Lou: Hey, what's up Sniper?

Sniper: Nothing much. Well, a lot has happened since I left for a short while, but I think the NFWA still knows who’s running things. I bet Shark, Downcast, and the rest of those goons enjoyed to straight episodes of "In High Gear" without having to worry about me, and if I was coming for them. Chyna, what’s up baby! Good to see you!

Chyna: Thanks, Sniper! It’s good to be back, and with the right people I belong with!

Lou: Yeah, well tonight is gonna be our night, tonight is gonna be the 1^st step in me regaining the World Heavyweight Title, and tonight me and Panther are gonna drop Da Bomb on the whole World! Right P-Diddy?

Lou: What the f*ck is his problem?

Sniper: I don't know, we'll talk to him later to see what's going on, but tonight is gonna be the Dynasty's night!

DD: Well, nobody likes Canada here in Nashville. These rednecks can finally think straight for once.

KT: Stop it! We are sold out here in the Nashville Arena and we have an incredible main event, the World Title is on the line in a 3 way match as the Dynasty's hired gun Jaguar and the Professional for the World Heavyweight Title!

DD: That's gonna be a war, but what does Crazy Lou have to say about that?

KT: Good question. Also we've got the I-C Title on the line as Shark faces Three 6, and we have some incredible news here tonight. The TV Champion Squirrel suffered a severe knee injury and here tonight he will relinquish the TV Title to Bad Influence.

DD: I still can't believe that news…now shut your mouth skank cuz we've got an evening gown match on our hands!

KT: Wow…Shyanne has pretty hair.

DD: Let me get this straight, we've got 2 chicks about to rip their clothes off and all that you can think about is…HAIR?!

KT: She's pretty. Anyway the mother of my child…I mean Shyanne has the upper hand and is hammering away with rights and lefts on Stacey. This is Shyanne's hometown you know so there's no way in hell that she's losing this match. Irish whip to the ropes goes Stacey and Shyanne misses with a clothesline...but Stacey doesn't miss with her clothesline! She picks up Shyanne…spinebuster down to the canvas and she's hammering away with right hands to the head of the hometown girl!

DD: I see panties!!!! I can see panties…swweeeeeeeeeet!!!!

KT: You're a pathetic man David. Stacey just ripped the straps off of Shyanne's evening gown and she's tugging at the bottom of the dress! We're gonna see Shyanne in bra and panties! No…Shyanne kicks her and Stacey's head hit hard off of the buckle…Shyanne charges in and Stacey went for a back body drop but Shyanne caught the head and DDT'd her to the canvas! Stacey is hurt and Shyanne went straight for the zipper! She's smart and pretty.

DD: Kevin I'm starting to think that you're in love with this woman? Won't your blow-up doll be jealous?

KT: Hey…shut up! Shyanne is pulling the dress off of Stacey…maybe I should go in there and help…I mean she's almost naked! Stacey with an elbow to the head of Shyanne…she pulls herself back to her feet and blasts Shyanne with a right hand and she goes back to the buckle. Stacey sets Shyanne up on the top rope…she follows her up…what is she about to do? Oh my! Superplex on Shyanne and Stacey is signaling for the end! Wait…here comes Jevona out to ringside!

DD: Wow she looks good! Is she gonna strip too?

KT: Maybe. Stacey has a good grip on that gown and she's ripping and tearing at it! Shyanne is trying to pull herself to the ropes but it looks like it's all over for the newcomer…what the hell?!!! Jevona just broke a 2X4 over the head of Stacey! Jevona gets in the ring and helps up Shyanne…Shyanne has Stacey by the hair…this isn't fair!!!! I like Shyanne but come on! She butterflies the arms…there's a butterfly suplex and that may be all for Stacey! Now Shyanne and Jevona are tearing at the dress…

DD: IT'S DARKNESS!!!!

KT: Lower your voice please. Darkness is out here and she just attacked Jevona!

DD: CATFIGHT!!!!! CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

KT: Darkness is tearing off Jevona's clothes! My God Jevona has been stripped down to her bra and panties!!!

DD: (drooling into his microphone)

KT: Shyanne attacks Darkness from behind…and now she's trying to rip that catsuit off of Darkness!

DD: (Wiping the drool from his mouth) I always liked this Shyanne girl! Strip her!

KT: Shyanne is stripping Darkness…Stacey is back up and she comes up behind Shyanne…she ripped off the evening gown and now Shyanne is in bra and panties! The match is over!

DD: Oh…my heart!

KT: I think Dave is having a stroke over here. Stacey is still kinda dazed after that 2X4 shot, but why did Jevona help her. Jevona has a steel chair and she just bashed Stacey in the head with it! Darkness is trying to help her friend Stacey out…Shyanne grabs her by the hair and drives her to the mat with an inverted DDT! And now Shyanne rips off what's left of Stacey's evening gown!! My God I think this is the most T & A we've had in the history of the NFWA!

