
8/2/00-Live, from Atlanta, GA in the Georgia Dome!
(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and then fades away. The opening video for In High Gear plays and then opens up to the live crowd in the Georgia Dome screaming and holding up signs as pyro goes off in the ring. When the pyro stops the camera pans the crowd as fans hold up signs that say "Down with Downcast", "Shark is my Dad", and "Bischoff for Prez". We hear a gun shot go off in the crowd and the fan holding the "Bischoff for Prez" sign is hit by a stray bullet and thrown into the trash. The camera cuts to the announcer's table with Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave)
VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we are live from the beautiful Georgia Dome in Hotlanta and welcome to a very special Wednesday addition of In High Gear. We have a brand new World Champion, Downcast and tonight he makes his very 1st Title defense against the mighty Shark. Shark is one of the Franchise players in the NFWA, will he be able to walk out with the gold?
DD: No! It would be just like a Canadian to say something so damn dumb! The Dynasty won't allow Shark to walk out with the Gold, and I doubt that they'll allow Downcast to walk out period!
VJ: If you say so. Also tonight we will have the very 1st Rooftop match. Is Kaos 100% after being knocked off of the roof of the Ice Palace last Friday on FNS? Let's get down to ringside for the 1st match…
(Camera cuts to the locker room where we see Kaos walking into the arena with his head taped up. Suddenly Reckless Youth walks up to him with a baseball bat)
VJ: Oh…come on! Leave him alone, he's injured! Here comes Viper!!! Viper is backstage and he's attacking Reckless Youth…it's B.I.!!! Bad Influence with a superkick on Kaos and now he's stomping away upon him!
DD: Wow, it's absolutely crazy back there!
VJ: He's trying to drag him to the roof of the Georgia Dome!!! Come on, save it for later…low blow by Kaos and now he slams B.I. into a door!!!! Team Hardcore and Badd Blood are battling it out backstage!!! Security is back there and it looks like absolute chaos back there!
Demon Warrior Vs Blade
(Demon Warrior is in the ring with Luna when his music dies down. The lights go out and the spotlights roam the arena and the crowd begins to cheer. Suddenly the spotlights go off and we sit in darkness for 10 seconds. Fireworks shoot from the stage Blade's music begins to play as Blade walks out
onto the stage. He puts the Tag Title belt over his shoulder and walks down the ramp towards the ring. When he gets there he climbs into the ring but Luna trips him up)Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Whoa! Demon Warrior starts hammering away on Blade! Blade shoves him off…spear!!!! He took him right down and now he's hammering away with right hands right to the side of the head! Later on tonight Blade will defend the tag team titles along with Kaos against the Hardy Boyz. Knife-edge chop by Blade…Irish whip to the ropes and he catches him with a big powerslam!!!! Blade is ready to finish this one off it looks like…there's the chokeslam…1…2…3!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, Blade!!!!
DD: Well that sucked!
VJ: That was an amazing match up! Only in the NFWA will you see outstanding action like we've just seen!
DD: That seemed more like some WCW quality crap! We are in Atlanta so I guess that means every match will suck tonight!
VJ: Will you stop it?! I apologize ladies and gentlemen.
(A limo pulls up in front of the Georgia Dome and Harley Hart steps out)
VJ: Wait a minute?! What's he doing here?! Harley Hart is on his way into the arena!!!!
****Commercial****
(Camera catches Harley Hart and Nicole Bass walking over to Trish Stratus. Trish leads them into Prez Panther's office and the cameras cut back to ringside)
Hardcore Death Match: Viper Vs Reckless Youth
(Bitch Please 2 by Eminem plays over the PA system and the crowd begins to cheer. Viper walks out onto the stage and down to ramp towards the ring as he tags the hands of a few fans. When he gets to the ring he pulls out a trash can, 2 broomsticks and a table. He climbs into the ring and his music dies down. Hello by Ice Cube plays over the PA as Reckless Youth walks out onto the stage carrying a lead pipe. He starts to run down the ramp as Viper runs back up to meet him)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Whoa!!! Here we go!!!! Reckless Youth swings with the pipe but misses…Viper with a big clothesline that knocks him off the ramp and sends the back of his head right off of the barricade!!!! And now look at him…big dive by Viper and he's hammering away on Youth with right hand after right hand after right hand!!!! He picks him back up…pumphandle slam on the concrete!!! He makes the cover…the ref is way out of position…here he comes…1…2…no!!!! I think that maybe if the ref was there he would've got him!
DD: If I've said it before I'll say it again, Canadians don't have opinions!
VJ: Viper walks over to the technical area and throws the sound guy out of his chair…he picks it up…boom!!!!! Right in the head of Reckless Youth and this crowd is going crazy!!! Viper picks him back up…there's another one and he sends him right on top of the technical table…where the hell is he going?
DD: I don't know, but whoever said that Canadians were born without brains was damn right and you and this Viper are living proof. He's an idiot!
VJ: Your Canadian hating comments are worse than usual this week? What's the matter with you?
DD: Hey, it's not my fault your country is the world's pisshole! I only speak the truth.
