VJ: What's the matter with you damn Americans?! I'll tell you what's wrong with you, you have no morals! You have no respect for society! This whole fed is living proof of everything that's wrong with America. Well we Canadians have had it up to here with you giving the North American Continent a bad name, and now there's only 1 solution…eliminate the USA!

DD: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Canada eliminate the US…that's funny. They've lost the war against body odor so they wanna start one with the US. HAHAHAHA!

Harley Hart: Now Dave, I've been watching the NFWA broadcasts and I hear you badmouthing Canada…well we're proud Canadians…

DD: No you're not! (pointing at Bulldog) He's from Britain, (pointing at the Anvil) he's from Vegas…(Pointing to Nicole Bass) I don't know where he's from but…

Harley Hart: Shut up!!! You like to badmouth Canada…well badmouth Canada now!!!

DD: (Nervously) Umm…ok. If I've said it before, I'll say it again, Canada is the asshole of the world, because the entire country is full of sh…

VJ: Now…ladies and gentlemen…in the name of Canada, we present to you In High Gear!!!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 1^st ever Canadian addition of In High Gear. I'm Vince Johnson and screw that guy Delaware Dave cuz we'll never see him again! I'm here along with Canada Curtis. He's a respectful young man! Right Curtis?

CC:…Yes Vince. Tonight is gonna be the greatest episode of In High Gear of all time…Canada is taking over!

VJ: That's right! Let's get you down to the ring for the Light Heavyweight Title match!

VJ: Of course you can, Chris…

CC: Curtis.

VJ: Sorry, I forgot your name. There's the lockup…he drives Posidin back to the buckle…knife-edge by Reckless Youth…Posidin retaliates! Irish whip, to the buckle goes…

CC: Well if Canada sucks then the US licks!

VJ: Licks what? Posidin nails the monkey flip! He runs to the ropes…Reckless Youth misses with the clothesline…side Russian leg sweep by Posidin takes him down! Cover…1…2…no! Youth looks hot…he swings at Posidin and catches a snap kick to the midsection…there's another kick to the side of the head! Posidin is using his martial arts skill! Youth catches the kick this time…insaguri by Posidin may have knocked him out cold! Posidin climbs to the top rope…picture perfect moonsault!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…no! He got the shoulder up. Posidin with another knife-edge…Irish whip sends Youth to the buckle…he charges in…OH!!!! Back body drop by Reckless Youth sends Posidin over the top rope and he hit his back on the Russian Announcer's table!

CC: Wow! Only in Canada can you see great action like this Vince!

VJ: Darn right! Notice I said darn because unlike you filthy Americans watching us on FOX right now I have morals…damn--I mean darn it! Reckless Youth climbs to the top rope…Posidin gets back up and catches a moonsault and he's down in front of us! And Reckless Youth is hammering with rights to the head! Now where's he going? He climbs to the ring apron…OH!!!! Shooting Star Press from the ring apron onto the prone body of Posidin!!! You've gotta hand it to Reckless Youth! He picks Posidin up and tosses him into the ring…he goes to the top rope…Guillotine leg drop! Cover…1…2…no! We were a count away from having a new Champion. Youth locks in a front chancery and is trying to wear Posidin down! What an amazing night this will be, capped off with Crazy Lou going 1 on 1 with Downcast for the World Title, and since they're both turncoat, degenerate Americans I hope they beat each other to death! Posidin is trying to get back to his feet…Youth is burying knees into his midsection and drives him back to the canvas. Posidin looks to be fading right here…no…he's still trying to get back to his feet…

CC: He's got great courage…he must be Canadian!

VJ: Maybe! Posidin is up to 1 knee…now he's slowly getting to his feet…Reckless Youth tries to bury another knee into the midsection but his knee is caught…Northern Lights Suplex!!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…no!!!! Youth back to his feet and nails Posidin with a thumb to the eyes…he charges in…he got caught in the stun gun by Posidin and he goes down!! Can Posidin make a comeback?! He's back to his feet…Youth charges at Posidin again and catches a Storm Kick! He hooks the leg…1…2…no! Close but no cigar!

CC: That's good, because it's against my morals to smoke cigars.