DD: You're a sexist pig!!!

KT: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Sniper: Hey Panther, what's you're problem.

Chyna: Yeah, I thought you would've been the happiest person in the World after we fired Krazed. What's wrong with you?

Prez: You 2 wanna know what my problem is? Well let me tell you, last week was just the beginning! Krazed was the 1^st person to find out what happens when you cross the Dynasty, but now it seems like somebody else want to feel our wrath. Somebody who thinks that he's some kind of big shot, well tonight I'm bringing this person back down to earth and I'm gonna make and example out of him in front of the entire world!

Sniper: Wait…you're gonna fire somebody else tonight?!

Prez: Damn right.

Sniper: Who? Foley?

Prez: Just sit back and watch the show and I promise you that everybody is gonna know what the Dynasty's way is all about!

KT: Did you hear that? Last week Vince Johnson and Krazed were fired, and this week someone else is gonna get fired! Who is it?!

DD: It's not me!

KT: Well here we go! This is the debut of both of these men, the new generation in the NFWA!

DD: New Generation?! Shut up you inbred hick! Sometimes you make Vince Johnson look smart!

KT: I take offense to that. We've got a staredown in the middle of the ring…look how big Reaper is. There's a shove by Ray Man…Reaper shoves him back and Ray Man goes down hard. Reaper tries for an elbow drop but misses! Ray Man is back to his feet and he's putting the boots to the head of Reaper! Reaper is back to his feet and catches a right hand to the side of the jaw…and again…Ray Man catches a right that knocks him into the ropes…but he fires back with a huracanrana!

DD: Damn! The earth almost shook with that one!

KT: These 2 wanna make a name for themselves here on the mothership…

DD: There you go with that mothership sh*t again! Did you get abducted by aliens when you were a kid?

KT: Ray looks like he's about to hit his finisher, the Ray of Light! He's going for it but Reaper shoves him into the ropes. Ray Man goes for another huracan…OH! Reaper drives him into the mat with that powerbomb! He goes for the cover…1…2…he got the shoulder up! That was close! Reaper picks him back up…Canadian Backbreaker!

DD: Damn it!

KT: He runs to the ropes and hits a big leg drop on Ray Man and he looks hurt! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout! That move may have worked for Hogan but it doesn't get the job done in the NFWA! No! He picks Ray Man back up and hammers him with a club to the back…there's a beautiful knife-edge chop…he Irish whips Ray Man to the buckle…he charges in but misses with a clothesline…Reaper with a spinning heel kick!!!! That's amazing for a man that's 6' 9 and 350+ pounds! He makes the cover…1…2…again Ray Man kicks out! Reaper picks him back up and squeezes him in a bearhug! These fans don't like Reaper but you have to admit he's impressive.

DD: Of course he's impressive! This guy reminds me of me when I was Champion.

KT: You never wrestled.

DD: Yeah, but I could kick your ass!

KT: True. He's squeezing the life out of Ray Man and he looks like he's either gonna submit or pass out. Ray Man hits him with a right hand to the forehead…another one and there's a right to the ear of Reaper and that breaks the hold! Ray Man looks hurt but he has enough energy to hit off the ropes…OH! Powerslam! It's over Dave…1…2…kickout! Reaper was 1 count away from picking up the win!!!

DD: These referees can't count if their lives depended on it! This match was over!

KT: Reaper with a big stomp to the head of his opponent! There's a forearm shot to the back of the head! Irish whip by Reaper…reversal by Ray Man into a spinebuster and both men are down! Ray Man has the chance to turn the tide but he's still hurting after the punishment inflicted on him earlier in the match. He's back to his feet now and Reaper is trying to pull himself back up using the ropes…Ray Man charges in and blasts him with a clothesline that sends him to the arena floor! He may have even hit his head on our table! Reaper is back up and Ray Man slingshots himself over the top rope and gets caught…he's hammering with right hands to the head of Reaper…he hits a tornado DDT on the floor! He picks Reaper back up and rolls him back into the ring and I think he's going up! Yes! Ray Man to the top rope…Swanton bomb! He hooks the leg…1…2…no! Oh man that was close! Reaper is back up now…Ray Man nails him with a high knee…there's a facebreaker and he's got the big man reeling…Ray Man goes for a spear…oh no! He couldn't take the big man down and he got caught…OH MY GOD! Running Powerbomb!!!

DD: That's it, he's dead!

KT: He folded him up like an accordion! Ray Man is actually moving! He's trying to get back to his feet and Reaper is walking over to him…low blow by Ray Man!

DD: What a cheater!

KT: Ray Man is obviously hurt after that powerbomb but he's climbing the ropes again! Reaper caught him on the top rope…OH! Hangman DDT! This match is over…1…2…3!!!

DD: You've gotta hand it to Reaper for that win!

