DD: Damn right! We had the Army attacking all throughout the show, including the Prez Panther!

VJ: Prez Panther was attacked by someone and we think that it was "Him" and we still have no word on his condition…we'll try to bring you any news on his condition as soon as we get it. He was scheduled to referee the title unification match between Xtreme and Live Wire and I have no clue what's going on there. Again, we'll get you news on that later on. Tonight we will crown the 1^st ever NFWA World Champion in the Title Tournament as well as the 1^st ever # 1 contender in the battle royal. Let's get you kicked off with our opening match up!

DD: hey Vince, they say that Bad Influence is one bad mother…

VJ: (laughing) Shut your mouth!

DD:…f*cker!!!!

VJ: Jive turkey. There's the lockup! These 2 men are kicking it off! They're making history as the 1^st NFWA wrestlers to wrestle on an NFWA PPV! Bad Influence backs him to the buckle and hits a boot…Fox fires back with a chop! Right hand by B.I. and another chop by Fox!

DD: I'm picking Influence to win this one cuz he never lost a pudding on a pole match!

VJ: Iceman mad history there too! These 2 men are battling it out in the corner and the 1^st man to bleed loses! Iceman goes down after a clothesline! B.I. goes to the floor and gets a chair…Iceman with a drop-toe-hold! He's back up and he runs to the ropes, misses with a clothesline and gets speared to the canvas by B.I.! Bad Influence is all over Iceman and is hammering him with rights to the head! He's got that chair and he waffles him upside the head!

DD: He's melting the Iceman! Things look pretty bad for Frosty the Snowman!

VJ: Frosty…there's another chairshot! He lays that chair across the face of Jake Fox, he climbs to the top rope, Fox is up and he damn near took his head off!!! Bad Influence is sitting on the top rope and he may be out of it! Fox lays the chair down…he climbs to the top and nails him with a brainbuster on the chair!!!!

DD: That had to bust him open!!! Look! Here comes Mr. Fixit!

VJ: Blain Siegel, a newcomer to the fed and he's itching to make a name for himself…that and he hates Iceman! B.I. isn't busted open and that honestly surprised me. Fox is coming over here! We just got this table after all of that crap that happened earlier, leave it alone!

DD: Iceman is gonna take Bad Influence through our table!!!

VJ: He drags him over hear and he's setting him up on our table! No! Don't do it!!! Here come's Fixit to distract Iceman…T-Bone Suplex by B.I. and he just took Iceman through the Spanish announcer's table! Siegel is laughing too! What an ass!!!

DD: Why you looking at his ass?! Are you…

VJ: Will you stop?! Pervert! B.I. has my glass of water…he just shattered it over the head of Iceman and he has to be busted open…no he's not! These men are amazing me! Irish-whip sends Iceman into the steel stairs…in charges B.I. and he gets back body dropped--OH GOD! His back smacked right off the edge of the stairs! He may have snapped the man's spine!

DD: This one is brutal!

VJ: He throws him back into the ring and he stomps B.I. to the back! Irish-whip and a reversal by B.I. sends Fox to the buckle! He charges in again but this time Fox got the boot up…tornado DDT and once again B.I.'s head smacked off that same chair! He lifts him up…gut wrench powerbomb and if pinfalls counted I'm sure this would be over!!!

VJ: Oh no! Didn't he get enough tonight on Gear?! It's Preacher Man!

DD: Praise the Lord! I'm getting the spirit again!

VJ: Yeah but he's got nothing but the Devil in him…and he's coming over here? What are you doing?

Preacher Man: I like wrestling I just wanted a better seat

DD: I'm glad you're here. His Canadian Soul is possessed by evil demons and we may need to exorcise his ass…I mean posterior!

VJ: What are you talking about? B.I. has been chosen?

Preacher Man: He has been chosen to join TTX , now stop asking me questions so I can watch him wrestle.

VJ: B.I. is in trouble! Iceman turns him upside down and plants him with an Ice-Driver! He's setting up for the Ice-bomb…sit down! Preacher Man just ran up on the ring apron. Iceman swings and misses, Preacher Man catches his foot…Superkick on the jaw followed by a Jackknife! Mr. Fixit is laughing and now he's climbing into the ring…B.I. pulls out a cheese grater! Wait! Siegel snatches it from him…the Write Off on Bad Influence!!!

DD: What the hell?! Why did he do that?

VJ: He's got a chair and he just blasted Preacher Man and he's down! He's putting a glass coffee table into the ring…he wouldn't. Iceman is back up…don't do that!!!! Ice-Bomb through the glass table!!! B.I. is cut into shreds!!!

DD: No fair!

VJ: Mr. Fixit just helped Fox win the match…but why? He's handing Iceman a chain…and now they're stomping B.I.!!!! Iceman and Mr. Fixit are doing a number on the bloodied Bad Influence! Oh no…Iceman has him set up for an Ice-Driver…Mr. Fixit is on the 2^nd rope…Spike Ice-Driver!!!! They may have ended his career!!!! And Lita is getting her licks in too!

VJ: These 2 have just made an impact in the NFWA. They may be a force to be reckoned with!

DD: Yeah! That was absolutely great! Up yours Bill Cosby!!!