VJ: What the hell are you talking about? Posidin picks him back up…he sets Youth up on the top rope…rake at the face and he shoves him down to the canvas…OH! Twisting huracanrana into a pinning combo…1…2…kickout! Posidin back up…spin kick knocks Reckless Youth to the floor…Posidin nails him with a baseball slide and he hits his jaw on the guardrail! Posidin climbs to the top rope…Asai moonsault!!! Youth is hurt after that one! Posidin climbs up on the ring apron…Reckless Youth is back to his feet…Posidin dives into a huracan…oh!!!! Reckless Youth caught him and swung him headfirst into the steel ring post!!!!

CC: I don't care if he's Canadian or not…he's dead!

VJ: Or hurt badly…don't you think you're being over patriotic?

CC: But it's Canada! How can you not love Canada?!

VJ: I see your point. Reckless Youth throws him into the ring…he climbs to the top rope and Posidin may be out cold…he's going for the 450 Splash…he misses!!!!! Posidin moved and now he's gonna try and turn the tide. Right hand to the jaw and he sets him up on the top rope…Posidin climbs up after him…Tidalwave!!!!! He connects with the tidalwave and hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!! What a match!

CC: That was a great win by a true Canadian hero, Posidin.

VJ: He's not Canadian, Chris!

CC: Curtis!

VJ: Whatever.

VJ: Krazed has become a victim of Prez Panther and here tonight he will be fighting for his job! Later on tonight it's Krazed, Shark and Three 6 and if Krazed loses he's fired. But up next…

VJ:…it's Tag Team action! Madman and this unknown guy Vs the Professional and Double C! Stay with us on the Canadian addition of In High Gear!

Harley Hart: You know what guys, it feels great having Canada run the show tonight. The US always tries to push us around well now we're giving them a taste of their own medicine!

Anvil: Damn right. Hey Harley, you got any champagne?

Harley Hart: I'm sure that little Pussy Cat has some around here. (looks around and finds a bottle of champagne) Ah…here we go! To Canada…God's country!

VJ: What happened to your morals, Chris?

CC: F*ck morals, he ripped up our flag! He deserves to die!!!! And it's Canada Curtis, you punk bitch!!

VJ: Calm down!!! Sorry!

VJ: Well this one is underway! I can't believe that it's Nightmare from the GFW…and he's unmasked! Mad Dreams is perhaps the greatest tag team of all time…well next to the Bomb Squad.

CC: Or Mass D…now those 2 guys just plain kick ass!

VJ: Yeah they do! (They high five each other) Nightmare and Double C are brawling on the arena floor while the Professional and Madman go at it in the ring! Pro hits off the ropes and tries for a headscissors takeover…Madman caught him and drills him with a tombstone piledriver!!! Cover…1…2…broken up by Double C! Madman nails him with a right hand and knocks him to the floor!!! Pro is back to his feet and tries to attack from behind…inverted atomic drop by Madman…clotheslines him out of his boots! Madman picks him back up and he's asking the crowd should he tag Nightmare…

CC: Don't listen to these filthy Americans, they're nothing but degenerates!

VJ: He makes the tag and here comes Nightmare!!!!! Biz is through the roof! Irish whip to the ropes goes the Pro…leap frog and he makes a blind tag to Double C…Cannon climbs to the top rope but he got caught!

CC: Things aren't looking good him!

VJ: Belly to Belly Superplex!!! He floats over into the pin…1…2…stomp to the back of the head by Professional breaks it up! Nightmare grabs Professional by the hair…cresent kick right to the face! Here comes Double C and he walks right into a powerslam! 1…2…no! Nightmare picks him up…snap suplex and now he's calling for the tag. Madman is back in…double Irish whip and a double elbow right to the throat of Cannon! Cover by Madman…1…2…no!

DD: Guys, you won't believe what happened! The Canadians took over the show, they beat me up, Harley Hart stole your dressing room, he's drinking your grapes and eating your champagne! Vince Johnson is still a faggot! It's crazy!

Prez: Whoa…who's in our dressing room?!

DD: Harley Hart! They just…

Prez: Well they wanna play games with us? Well I think it's time we show 'em just who does run this show. Let's go!

VJ: That little bitch…I mean snitch!

CC: Just call the match Vince!

