VJ: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Indianapolis, IN and welcome to In High Gear. This is Vince Johnson along side Delaware Dave, and we have an unbelievable card scheduled for you here tonight!

DD: Hopefully we won't hear from our "fan friendly" Prez again tonight!

VJ: Let's take you down to ringside!

Shane: Hey Shark! You think you're real tough! You're nothing pal! Krazed is gonna kick your ass later on!

VJ: Shark has Shane by the throat! What is going on here?! Oh! Chyna with a low blow on Shark! Shark has Chyna by the throat and it's the Outlawz! X-Pac just busted a guitar over Shark's head!

DD: Go DX!!! Man!

VJ: What are they doing…they just threw Shark into that limo!

X-Pac: Take him away Lightning!

VJ: Lightning?! He just said Lightning was driving that limo! The limo is driving off!

DD: Well everybody is saying that Lightning is in cahoots with DX 2000.

VJ: The big story is that 1 of the participants for the I-C title 4 way has been abducted…by Lightning??? What else…

Prez: What's up gentlemen? Dave, how are the kidz?

DD: It's funny cuz little Tommy loves to watch…

Prez: Shut up!

VJ: Prez Panther, why are you here at ringside and what's going on with Lightning? Do you know about that?

Prez: Let's just go to the 1^st match!

DD: Cute Panther. Real cute.

VJ: Bret Hart is hammering away on High Voltage. He's got the upper hand…DX! DX is striking again! Krazed, Shane, Chyna, the Outlaws and HHH are out here and they're attacking both men, but mainly Bret Hart!!!

Prez: It's a real shame when you can't keep riffraff like DX from interfering in matches.

VJ: Krazed is bringing Bret over to the Spanish Commentator's table! No! Chokeslam through the table and Panther is smiling! What's so funny? DX is leaving now. My God!!! Voltage was attacked but Bret was the obvious target. And High Voltage picks Bret up…he locks on the claw…Execution!!! Execution!!!

Prez: (whispering) Not yet!!!

VJ: Huh? Voltage puts him down now! He's distracting the ref…wait, now here comes Live Wire!!!! He has a cattle prod...he just shocked the Hitman!!! Why are you allowing this to happen Panther? Why are you allowing Bret to be screwed out of his NFWA career?!!

Prez: It's not like anybody even cared about him anyway. You were saying you hated him 5 mins before the show started!

VJ: Oh yeah! Get him Live Wire!!!! And Live Wire leaves. Voltage is gonna finish Bret off…Sharpshooter!!! Sharpshooter on the unconscious Bret Hart…

VJ: Bret gave up!!!! Bret gave up!!! Bret gave up!!!!!

DD: No he didn't they just rang the bell!

Bret: Panther, I was screwed!!!! You know I was screwed!!! Dave knows I was screwed! Vince knows it! There is so much injustice in this World. Do people have nothing better to do than screw me! Damn it! This is a travesty, a tragedy, I was screwed and everybody knows it…

VJ: Oh! They're attacking Bret Hart! It's the Dudleys now! 3D on the Hitman! Kurt Angle! Madman…Dave sit down! Delaware Dave is stomping Bret…the referee is stomping Bret! My God! The entire NFWA is attacking Bret Hart! Here comes Crazy Lou and Freight Train are pushing a dumpster to the ring and they roll Bret inside. They're shoving Bret into the locker room area and now they're headed out to the parking lot…Bret is being put into a trash truck!!!! The truck is driving away! My God! Vince McMahon is driving the truck!!! I can't believe what has just happened here!!!!

(The crowd boos like crazy)

Kurt: ITS A OBVIOUS 3 S'S FOR BOBBY KNIGHT AND NOT 3 I'S BECAUSE JUST THE WHOLE INDIANA STATE SUCKS AND IM ASHAMED OF BEING HERE AND WATCH THE INDY 500 AND THE WHOLE STATE AND THE PEOPLE! IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!

Xtreme: You know what, you 2 have to be the 2 biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen. I'm 10 times better than both of you put together, so I think if anybody should be in this tourney, it should be me!!!! So if you have the balls, why don't we make this a 3 way dance and I'll kick both of your asses!!!

VJ: Oh my! Xtreme just made a big challenge and it looks like Angle and Madman have accepted and now the ref is talking to the announcer.

VJ: Anything can happen in the NFWA! Xtreme is stomping down upon the back of Angle and Madman attacks him!

DD: For somebody that was almost killed this past week he sure does have a lot of energy!