VJ: Viper has a ladder and now he's setting it up on the stage…what on Earth…Viper is climbing to the top of that ladder…what is he doing? Oh my God!!!!! Viper just took a dive off of that ladder and the stage and he dove right through that tech table below!!! Reckless Youth moved!!!! He must have crashed from about 30 feet right into electrical equipment! Youth has a fire extinguisher and sprays him right in the eyes!!!! Trash can right to the head and look at the blood running down the trashcan. And now what is Youth doing? He's going up onto the stage and now he's climbing that ladder!!! Reckless Youth is now climbing that ladder…OH!!!!! 450 splash from off that ladder and he hit right on target but he may have killed himself and his opponent!!!! He rolls into the cover…1…2…no!!!! These men are taking some big risks to come out with the win here tonight!
DD: Yeah, they must've been hanging around that crackhead Warrior cuz they've both lost their minds!
VJ: Viper is crawling backstage it looks like…Reckless Youth is back to his feet and he picks up that lead pipe and he's headed over to where Viper is…swing and Viper moves! Viper with a nice leg sweep that takes him off of his feet…both men are back up and…MY GOD!!!! Reckless Youth just took his head off with that lead pipe shot to the head!!! He busted him wide open! Kaos makes the cover…1…2…he barely gets the shoulder up!!! I could've sworn it was over!!!! Youth is hammering with rights to the head of Viper and he's making that cut on his forehead wider!!! The arena floor is stained with Viper's blood and now Youth picks him back up…he's dragging him by the hair and it looks like they're going to ringside for the 1st time in this match! Viper goes hard into the ring apron!!! And now into the steel stairs!!! He throws Viper into the ring and now he's in there after him…and he's setting up the table in the ring! Viper is set up on the table…Reckless Youth goes up to the top rope…Guillotine Leg Drop from the top rope and through the table!!! He hooks the near leag…1…2…no!!!!
DD: I gotta give it to the Canadian! He's tough to beat. 90% of the Canadians in the World would've ran by now.
VJ: This is your last warning about the Canada jokes!
DD: It's the truth!
VJ: Yeah, you jackass! Reckless Youth and Viper are trading blows in the center of the ring, Youth rakes the eyes…he hits off the ropes…Viper misses with a clothesline…Reckless Youth jumps up for a huracanrana and he gets powerbombed right into what's left of that table!!!! Viper is bleeding but he's turned the tide it looks like!!! He crawls to the floor…he's looking under the ring for something. He's got a motorcycle helmet!!!! Viper is putting on a motorcycle helmet and he's climbing to the top rope…he signals to the crowd…swan dive headbutt!!!!! He may have killed him!!!! They're both down and they may be out cold…no Viper is moving. He throws off the helmet and he crawls over to Youth…1…2…he got his foot on the rope!!! Viper gets back up slowly…he reaches for a steel chair and wedges it in between the 1st and 2nd turnbuckles! He grabs Reckless Youth by the head…both men are busted wide open! He tries to ram him into the chair…Youth puts on the breaks…nice counter into a side Russian Leg Sweep…OH!!!!! The back of Viper's head bounced right off of the steel chair…he grabs him by the head…tornado DDT right in the center of the ring!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Reckless Youth!!!
VJ: Reckless Youth pulls out an amazing victory over Viper! So in tonight's war it looks like Badd Blood is down to Team Hardcore 0-1!
DD: Yeah, and if they go down 0-2 then Kaos will be dead!!! DOA, right off the roof of the Georgia Dome!
(Camera cuts backstage where we see Shark and Downcast walking towards the ring)
VJ: Well up next, the World Title will be on the line, It's Shark going 1 on 1 with Downcast! What a match we will have next on In High Gear!!!
****Commercial****
World Title: Downcast (Champ) Vs Shark
(Tom Sawyer by Rush comes over the PA as blue lasers shoot out from both sides of the stage in a fan like shape. Champ Shark hits the stage and the crowd erupts. He is followed by new Women's Champion Stacey Blitch and the pair walks down the ramp towards the ring as the camera focuses on a sign in the crowd that says "Shark Attack!!!" When he gets to the ring, he takes off his SHARK ATTACK t-shirt and his music dies down. Enter Sandman blasts over the PA and the lights begin to flash. Downcast walks out onto the stage with Leena and raises the World Title belt high into the air and then begins walking down the ramp and towards the ring. When they get to the ring, Downcast helps Leena in and then poses on the ropes as pyro goes off in the background. His music dies down)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Well here we go. It's a little unusual for us to have a World Title match this early in the card but this card is packed from top to bottom with wrestling action! Shark and Downcast they're good friends…
DD: Wow, the boobs are back!
VJ: Well the woman in the catsuit along with that large man are in the front row…do they have any relationship with Shark? Shove on Downcast by Shark…Shark shoves Downcast back…OH GOD!