VJ: Rosie Sanchez is gonna get a word with these 3!

RS: What's going on? You 2 seem to have formed some kind of alliance?

Iceman: It's all about the P.C.!!!!

RS: P.C.? Politically Correct???

Fixit: You dumb monkey f*ck. The P.C. stands for the Pain Commission, and that is all you need to know. So sit there and shut your hole. You see I came into this fed to shake things up. And tonight is going to be the first night of many. Remember the name man... Remember the Name.

VJ: Pain Commission??? Well we hope that you enjoyed that match, now let's get down to the World Title Tourney. Right now we have Midget Clown and the Side Show Freaks backstage with our new broadcast colleague Kevin Taylor.

KT: Mr. Clown you face Total Devistation tonight if you win , then you must face The Dudley Boys any comments on that."

MC" IF we win , what are you some kind of bone head. Have you been watching our matches , WE ALWAYS WIN!! Total Dominataion has not met any real compotition yet , sp they have no idea what there getting into. The Freaks will be victorious as always!!!"

KT" What about your match with Crazy Lou , he says he was screwed out of his last match , do you think you can beat him tonight , with out any help?"

MC" DO YOU LISTEN. Man your just like Steve and The Avenger , thick headed. I just told you no one can beat us. Not in the singles brackets not in tag team , of course I will win!! I don't need no help , I've stormed my way throught this tornament. Unlike Crazy Lou who lost then cried so much that Prez Panther just let the baby get back in the tournament. Lou The Clown earnd his way to this round , you don't deserve to be here. So I don't want to here no crying when you lose tonight!!!"

KT" O.K. back to the tag belts , if you beat total domination then theres not much comptition left. Do you think you guys will retire with the belts some day?"

( The clown kicks Kevin in the shins )

KY " OUCH WHAT WAS THAT FOR ?"

MC" For saying if we win again , we will win and we will retire with the belts. Total Domination is going down , this might be there last match in The NFWA."

KT" Jiggly Steve wrestlers have been complaining about you helping The Freaks win , do you think you'll be able to stay out of the matches tonight."

The Clown grabs the mic from Kevin......

MC" He never helped us win. Get out of here your making me sick. Avenger throw this ass out."

The Avenger tosses the Kevin out

MC" ( Still with mic ) The Side Show Freaks have won every match fair and square. Every one is just jealous they can't beat us. WE ARE THE BEST DAMN WRESTLERS IN THE WORLD , SP DEAL WITH IT NFWA. STOP CRYING AND MAKING UP EXSCUSES FOR YOUR SELFS. JUST ACCEPT THAT NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BEAT THE FREAKS!!!!"

(The Clown opens the dressing room door and throws the mic at Kevin and begin walking to ringside.)

DD: Don't dis the retarded! What's the matter with you?

VJ: Lou has his baseball bat and tried to take Avenger's head off!!! Here comes Jiggly Steve and Lou nails him! And you know Lou wants revenge on Clown from what happened earlier in the tourney!!!

VJ: Here we go! Clown is punching away at the knees of Crazy Lou…OH MY! Lou just palmed Clown like a basketball and throws him to the buckle! He's stomping a mudhole in Clown! Gorilla press on Clown sends him into Avenger and Steve! Lou's over here and he has a steel chair!!! OH!!!! He just blasted Clown with a steel chair!

DD: Oh my stars!

VJ: Back into the ring goes Clown, Lou picks him up and almost drove him through the mat with a spinebuster!!!! Cover…1…2…that little guy got the shoulder up!!! How much heart does he have?! You have to give credit to…OH!!!!! Lou with an implant DDT just spiked Clown!!!! It's been all Crazy Lou…oh! He got shoved off of the middle rope by Steve! How's he even walking? Clown is back up somehow. He climbs to the top rope and hits a huracanrana! Cover on Lou…1…2…kickout!!! Man. Kick to the ribs of Lou by Clown…there's another! Clown is headed back to the top…missile dropkick floors Lou! 1…2…kickout again! Clown is mad an he shoves the ref. The ref shoves him back!

DD: Pick on somebody your own size!

VJ: Lou comes up from behind and tries to clothesline Clown but goes too high and headbutts the ref in the nuts! Oh my! Midget Clown with rapid-fire…well not rapid-fire but a few low blows to the groin of Lou! He's headed back to the top…he dives and Lou catches him…Tombstone!! Lou makes the cover but there's no ref! Avenger hits the ring to help his buddy Clown! Damn him!

DD: Hey, he's a super hero shut your mouth!

VJ: He picks up the steel stairs and Lou clotheslines them back into his face! Jiggly Steve has a lit torch…Lou has a bottle of cheap scotch…OH!!!! He just spit it at Steve and he's on fire!!! He's on fire!!!! We've got officials and EMT's out here to attend to Steve…

VJ: It's those army members! They're out here and they're attacking Lou! 1 of them pick Lou up…Chokeslam!!! Don't tell me he's gonna get screwed out of the tournament yet again!!!! The army members go to the floor and Clown makes the cover…the ref is back up…1…2…Sniper!!!!! Sniper was at ringside checking on Steve and he dove into the ring and is telling the ref what happened! At least we have 1 guy that is still fair in the NFWA office.

