KT: Hello Ladies and Gents and welcome to the Sold Out Marine Midland Are…

VJ: Shut up! You suck! Welcome to In High Gear and tonight we have an amazing card for you that will be topped off by an incredible main event. It's an all out stable war as the Dynasty goes up against Total Devastation!

DD: Yeah, and don't forget that Panther has 2 big announcements, and 1 of them has to do with Downcast! This is gonna be a great night!

KT: Let's get you kicked off with the opening match!

VJ: Downcast is on a rampage ever since he lost the title and he's attacking the announcer. He just took the mic!!!!

DD: He's not gonna announce is he? He can't even speak English!

VJ: Will you stop?

VJ: They lock up and Mad Dog backs him to the buckle…knife edge chop!

KT: What a maneuver!

DD: Ummm…can I smack this guy Vince?

VJ: Leave the kid alone. He's stomping away with boots to the midsection. Irish-whip to the buckle and he comes out with a clothesline! Siegel is in trouble and he catches another clothesline! Another Irish-whip and he goes for the back body drop…Siegel with a boot to the head and a DDT! He picks him back up and drills him with a fall forward powerbomb!!!

KT: Uh-oh, watch out now!!!

VJ: (Fixit gets a near 2 count but Vince says nothing)

DD: Downcast should've attacked this guy when he came out!

VJ: He locks in the bear hug on Mad Dog…Dog looks to be fading…he's in trouble here! The ref checks the arms…it drops once…twice…it stays up a 3^rd time!!!! Elbow to the midsection and Fixit breaks the hold. Mad Dog off the ropes and he nails the flying clothesline!!!! Scoop Slam by Dog! Irish whip to the ropes and theres a sidewalk slam…1…2…kickout! Mad Dog picks him up…pumphandle plex! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout! Mad Dog lifts him and tags his jaw with a left jab…Fixit goes into the buckle, Dog charges and catches a boot to the nose…there's the Pay Up…1…2…kickout!!! What a match! Fixit back into the buckle and he's setting up for the Write Off…Mad Dog catches him and throws him to the mat. He rolls through…1…2…3!!!

DD: What is he the announcer now?

VJ: Apparently. Mad Dog gets the big win here tonight…

Prez: OK, forget about what happened Friday cuz tonight I promise that things will go the Dynasty's way.

Krazed: Alright, but do I get another World Title shot?

Trish:Uhhh…yeah Krazed. Whatever you say.

Prez: Trish stop that! Krazed, you will get your title shot soon, but right now we have to think about family biz. We're all family and we've gotta support our brother Lou in his championship reign right now, and if you were champ he'd do the same for you. Right Lou?

Lou: …

Prez: My thoughts exactly! Now if you'll excuse me I have an announcement to make!

VJ: What's the announcement gonna be. Stay with us!!!

KT: What's gonna happen here?

VJ: I don't know…what's Chyna about to do? She snatches the mic from Downcast and tosses it to Panther.

Prez: 1^st off…Kevin Taylor, I know you're the new guy around here so you had better be used to getting pushed around. This is your 1^st card and on this card…allow me to be the 1^st to say your ass is fired so get the hell out!!!!

DD: HaHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my God that was great! Bye bye Kev! Get the f*ck outta our house!

VJ: How embarrassing for that young man.

Prez: Now that wasn't my major announcement for tonight. 1^st let me show you this little video from FNS, World Title on the line and Downcast pay close attention.

Prez: Alright, I'll bet you were proud of that right? Well Downcast, there was a no interference clause in that match, so do you know what that means? (laughs) Wait a minute, look who I'm talking to, I'm pretty damn sure that's only 1 of the many many things in this world that you don't know, so Downcast let me break it down into terms that you can understand…if you interfere in that match then your ass is FIRED!!!

Trish: I think that was a little over his head. You might need to break it down a bit more.

Prez: OK…Downcast hit Lou and Krazed with big, shiny chair, Downcast's ass go bye bye!!! I think he got that, but…I really don't enjoy firing people so I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Downcast, you ought to get down on your hands and knees and kiss the ground that I walk on cuz I'm giving you a 2^nd chance. So instead of being fired on the spot…tonight you will put your NFWA Career on the line against Jevona in that Dynasty Rules match! Fair enough, right? Now if you lose that match, we will never, ever have to see your sorry ass in this fed again because you will be fired…and the Dynasty Rules will be explained later. So get to the back and get ready for your match boy!