KT: Well unfortunately Squirrel is on his way out here to relinquish the TV Title. That will happen when we return here tonight on In High Gear!

RS: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NFWA TV Champion: Squirrel!

RS: Squirrel, right here tonight you will forfeit the TV Title to Bad Influence after suffering a severe knee injury. 1^st of all I wanna ask you how you're feeling?

Squirrel: Well obviously I don't feel too good right now cuz if I did I'd be in this ring kicking B.I.'s ass, but since I have a knee injury it looks like that's not gonna happen.

RS: How bad is the injury and when can we expect you back?

Squirrel: Well, it's bad enough. It looks like I'm gonna be out of action for the next 2…

B.I.: Look bitch, you take your pretty little ass and get out of our way! And as for you Squirrel, we don't care about your injury, we don't even care when you're gonna be back, all that matters is that you just punked out of this match! You know it, I know it and everybody knows that when you stepped in the ring with me that I was gonna beat your ass all over the ring. So you come out here with this little injury, you can talk about it being bad, but I say that it's absolute bullsh*t!!!!

DD: He's telling it like it is!!

KT: What a big man this Bad Influence is to pick a fight with an injured man. Get some help out here!

B.I.: Now Squirrel, since you're obviously nothing but a punk bitch, just hand over my belt, Rosie you announce me as the new champion, and Squirrel you can just limp your gimp ass out of the NFWA cuz we don't need a little punk like you!

KT: Squirrel looks like he's about to knock B.I.'s head off. Don't do it Squirrel, you're not in the condition to fight.

DD: He's just faking it! Knock him out you big coward

KT: Stop it. Rosie is trying to talk Squirrel down…I think she calms him down and he tosses the TV belt over to B.I….and he just flipped him off.

Squirrel: You had better take good care of that belt, cuz when I get back that belt and your ass both belong to me!

DD: Whoa!!! Did you see that?!

KT: Bad Influence just attacked Squirrel's knee! And now Team Hardcore is stomping Squirrel! Can we get some help out here! Reckless Youth locks Squirrel in a figure 4 leglock and now B.I. is going to the floor for something. He's got a chair!!! The referee's just pulled Youth off of Squirrel…B.I. with a chairshot to the knee of Squirrel!!! And again!!! And again damn it somebody stop him!!!! Reckless Youth sets that chair on Squirrel's knee…B.I. climbs to the top rope…NO!!!!!! OH MY GOD! He just jumped down right on top of his knee!

DD: I heard a snap!!!! I think he broke his leg like a twig! I know he did!

KT: Zydrex isn't here to help his tag team partner, I haven't heard from the DDD/AWO in a while! Can somebody come out here and do something about this?!

KT: It's Mad Dreams!!!!! Mad Dreams have come to the ring and they're going at it with Team Hardcore!!! EMT's are out here to help Squirrel and he's getting carried out on a stretcher. Who knows when we'll see him again and Mad Dreams in the meantime is kicking Team Hardcore's asses!

KT and DD: Vince Russo?!!!!!!

KT: I thought that he was banned from pro wrestling?! Vince Russo is out here with the Canadians Harley Hart and the British Bulldog and now they come down to the ring to attack Mad Dreams!

KT: Is this a match?! Reckless Youth and B.I. are working over on Nightmare and Hart and Bulldog are working over Madman! Irish whip by B.I. on Nightmare…he misses with a clothesline…Nightmare with a flying clothesline takes down both members of Team Hardcore! Now he knocks Hart to the floor with a superkick! Madman throws Bulldog to the floor and those 2 are going at it! Reckless Youth is on the top rope and he nails Madman and Bulldog with a plancha!

DD: This match is out of hand! Somebody call the police!

KT: Nightmare slams Harley Hart headfirst into the steel stairs! He charges in and catches a big boot! Hart has the Canadian flag and he's choking Nightmare with it! Bad Influence is working over the Bulldog in the corner. Irish whip by Bulldog…reversal B.I. sends him hard into the buckle…Superkick by B.I. on Bulldog! The ref has lost control of this match! B.I. is going for a Jackknife…Harley Hart hits him with a low blow!! Harley Hart and the Bulldog are double teaming B.I., even though he deserves to get his ass kicked after what he did to Squirrel but these fans hate these damn Canadians! Bulldog has Bad Influence up…Running Powerslam! Cover…the ref back into the ring…1…2…Devastation!!!! Thor, Olympus and Posidin have pulled the Bulldog to the floor and they're attacking him!!! They're trying to destroy the Bulldog and Harley Hart jumps to the floor and attacks him!!! This is a crazy match! Nightmare is helping Devastation attack the Canadian Hitmen on the floor and now B.I. has joined this brawl! Reckless Youth is in the ring with Madman…Madman is going for the Jackknife but Reckless Youth gives him a low blow. Posidin is in the ring now…he has a steel chair…

DD: Hey ref, lock in the ring!!!!