VJ: DDT by Double C and Madman hits hard! He makes the tag to the Professional…he climbs to the top rope…missile dropkick takes him down hard! He hooks the leg…1…2…no! Almost got him! Pro picks Madman back up…backbreaker and he holds him on the knee…another backbreaker…and another one! He makes the tag into Double C…snap suplex on Madman! He locks him in the camel clutch…I just got word that the Dynasty is now searching the arena for Harley Hart…his match is next against the Hitchhiker…and right here in this match Madman is in some serious trouble at the hands of Double C!!!!

CC: Madman is gonna have to give it up! He doesn't have the insides to continue this match!

VJ: Madman is trying hard to get out of this one! He's trying to carry Double C on his back…what strength by Madman…he's got Double C off the mat and Cannon wisely breaks the hold…he charges at Madman and misses with the clothesline…spinebuster!!!! Can he make the tag?! Double C tags in the Pro…Madman makes the hot tag to Nightmare and he tears into Professional and Double C! DDT on Double C! Clothesline on Pro and there's another one for Double C! Irish whip…reversal by Professional…he drops the head and catches a swinging neckbreaker! Double C runs into a reverse elbow…he grabs his legs and picks him up in a reverse powerbomb that drops him right on top of the Professional!!!! Nightmare climbs to the top rope…Double C climbs back to his feet and he catches a missile dropkick!! Cover…1…2…broken up by the Professional and Madman attacks him and throws him to the floor! Madman jumps to the floor…oh my! It looks like he wrenched his knee and Professional clips it and he goes down hard! He may have torn his knee on the floor. Pro climbs to the top rope…oh my God Crazy Lou is coming through the crowd!!!

CC: (Throws down his headset and runs away)

VJ: Um…I'm doing this alone…Lou has his baseball bat and he nails Canada Chris…Canada Curtis in the back of the head with it! Meanwhile, in the ring Double C is holding Nightmare…Nightmare low blows him…he low blows the Professional and he lands on the top rope…Lights Out!!!! It's over and Crazy Lou just hit Double C in the head with that baseball bat!!! Damn it!!!!

VJ: Nightmare is looking at Crazy Lou…I think he just caused Mad Dreams to get DQ'd…damn! He hit Nightmare in the head with the bat and he goes down hard! The Professional is back up…Lou hits him in the head with the bat!!! And Crazy Lou is viciously attacking the #1 Contender for the World Title with that baseball bat! Crazy Lou picks him back up…Pen Toss! I can't believe he just did that…he just laid out Double C, Nightmare and the Professional with that baseball bat, the same bat he beat Leena with on the last Gear.

VJ: Crazy Lou just hit the ring announcer with that bat and now he's stalking Darkness with that bat. Hey wait a minute…Lou get your hands off of me! Leave me alone! Damn it, put me down!

Prez: So you chumps wanna try and take over the show? This is MY SHOW! Not yours! You and your fag friend are damn lucky that we didn't beat the sh*t outta you, but only cuz we're in a good mood we're letting you off easy…so what I want you to do is to take your Canadian flags and sh*t and get the f*ck out of the NFWA because your ass is FIRED, just like Krazed is gonna be later on tonight! Get the hell out!

VJ: What, you're firing me cuz I'm Canadian?! How am I supposed to feed my family?!

VJ: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Help a brother out!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Kevin Taylor, Vince Johnson has been fired and now what the hell is this?! Badd Blood is trying to destroy Reckless Youth. Ticking Time bomb on Youth…Viper locks in the Viper Deathlock!!!!

DD: What kind of crazy, mixed up night is this?!

KT: Bad Influence runs in with a lead pipe and he hits Viper in the ribs with it! He swings again but Kaos grabs the pipe…OH!!!! He knocked his brains out with that pipe!!!!

DD: Wow! I don't know how many brains he had before that shot but if you check them out right now I can promise that they're bashed!

KT: Oh Lord, let's get to ringside for our next match!

DD: Boooooo! Canada sucks!

KT: Will you be professional?!

KT: That was kinda disrespectful! We apologize to our Canadian fans out there!

DD: Screw the Canadian fans! If I was Prez Panther I would ban the Canadian fans from watching the NFWA. Hell, somebody needs to ban the entire country of Canada from even existing!

