Kurt: Yeah, you can make fun of me all you want to, but remember that I'm an Olympic Hero. I have the respect of millions of people around the World and those people are gonna watch me get payback on you right here tonight. You too Jevona. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to save the Pay-Per-View.

KT: Ladies and gentlemen we are live on pay-per-view in the sold out Alamodome in San Antonio! Welcome to Hell on Earth, the final PPV of the summer and it will be a doozy!

DD: Shut up! We're about to be joined out here by royalty!

KT: Hello Mr. Angle. Nice to see you.

Kurt: Yes it is. Tonight is gonna be the greatest PPV in the NFWA's history and it's all because of my commentary! And let me say that I also have a special surprise for Downcast here tonight.

DD: You do? What a generous guy you are Kurt!

KT: I smell a rat! Anyway, tonight we've got the huge main event, the Professional Vs Downcast for the World Heavyweight Title. The Professional won the title shot last month at Sin City by winning the 4 way elimination match for the #1 Contendership, and he is undefeated in singles competition. Will Downcast be the man to end that undefeated streak?

DD: I'm saying no!

KT: We've got 5 big title matches tonight, the Bomb Squad Vs Mad Dreams, Double C will try to avenge his loss last night to Downcast as he takes on Firestorm, and much more! Right now let's take you to ringside for the opening match!

DD: That sounds like Kevin Taylor's last date.

KT: Shut up! This Omega Fro looks a little crazy. I had a talk with him in the back and he believes that he's the last in a race of ancient warriors…that's some interesting sh*t! There's the lock up…rake to the face by Fro!!! Boot to the midsection…club to the back of the neck. This Omega Fro is quite impressive…whoa!!!! Reaper tosses him back to the buckle and is hammering away with right hands to the face…Irish whip to the buck…OH!!! Reaper almost took his head off with that lariat!!!

DD: We've got yet another death on pay-per-view! Remember last month when Three 6 killed X-Pac?

KT: Not really so shut your damn mouth. Cover by the Reaper…1…2…kickout! Damn that was close! Reaper picks up Fro…Canadian Backbreaker!!! And there's another one! The big man hits off the ropes…big leg drop right to the head! He hooks the leg…1…2…no!!!! This Omega Fro is a powerhouse but he's simply no match for the mighty Reaper!

DD: Yeah cuz he has no brains. Just like Kurt said. Watch in a few minutes when Reaper splits his head wide open and nothing falls out, you'll see.

KT: Reverse chinlock by the Reaper on the Omega Fro. Fro is in some serious trouble and he's been in it since the beginning of this match. He's bleeding from the mouth too…this is very bad. The crowd is trying to rally behind him…

DD: Well tell them to shut up. These redneck Texans. What good ever came out of this hellhole?!

Kurt: That's right. Not only do these guys have no "I's", they have no teeth. They're very lucky that I allow myself to be their Olympic Hero.

KT: Is that right? Omega Fro is trying to fight back…right hand to the midsection…there's another one…low blow!!!! Reaper runs to the ropes…he locks on the sleeper…Reaper with a jaw breaker on Omega Fro and he backs into the buckle. Reaper charges in for an avalanche…Fro moved…he grabs him by the hair and blasts him with an inverted DDT!!!! Both men are down!!! Now is the time for the Omega Fro to turn this match around. He makes the cover…1…2…no!!!! Fro almost stole this match right out from under Reaper's nose. Both of them climb back to their feet…Reaper swings and misses with a clothesline…spinebuster by the Omega Fro!! He almost drove him through the canvas and now he's measuring him for something…flying clothesline by Fro just send Reaper to the canvas! He's headed to the ring apron now…he's going to the top rope.

DD: I told you this guy was an idiot. Call the white coats cuz this guys is crazy!

KT: He's up on the top…OH!!! Unbelievable flying elbow drop from the top rope! He hooks the leg…1…2…thr…uh uh! He's arguing with the ref about that and I think he might be right.

Kurt: Once again, you can see the intensity in these individuals!

KT: Fro's signaling for the move that he calls Armageddon! He picks up Reaper…right hand to the stomach and a thrust to the throat staggers Fro…Reaper puts him in a powerbomb position…here we go…OH MY GOD!!!!! Running Powerbomb on the Omega Fro sends him up over the top rope and through the Chinese announce table!!!!

DD: Damn! We couldn't even get past the 1^st match without breaking an announcer table…and he may have broken Fro's neck!

KT: The referee is counting the Omega Fro down…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…he's made it back up to the ring apron! What courage! Reaper grabs him by the throat…OH!!!! He tosses him back into the guardrail!!!! Reaper climbs to the top rope..good gracious…the man is 6"7', 358 lbs. and he's climbing to the top rope…he makes a dive…Fro moves out of the way and Reaper crashes into the guardrail!!! Both men are hurt on the outside…and now they've both got chairs! Look out…OH!!!! They hit each other with steel chairs and they're both down and out!!!! The ref is counting again…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!! This match is over!

KT: I'm sure. We've got EMT's out here and they're helping both of these men up…Reaper is back to his feet…he's got that steel chair, look out Omega! NO!!! Reaper just hit the Omega Fro in the head with that chair! What kind of a man his he? Reaper tosses him back into the ring and he has that chair…he has Fro back up…OH!!!! Open Hell on the steel chair!!! The Reaper didn't get the win here tonight and he's taking it out on Fro! What a sore loser!

DD: Now take a look at Reaper and then look at the Omega Fro. Which one looks more like a sore loser? Hahaha!

KT: You're pathetic!

RS: I'm back here with NFWA Head Referee Brad Patterson who will be the man who referees the match between Siege and Bad Influence a little bit later on. Now Brad, the whole world is wondering about the attack that the referees attempted on Siege this past Friday Night on FNS after Siege had just said that the NFWA officials have a vendetta against him. What's the deal here?

Patterson: That's not true. The referees are just sick and tired of people not obeying the rules, and Siege is the biggest rulebreaker in the NFWA. We were making an example out of him for the entire world what happens when you break the rules…unfortunately he kicked our asses but we made a point.

RS: I'm not buying that. I think that you're gonna try and screw Siege out of the title tonight!

Patterson: You sleazy slut! You have the nerve to accuse me of this…this interview is over!!!

KT: What are the Calgary Hitmen doing here and who was that they were talking to?

KT: Calm down Kurt. Here are the rules of this match, no DQ, no count out and falls count anywhere. You can be eliminated 2 ways, either by pinfall or being thrown over the top rope and having both feet touch the floor and here they go!!!

DD: CATFIGHT!!!! CATFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT!!!!!

Kurt: Dave you really need to shut the heck up! Really, yelling like that doesn't show too much integrity. It's true! It's true!

KT: That is true! Jevona and Stacey are going at it! Shyanne and Lita are mixing it up!!! Stacey has been 1 of the best Women's Champions in the history of Wrestling, but let's see how she fares tonight. Irish whip by Jevona sends Stacey to the ropes…she nails her with a spear! Shyanne is putting the boots to Lita in the corner! Irish whip sends Lita to the buckle but she tries to leap over Shyanne's head…that didn't work! Shyanne has her in a waist lock…OH!!! German Suplex!!! 1…2…Stacey is back to her feet and stomps Shyanne in the midsection! Jevona catches Stacey with a clothesline that knocks her to the floor!

DD: She's eliminated!

KT: No, she has to go over the top rope to be eliminated! Jevona is going out after her…Stacey caught her on the ring apron…look at the show of strenght by Stacey Blitch! She has Jevona up in a press slam position…OH!!! She drops her fact-first on our announce table!

Kurt: (laughing) She may have broken Jevona's nose!

KT: I don't find that funny Mr. Angle.

DD: I did!

KT: You heathen! Lita just climbed to the ring apron…Jevona and Stacey can't see her! Asai moonsault by Lita just took out both women! This Lita is amazing…OH! And she just got caught with an amazing baseball slide by Shyanne that sends her right over our table and into Dave's lap.

DD: This is the greatest moment of my life. Hey Shyanne, I can see the way that you're looking at me and I know that you really love guys from Delaware, so why don't you just forget about this match and we got back to my hotel room and have some fun? AHH!

KT: (laughing) Shyanne is attacking Delaware Dave!!! She's hammering away on him with right hands…there's a kick to the groin! Delaware Dave is getting his clock cleaned! She's got a pitcher of ice water and she dumps it all over Dave!!! You go girl! Lita is back to her feet…OH! Shyanne just smashed that pitcher over Lita's head and she goes down hard! You OK Dave?

DD: That 2 bit hussy! What a bitch! It's women like her that make it possible for it to be so many gay men in the world! Right Kurt?

Kurt: Did you call me gay?

KT: Yes he did! Shyanne throws Lita into the ring…Butterfly Suplex! Perfectly executed! She hooks the leg…1…2…3!

KT: Wow! Shyanne has disposed of Lita and now it's down to she, Jevona and Stacey Blitch. Jevona is in the ring with Shyanne and she's talking to her about something.

DD: Well both of those heifers are in cahoots with that wannabe pimp Downcast, maybe they'll try and work together.

Kurt: See, this is wrong. This is supposed to be every woman for themselves, and I think it's very unfair for Shyanne and Jevona to cheat like this!

DD: Yeah, they deserve to die!