KT: OH! He hit Madman by a mistake! Reckless Youth with a dropkick sends Madman to the floor! He climbs to the top rope…Shooting Star Press! Cover and the ring runs back into the ring…1…2…3!!!!

KT: Bad Influence is the new TV Champion and now he and Reckless Youth steal a victory!

DD: Hey, it's not Youth's fault that Posidin as a clumsy bastard! Posidin wanted to play the game and he lost, Team Hardcore rules!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen stay with us cuz when we come back Siege takes on Firestorm.

Reckless Youth: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

B.I.: Yeah!

KT: What the hell?! Team Hardcore is attacking the EMT's!!!! And now Bad Influence has a sledgehammer!!! He just climbed into the ambulance with that sledgehammer and he hit Squirrel right in the knee!!! And again!!!! Bad Influence has snapped and he's trying to put Squirrel out of action for good!

DD: He probably shattered his leg into 1000 pieces! This is great!

KT: Dave, you're sick! B.I. has that sledgehammer again…wait that's Siege!! He just shot a blow torch right in Bad Influence's face!!!!

DD: What's he doing? Somebody get in there and stop this!

KT: Reckless Youth tried to attack him and caught a low blow…Siege has that sledgehammer and just nailed Youth right in the top of the head with it! He may have a concussion!

DD: That idiot!!!! Who does he think he is? Where is the Discipline Committee now?!

KT: Well ladies and gentlemen this match is underway and these 2 men are going at it. Siege is getting the upper hand on Firestorm with right hands to the side of the head! There's a knee to the gut…he's stomping him in the corner…oh what strength by Firestorm! He grabs Siege by the throat and tosses him across the ring! Siege back to his feet and he catches a hard clothesline!

DD: I like this Firestorm guy. I like Siege too but he's been acting like a skankhole tonight so I'm rooting for the other guy!

KT: Will you stop? Firestorm picks Siege up in a military press slam…and look at the power of this 7 foot monster! He tosses him over the top rope and to the arena floor! Siege looks hurt! Firestorm climbs out of the ring and he's going after Siege! Right hand knocks Siege right on top of the Mexican Announce table!

DD: Wouldn't that be the same as Spanish?

KT: No jackass! Then it wouldn't be Mexican! Firestorm just pulled something out from under the ring…oh no not another blow torch! Come on…OH!!! He just shot that blow torch at Siege but he moved and 1 of the announcers is on fire!!!!! My God!!! Siege with a football tackle sends Firestorm into the guardrail! He charges in an clotheslines him into the crowd!!!!

DD: This isn't am X-Treme match! And somebody get over here and put Jose Lopez's fire out just if he touches me with his flaming ass I won't be responsible for my actions!

KT: Why is it that I don't know any of the foreign announcers?

DD: Cuz you don’t know NOTHING!!!!

KT: Well thanks for pointing that out. Siege has a chair in the crowd…he just bashed Firestorm in the head! And again! He chop blocks the knee and sends him hard to the arena floor! Where's Siege going? Oh he has a table in the crowd! Siege has Firestorm by the hair…oh my!!! The Takeover through the table!!! He may have snapped the man's spine!!!!

DD: Damn that look like it hurt! Why don't I do that to you and you let me know how it feels?

KT: Dave shut up! Siege picks him back up by the hair and he's dragging him back towards the ring! Siege tosses him over the barricade and now he's posing for the crowd! He thinks he has this match won…

DD: Hey Siege, turn around!

KT: Firestorm is back to his feet and he has the steel stairs! Siege is about to come back over the barricade...OH! Firestorm through those stairs right in his face!!!! That crazy bastard, he may have hurt some of the fans!

DD: Hey I think he heard you!

KT: Dave said it! Firestorm is on his way over here…I'm sorry I'm just doing my job! I was paid to call the match! Look out behind you…geez! Chairshot to the head of Firestorm by Siege and he's laid out on our table! The ref is admonishing him about all of these weapons…good God almighty he just hit the ref with a chair!

DD: Damn skippy! That Siege is my new hero!! HAHAHAHA he bashed that ref good!

KT: Now Siege is climbing to the ring apron…what the hell is he doing? Oh wait…he's gonna dive! I'm leaving. (Throws his headset down and moves away from the table)

DD: You big baby! Even a Canadian like Vince Johnson would sit back and--OH!!!! That idiot Siege!!! You asshole!!! I hope Firestorm kicks your ass!

KT: I told you to move Delaware! Firestorm was able to move out of the way and Siege is hurt and…

DD: He broke my glass of Kool-Aid! You know how much that sh*t costs?