KT: I'm sorry about Dave's comments, they are not the views of myself or the rest of the NFWA. Hitchhiker is hammers Hart with right hands in the corner…he goes for a clothesline but misses…Hart with a go-behind…German Suplex!!!! Wait…he's rolling through and he hits another one…he rolls through again and he's going for a 3^rd…Hitchhiker starts firing off the elbows at the head of Hart…he runs to the ropes and got caught in a backbreaker! Harley Hart drags the Hitchhiker over to the buckle…uh oh! I think I know what he's gonna do right here…Bronco Buster!!!

DD: What's a Canadian hero doing such a disgusting move for. But then again, seeing how backwards they are up there they probably greet each other in Canada by rubbing their crotches in each other's faces.

KT: Stop it. I know that they were wrong earlier but that's no reason to insult an entire country. Harley Hart picks him back up…Shoulder Breaker! It looks like he's ready to finish him off…there's the Ghost Killah! He locks it in and the Hitchhiker taps!

KT: Like him or not, Harley Hart is an incredible wrestler and he proved it with that big victory over the Hitchhiker!

KT: Trouble for the Canadian Badass! These fans are actually cheering for the Dynasty. The Anvil and Bulldog charge them in the aisle and they catch chairshots! Here comes Nicole Bass…Chyna with a boot to the midsection and she nails her with a DDT! Harley Hart is all alone, he backup has been taken out and now he makes a quick escape through the crowd!

DD: That idiot! He's gonna get killed out there!

KT: Harley Hart runs out the back door, and at least for this night the Canadian conquest has been halted by the Dynasty!

Foley: Tonight is a night of Surprises we got my Surprise and The Intercontinental Champion Krazed big surprise . Wednesday there was a attack on me by the DDO/AWO . You see guys you want to attack the Commish , Sorry but that will not work . Squirrel you want a World Title Shot I tell you this on In High Gear next week you will take on Anarchy in a Table match . If you win then on FNS you go 1 on 1 with the World Champion If Anarchy wins he gets Nothing HA HA . Squirrel and this match will be a TV Title Table match with none other then Kurt Angle as Special Guest Ref . I have hired Angle back to the NFWA It's True It's True . Now to another thing I have to do Professional come out here

Pro: What do you want Foley

Foley: You see Professional I was at the NFWA headquarters in Philadelphia . There are Bio's on every wrestler there and it said that you are going to Hell on Earth in a World title match but it also said Card Subject to change .

Pro: What do you mean ?

Foley: I mean that I have your contract right in my hand and If I rip this baby up you are gone out of NFWA and you got no match at Hell on Earth . But because the Nice guy I am I will give you another chance . So at In High Gear next week there will be a little 4 man Tournament and the winner of this Tournament goes to hell on Earth in Pro's spot . The four men will be Crazy Lou , Double C , Kaos and yourself . I picked Kaos in this match because he is a winner and he has the Potential to win the World Title.

PRO: I am going to get you Foley . Damnit

Foley: Now for the Big Surprise that everyone has been waiting For . I watched a lot of video tapes and there has been 1 stable that has made the Dynasty that has made NFWA but at the end of there stay here they were cheated and robbed . Panther Fired Them and did not even give a Shit so I have the power to bring them back and we have joined Forces and I told you all stables would hate us but there back

( Are You Ready ….. You think you can tells what to do … You think you can tell us what to where … You think that you better … Well you better get ready …. Bow to The Masters Brake it Down Then HHH, X-pac , Road Dogg , Stephanie McMahon Tori and Bad ass Billy Gunn come out and the crowd is going nutts )

HHH: We are Back !!!! And we are better then ever . You see I thought DX would never be in the NFWA ring again but we are back and no one can do anything about it . Now that Foley is riding with us we are now unstoppable .

DOGG: Ladies and Gentlemen , Boys and Girls Children of all ages Commish Foley Proudly brings back to you The best Team that any Federation has ever seen De-Genteration X !!!!!! . The Do double G came back after a Phone call from Foley and he said " Dogg the NFWA really need's you bad and DX has to come back " I said the Do double G is coming back and Panther's 9 lifes are up .