VJ: Irish-whip by Madman, Xtreme with a reversal…Spiccoli Driver drills him, and Angle jumps right in there with a side-solto suplex. Cover …1…broken up by Madman! Xtreme is on the ropes, Madman charges in and gets back body dropped over the top rope and to the floor and Angle knocks him to the floor. And now these 3 men are brawling on the floor, the ref putting the count down on them. Watch Madman…OH! He just cracked him in the head with an unbelievable chairshot and Xtreme is down! Back into the ring, Angle and Madman…Angle with a Russian leg sweep!

DD: Hey skankhole! This ain't the USSR! He's an American Hero. That's an American Leg Sweep!

VJ: How nice! Angle with a Bobby Knight impersonation on Madman and the ref breaks the choke. Irish-whip, reversal by Madman…Spinebuster!!!! 1…2…kickout! Scoop up and a slam on Angle, Madman climbs to the top rope and connects with the flying elbow! 1…2…kickout! Madman off the ropes, Angle with the go behind…German Suplex with the bridge…1…2…kickout! Watch Xtreme…he comes off the top rope and nails Angle with a DDT! Madman with a reverse DDT on Xtreme…and now he's setting up for his Jackknife powerbomb…he hits it…Olympic Slam by Angle on Madman…1…2…3!!!!

DD: Look at that freak. He's eliminated!

VJ: This is down to Xtreme and Angle. The winner goes to the next round in the World Title Tournament! And watch this…these 2 trading blows in the center of the ring, Irish-whip off the ropes…Angle catches him on the jaw with an elbow. He goes off the ropes and misses with the elbow… Xtreme off the ropes and he damn near decapitated him with that lariat! He lifts him up and nails the double arm DDT! 1…2…kickout!

DD: Wait a minute! Freight Train is back out here! What's he up to?

VJ: I really don't know. Xtreme on the top rope…he dives and catches a dropkick right to the chest! Angle lifts him up and hits a swinging neckbreaker! 1…2…kickout! He lifts him up…Xtreme grabs the tights and sends Angle into the ref…Xtreme misses with a clothesline, Angle with a boot…Angle Plex! This 1 should be over!

DD: These drunken referees piss me off! Have we had 1 night where they don't get KO'd?!

VJ: Angle trying to wake him up…Train is in the ring with a chair…WHAT THE HELL…he just hit Angle with the chair!!! Xtreme knocks Train to the floor and he hits his head on the steel stairs. Xtreme makes the cover…the ref is up…1…2…3!!!

DD: I love it VJ! What brains by Xtreme! He must be from Delaware or something cuz he played them for fools!

VJ: Xtreme took the back door into the match and stole the win from Kurt Angle and Madman…with help from Freight Train! Look at the look on Angle's face…he can't believe what has just happened!

RS: Matt, a lot of people say that you're all talk. What do you think about that?

Matt: Well Rosie,(crowd goes wild!) Live Wire is saying stuff like he owns the place but when i take the belt and give him a blood bath he will know who owns the crowd and the light weight belt if you feellllllll the power!

VJ: Matt Hardy looks fired up…

VJ: Wait a minute! Lightning drove Shark out of the arena earlier in the night…where's the limo?! Where is Shark?! We'll be back!!!

DD: What a minute…we saw Lightning walk into the arena without a limo…and then we see a limo floating upside down…

VJ: You don't think…

DD: Yes I do! Lightning sent Shark back home! This is great!!!

VJ: What the hell is the matter with you?! That's a human being? Why would Lightning do such a thing?!

DD: That damn DX had the nerve to call the police out here to arrest DDD/AWO. They suck!

VJ: Live Wire brawls with Squirrel, X-Pac and Matt Hardy! This 1 is underway. X-Pac throws Hardy through the ropes X-Pac and Hardy are fighting on the floor now. Irish-whip into the guardrail goes X-Pac. Hardy slams him headfirst into the guardrail now! Hardy has a chair…X-Pac with a spinning heel kick right into the chair and the chair goes into Hardy's face. X-Pac is hammering Hardy and in the ring Squirrel hits a Diamond Cutter on Live Wire! Cover…1…2…kickout! X-Pac runs into the ring and catches Squirrel with a flying clothesline! X-Pac is trying to throw Squirrel over the top rope…can he get him…Matt Hardy is on the top…huracanrana on Live Wire!!! Matt Hardy lifts him up…Twist of Fate…cover…1…2…kickout!

DD: These Light Heavyweights are Crazy! I thought about going for that title. What do you think?