KT: Will you stop? It looks like they are gonna gang up on Stacey but where did she go? We were paying so much attention to the other 2 women that we lost Stacey! Wait a minute…look on the top rope! Stacey with a high cross body and she lands on top of Shyanne and Jevona! She's hammering away on Jevona with hard right hands to the head! Shyanne catches her in a full nelson type move…Stacey goes for a low blow and I guess she wasn't thinking cuz there's nothing there to blow…I mean Shyanne is a women…you know what I meant! Shyanne tries for a DDT but Stacey catches her and look at the strength…she carries her across the ring and hangs her out to dry on the top rope! Jevona charges at Stacey from behind…she turns around at the last second and catches Jevona with a hot shot…OH! She hit heads with Shyanne who was hanging on the top rope and Shyanne is about to fall! If she goes over the top rope then she'll be eliminated! Jevona grabs Shyanne's arm and tries to pull her back into the ring…Stacey from behind on Jevona with a school girl…1…2..3! No only a 2!

Kurt: School girl?!

KT: That's right. Shyanne tries to get back into the ring and Stacey smashes her with a forearm…she nails Jevona with a forearm…she grabs both women by the hair…double noggin knocker is blocked and Shyanne and Jevona nail her with a double Side Russian Leg Sweep!!! There's a double pin on Stacey…1…2…3!!!

Kurt: That was great intelligence by Jevona and Shyanne. I always knew that Jevona had intelligence…but it's masked underneath filth and dirt. I'm glad that I dumped her!

KT: You didn't dump her!

DD: Are you insulting the man's integrity? Don't worry about him Kurt, he's just mad cuz he popped his blow-up doll last night.

KT: Will you shut up? Well we're down to the final 2 in this match, Jevona and Shyanne. And they're buddies. Are they gonna fight.

Kurt: Knowing them 1 of them is probably gonna lay down and let the other get the win.

KT: Who's it gonna be? Jevona and Shyanne are in each other's faces about who's gonna lay down…Shyanne just slapped Jevona! Jevona just slapped Shyanne! They've got each other by the hair and we've got a catfight on our hands! Shut up Dave! The referee is trying to separate them for whatever reason. No, now Jevona just laid down on the ground. What is she doing?

DD: That slut is used to being flat on her back like that.

KT: I'm gonna ignore that. She's telling Shyanne to get the pin…and Shyanne is gonna to it. She puts 1 foot across the chest of Jevona…1…2…whoa! Dragon Screw leg whip by Jevona…she hooks up Shyanne in a pin…1…2…3!!!!

Kurt: You see, this is exactly what I was telling you about Jevona! She's nothing but a big cheater. She never could win a match without cheating! It's true!

KT: Well Shyanne didn't like and she just grabbed Jevona by the hair and nails her with a right hand!!! Shyanne is tearing into her friend Jevona and here comes Downcast out to the ring to separated them!

DD: Bitch slap 'em Downcast!

KT: Downcast is trying to calm Shyanne down. Both of them put up a helluva fight in this match. Now Shyanne is walking up to Jevona. What is she gonna do? Oh she gave her a hug!

DD: I always knew she sucked! If I was Shyanne I would've waffled her upside the head with a crowbar. Then put the boots to her!

KT: look out! It's the Calgary Hitmen! Harley Hart and his gang are out to ringside and they're attacking Downcast!!! Harley Hart has the World Title belt and he just nailed Downcast in the head with it!! The Hitmen are stomping away on Downcast and look at the Women! They’re attacking the Hitmen!!! Shyanne and Jevona are attacking the Calgary Hitmen…aww man!!! Nicole Bass just grabbed Jevona by the throat and chokeslammed her hard to the canvas. Harley Hart just hit Shyanne in the head with the World Title belt! And now what is he doing…that son of a bitch, NO!!! He just locked the Ghost Killah on Shyanne! Somebody stop him! Downcast is out cold and he's got her locked in this painful hold! What kind of a man is Harley Hart?! Here comes the Professional!! He out to the ring with that steel chair! He nailed Harley Hart with that chair! He nailed Anvil! Down goes the Bulldog! Hart, Anvil and the Bulldog are running away from the ring, and look at Nicole Bass. She's up in the Pro's face!

DD: Knock his brains out Pro!

KT: Nicole Bass isn't a he!

DD: Yeah right!

KT: She just shoved the Professional!

DD: I told you he was a man!

KT: Shut up! Nicole Bass swings at the Professional…WHAM!!! He just took her head off with that chairshot!!! The Calgary Hitmen pull Bass out of the ring and they're carrying her back to the locker room. The Professional has come to the aid of Downcast and Shyanne but Shyanne is hurt after what that no good bastard Harley Hart did to her. Downcast is out too and what is the Pro doing? He's carrying Shyanne back to the locker room. Downcast is out cold and doesn't even know what's going on! How is he gonna react when he wakes up? Up next ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna have the Light Heavyweight Title on the line in a Stairway to Hell Match, Posidin will try to regain the belt from Reckless Youth. This will be the 3^rd meeting between the 2 men who many say are the 2 best Light Heavyweights in the history of the NFWA. Let's show you the history between these 2 men!

Downcast: Where's Shyanne!

SG: (stuttering) I-I-I don't know! Last time I saw her was when she was with the Professional!

Downcast: I'm gonna kill Harley Hart next time I see him. And what do you mean she was with the Professional?!

SG: He carried her back to the locker room. That's all that I know!

KT: Uh-oh! Downcast just found out what the Professional did a little while ago. He doesn't look happy. Let's get back to ringside for the Stairway to Hell Match!

DD: Kurt, you and you're damn 3 I's are pissing me off!

KT: Oh God we agree on something.

Kurt: It's probably because you both have no morals, just like the entire country of Canada!

KT: Speaking of morals…what is that that Recless Youth is hiding behind his back? The ref wants to know too as does Posidin. Posidin is walking over to Youth but the ref is trying to hold him back…Posidin shoved the ref down…OH!!!! Reckless Youth just bashed his brains in with a lead pipe!!! What a rotten bastard!

DD: Hahaha! That was great! Get the ladder Reckless!

Kurt: That didn't show integrity, but it darn sure was intelligent…

DD and KT: Shut the hell up about your damn 3 I's!

Kurt: Well good golly! Somebody needs to switch to decaf!

KT: Reckless Youth walks over the ladder and he's dragging it to the ring. Posidin is busted wide open. His blood is gushing out of his head and the ref may have to stop this one! Reckless Youth throws the ladder into the ring…look out Posidin! OH!!! He slams the ladder right down across his back! And once again!!!! Posidin is hurt badly. Youth sets the ladder down in front of Posidin…OH! He dropkicks the ladder into the head of Posidin! That's only gonna open that cut up a little more!

Kurt: Wait until you see the cut after he climbs up there and grabs that barbwire!

KT: I hope it doesn't come to that. Just pin him Reckless, you've done enough! He's got that lead pipe once again…OH! He hammers hard to the spine of Posidin! And again! Ref stop the match!!!

DD: Hell no! I don't care if the bastard dies, I paid good money to see this match and I'll be damned if I don't!

KT: What the hell are you talking about?! Reckless Youth is trying to destroy a human being in there!

Kurt: I don't know Kevin. He looks more like some kind of mutant to me.

KT: This is unbelievable. Reckless Youth goes to the floor and grabs a steel chair and he's headed back into the ring. This isn't necessary. He rolls Posidin over on his back…OH! Chairshot to the face! He lays the chair on the face of Posidin and he's setting up the ladder in the corner! Reckless Youth is climbing the ladder…damn it don't do it! He's climbing to the very top of the ladder! No!!!! Guillotine Leg Drop right onto that chair which is on the head of Posidin! Damn it he killed him!

DD: That was great! He had to knock his face off!

KT: Posidin makes the cover…1…2…he pulled him up! What is he doing?! He's headed back to the floor now…and he's getting something from underneath the ring! He's getting a table!

DD: Somebody's getting WOOD!!!!

KT: You may be right! He's setting the table up on the top rope now?! Now he's setting the ladder on top of the table! He put that chair back on the head of Posidin and now he's climbing the top rope where that table is! And now he's climbing the ladder!!!

DD: What on Earth is he doing?!

KT: He's climbing to the top rung of that ladder now! He's crazy!!! He's lost his mind! He makes another dive…Posidin moved!!!! Thank God he moved!!!!

Kurt: I can't believe he just did that! He had to be about 30 ft in the air!

KT: Posidin is back up to his feet and he's got that steel chair! Reckless Youth climbs back to his feet…OH!!! Chairshot by Posidin nearly decapitates Reckless Youth! But Posidin is still hurting from the beating that he took earlier in the match! He's motioning for Reckless Youth to get back up…OH!!!! Another chairshot by Posidin…and another! He is viciously beating Reckless Youth with that steel chair and Reckless falls to the floor by us!

DD: Don't come near us. Both of you are crazy!

KT: Posidin hits off the ropes…he tried to baseball slide that ladder into Youth's face but he was able to move the ladder out of the way and he nails Posidin in the back of the head and he sends him into our table and now he's in Dave's lap much like Shyanne was!!!

DD: Security, will you get this idiot out of here!

KT: Reckless Youth grabs the ladder again…oh look out! No what the hell are you doing?! Reckless Youth just tossed that ladder over here and he knocks Posidin into the crowd!

DD: You almost hit me in the head you stupid bastard!!! What the hell is your problem!

KT: Reckless Youth is mouthing off to Kurt Angle and Delaware Dave…OH! Posidin tosses that chair right into the head of Reckless Youth! He just tossed another one and he hit him again! Posidin is tossing chairs like he's crazy! He springboards off of the barricade…look out Kurt! Flying dropkick and he knocks that chair right into the face of Reckless Youth and now his nose is bleeding!