X-Pac: About a Month ago my Career was on the line after a vicious attack by Three 6 . 6 I have a challenge for you at Hell on Earth we will go into a Cage and a Hell in a cell covering it and this match will not be like I got out of that Cage I win no this match will not end until someone is Pinned for the 1,2,3 .

Foley: X-pac you got that match PPV Hell on Earth a Cage match with Three 6 . Now to the World Title

( The #1 Stunna by the Big Tymers play's over the pa system and Krazed with Tina enters and they both have a mic )

Krazed: Foley I am not asking I am Demanding a World Title match with The Champ. I got my big Surprise Tonight and I do not want you to be included in it

Foley: Krazed If you are Trying to intimidate me I got to tell you It Worked so at the next IHG if squirrel does not win his Table match tonight you will face Downcast for The World Title .

Squirrel: Look Foley I am not going to take on Anarchy on Gear because he is a Close friend. So I am getting the Hell out of here .

Krazed: Squirrel I want to know something if you do not fight Anarchy. How the Hell are you going to face the World Champ ?

Squirrel: Shut up Krazed .

Foley: As much as I would like to see you guys speak words I got a better Idea . Krazed you will not take on Three 6 , HHH you will take on Three 6 this match will still be a IC match , and the Grand Finale Krazed you will take on Squirrel in about 20 minutes so Have a Nice Day !!!

Prez: Hold on Tricky Mickey! It's Prez P-Diddy's turn to speak. Now…as much as we enjoyed your little circus I think it's time that we exercise our authority. Now…you wanna come out here making your little decisions like you're a hot sh*t, well let me say this: tonight I said that Krazed was gonna fight for his career tonight, and I meant it. So tonight, I don't care if…

Sniper: Hold on a second. I like his idea, tonight let's put HHH in that I-C Title match to take Krazed place.

Prez: You know what…that's a good idea. Tonight Krazed, you're warming the bench and H-cubed is gonna take your place in that match and defend your title! And if he wins, you're gonna go on to the next Gear and fight Squirrel and the winner gets a title shot…but…if he loses, then you and Tina…well Tina doesn't work here, but your punk ass will be out on the street just like Vince Johnson, begging for change! Now everybody's happy, right? So Trick Foley, Krazed and DX, you can try to take over my show but in the end you will always find out that there's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty's way, AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

DD: OK, this is some Corporate Crazy Crap!

KT: HHH is gonna have to fight for Krazed's career! We haven't seen him since he was involved in that big accident thanks to Anarchy and Krazed a few weeks back. Not only is he rusty, but do you think he forgot about that attack?

DD: He ended up getting in a car accident so maybe he did!

KT: Maybe, but this could be a terrible night for Krazed! We'll be back after this commercial break with more In High Gear!

Nightmare: What happened? Who did this to you?

Madman: (Struggling to speak) Ja…Jag…Jaguar.

Nightmare: His ass is mine!

DD: Is he Canadian, cuz he's not right in the head!

KT: Kaos runs down the ramp…he climbs on top of that dumpster and he nails both of his oppenents with a flying clothesline!!! Kaos is in there and he's hammering both men! They are going at it! Kaos has that lead pipe…he swings at B.I. but misses and hits the referee!

DD: Just like a Canadian!

KT: He's not Canadian and Canadians don't make mistakes…

DD: Now you sound like that idiot Vince Johnson!

KT: Would you shut up about Canada?! Superkick to the back of the head of Kaos while he was checking on the ref! B.I. picks him up and drags him to the corner…he's putting to boots to him and now he gives him the finger…Siege sprays him right in the eyes with that fire extinguisher! And again! He picks up the fire extinguisher and hits him right in the head with it and Kaos nails him with a spear!!!! He makes the cover…1…2…kickout by Siege!

DD: He should've pinned B.I.

KT: Yeah, you're probably right. Kaos picks up Siege and drills him with a jab! And again! One more time! He charges for another spear, Siege moves and Kaos gets his head caught in the ring ropes!!!

DD: Oh my God!