VJ: You can't beat me what makes you think that you could take them? Irish-whip by X-Pac and he catches Squirrel with a spinning heel kick! Matt Hardy is climbing to the top rope…he dives at X-Pac and he gets caught with the X-Factor! Cover…1…2…3!!!

VJ: Matt Hardy is gone and this 1 has turned into a 3-way! X-Pac is hammering away on Squirrel now. He backs him into the corner and catches him with a spin kick combo! He's got him down in corner…he's going for the Bronco Buster…Squirrel got the boot up!!! And watch Squirrel…he sets him up in the corner and nails him with the Nutt Buster!!!

DD: Yeah! He does it better than X-Pac!

VJ: Squirrel is taunting X-Pac…Chyna with a low blow on him. And Live Wire hits the Shocker!!!!

DD: Chyna just supplied a REAL Nutt Buster!

VJ: I'm not touching that.

DD: Why would you want to?

VJ: Live Wire is trying to get Squirrel out…X-Pac attacks him from behind. X-Pac is on fire in this match! Irish-whip…he goes for the spinning heel kick again…Powerbomb! He catches him in a powerbomb! X-Pac gets back to his feet and he looks dazed…Nutt Shot…See ya!!! X-Pac goes up over the top rope and we're down to the final 2 men. Live Wire and Squirrel, and we all know that Squirrel wants revenge! They're trading blows in the center of the ring…Live Wire gets the upper hand! Irish-whip into a back body drop. Live Wire is on fire…boot to the midsection…he was setting up for the Shocker but he gets nailed with a low blow! Squirrel going for a piledriver…small package by Live Wire…1…2…kickout!

DD: This 1 is good!

VJ: Squirrel is going to the floor, he's got a chair…Live Wire snatches it and he just knocked Squirrel right out! Now he's setting up the chair in the center of the ring…oh no…don't do that! No…he just gave him the Shocker on the steel chair. Cover…1…2…what the hell!

DD: These crazy ass faggot fans in Indiana! This crap never happens in Delaware. Never!

VJ: Please watch your language! He's got a mirror…he just shattered it over the head of Live Wire!!! Live Wire has been busted open! What's he doing now…he's picking Squirrel up…Live Wire is in the ropes…clothesline and Squirrel is the 1^st Light Heavyweight Champion!!!!

VJ: Squirrel picks up the victory thanks to this mystery man…who is this guy? Is he in the DDD/AWO?!

DD: That was great! Paybacks are a bitch Johnson, and so is your wife!

VJ: Would you leave my family out of this??? Wait, here comes the DDD/AWO! They're out here and they’re all over Live Wire! X-Pac was still at ringside and they are trying to kill him with baseball bats. Wait, Lightning is on his way out! What's he up to? Lightning has a steel chair and he's hammering the DDD/AWO. They're trying to get away from Lightning…it's DX! HHH, Road Dogg and Krazed are brawling with the DDD/AWO on the ramp and officials are trying to separate them! HHH walks to the ring and once again he offers his hand to Lightning…Lightning just walks away again. HHH has a mic.

HHH: HOLD ON NOW, WHY IS IT THAT YOU HELP US OUT ALL THE TIME BUT NEVER SHAKE OUR HAND OR TALK, WHAT IS YOUR ROLE, WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, DAMN IT TALK TO US!

(He hands the mic over to Lightning and the crowd pops)

LIGHTNING. HHH AND DX, YOU WILL SOON FIND OUT WHOS SIDE IM ON WILL IT BE DX, OR ANYBODY ELSE BUT DAMN SURE THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE SIDE IV BEEN ON BEFORE AND THATS MINE, IM DOING THESE FAVORS FOR YOU BECAUSE I FEEL THAT ITS RIGHT, BUT WHEN THE TIME COMES NOONE WILL KNOW WERE LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE NEXT, BUT YOU WILL ALL FEEL THE BOLT!

VJ: DX really doesn't know if Lightning is on the same page with them. Was that Lightning who drove the limo with Shark in it into the water earlier on?

DD: Of course it was!!! You know that Lightning is a worthless alcoholic. He was probably drunk out of his mind took 1 wrong turn and ended up in a river. He's on crack too!

VJ: Really?

DD: Would I lie?

VJ: Up next, X-Treme title will be on the line at Downcast defends against Three 6! This 1 will be a war! Stay with us!

DD: He kicked out asshole!

VJ: Oh. It was close though. Sooo close!!!! Oh my God he has a chainsaw. This is going way too far!!! Three 6 has a chainsaw and Downcast decides that he wants no part of that. He picks up the X-Treme Title, he grabs Jevona and he's trying to escape!