(Pyro goes off on the stage and the Dynasty theme music plays as Prez Panther, Sniper, Trish Stratus and Crazy Lou walk out onto the stage and the crowd boos loudly. Lou has a mic and tries to quiet the crowd down as they throw trash at him)
Lou: Listen you pieces of sh*t, shut you f*cking mouths and pay attention to the Man, the Myth, the Legend and the real champion!!! Downcast, you may have won the World Title on FNS but that's only because we let you win it!! Everybody knows that you're not the World Champion until you beat Crazy Lou!! And then to top this off the 1st thing you do as Champion is give that overgrown guppy a title shot?! I've beaten both of your asses time in and time out because you both suck ass. So instead of letting you bore all of these fans out here and put on the worst match in wrestling history, I think it's time that me and the Dynasty do us all a favor and put you punks out of your misery!!!
(Lou picks up his baseball bat and the Dynasty begins to walk to the ring)
DD: Uh oh, it's getting good now!
VJ: The Dynasty is gonna try to assassinate Downcast and Shark!!!! Sniper gets up on the ring apron and catches a right hand from Shark!!!! Lou swings with that baseball bat and misses Downcast!!! Jaguar from behind just nailed Shark with the baseball bat and the Dynasty drags Downcast to the floor…Lou with a Pen Toss on the steel stairs!!! Sniper and Jaguar jump into the ring and they're trying to maul Shark and I think the ref is gonna throw this one out!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
DD: HAHAHA!!! The Dynasty is brilliant Vince! Nobody will get the World Title except Crazy Lou!!!!
VJ: Lou has that baseball bat and Panther is holding up Downcast…OH! He shattered the bat over his forehead!!! The Dynasty has just laid out both participants in this Title match and they are proud of it…what the!!!
DD: It's that damn idiot from the crowd!!! He's attacking Sniper in the ring!!
VJ: Low blow on the big man by Jaguar…Powerbomb right in the center of the ring and he's out!!! Security is out here now and they're dragging the big man away from the ring…the woman jumps over the barricade and now she's attacking Trish on the floor!!! The woman in the catsuit is attacking Trish and damn it!!!! That no good Lou just hit her in the back of the head with the baseball bat!!! Here comes Stacey and he just hit her with the baseball bat…Shark charges at Lou and he just got hammered from behind by Jaguar…he has a steel chair and he just took Shark's head off!!! I can't believe this damn Dynasty!!!!! Oh my God get some help for these women at ringside!!!!
(Commish Foley's music plays over the PA system and he walks out onto the stage with a mic)
Foley: Now Lou, Dynasty, I know that you think that you run this show and that you can do whatever you want but you're wrong! You see Lou, you want the title back? Well then fine! Tonight there will be another World Title match between Downcast…(The crowd starts to cheer) and Shark!!!
DD: What?! The match is over, Downcast is still the champ, Lou has the next title shot!
Foley: Oh but I'm not finished!!!! Now…not only will there be rematch here tonight, but the Dynasty is barred from ringside!!!! And if any of you, just 1 member of the Dynasty comes down to the ring then Crazy Lou will never, EVER get a shot at the World Title or any title in the NFWA again!!!!
VJ: Oh My God!!! That's big!! The Dynasty must stay away from ringside or Lou will never get another shot!
DD: Damn it, shut your mouth Vince! You know that Foley can't do this! It's just plain wrong!
Foley: So there ya go! Dynasty…have a nice day!
VJ: OH! It's the DDD/AWO!!! They're out on the stage and they're attacking the Commish!!! Why are they doing this…Squirrel hits the Nutt Shot on Foley and Zydrex is pounding him into the stage! Asphyx and ZT pick him back up and now Zydrex has him on the edge of the stage…no!!!! Dominator off the stage and through a table below!!!! Why did they do that to Commish Foley!!!
Squirrel: You know something Crazy Lou, you wanna talk about how you're the next World Champion? Well that belt belongs to me, and I don't care who I have to go through to get it!!!
VJ: Wait a minute! The DDD/AWO is on their way to the ring and they're brawling with the Dynasty in the aisle!
DD: It's turning into a damn riot out here!!!!
VJ: Watch Shark…Plancha over the top rope and now Shark is attacking Lou and Squirrel on the floor as the rest of the groups brawl!
(Country Grammar by Nelly plays over the PA system as the Natural Born Playas walk out onto the stage)
DD: Vince, head for the high ground, they're gonna kill somebody!
VJ: The Professional goes right after Downcast…we've got a Pier 6 brawl! Ladies and gentlemen we need some security out here! We'll be back with more In High Gear and later tonight we will try this title match again!
****Commercial****
(We come back from commercial break and see Shark lying unconscious backstage with a group of EMTs surrounding him)
DD: Here we go. That clumsy ass Shark hurt himself again!
VJ: I don't know about that. I think that this was the work of Crazy Lou and the Dynasty. They would do anything to keep the World Title out of Shark's hands here tonight! I think Lou's a little afraid of Shark!
DD: You've gotta be kidding me, Lou has beaten Shark, he doesn't fear anybody!
VJ: if you say so!