Prez: Yeah, get the f*ck outta MY RING! Now onto you little Sharky…well not just Shark but the entire NFWA should pay attention to this. You see, I thought we had a bond, we were supposed to be friends and you go out and kidnap me and Chyna, you hold us hostage, well now it's my turn for payback, and it starts with that I-C Title! Shark, like it or not that belt is my property and I've been letting you borrow it for the last few weeks, but now the belt comes back home, and I've got a BIG surprise waiting for you on the Slam this week. Now I'm sure that you're wondering what it is, who is it or whatever kind of crazy thoughts you have in that mind of yours but I can promise you that you will know exactly why there's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty's way, AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

DD: What's the surprise?

VJ: What does Panther have up his sleeve, and also what's the deal with this Dynasty rules match!? Is this some kind of trap for Downcast?! We'll be back!!!

DD: Yeah. I hope he burns that damn Professional for what he did to me the other night!

VJ: Clown off the ropes and he gets caught in a tilt-a-whirl slam! Cover…1…2…Steve pulls Clown to the floor! We would've had a new champion there!

DD: No offense but you don't know crap! Go back to Canada if you want a new Champion!

VJ: That made absolutely no sense whatsoever!!!!! Somersault Senton over the top and he just took out all of the Freaks! He dives off of the Spanish Announcer's table and catches Avenger with a tremendous Tornado DDT but Clown strikes him with a low blow! He climbs to the top rope…Corkscrew Moonsault by Midget Clown! He's pretty fly for a little guy!

DD: Yeah, so is your mom.

VJ: Damn it…nevermind. Avenger throws the Professional back into the ring and once again we have Three 6 in the crowd. Why is Three 6 here, he hasn't been under contract since he forfeited the X-Treme Title. Clown with a big kick to the neck. Dropkick to the back of the head and he climbs to the top rope and catches him with a missile dropkick right to the face! He may have knocked his teeth out! 1…1…no!

DD: What happened to 2?

VJ: Sorry about that. Clown is trying to take the Professional out! He drags him by his hair to the buckle…he's struggling too! He's going for a tornado DDT and he got launched across the ring! Midget Clown was almost sent into orbit! The Professional runs across the ring and blasts him with a superkick! Steve is on the apron with 1 of those pins and Professional suplexes him into the ring. Avenger has the Professional's bottle of Jack Daniels and he's about to smash it over his head…Professional is trying to talk him out of it and it looks like it's working.

DD: I think he's trying to teach him how to drink? That bootlegging bastard!!!!!

VJ: Oh my God. Avenger just drank the whole bottle! He wants more! Clown back to his feet, he charges in at the Professional, gets back body…he crashed right into Avenger and that empty bottle shattered on his head! Avenger is down too! The Professional to the top rope…the Maneuver!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!

DD: Where's the DQ?! That was a blatant disqualification!

VJ: The Professional has the belt and he's walking back to the locker room with it. Clown is gonna be pissed when he wakes up.

DD: Uh-oh! Dynasty rules! Downcast loses then he's fired!

VJ: What are Dynasty rules?!

VJ: Oh. I thought that he was gonna try to screw Downcast out of this match but that's not too…

Prez: …for Jevona! Jevona cannot lose this match up by count out or DQ and Downcast can. But that's not all, Jevona can't lose this match by pin or submission either.

VJ and DD: WHAT???!

Prez: See, fair and square. Have a nice match!!!

VJ: That's not fair at all! Jevona can't lose the match! He might as well have fired him from the beginning! I've never seen anything like this in my life and Prez Panther should be dragged into the streets and beaten!

DD: Shut up! You talk too much this is a 1^st time anywhere match!