DD: Well, if you ask me Sniper's an ass! Looks like he's gonna get to send another 1 to the hospital!

VJ: Clown is climbing to the top while the ref is arguing with Sniper. 1 of those army members is climbing into the ring, he tried to hit Lou with a chair but accidentally hit Clown! Lou with a chairshot on him!!! Pen Toss!!! Pen Toss! Cover…1…2…3!!!!!

DD: Bullsh*t!!!! I can't believe this crap! That ingrate Sniper….that no-good Lou! That damn Bill Cosby!!! Damn you Sniper! Damn you to hell!!!!

VJ: Crazy Lou has won this 1 despite interference from this assholes in the army! And once again thank God Sniper isn't like his best friend Panther and that bitch Trish!!!

DD: Hey, when "He" gets hold of Sniper he will be like Panther, in the hospital!

VJ: Yeah? Hospital my ass! Crazy Lou was almost screwed again but thanks to Sniper he wasn't! Up next ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna have our 2^nd match…look in the crowd!!!! That's…that's Three 6!!!!! It's great to see him here! Three 6, a former X-Treme Champion. He was only here for a short while but he will be remembered for 1 of the most memorable matches in NFWA history, and that's that Hell in a Cell match with Xtreme!

DD: Hey…do you remember what Billy Gunn said? He said that Three 6 was he! You don't think…why is he here all of a sudden. He has to be "him"!

VJ: He could be. Right now let's show a little history between Downcast and Live Wire.

DD: He's also pissed off that his lady got knocked off of the Cell and Kurt Angle landed on her.

VJ: By the way Leena is doing OK and she is expected to be back by the end of the show for all of you male fans out there. Look at Live Wire go! He's stomping away in the corner and is favored by many to go on to the finals, especially after that win over Lightning! Irish-whip to the buckle goes Downcast and Live Wire takes him down with a clothesline! Scoop slam!!! He hits off the ropes and Downcast is back to his feet…hiptoss over the top but the Light Heavyweight lands on the apron and snaps Downcast across the top rope! He climbs to the top and connects with a knee drop! 1…2..3--no! Live Wire thought he had him…I thought he had him! He picks him up…Live Wire hits off the ropes again and catches a spinning heel kick to the jaw by Downcast! He swings for a right hand and misses…German Suplex…no bridge, all impact!

DD: I'll impact you!

VJ: How nice. Downcast is waiting for some kind of move…knee lift sends Live Wire through the ropes and he's headed over here! Downcast charges in and he catches him…stun gun on the guardrail! He may have crushed Downcast's throat!

DD: Ha Ha! He just shoved Vince Johnson out of his chair!

VJ: What's the matter with you? Shut up and do my job? Ok. Live Wire is climbing on top of my chair and he has Downcast draped over the guardrail…Guillotine leg drop on the guardrail!!!

DD: Thank God Leena can't see this cuz she'd be laughing her ass off just like I am! Downcast sucks!!!

VJ: Live Wire is back in the ring and the ref is putting the count down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…Downcast made it to the ring apron and the count is broken! Live Wire with a dropkick…OH!!!! Downcast hit his head on that steel chair that was on the ground! Live Wire says screw the count cuz he wants to pin him! He throws Downcast into the ring and gives him a backbreaker! And now he locks in the Lion Tamer!!!! This could be all!

DD: So it's gonna be Live Wire going 1 on 1 with Crazy Lou! I always wanted to see that match!

VJ: It looks like Downcast is gonna tap…he's gonna tap…he's getting close to the ropes…can he reach them…no! Live Wire pulls him back to the center of the ring and reapplies the Lion Tamer! This one is over! No…Downcast is bridging out of the hold! He's almost got it broken…he's done it and turns it into a pinning combo…1…2…kickout! Double Clothesline! These 2 men are giving it their all!!!

DD: Yeah, I don't like much but this is a helluva match, especially for Downcast after the crap he's been through already tonight.

VJ: They're both back to their feet and Downcast scores with a right to the jaw! Live Wire bounces off the ropes and Downcast with the overhead belly to belly…1…2…kickout! Live Wire with a thumb to the eyes! Irish-whip and a reversal by Downcast into the DVD! 1…2…kickout! Low blow by Live Wire and he backs Downcast to the buckle…tornado DDT is blocked…Downcast went for the Northern Lights Suplex but it's countered by an inverted DDT by Live Wire! 1…2…kickout! He climbs back to the top rope does Live Wire…he dives and gets caught in a spinebuster! This crowd is going crazy! Downcast measures him and blasts him with a spear! And that's usually the setup for Total Dispear! He hook him, double leg take down by Live Wire and he counters Total Dispear with a slingshot to the buckle…Shocker!!!! Cover…1…2…foot on the ropes by Downcast! That was soooo close!

DD: I don't know about that count! I thought he had him!

VJ: Live Wire is pounding away on the back of Downcast…scoop slam once again. He climbs to the top rope and goes for another knee drop but this time Downcast moves! Uh-oh! Live Wire may have seriously injured his knee. Downcast shows no mercy and nails him with Total Dispear! Cover…1…2…3!!!!

DD: That was a close match! I'd say it was the best in the tourney so far!