Tag Team Titles: Powers of Pain Vs the Hardy Boyz
(Bitch Please 2 plays over the PA as Badd Blood walks down to the ring carrying 1 tag title belt. Viper climbs into the ring while Kaos walks over to the announcer and grabs a mic as his music dies down)
Kaos: Listen up, now I know he just announced us as the Powers of Pain but the Powers of Pain are dead! I'm tired of carrying that little rat Blade around and doing all of the work for the team. I've said this before, but Blade is nothing but a little bitch and he sucks, so right now me and Viper, Badd Blood, are the new Tag Team Champions of the World!
(Suddenly the lights go out and spotlights cover the arena. After about 10 seconds fireworks shoot up from the stage and Blade walks out with his 1/2 of the Tag Title belts. He climbs into the ring and his music dies down)
Kaos: OK, hand Viper his title belt and get your ass out of the ring…
Blade: Shut the hell up!!! You talk about you carrying me, it was me that carried you! I was the one who saved your ass time in and time out, I'm the one who created this tag team, and if anybody gets the Tag Team Title belts it's gonna be me and any partner that I want! So give me my belt right now!
(The lights begin to flicker inside the arena and go out. We sit in darkness for about 30 seconds before pyro goes off on the stage. A flashing red light covers the arena and the Dynasty's theme music plays over the PA as Prez Panther walks out onto the stage with Trish Stratus and a mic)
Prez: Ladies, ladies! Please, keep it down out here! You're making so much noise that I can barely think. Now its seems to me that we have a problem. Kaos hates Blade so he doesn't wanna team with him anymore, but he wants to keep the Tag Team belts for himself. Blade says he should be able to keep his 1/2 of the Tag Team titles. Man…that's a really interesting situation, and the only people that are gonna be hurt are the fans…these loving, caring and adoring fans out there who came to see the Powers of Pain defend their gold here tonight. But don't you worry, because I do have a solution to this problem. Whether Kaos and Blade like it or not, they will stay together as the Tag Team Champions. Now we need to make this interesting…so I'm gonna take a page out of Paul E's book, if any of you does something to lose the belts purposely then you're both fired!!! So now, here are your opponents!
(The Hardy Boyz theme plays over the PA and Matt and Jnco walk to the ring with some woman with them. She points at the ring and the men run down to the ring to attack the Powers of Pain)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Prez Panther and Trish are having fun trying to make everybody miserable and now he's gonna start again. He's forcing the Powers of Pain to continue teaming against each other's will and now they have to face the Hardys. And they're on the stage laughing. Jnco Hardy is doing a number on Kaos in the middle of the ring. Irish whip and he hits hard off the buckle…the tag is made into Matt Hardy…poetry in motion is what they call that!
DD: Poetry in Motion? I call that move piss in the bucket because that's only as good as they are. They're not even worth a bucket of piss but they do smell like one. I'll give em that!
VJ: Stop it!!! Matt Hardy with right hands to the head and whoever this female is on the floor she's telling the Hardyz what to do. Who is she! Irish whip off the ropes goes Kaos…Matt misses with the clothesline and Jnco steps over the top rope with the big boot! Matt Hardy climbs to the top…Guillotine Leg Drop!!! Cover…1…2…no!!!! There's the tag made in and here comes Jnco…clubbing right hand to the small of the back…and another one! Scoop up and a sidewalk slam…Jnco climbs to the middle rope…Senton bomb! He hooks the leg…1…2…no!!! Kaos got the shoulder up Jnco with the reverse chinlock locked in on Kaos and he's beginning to fade…look at Blade on the ring apron, he's laughing at his partner!
DD: Yeah, if you got beat up by Jnco Hardy I would laugh at you too!
VJ: Jnco is a freaking monster! Kaos is trying to get to the ropes…he's getting really close…Jnco back to his feet and he drags his opponent back to the center of the ring by his throat!!! He walks over and tags in Matt Hardy, Matt climbs to the top rope…he misses with the moonsault!!! Now is the time for Kaos to make the tag…can he get it!
DD: Look at that coward Blade!!!!
VJ: He just grabbed the tag belts and he's walking out!! He's leaving his partner!
DD: See! I told you he was a pussy!
VJ: Oh, for God's sake! Blade is walking away with the gold…he's 1/2 way up the ramp and remember if Kaos loses because of this then both men will be fired!!! Matt has Kaos…Twist of Fate!!! It's gonna be over!!! Cover…1…2…Blade runs to the ring and breaks up the pin! Good God now he's all over Matt Hardy…Kaos back to his feet and he nails Blade with a clothesline from behind…Jnco grabs him and chokeslams him to the canvas…1…2…Kaos breaks up the pin!!! Kaos throws Jnco to the floor and Matt jumps him from behind and locks in the sleeper! Kaos backs him into the corner…Irish whip…he bounces hard off the buckle…Blade nails the big boot and now Kaos grabs him in a powerbomb position…Ticking Time Bomb!!! He makes the cover…1…2…elbow drop on him by Blade!!! Blade hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, and still Tag Team Champions: the Powers of Pain!!!
VJ: Blade steals the victory from his reluctant tag team partner and Panther and Trish are enjoying the carnage that they've caused right here!!!! Kaos has a steel chair…he just bashed Blade in the back of the head with it!!! How on Earth is this gonna walk out without these 2 both getting fired?! They're stuck with each other!