Kurt: These guys don't have any intelligence! I mean, there are human beings trying to do their jobs over here and they're acting like they'd rather fight us than fight each other! I just don't get these guys!

KT: Posidin tosses him into the ring and Reckless Youth tried to grab that lead pipe but Posidin stepped on his hand and now he has the pipe!

DD: He's about to give Reckless Youth a pipe job like he's never had before!

KT: Now that was just uncalled for, Dave! Reckless Youth climbs back to his feet and he just got bashed in the head with the pipe! And again!!! And again!!! Good God he did it again!!! And now he's putting the boots to Youth in the corner! Irish whip…reversal by Youth sends Posidin to the buckle! Reckless Youth looks a little dazed after that last offensive flurry by Posidin and he charges in…storm kick by Posidin! He may have knocked him out cold and now he just pointed to the barbwire! He's gonna get it! He picks up the ladder and sets it up right on top of Reckless Youth's body and he's making the climb! He's headed to the top of the ladder rung by rung…Reckless Youth is starting to move…he walks over to the corner with the table in it and removes it…Posidin has the barbwire and he yanks it down! OH!!! Reckless Youth just threw the table at him and sent him tumbling over the top rope and hard to the arena floor! What a match! Reckless Youth walks over to the arena floor and he picks up that barbwire and he's wrapping it around that pipe!

DD: He's gonna try to kill the man! I don't like that faggot Posidin but damn it this is too much!

KT: He's just wrapped that barbwire around the pipe and he just hit Posidin in the ribs with it! Oh, did you see the barbwire sticking to his stomach?! That was sickening!

Kurt: These guys will do anything to be the best Light Heavyweight in the NFWA!

KT: The Referee moves that table out of the ring finally and sets it up on the floor. That's the last thing we need to see after the crazy crap in this match. Reckless Youth throws Posidin in the ring and he's bleeding from his side! This has to be the most brutal match in NFWA history! Youth is standing over top of Posidin with that pipe wrapped in barbwire…come on! Don’t do it!!! Low blow by Posidin and Reckless Youth drops the pipe! Posidin picks it back up…no don’t do that! OH MY GOD!!!!! Barbwire pipe driven right into the groin of Reckless Youth!!! Sweet Merciful Crap!!!

DD: OH NO!!! His babies! His babies!!! Damn Posidin to hell!

KT: Quiet you! Posidin makes the cover…1…2…Reckless Youth somehow got the shoulder up! He's gotta be the toughest man alive after that shot cuz if that was me I'd be crying like a little girl. Posidin picks Youth back up and now he sets him up on the top rope…he may be going for the Tidalwave…thumb to the eye by Youth! He's standing on the top rope and somehow manages to hit a twisting huracanrana from the top rope! He makes the pin…1…2…no! Reckless Youth almost walked away with the win and now he's climbing the ladder! Why is he doing that, they already got the barbwire!

Kurt: I don't know what he's thinking about but I bet it's hard to think when you get hit in nuts with a pipe.

KT: Posidin is now climbing the ladder on the opposite side. Reckless Youth is up higher and he hammers Posidin with a right hand…Posidin fires back with 1 of his own…blood is everywhere so it's gotta be slippery climbing that ladder. Posidin is climbing to the top rung and he grabs Reckless Youth by the hair…oh God what is he doing? Oh my God!!!!! Tidalwave from the top rung of the ladder, over the top rope and through that table on the arena floor!!! He just killed Reckless Youth!!!!

DD: He may have killed himself too! He hit his chin on the steel ring stairs and he hasn't moved since he hit them!

KT: This is bad! What an incredible match and Posidin may have a broken jaw or maybe even a broken neck. Reckless Youth may have a broken neck too!

DD: Hey, normally I would say something ignorant right here but I'm not gonna. Both of these guys earned my respect.

Kurt: Mine too. They definitely have intensity and integrity.

KT: 2 outta 3 ain't bad. Reckless Youth is trying to pull himself back to his feet…he's back up and Posidin hasn't moved yet. Reckless manages to pick Posidin up and toss him into the ring…he crawls into the ring and he crawls over to Posidin's body…he lays 1 arm over the chest of Posidin…1…2…3!!!

KT: That was absolutely incredible! Both of these men gave it everything that they had in this match and Reckless Youth just narrowly escaped the match still the Light Heavyweight Champ! Neither of these men have moved since the match ended, and they have to fight again later on in a #1 contender match for the tag gold.

DD: I really doubt that they'll be able to make it back out here Kevin.

KT: EMT's are out here attending to both of these men. Posidin is being carried out on a stretcher, and even though Reckless Youth is a no good, disgusting bastard you have to give him credit.

Kurt: I'm gonna tell him you said that!

KT: Yeah, well he's on a stretcher now so I can say whatever I want about him. Up next ladies and gentlemen we've got Double C Chris Cannon locking up with Firestorm, the man that cost him the World Title last night, but backstage right now we've got Prez Panther and Sniper, the Bomb Squad. Rosie you can take it away!

RS: OK guys, we know that you weren't happy about Foley's decision last night on FNS but it's final. You're gonna have to fight Mad Dreams in a Flaming Tables and Ladders match. Are the problems within the Dynasty gonna hurt you here tonight?

Chyna: 1^st of all missy, with that dumb question you just lost you interview privileges! Get going!

Prez: Now here we go, being forced to wrestle here tonight. Now I don’t think that Ms. Sanchez can hear me right now, but to answer her little question there are no problems in the Dynasty, and right here tonight we're showing the entire World exactly why we run this show! You see, when we didn't want to wrestle this match, Rosie seemed to imply that we're afraid of Mad Dreams. Uh uh! We fear no one but ourselves, and the only reason that we even thought about not wrestling this match is because we knew that if we stepped in the ring with them we would be forced to give them a 1^st class, genuine, Grade A, Bomb Squad style ass kicking and brutally end their pathetic lives, and then we've got 2 less people on the roster. That's bad for business. But on second thought, it gets kinda boring just sitting back in the locker room signing matches, so why not just go out there and drop Da Bomb on them?

Sniper: That's exactly right. Mad Dreams, so Shark sent you to try and get his little belt back, he want you to do his dirty work, well he's just throwing you punks out to get slaughtered, and that's exactly what will happen here tonight. Tables and ladders don't scare us. You wanna add fire into this? Well you play with fire you get burned, and the Bomb Squad is the hottest tag team in history. Tonight P-Diddy is gonna show you why he is the almighty Champion of Champions, I'm gonna show you why I am the Greatness and the Extreme, and here tonight we're gonna show you exactly why there's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty's way…

Both: AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

Chyna: Back to you Kevin!

Kurt: How rude of you Chyna! There are more people than Kevin Taylor out here!

DD: Tramp!

DD: Yeah, Double C wanted payback for getting screwed out of the World Title last night, well it's not like he was gonna win anyway. And now the only thing he's getting in return is an ass kicking by Firestorm!

KT: Firestorm is doing just that! He hits off the ropes and nails Double C with an elbow drop to the midsection!!! Cover…1…2..3!!! No it wan't!

Kurt: What the heck is wrong with you? Do you even know how to count to 3 Kevin Taylor????

KT: Double C is in big trouble right here. He tries to get back up but Firestorm is choking him on the ropes…he hits off the ropes…he nails the squisher! Double C is hurt pretty bad! Firestorm is now climbing to the top rope!

DD: No way Kevin!

KT: Yes way! He's climbing to the very top rope…Cannon is back up and he shakes the ropes!!! Firestorm had a very tender landing, and now watch Double C…he climbs to the top rope and he hooks up Firestorm…superplex!!! He almost drove him through the ring!!! Double C floats over into the cover…1…2…no!!! He picks him back up…knife-edge chop…right hand…knife-edge…boot to the midsection…he's stomping a mudhole in Firestorm! Irish whip out of the buckle goes Firestorm and he gets nailed with a bulldog by Double C! Double C has quickly turned the tide back in his favor…inverted atomic drop…and there's a clothesline that puts him flat on his back!

Kurt: I'm getting a bad feeling about this match!

KT: Double C is ready to take Firestorm out it looks like…he picks Firestorm up…he's about to give him his own move the Big Time!!! Low blow right in front of the referee!! Firestorm goes to the corner and he's got that blow torch…look out Double C! OH!!! He hit him right in the head with that tank!

DD: Look, here comes Reaper!!!

KT: Reaper and Firestorm call themselves Hellz Brothers and they're trying to take out Double C. Reaper has a steel chair…OH!!! He just bashed Cannon in the skull…Firestorm hits him with a shot too! Firestorm picks up Cannon…he puts him down with the Big Time!! They're trying to destroy Double C! Reaper is holding Cannon down and now what the hell is Firestorm doing?

DD: He just lit that blow torch! They're gonna burn Double C to the ground!

KT: No! Come on, this is going way too far!!! Stop it!!! Here comes Three 6 with a steel chair! He just nailed Firestorm and he went down hard!!! Reaper tries for a clothesline of Three 6 and misses…Three 6 just hit the Clip!!!! Reaper rolls out of the ring and he and Firestorm are headed back to the locker room! What the hell is they're problem!

Kurt: They were trying to make Double C's life a living heck! Thank God that Three 6 came out to save him, eventhough I don’t like either of them. It just saved my Olympic nose from smelling the burning flesh of Double C!

DD: Haha! Kurt sure has a heart of gold huh?

KT: Yeah, right!