VJ: That one was a true mat classic and you have to hand it to both of these men. Live Wire is having a little trouble putting weight on that knee but it looks like he's gonna walk back to the locker room by himself.

VJ: This one is under way! It's Matt fighting Road Dogg, Jeff fighting X-Pac and the big man Jnco fighting little Chyna, and there's really not anything little about Chyna but compared to this monster she has no biz being in there!

DD: Yeah, there's nothing little about her. As a matter of fact I see 2 big somethings on Chyna that I'd like to get to know a little better! Ha Ha!!!

VJ: You're a pervert. The ref has cleared the ring and it's Jeff starting off against Road Dogg! Jeff is taking it to Road Dogg with a few dropkicks and he's back into the Hardyz' corner! Watch Jeff…1…2…3…4…oh! He was going for the 10 count punch but X-Pac hit the low blow. That's something we usually see Chyna do.

DD: You're talking about her a lot. Do you have a crush on her or something?

VJ: I'm married you jerk! Road Dogg with the juke and jive punch on Jeff Hardy and now he brings him over to the corner for X-Pac. There's the tag and here we go! Spin kick combo in the corner followed up by and Irish-whip to the buckle! Jeff moves and slams X-Pac down. Arabian Press…1…2…X-Pac with the foot on the rope! Tag to Matt Hardy and he and Jeff hit a vicious double team move on X-Pac! Matt hits a leg drop off the 2^nd rope onto the fallen X-Pac! Cover…1…2…kickout once again by X-Pac. Here comes Jnco Hardy and he locks X-Pac in a bear hug! The man is a monster at 7ft and 300 lbs!

DD: He could kick Taka Michinoku's ass!

VJ: I suppose that he could…if I actually gave a rat's ass about Taka then I wouldn't be ignoring you right now. X-Pac is trying to get out of the hold…he breaks it. Jnco catches a right on the jaw! Another! He misses with a clothesline and X-Pac tried to take his head off!!!! Can X-Pac make the tag? He's reaching…yes! Here comes Chyna and she's hammering with fists to the head of Jnco Hardy! She picks him up and she just slammed him! Matt Hardy is in the ring and she clotheslines him! She slingshots Jeff into the ring and the Outlawz are in to help! X-Pac with a flying clothesline on Matt sends him to the floor! Chyna throws Jeff to the floor! Jnco is going for the powerbomb on Road Dogg and Chyna and X-Pac rack him with a double low blow!!!! Jnco is in the corner…Chyna connects with the handsping elbow on the jaw and knocks him down!!!! X-Pac is calling for the Bronco Buster and he hits it on Jnco!!! Road Dogg lifts Jnco and gives him the Pumphandle slam!!! Cover...the ref is busy with Matt Hardy...Swanton Bomb by Jeff on Road Dogg and he rolls Jnco on top of him…Chyna downstairs on Jeff and she picks up Jnco behind the ref's back…Pedigree!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Impressive victory by DX 2000! Up next it's a 30 minute Iron-Man match: Mr. Showtime Vs the Rock!!!!

DD: No he can't and he won't!!!!

VJ: Showtime with a rake to the eyes and a belly to back suplex…1…2…kickout! The Rock is still alive and we have 2 mins and some change left! Irish-whip off the ropes goes the Rock…float over into a DDT…1…2…3!!!

VJ: It's 3 to 3!!!! It's tied up with 2 mins left! Can the Rock pull ahead for the 1^st time in the match? Right hand nails Showtime on the jaw! There's a 2^nd! A 3^rd and 1 more that sends him to the canvas! Irish-whip and off the ropes comes Showtime…tilt-a-whirl slam by the Rock! Cover…1…2…no! 1 min a change left ladies and gentlemen! Can the People's Champion get it done against Showtime? Low blow by Showtime! Right hand to the jaw of the Rock. He goes for a clothesline…Rock Bottom!!! He hit the Rock Bottom and you know what comes next!!!

DD: The Army!!

VJ: We've got Army members storming the ring and the Rock is taking them all down! He goes to the floor and gets a steel chair…OH! He cracked 1 of those Army members in the head and he's gonna unmask him! He's gonna…Showtime with a backslide…1…2…3!!!! He's back up by 1 with 1 minute left! 50 seconds no! The Rock goes to the floor and he's whacking more Army members with that chair! He laid them all out and now he's gonna get him some! 30 secs to tie for the Rock! If we have a tie we go into overtime! None of that draw bullsh*t! Spinebuster by the Rock! Here comes the People's elbow…down goes 1 of the Army members. Showtime is back up and he catches another Rock Bottom with 15 secs left! People's elbow!!! The Rock is burning the candle at both ends…10…9…8…7…6…5…he hit it!!!! Cover…1…2…

DD: I think I'm blind again.

VJ: Why on Earth did the lights go out? The Rock was in the middle of a pin! It would've been tied and we could be going to overtime! Now we have no idea what just happened!

VJ: What's the decision?

DD: I think Showtime kicked out!

VJ: I don't think he did! Can we get a replay?

VJ: Whoever "He" is he just screwed the Rock! That's horrible!!!!

DD: That's great! That damn Rock tried to steal 1 and somebody finally put him in his place! I love it! Touché!