KT: Firestorm throws Siege into the ring and we have no ref…what's he going for? OH!!!! That's the move he calls the Big Time!!!! He hooks the leg but we have no ref!!! Here comes one from the back! 1…2…no!!!! Siege kicks out and Firestorm can't believe it!!!! He's in the ref's face and the ref just shoved him…Firestorm with a boot to the midsection…Powerbomb!!!!!! He powerbombed the referee and now Siege is back up…he's a little dazed and Firestorm has him by the throat…Siege with a kick to the groin…he hits off the ropes and they floor each other with a double clothesline!!! Both these men are down, both referees are down and this crowd is getting treated to a helluva war! The 1^st ref is getting back to his feet…Siege is crawling over to Firestorm…he makes the cover and the ref starts to count…1…2…here comes a 3^rd ref and he just signaled for the bell!!!

DD: What in Tarnation is going on?!

DD: Double DQ????!!!! What kind of horse sh*t is this?!

KT: Siege doesn't like it one bit and he's hot about it! Right hand to that 2^nd referee and now he's gonna get himself in some more trouble…Takeover on the ref!!!!! Low blow by Firestorm from behind!!! He picks up a chair…OHHH!!!! He took Siege's head off! I know that Siege is probably thinking about his TV Title match with Bad Influence at Hell on Earth but I don't think this is over between he and Firestorm, not by a long shot!

Prez: What the hell…Russo?! You don’t work here.

Russo: You know what Panther, I'm onto you, Vince Johnson is onto you and so is the entire country of Canada. Tell us the truth, you don't like Canadians, do you?

Prez: Would you faggots get the hell out of my office cuz I've got important biz to handle!

VJ: Oh right, business. He's gonna fire somebody here tonight, and I'll bet that it's another Canadian!

Harley Hart: Yeah Panther, you're a typical, prejudiced American.

Prez: Chyna will you handle them?!

VJ: That won't be necessary, because we're suing the NFWA for Discrimination against Canada! Panther, I don't need your stinking job, cuz in a few weeks I'm gonna see you in court!!!! Can somebody loan me $5?

Prez: Get the hell outta my office!!!!

KT: My God, they're suing the NFWA!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to In High Gear live on the FOX Network, where tonight this broadcast is sponsored by FOX Home Video, which brings to you Maximum Carnage on VHS and DVD and the special tribute to Mad Dog, "99 ways to get hit by a bus", featuring 99 different camera angles of the tragic bus accident that killed Mad Dog about 1 month ago. This has gotta be the sickest company I've ever worked for if they release that video…

DD: It's also brought to you by Playboy…I mean Playmates, which releases the new line NFWA action figures this fall. And finally by Bad Attitude, the only fragrance endorsed by new NFWA TV Champion Bad Influence. Are you man enough to smell like B.I.? By it today…for men and women.

KT: Bad Influence has cologne now?

DD: That damn idiot Siege had to attack Reckless Youth! If he loses this match it's his fault!

KT: Somebody is gonna get fired tonight but we still have no idea who it will be!

DD: It's not me!

KT: That's the 2^nd time you said that tonight.

DD: Either he's trying to take advantage of the injury or he's mad that Reckless Youth mad him look like a fool when he KO'd his buddy Madman!

KT: You may be right. Irish whip to the ropes goes Youth and he walks right into a Storm Kick!!! He may have knocked him out and there will be no B.I. to save him cuz that bastard has been taken to the hospital after what happened earlier on tonight.

DD: Was that what Panther meant when he said somebody was getting fired. No, or maybe he meant the Mexican announcer. Mexico and Canada are the 2 biggest wastes of space on the planet. They're nothing compared to Delaware!

KT: YOU NO GOOD LOUSY SON OF A BITCH SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!! Posidin backs Reckless Youth into the buckle…knife-edge chop!!! And again!!!! Once again! Irish whip…Youth managed to reverse it and send him hard into the buckle! He collapsed and fell right on top or Posidin and we've got a pin…1…2…kickout! Reckless Youth is ready to turn this match around it looks like…snap suplex! Youth runs to the ropes and manages to catch Posidin in a head scissors takeover! Posidin back up and he catches a big dropkick! Youth climbs to the ring apron…he's going to the top!

DD: Now you've gotta give Reckless Youth credit! For somebody that got beat in the head with a sledgehammer he's kicking ass!

KT: Youth is up on top…Guillotine Legdrop!!! Cover…1…2…kickout by Posidin! He drops a corkscrew elbow and now hooks him up in a camel clutch! These 2 are giving it their all here tonight, even though that Reckless Youth is a foul, evil bastard!

DD: Hey, it's not his fault that Squirrel accidentally broke his leg. They were trying to help fix it, the man is a saint!

KT: Oh please. Posidin is trying to get to the ropes…he's using his upper body strength to pull himself to the ropes nut Reckless Youth punches him in the throat and that sends Posidin to a halt. Reckless Youth may get a submission victory here…wait…he's getting dizzy. He could have a concussion. He breaks the hold and now the ref is checking on him…Posidin is back up and he climbs to the top rope…picture perfect moonsault! 1…2…3!!!!! No! This entire crowd thought that was a 3 count!