Downcast: Rosie! Where the hell is the Professional?!!!

RS: I don't know. The last time I heard from him he was in the medical area with Shyanne.

Downcast: Thanks a lot Rosie.

DD: Uh oh! Rosie stooged the Professional off!

KT: Well Downcast really doesn't have anything to be mad about. The Professional only came out to help her after that bastard Harley Hart locked her in the Ghost Killah. Uh oh! He's almost there, and he has that bat!

Downcast: Where the hell is the Professional?!?!!!

Professional: (Coming from behind a curtain) Did somebody call my name?

Downcast: (Raising the bat at him) Tell me where Shyanne is or else you'll be sorry!

Professional: Now is that the way you talk to somebody who just saved your little girlfriend from getting her career ended?

Downcast: WHERE IS SHE????!!!!

Professional: Shyanne is over there, but you come here raising that bat at me like you're some kind of tough guy, well you need to thank me cuz I was the one who saved both of you from getting your asses kicked. But let me tell you this, I didn't do it cuz I'm a nice guy, I did it cuz I want you to be 100% tonight when I take that bat and beat your brains in tonight when I take your title! Now unless you wanna go right here, which I doubt, I'll see you later!

Professional: Give that to Shyanne and tell her to meet me there around 1:00 tonight where we can celebrate my new World Championship!

KT: Wait a minute! Downcast just attacked the Professional! He was absolutely out of line with that last comment and now he and Downcast are trying to kill each other!

DD: It's those lousy Canadians again!

KT: The Calgary Hitmen are attacking Downcast and the Professional! Get some security back there! Harley Hart just locked the Professional in the Ghost Killah and the other 3 are beating Downcast with that baseball bat! Stop this carnage!

DD: I hate these guys! Get somebody back there!

KT: Here come the officials finally trying to get Harley Hart and his gang of thugs off of the Professional and Downcast. And look at Hart, he just waved that World Title belt with the Canadian Flag on it in his face. This is despicable!

KT: What in the World?!

KT: Oh my gosh! Madman has just set up Jaguar!!! What else is gonna happen tonight?

KT: Wait a minute, why is the referee giving money to the timekeeper?! Something isn't right about this match.

KT: Here we go! Bad Influence Vs Siege and this could be the biggest match in Siege's NFWA career. Hopefully this Brad Patterson won't screw it up.

Kurt: Well if you ask me, I say that Siege is just a whiner. The NFWA is the fairest, most honest wrestling company in the wrestling biz, and for him to even suggest that the NFWA has something against him is downright ignorant!

KT: Yeah, the NFWA is the most fair company in the World. Just ask Downcast, Crazy Lou, Krazed, and Shark. They tried to kill him!

DD: oh! Minor details! And learn how to speak English you piece of Trash!

KT: Siege just slapped B.I. across the face! B.I. misses with a right hand and Siege is firing off with right hands to the side of the head! Oh, that damn Brad Patterson is holding Siege back!

DD: No he's not! Right hands are illegal!

KT: They are but you don't put the wrestler in a full nelson and allow his opponent to kick him in the ribs! Siege is about to knock his head off…B.I. charges in from behind and gets blasted with a powerslam! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!

DD: Learn how to count jackass!

KT: I did count right! That was a 3 damn it! 3!!! We have a new TV Champion and that damn bastard Brad Patterson won't count the 3!!!! Siege has Patterson by the throat…B.I. with a clothesline from behind! Bad Influence drives him back to the buckle and he buries a knee to the midsection! And another one! He picks Siege up and drives him down to the canvas with a sidewalk slam. He hooks the leg…1…2…Siege gets his foot on the ropes. I'm surprised that damn Patterson didn't say that was a 3 right there the way he's been trying to screw Siege!

Kurt: Men don't screw other men Kevin. That's just not American!

KT: (laughing) OK Kurt. B.I. viciously whips Siege into the buckle hard! And again! He's whipping him from pillar to post and he's laughing to all of these fans about it! B.I. sets up Siege for the Jackknife! Here it comes…no! Back body drop by Siege…look out!!! He just clotheslined Brad Patterson's head off!!!!!!

DD: Disqualify him! You cannot put your hands on the referee!

KT: Siege is putting the boots to the referee! Watch B.I. from behind…he went for the Superkick but it was blocked…Siege turns him around and drills him with a clothesline! B.I. back up and Siege nails him with a few right hands to the jaw…B.I. is staggered on the ropes and Siege sends him over the top rope and to the floor with that clothesline!!!! Siege follows him out and slams B.I. headfirst into the Nigerian announcer's table!

Kurt and DD: NIGERIAN ANNOUNCER'S TABLE???????

KT: That's right. Siege has a steel chair…BOOM! He just nailed him in the head and B.I. goes down hard! He tries to get back up…he catches another chairshot that sends B.I. into the crowd! Siege follows him out and he is beating the life out of Bad Influence, and he's getting exactly what he deserves! Irish whip by Siege sends B.I. hard into the guardrail!!! He grabs him by the head and is beating the living life out of Bad Influence! The back of Bad Influence's head is busted open and it looks like he's running from Siege!

DD: He's not running he's just got bad asthma!

KT: That has to be the worst excuse I've ever heard! Siege has that steel chair and he's searching for B.I. in the fans…look out Siege he's hiding behind that wall! Oh no!!! B.I. jumps out and he's strangling Siege with some kind of wire! B.I. is trying to choke Siege out and now where's he going? He's dragging him up that flight of stairs by his neck!

Kurt: He's got Siege on a leash like he's a filthy dog!

KT: Siege tries to hold onto a chair but B.I. over powers him and is dragging him to the lobby it looks like! Blood is coming from Siege's mouth…They're at the top of those stairs…B.I. just got nailed with a low blow!!! Siege snatches that wire from around his neck and he's whipping Bad Influence with it!!! He's wraps it around B.I.'s throat and now he's gonna show him how it feels…oh no! Look out!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Siege just tossed B.I. down that flight of stairs and he goes crashing all the way down to the arena floor!!!

DD: That idiot!!!! B.I. hit his head on that steel banister! Siege deserves to be DQ'd!

KT: Well referee Brad Patterson hasn't moved since Siege beat him up in the ring, and now Siege has a trash can and he's walking down the stairs to B.I.! He's hurt badly. He sees Siege and he's trying to get out of the way but Siege bashes him in the head with the trashcan! And again! Siege is trying to destroy Bad Influence! He grabs him by the hair and he's dragging him back to ringside. This is not a technical match, this is a war between 2 of the NFWA's finest! Irish whip by Siege…reversal by B.I. and Siege crashes into the guardrail! B.I. is laughing and he just slapped a fan! That SOB! He charges in at Siege…OH MY GOODNESS! He just got back body dropped over the barricade and through the Nigerian announce table! Bad Influence is in a really bad way right now!

DD: Damn it! What is that idiot Patterson doing?! Get up and disqualify him.

KT: Siege climbs back over the barricade and he has B.I. by the hair…right hand sends him to the floor! He throws him in the ring now and this crowd in San Antonio is going crazy! Siege picks B.I. back up…spinebuster!!! He goes for the cover…Brad Patterson is still out cold!!! Siege is shaking him to try and wake him up! Bad Influence is back to his feet…Siege turns around and just got his head knocked off with a Shawn Michaels style superkick! B.I. looks like he's ready to finish this match off…he picks Siege back up and it looks like he's gonna go for the jackknife…low blow by Siege! He grabs B.I. by the throat…big chokeslam!!!! This crowd is actually cheering for Siege?!

DD: These idiots are the only people dumb enough to like him!

KT: He picks Bad Influence up…there's a powerbomb! Siege is just moments away from becoming the brand new TV Champion! He picks B.I. up…takeover!!! It's all over for B.I. but the ref is still…hey wait a minute!!! I saw the ref open his eyes and then close them again! He saw the pin!

DD: No he didn't! He's still out cold! Dead guys open and close there eyes every 5 minutes, and he's not even dead yet!

KT: He's gonna be dead after Siege gets done with him! Here comes Firestorm now…he grabs Siege from behind…the Big Time!!!! No!!!! That son of a bitch!

Kurt: hey, hey hey! Watch the language darn it!

KT: Oh shut the f*ck up! That damn Firestorm just came out here and attacked Siege for no reason at all! B.I. is back up and he has Siege…no!!!! Not like this…Jackknife!!!! This is so damn unfair! He makes the cover…

DD: Oh gosh! The ref is suddenly back up!!! It's a miracle!

KT: Miracle my ass! 1…2…3!!! Siege has been robbed!!!

DD: Who's the champ? Who's the champ? Who's the champ? Hahaha! That was great!

KT: Bad Influence is walking back to the locker room with the TV Title belt and Firestorm is in the ring with a mic standing over Siege!

KT: It's Demp!!! Rodney Demp from the locker room and he tears into Firestorm! Demp is putting the boots to Firestorm. He's getting revenge for Siege! He picks him back up…OH! It's Reaper!!! Reaper is back from the locker room and he and Firestorm are doing a number on Demp…Siege is back up and he has that sledgehammer…BOOM! He just bashed Reaper in the back of the head with it and he's out like a light!!! He swings at Firestorm but he ducks…Demp blasted him with a DDT!!!! Demp and Siege have just done a number on Hellz BrotherZ. Referee Brad Patterson just tried to run back to the locker room but he got caught by Demp! Demp drags him back into the ring!

Kurt: Now I don’t agree with this!!! You don't go beating on innocent referees. You don't!