KT: He's being hanged and Siege is trying to increase the pressure! B.I. is back on his feet and he has a steel chair…BOOM!!! Right to the back of the head of Siege and he goes down! He hits Kaos in the head and he gets untangled from the ropes! This match is brutal! B.I. jumps to the floor and he nails Kaos in the back with a chairshot! He charges at him with the chair…OH! Kaos picked up the steel stairs and hit B.I. right in the head and now he's stomping away to the spine of B.I.! He picks him back up…Irish whip…reversal by B.I. sends him headfirst into the dumpster! B.I. runs at him…he gets back body dropped by Kaos onto the lid of the dumpster…look at Siege! Siege is climbing the ropes…flying elbow!!! He just drove Bad Influence into the dumpster!!!! Kaos is getting back to his feet…both of his opponents are in that dumpster and he's gonna try to get them out of there. He reaches inside…OH MY GOD!!! A huge fireball just shot out of that dumpster and I think that it hit Kaos!! Who's that climbing out? It's Blade, the Tag Team Championship Partner of Kaos! He just shot Kaos right in the face with that fireball and he may cost him the X-Treme Title!

DD: Look, it's that idiot Viper!

KT: Viper, Blade's opponent next week on Gear! Those 2 are going at it in the ring! Ladies and gentlemen we have a fight on our hands and they're headed into the crowd. B.I. just climbed out of that dumpster and he's walking over to Kaos…no! 1…2…Siege pulls him off…he picks B.I. back up…there's the Takeover!!!! He just took out B.I.! He makes the cover…1…2…Siege got up! Why did he do that, he had the belt won?

DD: He wants to take out Kaos! That's his arch enemy!

KT: Demp is on the floor saying do it Siege! He picks up Kaos…he's going for the takeover again…B.I. is back up and he hits a diving chairshot on Siege…OH GOD!!!! All 3 men tumble over the top rope and hit hard off the floor! Kaos' head bounced right off of our table…he falls back but he lands on top of both B.I. and Siege…1…2…3!!!! We have a new champion!

DD: What?! No fair, he doesn't even know where he is!!!!

 KT: Well luck was on Kaos' side right there when he fell on top of the other 2 and now EMT's are carrying him to the locker room. Congrats to Kaos. Oh!!! Siege just attacked Bad Influence with a steel chair!!! Siege has lost it and he's attacking B.I.! Here comes Reckless Youth to the ring and he's hammering on Siege! Demp pulls Siege to the floor and those 2 are headed to the back! Wow…this night is absoluteley crazy!!!

KT: Well ladies and gentlemen, the I-C Title and Krazed's career is on the line. I-C Title 3 way dance, next on Gear!!!

Prez: Yeah…don't touch me.

DD: Sorry.

KT: Well we were looking forward to seeing Krazed in this match but for some reason Commish Foley took him out of the match.

Prez: Well it's Commish Foley is Krazed's little bitch. He follows him around, they go everywhere together. I can see why he wouldn't want Krazed to wrestle this match, cuz it would be bad enough that the little fool is unemployed, but to be unemployed and crippled would absolutely suck, and being the kind man that I am, I allowed HHH to pick up where Krazed left off.

DD: Yeah!

KT: We've got a staredown in the ring…HHH doesn't look too good. Anyway…we've got a staredown in the ring between the 3 wrestlers…Oh my God! HHH just passed out!

Chyna: (laughing) Oh…this is terrible. Somebody call an ambulance!

KT: What do you 2 know about this?! I can tell by the looks on your faces that you had something to do with this! Shark is checking on HHH to see if he's ok…Three 6 attacks Shark from behind. I'm concerned about HHH, something could be terribly wrong and Panther and Chyna are laughing about it. Shark hits a Shark Bite on Three 6…boot to the midsection! Shark bounces off the ropes and Three 6 hits him with a spinebuster! He goes over and he makes the pin on HHH! The ref makes the count…1…2…Shark pulls him off!

DD: How low is Three 6 to try and pin a dead man?

Prez: He's not dead, we just…I mean he took…he's asleep.

KT: Right. Shark backs Three 6 to the buckle and is starting to stomp him now. Irish whip and Three 6 bounces hard off of the buckle and comes out and nails Shark with a clothesline! Three 6 picks Shark back up…there's the Falcon Arrow! Cover on Shark…1…2…kickout. Here come the EMT's…oh no! They're carrying HHH out on a stretcher. This is bad…and I truly hope that HHH is alright.