DD: Well then you need to learn how to count, faggots!

KT: Posidin picks him back up and hits him with a judo chop to the head…and a knife-edge to the chest…spinning heel kick sends Youth to the floor! Reckless Youth is hurt on the floor…watch Posidin in the ring…Somersault Senton over the top rope and he lands right onto the head of Youth! He throws him back into the ring now…he climbs to the top rope…Youth is back up and he catches a missile dropkick right on the jaw!!!! Posidin has the match won. He sets Reckless Youth up on the top rope…oh. Youth was able to shove him down and his elbow hit the ref right in the eye. Who's that? That's Jaguar coming out to the ring.

DD: I think we're about to find out who's getting fired!

KT: He rolls into the ring…chairshot on Posidin!!!! Why did he do that?! Jaguar runs back to the locker room…what on earth was that about?! Youth stands up…450 Splash!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!! Damn it!

DD: What a hero he is!!! Did you see him kick Posidin's ass from pillar to post?!

KT: It was that damn Jaguar who made Posidin lose…but why did he do that?

RS: Well Chris, your teammate Three 6 is about to meet Shark for the I-C belt, but earlier today you were heard making some comments about the Philadelphia Dynasty. What's going on there?

DC: Well sweetheart the Dynasty is out here running their mouths talking about how they made me, well my parents made me. All you chumps did was try to get a superstar on your side because you knew that if I wasn't apart of the Dynasty then I would've taken Lou's title belt with the snap of my fingers. By the way…who did Lou lose that belt to anyway?

RS: Krazed.

DC: HAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me, but he calls himself the Man, the Myth, and the L…

KT: OH! It's Lou! Crazy Lou is attacking Double C back in the locker room! He's got that baseball bat…right in the ribs! Right to the head!! Crazy Lou is trying to destroy Double C in the back! Here comes Three 6 and the Professional and Lou smartly runs away. Get some help for Double C!

DD: What happened to the I-C belt?

KT: Well I actually forgot about this during all of the chaos from last week but Prez Panther and Chyna actually left with the title belt.

DD: That's why they're cool…them and Sniper and Jaguar and Lou are all cool. Everyone's gay except them.

KT: Even you?

DD: Um…yeah.

KT: (laughing) I don't even think you realized what you said but let's get down to biz with this match…

DD: Hey, speaking of cool.

KT: I think Three 6 wants his belt back and he's going after Chyna…Shark attacks from behind!!! Shark is hammering him with right hands right to the head…Three 6 is firing back…Shark Bite…knee to the midsection and a clothesline knocks him down. Elbow drop right into the throat of Three 6. Cover…1…2…no! Shark is putting the boots to Three 6 and Chyna is getting closer to the ring with that I-C title belt…what's she got up her sleeve?

DD: She's not wearing sleeves so nothing!

KT: It was a fig…nothing. Irish whip by Shark sends Three 6 hard into the guardrail! Shark goes for another Irish whip…Three 6 counters into a Falcon's Arrow on the arena floor right in front of Chyna. And now look at Three 6, he's going after her!

DD: Leave here alone you damn hoodlum!

KT: Chyna caught him with a right hand and Shark nails him from behind with a clothesline! Shark picks up Three 6 and drops him throat first on the guardrail! He grabs him by the hair and throws him back into the ring…Shark is going to the top…I think he's going for the Shark Attack…Three 6 catches him and puts him down in a powerslam!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…no!!! Sooo close! There's a boot to the head of Shark by Three 6…scoop slam! He hits off the ropes and hits the big leg drop…1…2…no! Once again the Hogan impersonation fails tonight.

DD: Don't mention that name anymore.

KT: Three 6 is hitting Shark with uppercuts to the jaw…boot to the midsection and an inverted brainbuster! He hooks the leg again…1…2…no! He hooks the tights this time…1…2…no! Three 6 grabs him by the hair…he puts Shark's head between his legs…back body drop by Shark! Three 6 back up and Shark catches him with a right hand…boot to the midsection…Irish whip to the buckle…Three 6 tried to leap over his head and got caught…look at the Power of the Shark…Atlantis Express!!! He's ready to finish this one off. Shark is going to the top…Chyna is on the ring apron…somebody do something about that slut!

DD: Don't dare insult her you hussy!

KT: Shark makes a swing for Chyna but misses…Three 6 hits The Clip!!!! There it is…1…2…Shark got his hand on the ropes!

DD: Aww, what a punk!

KT: Three 6 was a count away from regaining the I-C belt. Three 6 now sets Shark up on the top rope…he's going for a superplex it looks like…Shark with a thumb to the eye and Three 6 falls down…there's the Shark Attack!! This match is over!!! 1…2…3!!!! Can you say 3-peat!