DD: Well you want them to break up, well fine! Team Hardcore will break them up!
VJ: It's Team Hardcore to the ring and now they're attacking both men!!! B.I. with a superkick on Kaos…Reckless Youth goes to the floor and he's attacking Viper!!! Jacknife by B.I. on Kaos and he's down in the center of the ring!!! And now he picks up the Xtreme and the Tag Team Title belt!!!
DD: Ha Ha!!! If he wasn't 100% before, I'm sure he's not 100% now! He's taking a plunge here tonight, I guarantee that!
(Posidin walks out of the medical area where both Stacey and Shark are)
VJ: Both Stacey and Shark were attacked by Crazy Lou and the Dynasty earlier on tonight and you can bet that doesn't sit well with the Light Heavyweight Champion. What's gonna happen up next, it's Posidin and Matt Hardy when we come back!!!
****Commercial****
(Kevin Taylor is backstage with Matt Hardy and the woman who came to the ring with him)
KT: Welcome back to In High Gear, and right now…
(The Ultimate Warrior runs into the picture and begins beating on his chest. He snatches the mic and begins to speak)
UW: Silence!!!! You are nothing but a mere mortal! You do not deserve to breathe of the same air that I and Hulk Hogan do!!!
KT: What the hell are you talking about?!
(Warrior screams and beats on his chest and Kevin Taylor runs away)
UW: Matt Hardy, the whole world wants to know: when you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, people cringe in fear. They grit they're teeth, they bat their eyebrows, they giveth of their souls just to feel the power from within! Matt Hardy, this power which I speak of is a power possessed by only 1 man, and you are that man. Do you accept that power?
Matt: Huh?!
UW: (Drinking Video Head Cleaner) Who's the chick?
Matt: Oh…ok! This is my new manager Chelsey Baker! She's gonna lead me and Jnco to gold here in the NFWA, and tonight Posidin you had better watch out cuz that Light Heavyweight Title is coming to me!!!
UW: (Sniffing paint thinner) Ohh…that's some good sh*t…oh sorry! May the force be with you Matt Hardy, May the power hover before you to protect you! May Destrucity reign supreme, may your soul be at rest! May George Bush become the next Prez of the US! May Bret Hart become Prime Minister of Canada! May…
(Matt and Chelsey begin to walk away and Warrior grabs them both)
UW: I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!! (Screams and beats on his chest) May Bob Backlund eat chocolate pudding to 2 days without taking 1 crap, but 2! May Trish Stratus…
(Camera cuts to ringside as the theme from 2001 A Space Odessy begins to play. Smoke and lazers shine from the entrance as Posidin walks out onto the ramp and holds the Light Heavyweight Title into the air before walking down the ramp and towards the ring. When he gets to the ring the camera pans the arena and the IHG logo comes up in the corner of the screen)
VJ: Tonight In High Gear has been brought to you by Fox Home Video, which brings you NFWA Maximum Carnage the home video, and by Playmates which will be releasing brand new NFWA action figures in September. And also by the brand new Double C bra…by the only bra endorsed by the NFWA's own Double C Chris Cannon. Again, the official Double C bra…in cup size double C only.
DD: Ha Ha! Double C bra…I gotta buy that!
Light Heavyweight Title: Posidin (Champ) Vs Matt Hardy
(Posidin's music stops as the Hardyz theme plays over the PA system again and Matt Hardy walks out onto the stage with Chelsey Baker. They run down to the ring and pose on the ropes as pyro goes off)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Matt with a knife-edge chop on Posidin…spin kick by Posidin! He's a martial arts expert!! Irish whip into the buckle…there's a chop to the throat!!! A knife-edge and Matt fires off with one! These 2 men are trading chops in the corner and they hit each other with double right hands and both men go down and then nip back up! Matt charges in and his driven to the mat…Crippler Crossface!!!
DD: What?! How dare that little idiot be a friend of Shark's and use the move that Sniper invented?!
VJ: Sniper created that?
DD: Yeah, he invented the dropkick too!
VJ: Will you stop! Hardy grabs the ropes and the ref forces the break. He picks him back up…he went for a suplex but Matt slips behind…Twist of fate!!!! We have a new Champion…1…2…he got the shoulder up and Chelsey doesn't like that 1 bit!
DD: I see Chelsey can't keep her eyes off of me! Maybe I ought to go over there and show her why Delaware is the hottest state in the USA.
VJ: Shut up! Matt with a scoop slam…he climbs to the ring apron…Arabian Press on Posidin…1…2…he gets his foot on the ropes! Matt looks a bit frustrated after that last move and he's anxious to get the duke over his opponent and make Chelsey happy!
DD: I can make her happy.
VJ: I'm sure you can. Jackoff! Matt Hardy with a snap suplex on Posidin…Hardy goes to the top rope…he makes a dive…Storm Kick right back to the jaw and he falls back into the buckle…Posidin jumps onto Hardy…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 right hands to the head…big kick to the back of the head!!!! Posidin to the top rope…Matt is back to his feet and Posidin hits the flying kick to the jaw!!!! He's ready to finish this match off…he sets him up on the top rope…Posidin climbs up there with him…Tidalwave!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and still NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: Posidin!!!!