VJ: Touché? Rock Bottom!!!!! Rock Bottom on the ref and the Rock grabs a chair. He's headed backstage!!! Oh man! The Tag Title match is next!!!!

DD: Oh great. We've got Rocky and Bullwinkle vs the Lucky Charms Leprechaun and Stupidman!

VJ: I thought you said don't dis the retarded? Squirrel tries to grab Clown but misses and Clown bites his ankle! And now he's biting his ear! He's trying to have Squirrel for lunch but Squirrel grabs him by the head and tosses him across the ring! Dropkick on Midget Clown by Squirrel! He brings him over to the corner and tags in Zydrex…boot to the midsection by Zydrex. Right hands to the head by the #1 Contender for the TV Title...the throws Clown to the ropes and catches him with a big boot! And a chokeslam to the mat on the little guy...cover...1...2...kickout! Clown crawls over to his corner and tags in Avenger…this guy ain't that bright but he's a monster! Zydrex goes for a spear and bouncer right off! Avenger with a headbutt! Forearm to the back! He picks him back up and gives him a sidewalk slam to the canvas…1…2…kickout! Avenger picks him up…irish-whip to the buckle. Clown is trying to hold Zydrex in place…Avenger with the Avalanche in the corner! He tags in Clown and slams him on top of Zydrex…1…2…Squirrel breaks it up!!!! Clown chop blocks Squirrel when he was leaving the ring and now he climbs to the top rope…Midget Splash on Zydrex…

DD: There's no such move!

VJ: Well that's what we call it in Vancouver! Clown makes a cover…1…2…kickout! Now he backs Zydrex to the buckle and hands tags in Avenger! He locks the bear hug on Zydrex and he's fading! Zydrex needs to make a tag fast!!! Thumb to the eye of Avenger and the hold is broken. Zydrex is going to make the tag but Avenger clotheslines him! Gorilla Press slam on Zydrex and what the hell is he doing?

DD: He's going to the top rope…the idiot thinks he's a super hero!

VJ: He flies and he misses! Zydrex reaches for the tag….here comes Squirrel! He hits the ring and floors Avenger with an elbow! There's a kick to Clown that sends him to the floor. Squirrel climbs to the top and hits a big plancha on Clown. He goes up again and hits Avenger with a missile dropkick…boot to the midsection…here comes Zydrex and they nail him with a double suplex! He crawls back to the corner…Squirrel is measuring Avenger and he's calling for the Nutt Buster! Yeah…he hit it! Nutt Buster on Avenger…OH GOD WHAT STRENGTH! He's got Squirrel in that Nutt Busting position…

DD: EWWWW!

VJ: Shut up! Powerbomb! He picks Zydrex up and throws him to the floor! He tags in Clown now…Huracanrana by Midget Clown on Squirrel!They bring Squirrel to the buckle and they're going for the Fun House…they miss…Dominator on Clown!!!!! Nutt Shot on Avenger and he's staggered…Double DDT by Total Domination…cover…1…2…3!!!

VJ: I can't believe it! New Champions

DD: They cheated! Look in the rulebook and you'll see that double teaming is illegal! Damn it!

VJ: That was a great victory! Squirrel and Zydrex pulled out a great victory over the freaks! Up next…OH!

DD: Get up you bum! Devastation is here and they've attacked the New Champions! We saw what they did to Buh Buh Ray earlier on and now they're attacking everyone in the ring! Olympus with a chokeslam on Squirrel! Thor takes Avenger down and Squirrel just got KO'd by Posidin! What the hell…they're pulling out a sack…and they're putting Midget Clown inside!!!! They're clownnapping him again! Vince, get up you lazy bum you're missing some good sh*t!

VJ: Here they come again…

VJ: I can't believe that just happened…again! What kind of men are these?!! God! Up next we have the Title Unification match. It's Live Wire going up against the X-Treme Champion Xtreme!

DD: Maybe Three 6! He's the one who attacked him! Billy Gunn said so!

VJ: Will you stop? It's Bill Cosby again! Cosby was attacked by Xtreme after FNS and he attacks him from behind! He's got a bowl of Jell-O pudding and he dumps it over Xtreme's head!!! Xtreme is mad as hell! Spear and he damn near killed Cosby! Xtreme is stomping away on Bill Cosby, he's an actor, leave him alone!

DD: He started this and Xtreme will finish it!

VJ: He's got a steel chair and he just took Bill Cosby's head off! Cosby has been obliterated!!!

VJ: Chyna?! She screwed Xtreme out of his match with Shane McMahon the other night! How is she gonna be a fair referee?! Xtreme is going after Chyna but Live Wire attacks him from behind!

DD: Chyna is ringing the bell and anything goes in this match!

VJ: Xtreme fires back on the injured knee of Live Wire. He drags him to the center of the ring and is stomping that knee! Elbow to the throat! Xtreme has a steel chair and is beating Live Wire's leg! Chairshot right to the head! And again! Xtreme is working Live Wire over! He makes the cover…1…2…he gets the shoulder up.

DD: That was a slow count.