KT: Innocent ref…what are you talking about?! Siege has Patterson…there's the Takeover on this crooked referee!!!! And now Siege has that sledgehammer again…I don't agree with this! Stop it Siege! No!!! OH!!!! Sledgehammer shot right to the black heart of Brad Patterson! Siege may have killed him! And he and Demp are walking to the back. They're mad as hell!

DD: That guy needs to be fired and he deserves to get arrested for attempted murder!

KT: Brad Patterson is hurt badly and EMTs are out here to help him…aww man he may be seriously injured. Anyway, up next…

DD: Don’t you have a heart you foul mouthed grinch?! A man in writhing in pain and you just ignore him like he's yesterday's garbage? Shame on you!

KT: Will you shut up?! Up next ladies and gentlemen we've got the #1 Contenders bout for the Tag Team titles. It's B.I. and Reckless Youth, Team Hardcore Vs Olympus and Posidin, Total Devastation. But are Posidin and Reckless even in shape to wrestle in this match after they were both stretchered out earlier tonight?

DD: Not to mention what that freak Siege did to poor B.I. We should put him under the jail!

KT: Yeah sure. Backstage we've got Rosie Sanchez in the medical area again. Rosie, what's going on?

RS: Olympus, everyone is wondering after that incredible match with Reckless Youth will Posidin be able to wrestle this match?

Olympus: Well, Posidin is in bad shape right now, and yeah I could just go and get Thor and ask him to be my partner, but seeing that it's not likely that we'll be seeing your buddy after the beating Posidin gave him tonight, if you're man enough to actually fight a match by yourself, which judging by that last match you're probably not, but see if you can prove me wrong. Let's go 1 on 1 for the #1 Contendership for the Tag Belts? That's all I've got to say so I'll see you in the ring!

KT: You've gotta be kidding me.

Kurt: Hey, he was telling the truth. B.I. possesses the 3 I's, and on top of that you've gotta love that shirt he's wearing.

DD: Yeah. It says "Blame Canada" on the front, and on the back it says, "Because they're the Asshole of the Earth". Hey, if it's on a t-shirt it's gotta be true.

KT: We apologize to our neighbors in the Great White North for those rude comments by Dave and B.I. B.I locks up with Olympus…he gets shoved across the ring by the huge monster!

Kurt: I don't like this Olympus guy. All he does is try to suck up to his Olympic Hero Kurt Angle, because he knows that although he does have the name, he can never have the true grace of an Olympian!

KT: You and Dave disgust me! Bad Influence is back up in Olympus' face…OH! Olympus sends him crashing to the canvas with a clothesline!!! He picks him up…Gorilla Press Slam…B.I. goes hard to the canvas! He jumps back to his feet and Olympus runs right through him with a big boot! He picks him up by the throat…he tosses B.I. back to the buckle and he's mauling him! Knife-edge chop by Olympus! He picks him up and launches him across the ring…OH!! B.I. slid rib-first into the steel ringpost! Olympus is totally devastating Bad Influence…no pun intended! He drags him by the hair…he picks him up and drives B.I. to the mat with a powerslam…1…2…kickout!

Kurt: Do you realize what kind of intensity it takes to kick out after a near 400-lb. Guy squashes you and after you've just had a successful title defense? It's hard, I'll tell you that!

KT: I realize that. Olympus drags B.I. to his feet by his hair…low blow by B.I.!!! I don't care how big you are, you get hit there and it's lights out. Olympus drops to his knees and B.I. kicks him in the face! And again! Clothesline by B.I. absolutely floors Olympus and look at him! He's hammering away upon him with right hands like he's possessed! The referee pulls B.I. off of Olympus…he tries to go back in but Olympus swats him away with a big right hand. B.I. staggers over to the ring ropes…Olympus is right back to his feet…he charges at B.I. with a clothesline but misses…superkick by B.I. sends Olympus over the top rope and crashing hard to the arena floor!

DD: That was pretty! Bad Influence is being beautifully bad, Taylor. Unlike you cuz you're just bad!

Kurt: More like terrible, Dave!

DD: Exactly.

KT: Olympus is back to 1 knee…B.I. charges in and nails Olympus with a knee to the back…OH!!! He hit headfirst off of the steel stairs. Much like Posidin did in the stairway to hell match! B.I. grabs Olympus by the hair…he slams him hard into the steel! One more time! B.I. just moves the steel stairs off of their hinges…what's he doing? He just dragged Olympus on top of the stairs…he's got the other half of the stairs in his hands! No!! Don't do that!!! OH!!! He tried to decapitate Olympus with the steel stairs but the big man moved! He climbs back to his feet…OH!!! B.I. tosses the stairs right in his face!!! He may have broken his nose!

Kurt: Whatever happened to the count out rule?

KT: Good question. B.I. throws him back into the ring and follows him into the ring now! B.I. mounts Olympus now and locks him in the sleeper!!! This could be it for the mighty Olympus! He's fading fast. B.I. has got the hold cinched in tight and Olympus falls flat on his back.

DD: It's bed time for the big man, and Team Hardcore will still be the #1 Contenders for the Tag Belts.

KT: The ref is checking Olympus' arm…it drops once…it drops twice…it drops a 3^rd time…no it stays up! The crowd just popped big time!

Kurt: Wait a minute! Look in the aisle! That's Posidin! Olympus said he wanted the match to be 1 on 1, that's not integrity!

KT: He shouldn't be out here!

DD: You're damn right he shouldn't be out here. He already embarrassed himself once tonight. Does he wanna get embarrassed again?

KT: Olympus able to fight back to his feet…he just hit B.I. with a thunderous side suplex and both men are down on the canvas. Posidin pulls himself into Olympus' corner…he has no business being out here after that match earlier on. He's begging Olympus to tag him but he tells Posidin to go to the back! Clothesline by Olympus floors B.I.! There's an overhand right that sends him to the canvas! Irish whip sends him hard into the buckle…OH!! Big Avalanche by Olympus just crushed Bad Influence! Irish whip to the ropes goes B.I… tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam! Cover…1…2…no!!! Posidin is still begging to get tagged in and Olympus is telling him no! Watch out for B.I. from behind…clothesline sends him into the buckle…wait a minute! Posidin tagged himself into the match! He climbs to the top rope…moonsault press on B.I.!!! 1…2…no!!!! He came very close to pulling that upset win! Reckless Youth is coming down the ramp and he looks hurt too. Neither he or Posidin have any business being out here! Irish whip on B.I. by Posidin…spinning heel kick puts him flat on his back! He hooks the leg…1…2…he got the shoulder up barely! You've gotta give credit to B.I. but give more credit to Posidin!

DD: Can't you be unbiased for once in your life?

KT: No comment! Posidin climbs back to the top rope…missile dropkick catches B.I. square on the jaw! 1…2…no!!! foot on the ropes by the TV Champion! Posidin just signaled for the Tidalwave!

Kurt: He can't do that move! He's too injured.

DD: He was already brain damaged before the match so it really doesn't matter what he does. He's always gonna be an idiot!

KT: Posidin sets B.I. on the top rope…Olympus is back in the ring trying to talk some sense into him…Posidin shoves him aside and now he's climbing to the top…he's going for the Tidalwave…he dives up on his shoulders…OH!!! Reckless Youth hit him in the head with that barbwire pipe from earlier and he knocked him out cold! B.I. caught him…OH!!!! Superbomb!! Reckless grabs Olympus' ankle…1…2…3!!!

DD: Wow!!! That was a great victory for Bad Influence! All by himself he beat both members of Total Devastation!

KT: Are you trying to tell me you didn't see that pipe shot from Reckless Youth?! Team Hardcore just stole this victory…look in the aisle! It's Kaos!!! Kaos is back! Kaos is back! He's got a steel chair…he just nailed Bad Influence right in the head and he's out like a light!!! Reckless Youth is already in bad shape. Is Kaos gonna show mercy on him? No! Big boot to the head of Reckless Youth…Kaos just floored him with another chairshot! He grabs Youth now…oh no!

DD: What an insensitive bastard! He's injured for God's sake!

KT: Oh my!!! Kaos just gave Reckless Youth a Ticking time Bomb on the steel chair, and he may have given him another trip back to the medical area in the process!

Kurt: This Kaos is dead wrong! Who does he think that he is?!

KT: He's the man that sent you out of the NFWA a month ago at Sin City! You, Kurt Angle, had better thank you lucky stars for rehiring you!

Kurt: Yeah, say what you want about Kaos, but I will show him what Kurt Angle is all about! I am gonna get my revenge and show the entire world why his win over me was nothing but a big, giant fluke! And that, my friends, is true!

KT: B.I. is helping his partner to the back and Kaos is headed to the back as well. Up next we're getting ready for flaming tables and ladders match, Bomb Squad and Mad Dreams. You win the match by putting both of your opponents through a table. They're bringing the tables and the gasoline out for this match, so let's get back to ringside for our next match!