VJ: Posidin keeps his streak alive and he's still the Light Heavyweight Champion. I've got a feeling that he's gonna hold that belt for a long, long time! Up next, the I-C Title will be on the line. Krazed will defend his belt against Xtreme!!!
****Commercial****
I-C Title: Krazed (Champion) Vs Xtreme
(Xtreme's theme music blasts over the PA as he walks out onto the stage and the crowd boos. He walks down the ramp and towards the ring and when he gets there Xtreme poses on the ropes and the crowd boos louder. His music dies down as I got that Fire plays over the PA system. Krazed walks out onto the stage with Tina and the crowd boos loudly. Krazed gives Tina a big French kiss on the stage. Suddenly Prez Panther comes from the locker room and bashes him in the head with a sledgehammer)
VJ: What the hell is he doing?!!!! Prez Panther just attacked Krazed with a sledgehammer right in the head! And to the ribs…Panther has lost it!!!! Tina tries to hit Prez Panther and he shoves her down hard! Panther picks Krazed up…Da Bomb on the stage on Krazed!!!
DD: Yeah!!! How many Fed Prezes do you know who will handle a wrestler like that?!
VJ: He's just jealous of Krazed's relationship with Tina!
Prez: Xtreme, sorry big guy, but I don't think that you'll be getting your title shot here tonight! Now Krazed, you wanna lay down on the job, you wanna skip out on a match knowing that Xtreme would kick your punk ass, and disappoint the NFWA fans. Well I am a fan friendly Prez, and I feel these fans' pain and I know that they want me to get revenge on you! So right here, for skipping this match Krazed I am putting you on probation! As a matter of fact, I do think these people deserve to see you in a match and they will get the opportunity! This Sunday night on Gear, you will go 1 on 1 with an opponent of my choice, and if you lose the match your ass is fired from the NFWA!!!!
DD: Ha Ha that's great!
Prez: Now Krazed…Tina, you 2 can have a nice day!
VJ: Panther just beat Krazed half to death with a sledgehammer, how is he gonna be able to fight for his career on Sunday night?!
Xtreme: Hold on Prez! I wanted a fight and I'm gonna get a fight, and I'm gonna get one with you kitty kat!
Prez: (laughing) You know what…I would go up there right now and give you a Champion of Champions style ass whooping but I don't feel like putting my hands on a piece of sh*t like yourself. So now I'll give you 2 times the fight that you wanted!
VJ: It's Chyna!!! Chyna from the crowd with a chair and she just attacked Xtreme! They have some history and…uh oh! Xtreme is getting the upper hand on Chyna…it's Jaguar!!!! Jaguar from the crowd with a crowbar…right to the back of the head of Xtreme! And again…Jaguar and Chyna are taking it to Xtreme right in the center of the ring and he has been laid out! And now they're coming back up the ramp to Tina! She's standing up there alone…don't you dare hurt her! Jaguar and Chyna are holding Tina and now look at Panther…he's yelling and screaming at her…it's that large man again!! He just came back from the crowd and chased the Dynasty away with a chair! You know that he wants the Dynasty after what they did to his lady friend earlier on tonight…who is that man?
(Camera cuts backstage as Crazy Lou walks into Downcast's locker room with a baseball bat. We hear a lot of crashes and screams before Lou walks out with the World Title belt about 30 seconds later. Officials run into the room and Rosie Sanchez walks up)
VJ: Did Lou just attack Downcast? What is the matter with him?! He's lost him mind!
(One of the officials runs out of the room with a serious look on his face)
RS: (to the official) Excuse me…is everything…
Official: I can't talk now! I need help!!!!
(He runs away and Rosie walks into the dressing room)
VJ: What just happened in there?!
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Leena covered in blood and being put on a stretcher. Downcast is at her side and has an angry look on his face)
VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…we're being told that it was Leena who was attacked by Lou…he is absolutely obsessed with getting the World Title back and he will do anything to get it. And Dave I know that you can't agree with this!
DD: Hey, yeah I agree with it! Downcast stole the belt, you and I both know that it's not his property so I agree with Lou 100%! That chick deserves to get beaten.
VJ: You're cold blooded! Somebody is gonna kick Lou's ass for this. It's a good thing that nobody from the Dynasty will be able to interfere in the World Title match. Let's get to the rooftop.
X-Treme Rooftop match: Kaos (Champion) Vs Bad Influence
(B.I. is on the roof waiting behind the door with a brick)
VJ: Somebody had better inform Kaos what he's walking into. He's about to get ambushed by Bad Influence!
(The door opens and B.I. hits the person that walks out with a brick.)
DD: Yeah!!! Who was that that he hit…Oh My Dog!!! That's Reckless Youth!!!
VJ: Oh no! He just hit his tag team partner with that brick!!! Look on the top of that that platform…it's Kaos!!!! He hits a flying clothesline on B.I. and this match is underway!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
DD: Oh no!!! Get up Bad! Get up!