VJ: I think Panther is having Chyna do his dirty work lately. And Xtreme has made it clear that he wants to hurt Chyna. He's got that chair and he's climbing to the top rope with it. Chyna handed Live Wire a chair! He springboards off of the chair and dropkicks that other chair right in Xtreme's face! What a move by Live Wire but he may have hurt his knee! He climbs to the top rope…high cross body and he comes down onto Xtreme! Chyna to the floor…1…2…kickout!

DD: Fast Count! Damn her!

VJ: Irish-whip by Live Wire…reversal by Xtreme and Live Wire crashes into the barricade! A clothesline sends Live Wire into the crowd and Chyna and Xtreme are going out there after him. Xtreme picks up a bottle and smashes it over Live Wire's head! He makes the cover and…Chyna is buying Cotton Candy???! Xtreme pulls Chyna over and she makes the count…1…2…kickout by Live Wire! I think it would've been over right there. Xtreme and Live Wire are fighting up the stairs now and they're headed out into the office area of the arena! Live Wire and Xtreme are brawling in the hallway! Live Wire slams Xtreme into that office. There's a secretary in there! Live Wire snatches the phone from her and he's choking Xtreme…he just slammed him through the secretary's desk! Cover…1…2…kickout by Xtreme!

DD: Chyna's counts keep getting faster and faster!

VJ: Live Wire picks up that picture and smashes it over his head! Cover…1…2…no! He picks him back up…the Shocker is blocked…Xtreme with a DDT on that hard floor! Chyna counts…1…2…no! They're fighting out of that office now and it looks like they're headed back to ringside…stop sign to the head by Live Wire, he throws Xtreme down the stairs and he runs down after him. He throws him over the guardrail and throws him back into the ring. Live Wire sets him on the top rope…he's going for a superplex! Xtreme throws him off…flying DDT from the top rope!

DD: New TV Champion!

VJ: Chyna was very slow getting back to ringside and now she's ordering ice cream! Xtreme just popped Chyna right in the mouth!

DD: She had that coming!

VJ: I think you may be ri…Shocker!!!! Live Wire makes the cover but Chyna got knocked down by Xtreme! Chyna is back up and she's got that chair! Xtreme with a low blow on Live Wire and now he's arguing with Chyna! Chyna swings that chair at him…OH! She accidentally hit Live Wire! She hit Live Wire and Xtreme makes the cover…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: I don't think Chyna wanted to make that count but she had to.

DD: She was cheating throughout the whole match and she had to make that count? She sucks!

VJ: Xtreme just nailed Chyna in the head with the TV belt and now he's getting a table! He's gonna do what he wanted to do on FNS. He sets Chyna on that table and he climbs to the top rope…he's going for the flying DDT through the table…

VJ: What the hell?

VJ: What was that all about! Up next is the Flaming table match! I've got word that Rosie Sanchez is with Three 6!

RS: Three 6 it's nice to see you again!

Three 6: Nice to see you too Rosie!

RS: Now everybody says that you are the mystery man and that your army includes Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Hulk Hogan…

Three 6: I thought that you just came to say hi! I'm not in the NFWA anymore. Why would I run around attacking people, and why in the hell would I hang with Hulk Hogan?!

DD: Nobody likes Hogan!

RS: I'm sorry if I offended you. (Looking at the unknown man) Who's he?

Three 6: This is the Professional. You will learn more about him later.

RS: Nice to meet you Professional and thanks for letting me interview you. Vince, back to you!

DD: Well I guess he won't be needing Jevona anymore!

VJ: That may be true! Downcast wants to hurt Angle and he's getting a table!!!! Jevona is flirting with Downcast. Here comes Leena!!!! She's got a neckbrace on and she's headed to the ring and she attacks Jevona. Leena is all over Jevona!!

DD: Catfight!!!!!! Meow!!!! MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!

VJ: Damn it shut the F*ck up! I hate you! Squirrel with a chairshot on Buh Buh! He nails him with a right and backs him to the corner…Nutt Buster!!!!! Devon from behind hits the twist of fate on Squirrel! They're setting the table on fire!!!! Irish-whip on Squirrel…3D!!!!! Squirrel is down. Now it's down to Angle and Jevona! Angle is trying to fight off all 3 men but he's no match! The Dudley Boyz but Angle on the top rope…Super Bomb! Angle is hurt! They've got another table in the ring and they're gonna put Kurt through it! They're lighting it on fire! Angle off the ropes…3D…reversal by Angle…Olympic Slam on Buh Buh and he's gone! It's down to 2 on 2 or 2 on 1 cuz Jevona isn't a wrestler! Devon and Downcast are double teaming Angle! Irish-whip off the ropes, back body drop by Devon and Downcast catches him with a piledriver! Angle is getting killed in there! Devon sets the table on the arena floor and he's lighting it on fire! Angle climbs to the ring apron and he's brawling with Devon! Downcast is walking over there and Jevona shoves him to the ropes…OH!!!! Both Devon and Angle through the table and it's down to Downcast and Jevona! What's gonna happen here! These 2 former lovers are about to fight…they're about to go at it…

DD: They're kissing!!!!

VJ: So they are.

VJ: They must be back together. Squirrel just put a table in the ring. Downcast is posing for the fan…Jevona with a low blow on Downcast! She tricked him! Look at the look on Downcast's face!!!

DD: She played him for a fool!!! HAHAHAA!