VJ: This is Highway robbery! And Prez Panther is laughing about it. Downcast ran at Panther but Kurt Angle attacks him on the floor! Irish whips him into the guardrail and gives him the Olympic Slam on the concrete! Panther is actually enjoying this! Angle throws him back into the ring and Jevona is choking the life out of him. Leena is up on the ring apron and that damn Chyna is attacking her! Come on! Chairshot to the head of Leena, what’s wrong with that Jezebel?! Pedigree on a steel chair! Leena has been taken out Jevona climbs to the top rope…big splash on Downcast…1…2…kickout! Downcast will not give up…but there's nothing he can do but lose to his ex-girlfriend.

DD: That's why I like Panther. He's a creative genius!

VJ: He's a 1^st Class jackass! Downcast is fighting back on Jevona…right hand and she goes down!

DD: He's a wife beater! That's unbelievable!

VJ: Irish whip and she hits off the ropes…spear! Downcast hooks Jevona…Total Dispear….cover…1…2…3!!! It would've been over right there is this was a normal match! Damn Panther! Downcast runs to the floor and he grabs Panther…Chyna nails him with a right hand and he nails Chyna with one! Downcast picks that steel chair up off of the floor and blasts Chyna right in the head! He's going back into the ring now…it's Crazy Lou! Low blow on Downcast and he hits the Pen Toss! I can't believe it! Lou pulls Jevona on top! 1…2…3!!!!

DD: Goodbye Mr. NFWA, hello Mr. Unemployment line!

VJ: This is a travesty! Kurt Angle and Jevona are celebrating and look at Panther directing traffic in the ring! Krazed and his gang are coming to ringside and they're assaulting Downcast! Downcast has been taken out! Three 6 just jumped out of the crowd and he hits the ring. Three 6 just nailed X-Pac with a chair and he's helping Downcast! Here comes Devastation and the Dynasty clears the ring! The Dynasty is headed to the back, thank God for Three 6 and Total Devastation. We will have that huge 8 man later on and…Downcast is fired! I can't believe this! We'll be back.

DD: DQ him!

VJ: This match only ends when 1 of these men go through a flaming table!

DD: Another fair match!

VJ: I can't believe what Panther did. By the way Rosie Sanchez has caught up with Three 6 in the back and she's gonna talk to him. Buh Buh just back body dropped Madman into the dumpster. Buh Buh is pushing it up to the stage and…my God he's climbing the Panthertron…Buh Buh is pouring gasoline into that dumpster and he's lighting it on fire!!! Buh Buh dives right into the flaming dumpster and caught him with an elbow drop! OH MY GOD!!!!!

DD: Those damn Dudleys are insane, Vince!

VJ: The Dudleys are bringing him to ringside and they throw him into the ring…Buh Buh spreads his legs and Devon climbs to the top…headbutt to the groin of Madman!

DD: By the end of this match Madman may have great balls of fire!

VJ: Maybe. Dudleys are going for the table! Buh Buh sets it up and Madman with a boot to the midsection…Jackknife through the table! Devon sends him to the ropes and he catches him with a forearm to the jaw! Devon picks up that steel chair…Madman with powder to the eyes…DDT! Madman is getting the table…

DD: Look, it's Mrs. NFWA!

VJ: Here comes that slut Jevona!

DD: Hey, watch your mouth, she's beautiful!

VJ: She's still a slut! And that slut is climbing into the ring and she's in Madman's face! Madman grabs her by the hair…watch Kurt Angle…he just shattered that 2X4 over the back of Madman! Madman is down! Angle sets the table on fire! The Dudleys are back up…3D right through the table!!!!!!

VJ: OH! Angle with a chair and he just hit Devon in the head…chair to the back of Buh Buh…Jevona on the top rope and she just nailed Buh Buh with an elbow drop! And Angle is now stomping down upon the back of Madman! Kurt Angle has struck here tonight and now here comes B.I.! Bad Influence from the locker room and he just shattered a glass bottle over Angle's head. He picks up that chair and he's chasing him through the crowd! Kurt Angle and Jevona are trying to escape…they jump into their car and they're speeding away! B.I. just stole that police motorcycle and he's chasing Angle out of the building! This has definitely gotten personal between those 2…especially after that sh*t that happened earlier. Rosie Sanchez is with Three 6!

RS: Now Three 6, you're not under contract here to the NFWA so why did help Downcast.