DD: Chicken!

VJ: Three 6 is chasing him through the crowd with a chainsaw. They run out towards the parking lot and Downcast and Jevona jump into a convertible. Three 6 just cut through the roof with that chainsaw and he yanks Downcast out. Falcon Arrow on the roof of the car. There's the cover …1…2…kickout! Downcast is out of it! He's trying to escape…oh! Low blow by Downcast and Three 6 drops to 1 knee! He picks him up now…oh no! He drops him facefirst through the windshield of that car! I think he's out! 1…2…kickout! I just got word over my headset that police have searched the limo that was in the river and Shark was nowhere to be found. They fear the worst…um…they're gonna send out another search crew to see if they can find a body or anything…that's all we know so far. We're sorry for any…

DD: Stop bitching! He's a Shark, he lives in Atlantis, he's fine! He should be used to water shouldn't he?!

VJ: I can't believe that Lightning or DX would do such a thing. I'm gonna call this match now! Three 6 has been busted open…they're fighting in the middle of the street now…DDT by Downcast. I picks him up and they're fighting across the street…they're going into a restaurant! This is 1 of the most expensive restaurants in Indianapolis…

DD: Now they're gonna break stuff!

VJ: Downcast just snatched an expensive champagne bottle out of that old lady's hand…Three 6 with a block…OH! He just busted a $200 bottle of champagne over the head of Downcast. He lifts him up…powerslam through the dinner table!!!

Man: Hey! Get your hands off of my wife!!!

Three 6: What???

Man: You heard me pal! It's bad enough that you ruined our dinner! These reservations cost $150, and then you have the nerve to touch my wife! Come on, we're gonna fight right now!!!

VJ and DD: Damn!!!

VJ: Watch Downcast, from behind…he hits him in the head with a plate! And now he's dragging him into the kitchen.

DD: they've hit each other with everything but the kitchen sink!

VJ: Uh-oh! Downcast actually has the kitchen sink…he's gonna hit him with the kitchen…GOOD GOD!!!! Xtreme is in the kitchen and he just shoved the refrigerator onto Downcast. We've seen it all now! Three 6 pushes the refrigerator off of him and now he's got a table…he's covering the table with forks! I have never seen anything like this in all of my years in this biz! He lifts him into the air by his throat and slams him through the table and onto those forks!

DD: Stick a fork in him. He's done!

VJ: I think there actually is a fork in his…nevermind. 1..2…3!!!

VJ: With a little help from Xtreme of all people Three 6 has won this match!

Prez: Lightning!

Lightning: What?!

Prez: Good luck in your match tonight!

Lightning: Whatever!

Prez: Ungrateful bastard!

VJ: Up next. Lightning Vs Anarchy. Stay with us!!!

DD: Who was that new guy who left with the DDD/AWO?

VJ: I have absolutely no idea! I assumed he was a fan! Anarchy goes for a high cross body…Lightning powerslams him. Anarchy back up and Lightning clotheslines him! Anarchy is in serious trouble and Lighting sends him over the top rope and to the arena floor! Anarchy looks pissed…wait a minute!

DD: the gang's all here Vinny!

VJ: It's the DDD/AWO with that new guy! Things aren't looking good for Lightning now. ZT gets on the ring apron and Lightning nails him. Asphyx is up and he gets nailed! Squirrel and the mystery man are up and they go down. Anarchy is on the top rope…Lightning catches him…Lightning Rod!!! Cover…1…2…no! ZT and Asphyx pull him to the floor! They're trying to kill Lightning on the floor!!! It's DX! The Outlawz and HHH are out here and they're going at it with the DDD/AWO on the floor! Anarchy has Lightning…from behind with the reverse DDT! 1…2…kickout! Anarchy picks him up and he's about to go for the Doomsday Device…Lightning with a block…Powerbomb into a DDT?! I have never seen anything like that in my life! Cover 1…2…3!!!

VJ: Lightning with an unbelievable win! The DDD/AWO rush the ring but Lightning escapes!

DD: So he's a drunk, a murderer and a coward!

VJ: Don't go there! Oh no! Here come the police and they're talking to Lightning…what's this about!

DD: It's about how he ruthlessly killed Shark in order to take a spot at the top man in the NFWA. Crazy Lou, Rocky, watch your asses!

VJ: Will you stop! Backstage Rosie is with Krazed!