Chyna: You know…it's a darn shame that something like this had to happen to such a good person like Hunter. Seriously…but what happens to Krazed?

Prez: Well Chyna Doll…I guess that if HHH can't finish the match then he loses by default. And if he loses by default then Krazed is out on the street!

KT: Come on!!!! That's not fair at all! We're gonna have a new I-C Champion right here all because the Dynasty did something to HHH!

DD: Stop accusing him. He probably had a nose bleed and you know that with a nose his size that can be fatal!

KT: You idiot! Three 6 is punishing Shark in the ring right now! Irish whip to the ropes and he buries the knee into the midsection! Elbow to the throat…and again!!! Three 6 is on a mission to win the I-C Gold, his 1^st belt since his return to the NFWA about 1 month ago. Three 6 signals to the crowd…he looks like he's ready to finish Shark off. He picks him up by the throat…Shark with a kick to the groin! He hits off the ropes and nails him with a shoulder tackle and both men go down. Which one of these 2 will be the next I-C Champion?

Prez: What the hell is he doing?

DD: Yeah, this is HHH's match!!!

KT: Krazed looks like he's gonna fight for himself this time! He's tearing into both men. Three 6 tried for a big boot…Krazed caught it and spins him around…Chokeslam! Cover…1…2…Shark drops the elbow. Irish whip by Shark on Krazed…Atlantis Express! Cover…1…2…no!!! That was so damn close. Here come the Natural Born Playas out to the ring now. Shark has Krazed up and drops him in a sidewalk slam…Three 6 boots him in the face…he picks him up in a jackhammer type move! Cover…1…2…no!!! What a match and now Tina is over here in front of us and she's getting in Prez Panther's face…Chyna just nailed Tina with a right hand…Tina fires back! Chyna and Tina are going at it on top of our table! Dave put your money away…you too Prez! Shark has climbed to the top for the Shark Attack…Three 6 shakes the ropes and he strattles the top! Krazed from behind grabs Three 6…#1 Stunna!!!!! He makes the cover…1…2…Professional pulls the ref to the floor. Double C has a steel chair…chairshot on Krazed!!!!

Prez: Hell yeah!!!!

KT: Chairshot on Shark too! The Playaz are gonna try and steal one. Uh oh! Here comes Devastation to the ring! Biz is fixing to pick up here! We've got a brawl in the aisle between the Natural Born Playas and Devastation, Chyna and Tina are still going at it over by us. The ref is trying to break up the fight in the aisle…Krazed is back up and he had a chair…

DD: I think I've going blind!

KT: It's Lightning! Lightning just decended from the rafter…he snatches that chair from Krazed and bashes his brains in!!!!! He pulls Shark on top of Krazed and rolls to the floor! The ref is still on the ground trying to break up the fight! Nicole Bass just came from the crowd and she's choking out Chyna! Tina and Nicole Bass are doing a number on the 9^th Wonder of the World and if Nicole's here…oh God Harley Hart is back!!! Harley picks up the I-C belt and he bashes Shark in the head with it! Three 6 gets back up and he catches a shot to the head!

DD: Uh oh! The Discipline Committee has seen enough of this crap!

KT: Here comes Mr. X and the Discipline Committee…there are like 10 of them now! And they're attacking everybody who interfered in this match 2 of them are headed for Harley Hart…here come Anvil and the Bulldog and they're brawling with the Discipline Committee. Prez Panther has a steel chair…he blasts Nicole Bass…Panther Cutter on Tina!!!! Panther picks up Chyna and throws her into the ring…Krazed is getting back to his feet…he catches Chyna with the #1 Stunna…Prez Panther catches Krazed with a chairshot!!!! Krazed is down! Three 6 throws his arm on top of his chest! Here comes the ref…1…2…3!!!! No!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's outta here!

KT: That's not right at all and you know! Prez Panther has the I-C Belt in his hand, he picks up Chyna and those 2 are headed out of the arena. Krazed has been screwed here tonight, Three 6 is the new Champion which he didn't need ANY help to win but the crooked politics of the crooked Prez Panther has tarnished his reign. I don't know who's worse, the Dynasty or this Harley's gang.