KT: Well they got backed into this match by Foley and we're gonna see how it all unfolds. Watch Chyna on the floor. She's going after Darkness…Nightmare jumps in Chyna's face…and that was a brilliant distraction by the 9^th Wonder of the World as Panther and Sniper double team Madman in the ring. Madman attacked Jaguar earlier on so I don't think that they have any other help besides Chyna and Trish here tonight. Nightmare runs back into the ring and he's attacking Panther! He sends Panther to the ropes with an Irish whip…Nightmare misses with a clothesline and Panther hits off the other side…Panther slides through Nightmare's legs…insaguri nails Nightmare in the head and knocks him to the floor! Madman DDT's Sniper…he just ran right through Prez Panther with a devastating lariat!!! Panther jumps back to his feet and he gets dragged to the floor by Madman where he's getting his clock cleaned. Irish whip on Sniper by Madman…he ducks the head and Sniper catches him with a boot to the face…he tried to a superkick by Madman ducks and takes him over with a cradle suplex! Madman picks Sniper back up…stiff jab sends him back to the buckle…he's posing for the crowd and he mounts Sniper…1…2…3..4..5…6…7…8…9…10!!! Sniper is out on his feet! He doesn't no where he is and his partner Panther isn't doing much better out here on the floor!

DD: Look out, we're the only announce table left!

KT: OH!!! Nightmare just launched Prez Panther right on top of our announce table! He heads over here and catches a right hand by Panther…he nailed Panther with a right hand that sent him crashing into the steel barricade! Panther is out of it and he walks over to Darkness…she slaps him…Nightmare punches him…Darkness slaps him again and Nightmare punches him again! Panther is trapped! Uh oh! Chyna shoves Darkness hard to the ground! Nightmare has Chyna by the hair and he just told Madman to burn one…I'm assuming that he meant a table!

Kurt: Yeah but the way these potheads are in the NFWA ya never know!

KT: Madman is pouring gasoline on the table and Nightmare drags Chyna into the ring…oh Lord the table is lit and now Nightmare us headed to the top!

DD: Oh my God they're gonna kill her!

KT: Nightmare is up there with Chyna…watch out for Sniper…low blow on Madman and Panther bashes Nightmare with a devastating chairshot! Panther pulls Chyna off of Nightmare's shoulders and now Sniper is climbing to the 2^nd rope and he has Nightmare up in the air. That's gotta be heavy. Panther is back in the ring and he's signaling for something! Panther runs to the ropes…he springboards off of the top rope…OH MY GOD!!!!!! Super Philly Death Drop off of the top rope and Nightmare has been taken hard through the table!!!!

Kurt: That was great! That move showed all 3 I's!

DD: I gave that move a 10!!!!

KT: And now all that they have to do is put Madman through a flaming table and the match is locked for the Bomb Squad. I'm sure that wherever Foley is he's hating this. Madman is gonna try and fight both men now! He Irish whips Panther to the ropes…reversal by Panther sends Madman to the ropes and he hits off of the other side…drop toe hold by Sniper into a dropkick by Panther!!!! They damn near decapitated him! And they are being very arrogant about it! Panther climbs to the top rope and poses for the fans!

DD: That's why he's the almighty Champion of Champions Taylor!

KT: Nightmare hasn't moved since that Philly Death Drop through the table and now Sniper is gonna bring the ladders into play. Sniper brings in 2 ladders and Panther drags Madman to the buckle…he sets that ladder up against the face of Madman…Sniper dropkicks it hard into the skull of the Madman! This San Antonio crowd is strongly booing the Bomb Squad. Chyna tosses another table into the ring and Panther is setting it up…Sniper is setting up both of those ladders. Panther lays Madman down on that table and now he and Sniper climb opposite ladders…what are they gonna do here? Oh God!!!! Leg Drop/Splash combo from the top rope through the table! They have just annihilated Madman…now all that they have to do is put him through a flaming table! Sniper gets another table and he's pouring gasoline on it….he's got matches and he's about to light it up!

Kurt: 420 style baby!

Kurt: What, I'm hip too! I know the cool lingo! I'm the man Kevin! Madman's butt "is grass" and the Bomb Squad is about to "smoke it". And although I'm against smoking I will enjoy this!

KT: (still looking at Kurt Angle in shock) Um…anyway…we've got a flaming table in the ring, Kurt Angle just…well forget Kurt Angle right now we've got fire! Sniper picks Madman up…it looks like he's going for the Sniper Bomb…Darkness is up on the ring apron and she's distracting Sniper!

DD: Tsk tsk! What will his wife say about that?

KT: It doesn't matter because Nightmare is back up and he just nailed Prez Panther with that ladder! He tosses it at the head of Sniper! And knocks him right down!!! That table is still burning in the ring! Panther charges at Madman and gets back dropped over the top rope to the floor! Sniper is trapped in the ring with Mad Dreams…Irish whip by Madman…there's a reversal by Sniper into a boot to the midsection…Sniper Bomb right in the center of the ring!!!!

DD: Sniper…look out!!!

KT: Nightmare has Sniper up…OH!!!! Death Valley Driver through the flaming table!!!!! Now Sniper is down, all that's left is Prez Panther and Madman to go through the flaming tables! Nightmare jumps to the floor and tosses Panther into the ring!

DD: Come on…get some security out here! Madman's gonna beat up the boss!

KT: Right hand by Madman sends Prez Panther to the canvas! There's another one and he goes down again! Irish whip to the ropes goes Panther…back body drop by Madman almost sent Prez Panther into orbit!!!! Panther is in trouble! Irish whip to the buckle by Madman and Panther hits off the buckle hard!!! Madman runs to the buckle and catches Panther with a big clothesline and smashes him in the corner. Madman sets Prez Panther up on the top rope now…he climbs up there and what's he about to do right now??? OHH!!!! Superplex from the top rope and Panther is in some big trouble! Madman just signaled to Darkness and Nightmare on the floor and he wants a table! I think he's about to finish Panther off and yes! They give him the table! Madman is setting the table up in the ring and he's pouring on the gasoline…he just lit the table on fire!!! Prez Panther just nailed him with a low blow and Madman goes down!

DD: That wouldn't have been fair! How many companies do you know where you can put your boss through a flaming table? Madman and Nightmare deserve to be fired!

KT: Panther just might do that right here…there's the Panther Cutter on Madman!!! Madman is out like a light and this one is about to be all said and done! Da Bomb is coming up shortly after this…Nightmare is up on the ring apron…OH!!!! Sniper nails him with a chairshot…he throws Nightmare on top of our table…What is he doing?

DD: Yeah Sniper. Get him!

KT: "Yeah Sniper. Get him!"?! He climbs up here…no!!! Sniper Bomb on Nightmare though our table!!! Those are all of the announcer tables now! Back in the ring Panther is signaling for the end! Here it comes…Da Bomb…wait! Look in the crowd…that's Tina!!!!!

DD: Tina?!!?!! What's she doing here?!

KT: I have no clue! Tina jumps over the guardrail and Chyna doesn't see her…Tina turns Chyna around and blasts her with a DDT!!!!! Prez Panther just saw Tina on the floor and he's yelling at her…Sniper is telling Panther to forget about Tina. Panther walks back over to Madman and he just nailed Prez Panther with a low blow!!! Panther is hurt!!! Madman has Panther set up in front of the table!!!

DD: NO!!!!!!

KT: Jackknife Powerbomb through the table!!!! This one is over!!!

DD: No!! They Cheated!!!

Kurt: Dave is right! That definitely wasn't fair for the Bomb Squad!!!

KT: Sniper is furious!!! Tina has just cost the Bomb Squad this victory and embarrassed Prez Panther in the process! Where's Sniper going?! Sniper is leaving the ringside area!!! Sniper has just left his best friend! What does this mean? Tina just threw another table into the ring and she's setting it up.

DD: What is that little hussy doing? She doesn't work here, somebody arrest her!

KT: Tina is helping Panther back up…she nailed him with a low blow and she sets him up in powerbomb position…

DD: No fair!!! NO!!!!

KT: OH MY GOD!!!!! Tina just gave Prez Panther Da Bomb through the table!!! When Panther wakes up he is gonna be furious!!!!!! Anyway you wanna look at it, Mad Dreams has walked out here with a big win over the Bomb Squad and they have taken the I-C Title belt back for Shark, the rightful owner.

DD: Mad Dreams didn't get that win! That was all Tina! If it wasn't for then Madman would've been broken in half and you know it Johnson!!!

Kurt: You see, this is the problem with women in professional sports today. They're way too anxious to try and mix it up with supermen like myself and all they do is cause a whole lot of trouble. They need to stay in the kitchen. It's true! It's true!

KT: Oh please!

DD: Bust a cap in him Panther!

KT: Stop it! Security is back there now and they are able to separate them. We've had enough trouble here tonight so the last thing that we need is more problems with the Dynasty and Total Devastation.

DD: Oh no, not again!

KT: These damn Calgary Hitmen are at it again! Harley Hart has snatched the World Title Belt from Downcast earlier on tonight and he just KO'd Three 6 from behind with it! Bulldog and Bass are stomping the knee of Three 6…Shark runs down the aisle and comes to the aid of Three 6! Shark is hammering away on Bulldog…Harley Hart has the Ghost Killah locked in on Three 6…it's the Professional and Double C!!! Harley Hart sees them and he tosses the World Belt to the Pro! Harley Hart and the Hitmen are escaping through the crowd with the Natural Born Playas running after them!

DD: Run, Forest, Run!!!!

KT: The Calgary Hitmen are getting out of dodge! They're headed out to the parking lot…they just jumped in that limo and they're pulling off!

DD: Thank God that's the last we'll see of Canada tonight.

KT: Back at ringside Shark is trying to help Three 6 up after that attack…Three 6 just slaps him in the face. He still wants to go!

Kurt: I don't know how intelligent that was, Kevin.

KT: Shark just booted Three 6 right between the eyes! He grabs him by the head and he's dragging him back down to ringside! Shark came out to help Three 6 but this match is gonna be underway right now!