VJ: She lights the table on fire and she drops Downcast headfirst through it!!!! Damn!!!

DD: She just beat the man who could be the next world Champion! She just beat Mr. NFWA! I love it!!!!!

VJ: That's horrible! How can she play on someone's emotions like that?! Angle, Jevona and Squirrel are running back to the locker room and Downcast is hurt…physically and mentally! I wonder what Leena thought about that? Up next it's the Vehicular match! The only way to win this match is by running both of your opponents over in a car. Here we go…

VJ: Calm down man! It's not the 1^st time it's been ruined! Madman pulls Anarchy out of the car and he slams his head onto the roof! And again! And again! HHH pulls Madman onto the hood of the Car! Pedigree!!!! He's pouring thumbtacks and nails on top of that car!

DD: This is a violent, violent match! I love it!

VJ: I knew you would! HHH is gonna pedigree Anarchy on top of those nails and tacks but Anarchy counters…Doomsday device!!!! He jumps into the car! Anarchy is driving that car, the entire front end of Dave's just fell off! Anarchy is speeding down the parking lot…he slams on the breaks and HHH and Madman go flying! Madman went through the windshield of that limo!

DD: That's my limo!

VJ: You don't have a limo! And now he picks up a muffler…he's beating HHH with the muffler! He's busted open! Madman is almost dead! Anarchy is getting back into that car…he's gonna try and run HHH over… he misses! HHH picks him up and pulls him out of the car and now he's stomping the hell out of him! Right hands to the head of Anarchy. He picks him up and suplexes him on the hood of that car! And now he pulls Madman off of that limo…DDT! Now he's got a chair! Where on earth did he get a chair from? HHH just put Madman down and then he nails Anarchy! It's all Game right now!

DD; Yeah but when Anarchy gets a hold of him it'll be Game Over!!!

VJ: HHH just ran into the technician's truck! What's he doing? He's bringing out technical equipment to use as weapons! He hit Madman with a mixer! And now there's a computer out there! Madman with a low blow…he's going for the Jackknife but Anarchy hits him in the head with a brick! Pedigree on Madman on top of that Computer and now HHH is trying to get into that car…Anarchy jumps in the passenger's side! They're fighting inside the car!!!! This is unbelievable! HHH is trying to drive and Anarchy is trying to take the wheel!

DD: I hate back seat drivers!

VJ: Funny. That driver's side door flies open!!! HHH made a turn and both he and Anarchy go flying to the street! I think they hit their heads on the ground and now watch Madman! He's bleeding from the head…he just got in that car! He's in the driver's seat! HHH and Anarchy are back up and they just got ran down!!!

VJ: Madman got the victory and oh! Kurt Angle blasted him with a cookie sheet! Here comes the rest of the DDD/AWO and they're stomping Madman and HHH! They're cuffing HHH to that Trans Am and they're doing the same to Madman! The Undertaker is driving that car and they're dragging them away! Somebody stop him! He's gonna kill those 2!!!!!!

DD: They're enjoying it so much that Professional jumped the barricade! This is why I hate fans, they don't know how to act!

VJ: Will Hatcher is the 1^st to be eliminated by X-Pac! Freight Train just tossed Road Dogg!!! HHH was supposed to be in this but because of Anarchy he is not! Chyna was supposed to be in this too but we have absolutely no clue where she went earlier! Krazed floored Hogan with a clothesline!

DD: Hey…do you think "He" is the Professional?

VJ: Maybe! He just gave Krazed a low blow when he tried to eliminate Hogan! The Rock is laying the Smackdown on Showtime! He was screwed earlier on toniight by…

DD: Three 6!

VJ: We don't know that. Showtime goes for the Main Event…The Rock reverses into the Rock Bottom! Showtime has been eliminated and Krazed eliminates the Rock! Rock is fighting Showtime to the back and now he's getting into Three 6's face! He must think Three 6 is "he" too. Hogan just eliminated X-Pac. Freight Train tries to eliminate Xtreme but he holds on and sends him over the top! Freight Train is gone! We're down to Xtreme, Hogan and Krazed! Xtreme with a low blow on Krazed! He climbs to the top rope and connects with the flying DDT! The Professional is in the ring with a steel chair…

DD: He's gonna help Hogan! This is proof that Billy Gunn is telling the truth--OH! He hit Hogan!

VJ: The Professional just eliminated Hogan! It's down to Xtreme and Krazed! Krazed just krept up behind Xtreme! Xtreme is brawling with the Professional and Krazed dumps him out!!!!

VJ: This is an upset! Krazed has just won the battle royal and he will get the 1^st crack at the new World Champion on FNS! Oh man that was amazing. Up next is Lightning and Shark for the…

VJ: Who is this man? What is going on and when will he show himself here tonight. Here's the history of Shark and Lightning.

DD: Oh man! Calm down Shark. Calm down!

VJ: What on Earth is that?

DD: it's "Him"

VJ: "He" is playing mind games on the entire NFWA! Lightning shoves Shark into the ring stairs! And again! Lightning is hammering away on Shark with rapid fire right hands…he just kissed Stacey and he floors Shark with another right!

DD: How can they cheer for that crackhead when he tried to brutally murder Shark? I don't understand it.