DD: AWWW, that John Tenta wannabe! What a cheater!

KT: Shark has done it yet again! But now he has to get that belt away from Chyna and she's getting up in his face. That could be a big mistake for Chyna…Shark Bite and the 9^th Wonder goes down hard!

DD: He hit a woman! That brute deserves to be shot!

KT: Stop it! Shark has taken the I-C Title belt back from Shark…it's Sniper!!! He snatches the belt from Shark…he took his head off with it! Three 6 is back up and he catches a belt shot as well! Sniper picks up Chyna and now they're headed to the back. The Dynasty has ruined Shark's title victory. And speaking of titles, up next it's a 3 way dance, Downcast Vs the Professional Vs Jaguar for the World Title! Stay with us as In High Gear continues!

KT: Crazy Lou!!! What the hell is his problem?! He's obsessed with the World Heavyweight Title and he's trying to take the Pro out!!!! He's got that bat again…OH! He busted the bat over his head and…NO!!!! The Professional fell right off of the stage!!! Damn it!!!! Crazy Lou has lost his mind!!! Get some more EMT's out here!

DD: This place might as well be a hospital cuz I've seen more doctors out here than I've ever seen in my life!

Jaguar: (in a raspy voice) Hahaha! Tonight…is the Dynasty's night! Tonight…we reign supreme! And tonight I will be the new World Champion! And then, I will turn the belt over to it's true owner! The man…the myth…the legend…Crazy Lou!!!!

KT: Oh what a suck ass!

DD: Your momma. Jaguar is the man!

KT: The Professional is being carried out so I'm guessing this is 1 on 1. Angle is refereeing this one cuz he's Foley's friend. Downcast is attacking Lou…Jaguar attacks him from behind! Irish whip…Downcast with a reversal…spear by Downcast!!! That's usually the setup for Total Dispear…that damn Lou pulls him to the floor and he's stomping Downcast! Downcast trying to fight back on Lou…Trish Stratus is on his back trying to choke him…baseball slide by Jaguar and he accidentally hit Trish…Downcast with a double noggin knocker on Lou and Jag…He's got Trish…he's kissing Trish Stratus!!!

DD: Rapist!!! Downcast is a rapist, damn him to hell!

KT: He throws Jaguar back into the ring…boot to the head by Jag…Lou with a low blow…damn it they're mugging Downcast out here and Kurt Angle is sitting in the ring like a jackoff letting it happen!

DD: He's friends Rick Foley.

KT: I don't care if he's friends with Foley or not…Rick Foley??? Jaguar puts Downcast in the corner and he's strangling him with his boot. Angle getting in there to move him back…Lou on the outside and he's choking Downcast. Angle and Downcast have a long rivalry…maybe he's in cahoots with the Dynasty!

DD: Until you can show me that the word "cahoots" is in a dictionary, shut the hell up and call the match, pisshole!

KT: Jackass! Jaguar locks on the front facelock and he's putting Downcast to sleep. This crowd is trying to rally behind the World Champ and you have to really feel for the Professional cuz he should be in this one. I think Downcast is out cold…the ref is checking his arms…it drops once…it drops twice…it stays up a third time!!! Can Downcast make a comeback…elbow to the midsection of Jag…and again…he's back to his feet and he picks Jaguar up…inverted atomic drop!!! Downcast floors him with a clothesline and both men are down! Kurt Angle is putting the count down on both men…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…Downcast puts an arm on the chest of Jaguar…1…2…no!!!! We were 1 count away from this one being over. Jag is back up and he catches a clothesline! Downcast catches him with another one! He hits off the ropes again but this time he misses with the clothesline…Downcast with a plancha that catches Crazy Lou on the arena floor and now Downcast is tearing into Lou!!! Trish attacks Downcast again…he's spanking Trish! It's Shyanne again!!!!

DD: What the hell?! She's new here, she can't put her hands on the booker. Looks like she'll be the one getting fired tonight!

KT: Shyanne nails Trish with a powerbomb on the floor…Jag has Downcast by the hair…low blow and Jag staggers back and his head collides with Angle's and Angle is knocked to the floor. Downcast is back in the ring and he nails Jag with a spear…Crazy Lou has that baseball bat in his hands…he swings at Downcast and misses…Downcast with a right hand and Lou goes down. Jaguar has a steel chair…he swings…OH! He hit Lou!!!! He was swinging for Downcast but he accidentally hit Crazy Lou!!! Jaguar can't believe what he's done…Downcast with a boot to the midsection…Total Dispear!!! Cover and Angle is back in the ring…1…2…3!!!

