried to hurt me! (Deep breath) Well Bobby...you saw what happened to Panther...didn't you! And he's someone I care about. If I would do that to him...just what do you think I will do to her?! (Evil smile) Saturday Night...Apocalypse Now, I sure as hell hope Kammy comes prepared for a war, cuz you can bet your ass that Tina is!!!
(Tina criss crosses her legs. On the stereo, "I Can Be" fades out, and "Those Were The Days" begins to play softly.)
Tina: (Sighs) I love this song. Hey Bobby...you have any other questions?
BT: Well...just one.
Tina: Cool...well...ask away, Bobby Boy!
BT: Well...you talked about signing up for the GNL in order to help out Panther. How do we know that your turn at Holiday Havok isn't just a repeat of what you did in July?
Tina: (Suddenly sits up) BOBBY! I can't believe you...you don't trust me?!
BT: Well, you've screwed us before!
Tina: Bob...yeah, I did it before, but trust me! I wouldn't do it again! I mean...screwing just isn't my style! Like I said...I'm a good wittle girl! As long as I'm appreciated, I will remain loyal to the GNL! And believe me, Bob, the beating that I give Kammy at the PPV will be for truth...justice...and the GNL'S WAY!!!!! And when it comes to the GNL's way...it's like my favorite little kitty loves to say... THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!
BT: Thank you, Tina!
Tina: Believe me...the pleasure was all yours!!!
(Tina disconnects, and hangs up the phone. She gets up off the bed, stretches, yawns and walks over to the wall. Then, she stares long and hard at the poster of her with the World Title belt before flipping a slight switch and turning out the lights. The pink hearts around her mirror alluminate the room, and the camera slowly zooms in on them as the screen fades to black)

::A DynasTina/~~Panther 187~~ GNL Production Production::