VJ: Bad Influence is in trouble!!!! Kaos with scoop up and a slam on top of the Georgia Dome! We've got nets surrounding the building to make sure that nobody dies from a fall! Kaos is gonna try to throw him off of the roof…he's trying to block it…low blow!!!! B.I. hits a DDT hard off of roof! Bad Influence now stomping away on him and I know that you're happy about this!
DD: Yeah. Kaos is a freak that not only deserves to get his ass kicked but he deserves to die a terrible death. And B.I. is gonna give him what he deserves tonight!
VJ: Brainbuster on Kaos by Bad Influence…he calls the ref over…1…2…he gets the shoulder up! Bad Influence picks him up by the hair and gets a running start…headfirst right into the door goes Kaos and look at the blood going down the door! He picks him back up…he's going for the piledriver…back body drop by Kaos takes B.I. up and over!!!! He picks up that brick…Reckless Youth is back up and he catches the brick right to the head again!!! He's been knocked out 1 more time! He picks B.I. up in a fireman's carry position…DVD!!!!
DD: Disqualify him!
VJ: For what!? This is an X-Treme Title match!!! Cover by Kaos…1…2…kickout by B.I.! These guys can take a lot of punishment! Backbreaker on B.I. by Kaos…and again!!! He gets up and he's measuring B.I. for something…he charges in and misses with a clothesline…Superkick by B.I. hits him right on the jaw!!!! Kaos staggers back…not again!!!! He just fell off the roof of the Georgia Dome!!!! Damn it!!!
DD: Yeah!! B.I. must hail from Delaware cuz he just hit big time tonight! He's the brand new X-Treme Champion…Oh No!!! B.I….turn around!!!!
VJ: Kaos didn't fall after all…he must have hung onto the edge of the roof!!! Bad Influence turns around…he tries for the Superkick and gets caught…Ticking Time Bomb!!!! B.I. is dead!!!! Wait…Blade is on the roof and he's got both Tag Belts…Kaos charges in at him and the Tag Champions are going at it! They're trying to kill each other!!! Blade with a thumb to the eyes…he charges in at Kaos and gets back body dropped off of the roof of the Georgia Dome!!!!! Superkick once again by B.I.! He picks him back up…Jacknife!!!! He makes the cover…1…2…3!!! We have a new champion!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA X-Treme Champion: Bad Influence!!!!
DD: Yeah! That was great! What a win by B.I.!!!
VJ: That was cheap! He had Kaos beaten but that damn Blade ruined the match! Damn it!!! You can bet that this is far from over between B.I. and Kaos and you know that it's not over between Blade and Kaos…if Blade didn't break the nets surrounding the arena.
(Camera cuts to the back and we see both Downcast and Shark on a split screen looking for Crazy Lou)
DD: Uh oh, this isn't good!
VJ: Crazy Lou is a marked man here tonight! The World Title match is next, Shark goes 1 on 1 with Downcast! Stay with us!!!
****Commercial****
World Title Match: Downcast (Champion) Vs Shark
(Tom Sawyer by Rush comes over the PA as blue lasers shoot out from both sides of the stage in a fan like shape. Shark hits the stage and the crowd erupts. He walks down the ramp towards the ring as the camera focuses on a sign in the crowd that says "Shark Attack!!!" When he gets to the ring, he takes off his SHARK ATTACK t-shirt and his music dies down. Enter Sandman blasts over the PA and the lights begin to flash. Downcast walks out onto the stage and raises the World Title belt high into the air and then begins walking down the ramp and towards the ring. When they get to the ring, Downcast then poses on the ropes as pyro goes off in the background. His music dies down. Suddenly "From Da Streets" by $-Ret plays over the PA as yellow lights flash over the PA. The Professional walks down to the ringside area and goes to the commentary booth)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: What are you doing out here?
Pro: You see, we can't have a World Title match without having the uncrowned champ at ringside, can we?
DD: You can't fool me. You're gonna interfere in this match. You're nothing but a punk bitch!
Pro: I don't interfere in matches. I'm making a Professional Promise that I won't interfere in this.
(Welcome to the Jungle suddenly plays over the PA system and the crowd boos. Crazy Lou walks out onto the stage with Trish Stratus and raises the World Title belt into the air. Downcast and Shark turn to his with angry looks on their faces)
VJ: Wait a minute! He can't interfere in this match or he'll never get a shot at that belt again! Get him out of here!
Pro: Foley really didn't have to worry about him getting that title again cuz once I get that gold at Hell on Earth do you really think that that piece of sh*t could beat me for the belt?! Nobody can beat me for the belt, I'm gonna beat Downcast or Shark and I'm gonna be the Champ from then until I get tired of the damn thing!
VJ: Watch Shark…school boy on Downcast…1…2…new champion…no!!! Kickout by Downcast and now he's laying the right hands into Shark…Shark fires back…and again…they're trading blows…Shark Bite by Shark…boots to the midsection…he picks him up by the throat and tosses him back to the buckle and he's stomping a mudhole in him! Irish whip to the buckle goes Downcast…he ducks the head, Shark with a kick to the head…he goes for a clothesline and swings at Downcast but he ducks…Spinebuster!!!! Downcast with a cover…1…2…he kicks out! Downcast picks him back up…fist right between the eyes…Shark staggers back into the buckle…he mounts Shark…1…2…3…4…Shark blocks that last punch and works Downcast into powerbomb position…powerbomb…no Downcast with a huracanrana and takes him over!!!!