KT: Here we go! Shark throws him back into ring and is hammering away on Three 6 with right hands! He backs him to the corner and he's stomping away to the midsection of Three 6! There's a Shark Bite and Three 6 is gasping for air! Irish whip to the opposite turnbuckle goes Three 6…Shark charges in and crushes the challenger with an avalanche!

Kurt: It's just like I said, that wasn't a bright move by Three 6 to just attack Shark after he had been attacked. He's not an athlete the caliber of Kurt Angle, and he has absolutely no business wrestling for the Intercontinental Title anyway, so he certainly has no business going in there after getting beat up by the Canadians.

KT: It's been all Shark thus far in this one. Shark with a knife-edge chop on Three 6! There's another one! He looks like he's going for a big hip toss out of the buckle…Three 6 counters in mid air and hits the DDT!!! He planted Shark right into the mat! Cover…1…2…kickout by Shark! Three 6 and Shark both back to their feet…Shark misses with a clothesline…Three 6 catches him with a belly to back suplex that drops Shark right on the back of his head! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Shark! Three 6 has turned the tide on Shark despite that whole situation with the Hitmen before the match. Three 6 knocks Shark to the buckle with a right hand…he climbs the ropes and I think he's going for a 10 count punch…1…2…3…4…Shark counters into an inverted atomic drop!

DD: Hahaha! That only saved that moron Three 6 from proving to the whole world that he can't even count to 10!

KT: Stop it! Shark with a lariat that turned Three 6 inside out! Cover him! 1…2…kickout by Three 6! Shark was 1 count away from retaining the title! He picks Three 6 back up and he drills him with a backbreaker! He's holding Three 6 on his knee and the pain has to be killing him! This is a submission move so the ref is asking Three 6 if he wants to give it up.

DD: You know he will! Then again he's spineless so this move probably has no effect on him.

KT: Shark is trying to break Three 6 in half right here. The ref is checking to see if he will give it up…no Three 6 is scrappy! He's doing everything he can to break this hold…he just raked the eyes of Shark!!! Shark drops him and Three 6 is back to his feet…he charges in at Shark…back body drop over the top rope and Three 6 lands on his feet…he pulls Shark to the floor and he has that chair…OH!!!! He just took Shark's head off!!!!

Kurt: So what? It's legal to hit somebody in the head with a piece of metal in a match. I don't think so darn it. Somebody needs to take this guy back to jail where he came from because he's a disgrace to America…just like New Jersey and Texico!

KT: Texico isn't even a state and what does New Jersey have to do with any of this.

DD: I used to live in Texico! It was nothing but a pisshole.

KT: Texico is a gas station! Shut up and call the match. Three 6 whips Shark knee-first into the ring stairs…he's got that chair again…he smashes Shark right across the back! The referee is letting Three 6 get away with a lot of crap in this one! He throws Shark back into the ring and he climbs to the top rope…flying headbutt by Three 6 connects! It's over…1…2…kickout by Shark! Three 6 can taste that I-C Title belt. He picks Shark back up…Irish whips him to the ropes and drills him with a spinebuster! He picks Shark back up…Shark misses with a clothesline and Three 6 sets him up on top for what looks like a belly to back superplex…Three 6 is climbing up to the top rope…he picks Shark up for the move but Shark forces his weight down…OH MY GOD!!!!! They both went headfirst through the ring!!!! They're both dead! That was absolutely unbelievable!

DD: I can't believe that fat bastard Shark broke the ring!

KT: Stacey Blitch has a look of concern on her face as does the referee…Shark and Three 6 tumbled from the top rope and went through the ring to the arena floor. I know both of them hit their heads but it looked like Three 6 got the worst of the move. Look on the floor, Shark just rolled out from underneath the ring. Shark is out of it…Three 6 is trying to get back out of that hole in the ring…Shark climbs back into the ring and he pulls Three 6 out of that hole…what's he about to do here? OH! Sitdown powerbomb…1…2…kickout by Three 6! That's amazing! Shark gives Three 6 an Irish whip…the ref got bumped to the floor…Shark catches Three 6…Atlantis Express on Three 6! This one might be over but the ref is out of it!

DD: It's Double C!

KT: Chris Cannon is out from the locker room and he's carrying a pimp cane. Shark is back to his feet and Three 6 is in the ring…OH!!!!! He just shattered that pimp cane over the head of Shark and he fell like a tree right down into that hole in the ring! Double C may have just saved Three 6's chances of regaining the I-C Title. Three 6 reaches down into that hole and he pulls Shark out…he has Shark set up for a suplex…no! Falcon's Arrow right in the center of the ring. The ref has been revived by Double C…1…very slow count…2…Shark got his foot on the rope!

DD: Aww. What a punk bitch!

KT: Stop it! Three 6 can't believe it and he just slapped the ref to try and wake him up…here's Olympus back up from the locker room…he just threw Double C into the steel stairs and now he's in the ring with Three 6! Three 6 is hammering away with right hands…oh! Olympus grabs him by the throat…OH!!!! Chokeslam over the top rope to the floor for Three 6!!! He may have broken his neck! He grabs a pitcher of water from the timekeeper's table and throws it on Shark. Olympus is headed back to the locker room and Double C is chasing after him. Shark climbs to the floor and rolls Three 6 back into the ring…he picks him back up and folded him up with a piledriver! He hooks the leg and that ref is slow to count again…1…2…thr…no no no no no!!! Almost! Close but no cigar for Shark.

Kurt: That darn Shark doesn't deserve a cigar. Smoking cigars is a bad example to minors.

DD: Shark needs to be banned from TV because I read in Time magazine that Shark's face is the highest cause for Suicides in the United States.

KT: You lying…nevermind. Shark looks ready to finish Three 6 off. I think he's going for the Shark Attack…Shark climbs to the top rope and Three 6 is slowly getting back to his feet…Shark dives for the Shark Att--The Clip!!!!!! Three 6 caught him in mid air and nailed the Clip. The ref is counting…1…2…Jaguar!!! Jaguar just pulled the ref down into that hole in the ring before he could count the 1-2-3! He has a flame thrower…oh no!!!! He just burned both Three 6 and Shark with the flame thrower!!! The referee calls for the bell!

KT: That damn Jaguar just ruined this match and he just fried Shark and Three 6! Prez Panther and Chyna are back out here now and Chyna has handcuffs! She just tossed them to Jag and he's cuffing Shark to the ring ropes and now he's doing the same to Three 6. Where are Total Devastation and the Natural Born Playaz?! Jaguar has a lead pipe…he just hammered Shark right in the ribs! And to the bat!!! Jaguar is decimating Shark in the ring right now…

DD: Ha! Hey Kevin, I think the Dynasty has taken out both Total Devastation and the Natural Born Playas! It sounded like they were all in that room!

KT: There's no one to help Shark and Three 6 now! Shark has been knocked unconscious by Jaguar…Three 6 is trying to fight off Jaguar but he's cuffed to the ropes…OH! Jaguar just hit Three 6 right in the face with that pipe! We need some help out here…we've got officials in the back trying to unlock that dressing room…oh no, Prez Panther just gave Jaguar a can of gasoline!! What the hell are these bastards doing?!

DD: We're about to have an old fashioned Dynasty Barbecue!

KT: Thank God they got the door open but Jaguar is pouring gas all over Shark and Three 6!!! I hope they hurry and get out here! Jaguar has matches lit…good God no!!!! No! Here comes Total Devastation and the Natural Born Playas out to ringside! The Dynasty sees them coming and they're headed out of here! The Dynasty is running away like the cowards they are! My goodness I can't believe we just saw that. Thank God we were able to get help out here before it got too bad. Ladies and gentlemen, they're trying to get some help for Shark and Three 6 and up next is the World Title match, Downcast Vs the Professional. Let's show you the history between these 2 men!

KT: We're ready for the Title match and you 2 run out of the crowd like thieves in the night. I'm surprised that you even had the balls to come out here after what you just did…but then maybe in Chyna's face I'm not all that surprised!

DD: Kevin Taylor you had better show some respect for him, you remember who's signing your checks! It's nice to see you out here Mr. Panther.

Prez: Thank you, and Kevin Taylor if I even catch you breathing the same air that I breathe much less insulting me or Chyna I promise you that your ass will be fired just like Krazed, just like Crazy Lou and just like that other piece of Canadian Yak sh*t Vince Johnson!

KT: Sorry sir! Let's take you ringside for the next match.

Prez: And what the hell happened to this announce table?!

Kurt: Stop accusing him. He owns the company so he has the right to do whatever he wants to!

KT: Maybe you're in cahoots with him! Maybe Sniper really hasn't left the building and…

DD: Maybe you should shut the hell up and call the damn match!!!!!

KT: I smell a rat here!

DD: That's just your breath! Call the match!

KT: Downcast is up in the Professional's face. This match should be an absolute war! Professional walks over to where Shyanne is standing and he just blew her a kiss! Downcast attacks from behind! Downcast with right hands and forearms to the back of the head! He backs him to the buckle and he's putting the boots right into the midsection! He drags him back into the center of the ring…Downcast hits off the ropes and nails the Professional with a knee lift! Pro is back up and he catches a swinging neckbreaker! Boot to the midsection by Downcast and he's setting the Professional up for some kind of move…brainbuster!!! It's been all Downcast and now he's going for the bat! Downcast is climbing that corner…Prez Panther sit down! Sit down! What are you up to?!

Chyna: The man is stretching!

Prez: (sitting back down) And who in the hell do you think you're yelling at?!