DD: That damn Jaguar screwed up! You don't hit Lou, you were supposed to hit…

KT: I think he knows what he did wrong. The Dynasty's plans have been foiled yet again and Lou is back up…he shoves Jaguar to the floor and he wants a piece of Downcast…the Professional is on the top rope…twisting huracanrana on Lou!!! Pro and Downcast are doing a number on Crazy Lou!!! Downcast hooks Lou up…Total Dispear!!!! Total Dispear on Crazy Lou as Downcast, Shyanne and the Professional stand tall over the Dynasty!!! The Pro has the World Title belt in his hands…Downcast just snatched it away from him…

DD: Uh-oh! Catfight!

KT: I think Downcast doesn't want the Professional touching his belt…Pro shoves Downcast…Downcast shoves him back!!! Oh!!! The Professional just slapped the taste out of his mouth!!!!! Downcast is going after the Pro as officials try to separate the 2! Ladies and gentlemen don't go away, we still have some airtime left and if anything happens during the commercial break we'll let you know!

KT: We're back and Crazy Lou has snapped.

Lou: You know what, this sh*t that went down here tonight never should've happened! I'm the one who gets the title shots, I'm the real World Champ and I want a title shot on FNS! Panther, Sniper, Trish, Foley I don't give a sh*t who it is I want my title shot, so give me what I deserve!

Prez: Lou, I'll get to the World Title situation in a minute but right now, somebody's ass is getting fired!

KT: Who is it, Panther?

DD: It's not me!

Prez: Let's see, who could it be? So many people that have pissed me off in the NFWA. Could it be…the Professional? Could it be…Downcast? No I already fired him. But you wanna know who deserves to get fired? Shark!!! He really deserves to get fired, but I just don't feel like it right now. I could be like Eric Bischoff, Squirrel got injured tonight, I sure wish that he brought his phone with him cuz if he did I would call him up, tell him to check his answering machine and on that machine he would get a message telling him that his ass if out on the streets…but I'm not like that so I won't do that. But what about…Delaware Dave: "It's not me!" Well boy maybe I should shut you up and just put your ass out of the NFWA.

DD: (Starting to cry) Please…I gotta a wife and 3 kids…fire them!

Prez: Shut up! You're do damn pathetic to fire. There is one person that's getting fired tonight…Foley…

Lou: Panther, you know you're my boy but frankly I don't care who's getting fired! Especially Foley you should've fired him on his 1^st day! I want you or Sniper to give me what I deserve! I want Downcast and I want the World Title!

Prez: Lou…don't you EVER snatch the mic from me when I'm talking. Don't forget who it was that made your ass, so what you need to do is show me some respect and you will get your title shot when I say you can get it! Until then you stand there with your shiny little baseball bat and shut the hell up!!!!

KT: My God Panther is in a foul mood, I can't believe he just said that.

Lou: 1^st of all, let me tell you this P-Diddy, you wanna come out here running your mouth like you're tough or something, that's fine. But if you EVER talk to me like that and I'll give you what you deserve and that's my boot straight up your ass!

KT: Sniper, Trish and Jag are trying to calm Lou down…he's obsessed with the World Title!

Prez: Oh man! Lou…I'm scared to death! I'm sorry that I ever raised my voice to you man! I apologize for that, and you know what, just cuz I was so wrong I'm gonna give you a free shot! I'm gonna turn my back on you and I dare you to take that back and hit me in the head with it. Do to me what you did to Double C earlier on!

KT: What in the hell? Panther just turned his back on Lou and basically just said hit me with that bat. Is he serious.

DD: Lou and Panther need to calm down, the Dynasty will be destroyed if they don't.

KT: Lou just said he's not even gonna waste his time attacking Panther. It looks like Panther has calmed down too and now it looks like we're finally gonna find out who's getting fired.

Prez: Ok, now that that's out of the way…Foley…pay close attention.

KT: WHAT THE HELL?! Chyna just low blowed Crazy Lou!!!!! Sniper and Trish are shocked…and look at Prez Panther…he's smiling! Chyna passes him a steel chair…OH!!!!! Chairshot and he almost took Lou's head off!!!!! I can't believe he did that…and I don't think that the Dynasty can believe it either! We're all in total shock!

Prez: You see Lou, you wanna say you're the man and the myth and all of that bullsh*t, but 1 thing that you're not is the Prez! You don't make the rules around here, I do! Incase you forgot, it's me that runs this show! So you go on being the man and the myth and the legend, but I'll tell you this, you're also FIRED!!!!! NFWA, pay close attention to this, cuz this is a prime example of why things around here ONLY go the Dynasty's way…AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHAHA! That was great!!!! Go Panther!

KT: What a worthless human being Prez Panther is! He just went behind the Dynasty's back and just fired Crazy Lou!!! Lou didn't deserve this! Prez Panther is walking back to the locker room, Chyna is following him as is Jaguar and Trish! Sniper still looks confused, I don't think he knows what's going on here. I don't know what’s going on here! Hopefully we will find out on FNS!!! So long!