Pro: You know what, I'm not gonna take too much away from this Downcast, he's a helluva wrestler…he's no Professional but he's the World Champ!
DD: Pro, I always knew that you sucked ass! You only do that because you would rather be sucking something else.
Pro: You wanna talk about how I suck ass, well you need to worry about who's gonna pull my foot out of yours in about 30 seconds!
VJ: Gentlemen calm down!!! Downcast hits off the ropes…elbow to the midsection…maybe even lower than that by Shark!!! He slams him facefirst into the mat and Shark turns the tide back in his favor. I think that he may be the new champion after this match, especially since no Dynasty member can interfere. Sidewalk slam by Shark…he turns Downcast over…knee drop right to the small of the back! He sits on the back and cinches up the camel clutch! He's in serious trouble!
Pro: You know what…I have to tie my shoe!
DD: Sit back down you home wrecker! I know what you're trying to do!
VJ: The Dynasty doesn't want Shark to win the title…but then again they don't want Downcast to keep it…or maybe they do! I have no clue what is going on with the Dynasty. Downcast is trying to reach for the ropes…no he's picking Shark up on his back…too much weight and he sits down across the back of Downcast and cinches up again! Downcast is trying to get out of this hold…
DD: It's over…I know we've got a new champion and I know he's gonna kick your ass at Hell on Earth!
Pro: Dave…no offense but…
(He pulls out a bottle of liquor and smashes it over his head.)
VJ: Oh!!! What the hell! Professional…sit back down! Professional looks like he's heading into the ring…Shark sees him up on the ring apron and breaks the hold…Shark Bite on the Pro knocks him down! He walks back over to Downcast and he's gonna sit down on his back again…Downcast got the knees up and hit Shark right in the groin!!! Lou has a look of concern on his face up on the stage! Downcast back to his feet and he hits the bulldog on Shark! 1…2…no!!! He almost got him! Downcast is trying to put him away! He sets Shark back up on the top…he follows him up…beautiful Superplex will get the job done…1…2…no!!! Sooo close!!!! Elbow drop into the throat of Shark…the Professional is trying to get back into the ring and the ref is trying to stop him…Shark runs into the ref and the ref hits heads with the Professional and knocks him down! Irish whip by Downcast…reversal and another reversal…boot to the midsection by Downcast…Spear!!! Downcast looks like he's gonna get the victory…Total Dispear on Shark!!!! It's over and he's gonna get the win! Lou runs down to the ring…it's Commish Foley!!! He's holding Lou back! How on Earth is he walking after what the DDD/AWO did earlier tonight? Lou can't interfere or he won't get a title shot again! The Professional is in the ring with the ring bell…he swings at Downcast and misses…Total Dispear!!!! Shark with a clothesline just decked him! He picks him up…what strength by Shark…Atlantis Express!!!! Shark looks ready to finish this one off! He climbs to the top rope…this crowd is deafening in the Georgia Dome…Shark Attack on Downcast!!! It's all over and the ref is starting to stir…1…2…Jim the Anvil Neidhart just pulled the referee from the ring?! What's going on? That's Harley Hart again!!! Chairshot to the head of Shark!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of a DQ, and still NFWA Champion: Downcast!!!
VJ: This looked like a pretty even match but was ruined by outside interference. We saw Harley go into Prez Panther's office earlier on! Was this what he had in mind? The British Bulldog picks Shark up on his shoulder…Running Powerslam!!! And now Harley Hart is stomping away on Shark! What the hell is going on here? And now he and the Bulldog pull out the Canadian Flag…it's my home country but the fans here in Atlanta don't like it…Downcast with a clothesline on Hart!!!!! Downcast is all over Harley Hart in the ring! He's coming to the aid of his ally Shark, even though they've been to hell and back tonight! Chairshot on Harley, and on Bulldog…Anvil runs in and he gets some!!!! Downcast is standing tall and it looks like this Canadian coalition is retreating here tonight! Lou is back in the ring with the title belt and he hammers the Champion with it!!! He picks up Downcast…there's the Pen Toss on him and Lou raises the belt high into the air! The Professional is back up and he snatches the belt from Lou! He's the #1 contender for the thing. Lou tries to take the belt back…Professional with a spear and he takes Crazy Lou down! Lou and the Professional are going at it! Shark is back to his feet now and he pulls Lou off of Pro and hits him with a clothesline and now Shark is attacking Lou!!! It's the DDD/AWO!!! Squirrel hits the ring and now he's going at it with Professional!!! Harley Hart is coming back and he's after Shark again!!!! Lou just nailed Harley with a right hand and now they're going at it!!!! It is absolute chaos once again tonight on In High Gear!!! Everybody is going completely nuts to become the top man in the biz today!!!!!
(The men continue to brawl in the ring as the screen fades to black)
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