VJ: Olympus spins Lightning around…Lightning hits him with a right hand and the big man doesn't move! Headbutt and Lightning went down hard! Shark is back up and he's stomping to the back of the head of Lightning! He backs him to the ringpost and connects with a knife-edge chop! He throws him back into the ring and is stomping down on him again! He lifts him up and hits the Shark Bite! He picks Lightning up on his shoulders and drives him to the canvas with a Samoan Drop! Cover…1…2…3!!! That was close! Shark with a backbreaker on Lightning and he holds him on that knee! He's trying to make Lightning submit…

DD: This is starting to scare me. Three 6 is right there so it might not be him.

VJ: This is getting out of hand! I think Lightning is almost out! The ref checks the arms once…twice…3 times and it stays up!!!! Shark puts him down and is hammering away upon him! Irish-whip and he goes for a powerslam…Lightning blocks and DDTs him! Cover…1…2…kickout! We were a 1 count a way from a new I-C Champion! Scoop up and a slam by Lightning. He picks him up and his a DVD!!!! Cover…1…2…kickout! Lightning runs off the ropes, he goes for a cross body…Atlantis Express!!!! 1…2…kickout by Lightning. Shark is arguing with the ref…Lightning knocks him into the ref! Shark climbs to the top rope and hits the Lightning Rod! He goes for the cover and Olympus clotheslines him! Olympus is doing a number on Lightning but Lightning is trying to fire back…low blow on the big man and he knocks him to the floor! Stacey is on the ring apron and he's kissing her again! Shark climbs to the top rope…Shark Attack!!! The ref is up…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Shark gets the win thanks to Total Devastation! Oh my! Up next it's the World Title match. Crazy Lou Vs Downcast! Let's show you how they got to the finals.

DD: Finally we will crown a World Champion!

VJ: Downcast is stomping away on Lou in the corner! Irish-whip and Lou reverses into a spinebuster! Lou with right hands to the head of Downcast and now he's stomping away on him! He climbs to the top rope! Flying clothesline by Lou and he almost took Downcast's head off! Cover…1…2…kickout! Downcast staggers over to the ropes and those army members pull him to the floor and they're beating the hell out of him!They throw him back in for Lou. Lou hits a jackhammer on Downcast! Cover…1…2…Downcast gets the shoulder up! Lou with a reverse chin lock and he's trying to wear Downcast down! Downcast is trying to get out of the hold…belly to back suplex and both men are down!

DD: All man! I wanna see who wins this match but I still wanna know when "He" will show up.

VJ: they're back up and Downcast lays Lou down with a clothesline! He hits him with a high knee! Downcast is setting up for a spear…Lou with a leapfrog and he spears the ref!!!! Lou's going for the Pen Toss and those bastards pull him to the floor and they're gonna attack him…Downcast has a chair and he's hammering away on the men! Lou and Downcast are fighting into the Army. 1 of those Army members has a sledgehammer…Lou catches him with a boot to the midsection and rips his mask off…that's X-Pac!!!! That masked man is X-Pac! Lou runs through X-Pac with a clothesline! Downcast unmasks another and that's Road Dogg!!! Lou with another chairshot and he nails another one…that's Krazed!!!! The man who will meet the Champion on FNS is in the Army…it looks like the whole damn DX is in the army!!!

DD: Yeah!

VJ: Billy Gunn is another one!

DD: So Three 6 must be "Him" cuz Billy Gunn said so!!!

VJ: Lou and Downcast are going at it again! Irish-whip by Lou…reversal by Downcast…Lou is going for the Pen Toss…low blow by Downcast!!! Total Dispear!!!! Downcast will be the new Champ if he can wake up the ref!!!! Cover….

(The lights go out and a flashing red light covers the arena. The "He is Coming" sign flashes and then changes to "He is Here". Someone in the same robe as the man from FNS walks out to the ring)

VJ: here "He" comes! We are finally gonna find out who "He" Now he's standing in the ring with Downcast! The lights come back on and Trish Stratus runs to the ring! He shoves Trish down!!!! Downcast just ripped the his hood off…it's….

DD and VJ: CHYNA?!!!!!

DD: Chyna's not a he…at least I sure hope Chyna's not a he. What the hell is going on?!

VJ: We've got another masked man in the ring! He just burned Downcast!!!! That must be "him". He jumps to the floor and the lights come back on…Crazy Lou makes the cover and the ref is up…1…2…3!!!

VJ: Lou got the win but who is "He"?!

DD: He's getting into the ring now and he's going face to face with Lou!!!

VJ: Lou rips off the hood…IT'S PREZ PANTHER!!!!! Oh my God he fooled us all!!!!! Prez Panther and Crazy Lou are doing a number on Downcast!!!! Damn it!!!! Damn them to hell! DX is involved in this too! Here comes Sniper from the back…Lou hit him in the head with the Title Belt and Panther hits Da Bomb!!!!! DX is assaulting Sniper and now here comes Lightning! He gets stomped by DX!!!! There's the Pen Toss on Lightning by Crazy Lou!!! And Trish Stratus gives the new champ a big kiss! This must be that new supergroup that we've heard about! Crazy Lou and DX have aligned themselves with Prez Panther and now that they have corporate backing they're unstoppable!!!

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