Three 6: Things aren't right in the NFWA so I think it's about time that I make my return and take on this Dynasty. They think they own the show and can do whateve…

Prez: So you wanted to leave the NFWA? You wanted out of your contract well you got that. But when you quit the 1^st time that made you a regular fan, and fans cannot cross the barricade and jump into the ring. You're no longer a member of this fed so I'm gonna treat you just like every other piece of trash walking the streets. Officers, take him away!

VJ: Three 6 has been arrested. What will the Dynasty do next?!

DD: HHH tried to do what?!

VJ: You heard what I said! Krazed with a big forearm to the head of Live Wire! He picks him up and tombstones him on the steel ramp! My God!!!

DD: We've got a new champion!

VJ: The referee is trying to get Krazed back into the ring and watch HHH on the ramp…Pedigree!!!! Live Wire is out cold!!!! Krazed picks up Live Wire and drags him into the ring…

DD: The match just started, and now it's time for the quickest match in NFWA history! 1…2…no!

VJ: Live Wire kicked out!!!! Live Wire kicked out!!!! Can you believe that?! Krazed is hammering with those rights to the head! Irish whips him to the buckle and misses with a clothesline…Live Wire to the ropes and nails him with a bulldog…1…2…kickout by Krazed! Live Wire picks him back up and nails him with the double arm DDT! Here comes Chyna to the ring now…she climbs up on the ring apron and Live Wire knocks her down.

DD: That brute! He hit a woman!

VJ: You know she had it coming! HHH on the other side and Live Wire dropkicks him to the floor. Krazed catches him by the throat and is going for a chokeslam…low blow…SHOCKER!!!! It's over but Chyna pulled the ref to the floor! HHH is in the ring…Pedigree once again! He pulls Krazed on top and Krazed hooks the tights! The ref is back in the ring…1…2…3!!! NO!!!!

VJ: Krazed just got the victory and here comes DX and Crazy Lou…they're all hugging in the ring! I cannot believe this night!!!

DD: Well it's like Prez Panther said earlier: Things only go the Dynasty's way cuz there can't be any other way!

VJ: So far there hasn't been any other way but hopefully Devastation can change that cuz the 8 man tag is next!

VJ: Oh my God!!! 2/3 of the New Union has arrived here tonight! Bandit and Bigfoot are gonna team up with Shark and they hit the ring!!!

DD: Wait, this is only 7 men in the ring. They don't have a partner!

VJ: We've got a big brawl on our hands! Lou is going at it with Shark, HHH is fighting Bandit, Bigfoot is being double teamed by X-Pac and Road Dogg on the floor! Irish whip and Bigfoot goes into the steel! X-Factor on him and he's down! Bandit throws HHH to the ropes but he gets clotheslined from behind by the Outlawz! Pedigree by HHH!

DD: This is perfect! Remember what Panther said on Slam, he said they we gonna mount Shark on the Dynasty wall as a tro--oh my gosh!!!

VJ: Lightning just dropped from the rafters!!!! He unhooks the harness and he's tearing through DX! Lightning and Shark are tearing through DX and Lou catches Shark with a low blow! He's going for the Pen Toss…Lightning with the DVD on Lou! Shark climbs to the top rope…Shark Attack!!! It's over…1…2…Chyna's in the ring!!!

VJ: Chyna is in the ring and she's attacking Shark…Lightning grabs her and HHH attacks him from behind! HHH is going for the pedigree on Lightning…

DD: Watch that idiot Bandit!!!

VJ: Bandit with a chair and he just nailed HHH! Here comes Live Wire and he's hammering on Krazed at ringside!!! Devastation is in there now and they've got the Dynasty reeling!!! Lightning going for the lightning rod on Crazy Lou and Panther decks him with a chairshot! Panther and Lou are gathering the troops…Lightning has Chyna! He picks her up for a piledriver…Bigfoot and Bandit both go to the top rope…Spike Piledriver on Chyna!!! They may have snapped her neck! Panther drags Chyna to the floor and he's helping her back to the locker…it's Downcast!!! Downcast was fired earlier on and he has a chair…he just nailed Prez Panther with that steel chair! Lou charges Downcast and now those 2 are going at it! Total Chaos has broken out in Buffalo!!!!