RS: Well Krazed you have a 4 way match for the I.C title
Krazed: Well tonight will be a DX night that is all I have to say and my match tonight will be my match because I am the only DX member not to touch gold but tonight I will win the I.C title because I am the Great one No I am The Myth The Legend The Man No I am a Shark No I am Krazed
RS: Well High Voltage turned on Dx are you mad
Krazed: Well I am not that mad because Voltage was nothing he just was a man who needed Dx to make a name for him but he went back to live Wire a nobody his problem not Dx
RS: Well Krazed you had Jevona but she left you for Downcast what do you think about that she is the most beatiful girl in NFWA.
Krazed: Well Jevona wants to leave me I dont care because she is only going to get Bytch Slapped by Downcast but she wants to go back to that and you were right when you said Jevona is the most beautiful girl in NFWA but she is not the most beautiful woman in NFWA because that is you Rosie I have been waiting for this since NFWA.

DD: What the f*ck?!!! She said she didn't believe in co-worker relationships! That lying bitch! What a 2 bit, skanky whore! Krazed's ass is mine when he gets out here! Believe me, he'll know why you don't mess with Delaware! No you don't!

VJ: (laughing) Right Delaware. Right!!!!

DD: I'm sure that Flipper's fine Vince!

VJ: The show must go on. Rock is hammering away on Lou! Right hands! Right hands! He's laying the Smackdown! Boom! Lou is in trouble. Watch Krazed…he catches a clothesline and goes down! Rock splits his legs…low blow by the Great One. Lou charges and catches a spinebuster. The People's Champ is feeling it…watch Krazed! Chokeslam!!! Chokeslam! My God!

DD: He felt that, didn't he!

VJ: I think so. Here comes Stacey Blitch tp join us at the commentary booth. Stacey, have you heard from Shark?

Stacey: (crying) They s-s-say…they can't find him anywhere! I have no clue where he is. Damn Lightning!

DD: Don't damn him…he was driving drunk. Don't fault the guy for his insecurities. You've got real issues young lady!

VJ: You jackass! What the hell is wrong with you! Krazed with a spinebuster on Lou! He backs him into the corner…thrust to the throat. There's Freight Train in the crowd watching the match! What's he up to? Krazed off the ropes and Lou powerslams him. He's back up and blasts Rock with a kick to the stomach! DDT! 1…2…kickout!

DD: Hey Stacey, now that that piece of garbage Shark is dead, why don't you and me head to the back and…

VJ: Shut the hell up! Damn it, if I was the Panther I'd fire your ass right here!

DD: No! I thought he was dead!!!!

VJ: Shark is back and look at the look on Stacey's face! Shark with a clothesline on Lou! There's a Shark Bite on Krazed! The Rock comes at him and gets caught in the Atlantis Express! Listen to this crowd go Crazy! And Shark wants Krazed's ass! He's stomping down on him in the corner, Irish-whip and he nails him with a spinebuster. Meanwhile, Rock and Lou are going at it on the floor! Uh-oh!

DD: You idiots need to get off the table! Get down!

VJ: Lou just broke the Kool-Aid pitcher over the head of Delaware! Rock Bottom by the Rock…no! Crazy Lou with the Pen Toss! The Pen Toss through the table! Oh My God!!! The Rock is out! In the ring, Shark is going for the Shark Attack…look at the strength of Krazed…he caught him in mid-air…Tombstone piledriver! That’s he bread and butter!

Stacey: get up Shark!!!

VJ: Do you mind leaving now? No offense but your work here is done.

VJ: Lou is going at it with Krazed now! Irish-whip by Krazed, Lou to the ropes and a double clothesline and both go down. The Rock is up and he's back in the ring…oh boy! It's the most electrifying move in the game, People's elbow…no…double People's elbow on Lou and Krazed! What a match! 1…2…Shark breaks it up! Man! Rock misses with a right, Shark drives him into the buckle, Krazed comes up behind Shark and is trying to give him a belly to back suplex…Shark is holding onto Rock who's holding the ropes. Krazed looks to be stronger than Shark and he has him in the air…Lou from behind goes for a belly to back suplex on Kraz…OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY! A Lou brought them all over in German Suplexes! They're all down! Lou covers the Rock…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Crazy Lou is the I-C Champ for the 2^nd time! My God what a night, and thank God Shark is OK, but was Lightning driving that limo?

(Suddenly Lou's music stops and some distorted music plays over the PA. A flashing red light covers the arena and we hear thunder over the PA system. Then we hear a distorted voice)

Voice: He's Coming!!!! And When he arrives, the NFWA will never be the same again!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

(The camera does a close up on Lou and then on the Panthertron)