KT: Oh! Sorry. My mistake! The Professional is back up and he has Downcast by the ankle…Downcast caught him with a boot to the head and the Pro is reeling! Downcast is reaching for the bat…Pro with a low blow…and Downcast crotches himself on the top rope! That's gotta hurt!

DD: Haha! Double Ballbuster!

KT: You're really mature Dave. The Professional is raking the eyes of Downcast…oh! Stiff kick to the small of the back! And again! Downcast is in some trouble after that tender landing on the top rope! The Professional picks him back up…Irish whip and Downcast slams hard off of the turnbuckle…the Professional hits off of the ropes and nails him with a dropkick to the back of the head that sends Downcast to his knees! Pro off the ropes with a dropkick to the face that nearly decapitated Downcast!

Kurt: The Professional is doing great in this match! I'm going to make an Olympic prediction and say that the Professional will walk out the new World Champion!

KT: Well Kurt just made his Olympic Prediction and right now I'd have to agree with him. The Professional climbs the corner and he's gonna be the 1^st to introduce bat into the match…Downcast is back up…he hammers the Professional to the back with a sledgehammer blow that sends him tumbling over the top rope to the floor in front of us! The Professional is hurt…Downcast with a baseball slide sends Pro right into Kurt Angle!

Kurt: Hey get off of me! Get!

KT: Kurt just shoved the Pro to the ground…the Professional just shoved Kurt Angle back into his chair!!! Downcast mows the Professional down with a clothesline!

Kurt: Prez Panther, you said I could come down here and do commentary. How can I do commentary when these losers like the Professional keep coming over here and attacking me--

KT: Downcast just blasted Angle with a clothesline that knocks him out of his chair!!!! Downcast is punching Angle in the head and Prez Panther pulls Downcast off of him…Downcast nails Prez Panther with a right hand! Chyna nails Downcast and she got speared into the barricade!!! Downcast has just taken out all of the color commentators except Dave here tonight! Professional nails Downcast with a clothesline. He picks him back up…OH!!! Atomic drop into the ringpost goes Downcast! Prez Panther and Kurt Angle are back up…please try and remain calm!

Prez: You know what, only because I made a promise that I wasn't gonna interfere in this match I'm gonna let that slide, but after this match is over I promise you that Downcast's ass belongs to the Dynasty!

KT: The Professional throws Downcast back into the ring…he climbs to the top rope…he's posing for the fans and then nails Downcast with a picture perfect moonsault from the top rope! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Downcast! And now the Professional picks him back up…powerbomb in the middle of the ring! The Professional is taking it to Downcast right here! He hits off the rope…the Professional with a springboard huracanrana into a pinning combo…no Downcast reverses into a pin of his own…Pro reverses out of that pin and he has Downcast by the legs…slingshot and Downcast hits headfirst off the turnbuckle!

DD: What is that idiot Downcast doing Kevin?!

KT: Downcast is climbing the buckle to try and grab the baseball bat…the Professional comes up from behind…powerbomb in the center of the ring! He damn near broke his neck! And now the Professional is now climbing the turnbuckle to get that bat…Shyanne climbs up on the ring apron to stop him but she's shoved down by the Professional! Jevona climbs up but she's shoved down too! The Pro climbs to the top and he's almost got that bat…who's that?

Prez: That's Leena!! What the hell…

KT: OH!!! Leena just shoved the Professional off of the top rope and he had a bad landing on the top rope!

DD: There's a lot of ball busting going on here tonight!

KT: Oh brother! Downcast just gave Leena a hug…I'm starting to wonder what's up with Downcast and all of these women? Downcast climbs to the top rope…he's got the baseball bat!!! He has the bat in his hand…the Professional is back to his feet…Downcast makes a dive from the top rope…OH MY GOD!!!! Downcast just nailed the Professional with a baseball bat from the top rope!!! The Professional may be dead!

Prez: Why the hell is Tina hanging with them?!

KT: Prez Panther doesn't seem too happy about Tina pulling up in that limo with the Calgary Hitmen and I know you're not happy after what she did to you earlier on. Downcast has the baseball bat again…the Professional is wide open…Downcast with a swing and a miss…White Russian Leg Sweep using the baseball bat by the Professional! The Professional hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Downcast! Look in the aisle now…there's the Calgary Hitmen walking out here with Tina…and Commish Foley????!

Kurt: Hey, there's my buddy Mick!

KT: Your buddy Mick?!

Kurt: Yeah!

KT: They're all headed over here to Prez Panther…come on get out of here! Harley Hart is in Prez Panther's face…Vince Johnson is out here…we've still got a match going on for the World Title! Mick Foley…Kurt Angle is standing beside Foley and they're surrounding Prez Panther…Panther just shoved Harley Hart to the ground! It's Krazed!!!! Darn it! Krazed from the crowd just nailed Prez Panther with that steel chair!!! Chyna tries to swing for Krazed but the Calgary Hitmen are attacking her!!! Panther and Chyna are being mugged over here by Krazed and the Calgary Hitmen…back in the ring the Professional went for a headscissors takeover….Downcast manages tp counter into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! The Pro is back up and he catches a spear!!!! That's usually the setup for Total Dispear…the Hitmen are in the ring and they're attacking both men! Prez Panther and Chyna have been put down on the arena floor, not that they don't deserve it but these Calgary Hitmen have no business being out here! And Krazed is out here pounding Panther on the ground….Sniper deserted Panther earlier tonight…Jaguar is on his way back to ringside with that flame thrower! Jaguar has that flame thrower…he just shot it at the Hitmen! The Calgary Hitmen were just sprayed with that flame thrower and they're trying to get out of here.

DD: Yeah, the last thing I wanna be smelling in this match is burnt Canadian!

KT: Stop it…Vince Johnson has been set on fire! Vince Johnson is running like a chicken with his head cut off! Jaguar is headed after Krazed with that flame thrower and he's headed back to the locker room with Tina. Prez Panther is back up and he's about to go after Krazed but he stopped in the aisle…Mick Foley is back in the ring and he has a steel chair…Kurt Angle is in the ring too! This isn't right at all…Downcast is back up…Foley tried to hit Downcast but Angle snatched the chair…ANGLE HIT FOLEY!!! My goodness, Kurt Angle hit Mick Foley! Prez Panther is laughing in the aisle and he and Chyna are headed back to the locker room! What on Earth is going on here?!

DD: Foley just got played for a fool by Kurt Angle! That's what!

KT: The Professional is back on his feet now…he's picking up Downcast…Angle just gave the Professional the Olympic Slam!!!!!!! What in the World?! Angle and Downcast…they just shook hands in the ring! Kurt Angle and Downcast are stomping away on the Professional! This whole commentary thing was a setup by Angle and Downcast! Downcast has that baseball bat…Angle with an Irish whip on the Professional and Downcast nails the Pro in the head with the bat! I can't believe what I'm seeing!!!! Shyanne, Jevona and Leena are hugging Angle. It's Bad Influence. The TV Champion is walking to the ring…he has the belt in his hand and he just KO'd Kurt Angle! Angle goes down hard!!!! Downcast attacked B.I. from behind. He's setting him up for a belly to back suplex…B.I. just hit him in the head with the belt!!! Now B.I. is headed back to the locker room!

DD: Everybody wants to interfere in this match all of a sudden!

KT: Both Downcast and the Pro have been put down, Kurt and Downcast fooled us all but they're plan may backfire thanks to Bad Influence. Both of these men are trying to get back up to their feet…Downcast tried for a clothesline on the Professional but he gets nailed with a Death Valley Driver!!! Angle is trying to get back to his feet…the Pro catches him with a somersault senton!

DD: Uh oh! The Professional is on a roll Kevin!!!

KT: Yes he is! Downcast is back up and he got DDT'd to the mat!! The Professional is ready to put an end to Downcast's reign! He climbs to the top rope…there's the Maneuver! It's over…1…2…3!!!

DD: Whoa!!! That was crazy! Can you believe what we just saw?!

KT: What an amazing win by the Professional! He is the new World Heavyweight Champion and this crowd is going absolutely crazy! Here comes Double C and Three 6 out to the ring to celebrate with their teammate! They've got champagne and the corks are popping! It's celebration time here in the NFWA! Downcast and Angle are back up…they can't believe what they've seen…he's going into the ring and he has the World Title belt that was formerly his…what is going on here? Downcast has the title belt and he's standing in front of the Professional…

DD: Bust his brains in Downcast!!!

KT: Shut up! Downcast hands the belt to the Professional! What a sportsman Downcast is!

DD:What a piece of garbage! He could've been a Champion to be remembered but all he's proved to me is that he's a wimp!

KT: Downcast is a man's man. He was a great Champion and I'm sure he will have that title some day again. But as for right now Downcast has proved to me that he's…A NO GOOD LOUSY SON OF A BITCH!!!! He just hit the Professional with that baseball bat!!!! Downcast is beating the Professional! Damn it what a piece of trash! Double C and Three 6 are helping out their teammate…Angle just shattered that champagne bottle over Double C's head! Olympic Slam on Three 6!!! Downcast is stomping away on the Professional…why is he doing this?

DD: Because he's the world's smartest man! He's my new hero!

KT: I can't believe you and I can't believe Downcast! Downcast picks up the Professional and Angle throws down a steel chair…no…Total Dispear on a chair!

DD: I can't believe what we just saw…Downcast and Angle are my new heroes!!!

KT: This is absolutely disgusting! Ladies and gentlemen, for Delaware Dave this is Kevin Taylor saying so long from San Antonio, TX!!!!