KT: Well we've had the big screw job in the I-C Title match, what's gonna happen in the World Title match? Crazy Lou, Downcast, the World Title, next on Gear.

DD: What the…get him out of here! He's fired and he's crazy!

KT: There's not too much to say about that situation but…that damn Panther did it again!

Professional: Foley is gonna be sorry! He's f*cking with the wrong person!

Double C: Calm down, man!

Professional: Nah…somebody has to show him what he's f*cking with.

KT: He's sending the Dynasty away from the ring! This match is gonna be 1 on 1. We're not gonna have a repeat of the I-C Title match. The Dynasty is gone and Lou walks to the ring with an angry look on his face. This is a very personal match between these 2 that dates back the 1^st PPV Maximum Carnage and got even more Intense when Lou attacked Leena and several other women on Gear this past Wednesday. Well…

DD: It's the Professional!!!

KT: The Professional has come to the ring and he's attacking Mick Foley!!! Why on Earth is he doing this?! He's assaulting Foley on the stage and…what on earth? He's dragging him to the top of the Panthertron!!! The Professional has dragged Mick Foley to the top of the Panthertron…don't do something crazy! Come on…NO! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE JUST KILLED FOLEY!!!!! He tosses him from the top of the Panthertron right through the steel stage below!!!!! The steel gave and Foley went crashing to the concrete below! Get an ambulance for him!

DD: That was without a shadow of a doubt the greatest move in the history of our sport…no B.S. either.

KT: Lou with a sledgehammer blow to the back! Right hands to the side of the head, Lou has Downcast in trouble in the beginning! Irish whip to the ropes…Lou ducks down…he misses with a clothesline…Downcast hits the Spear!!!! Downcast now with right hands to the side of the head of Crazy Lou! Lou is in some serious trouble right here! Downcast lifts him back up…he's going for a Northern Lights Suplex but it's blocked…Lou counters with a DDT!!! He makes the cover…1…2…no! The EMT's are now attending to Foley…

DD: Can you believe that that idiot broke the stage?! You know how much money that stage costs?

KT: Why do you care, it's not like you paid for it! Downcast is clotheslined to the floor by Crazy Lou. Lou follows him out and slams Downcast's head into the Russian Announcer's table. Now onto our Announce Table…and now he takes him over to the Chinese Announce Table! Lou is taking Downcast apart! Irish whip by Lou…Downcast reverses and sends Lou backfirst into the steel! Downcast charges in…Lou hot shots him off of the guardrail…he picks Downcast up and suplexes him through the Russian announcers table!

DD: Downcast landed right on top of Vladimir!

KT: Who's that?

DD: 1 of the announcers! Don't you know nuthin?

KT: I guess that I don't know nuthin. Downcast is down and out. Lou is back in the ring and now he's climbing to the top rope…no!!! Flying elbow drop misses!!!!! Downcast moves and now he picks up a steel chair…BOOM!!! He hit Lou right in the head!!! Now it's time for Downcast to do this…for Leena!

DD: I'd be crying if I didn't hate that slut. I really would!

KT: Stop it! Downcast throws Lou back into the ring…clothesline! He runs through him with another! He picks Lou up…there's another spear!!!! This crowd here in Memphis is going crazy!!! Downcast is calling for the end…he hooks Lou up…there's Total Dispear!!!! It's all over…1…2…3!!!

DD: (crying) No!!!!! Lou!!!!

KT: Awww shut ya yap! Downcast is angry and he just said he's not done! He picks up Lou again…he hooks him and he drives him to the mat with Total Dispear!!!! He picks him back up…he nails him again!!!! Wait…he's gonna do it again? Come on, stop it Downcast! It's the Professional!!!! He runs out here and he's attacking Downcast with a baseball bat!!!! He is tearing Downcast apart…and now here comes Squirrel to the ring! Squirrel has a steel chair…he just nailed the Professional!!!! Squirrel is attacking the Pro! Pro and Squirrel are going at it! Crazy Lou is back to his feet…it's Nightmare! Nightmare nailed him in the back of the head with a baseball bat!!!! Now here comes Kaos out to the ring! We've got a pier sixer on our hands! Thank you for joining us on Gear! We'll see you next week!