(The NFWA logo flashes on the screen, and fades away. The scene opens in the parking lot where we see Trish Stratus looking on as a limo is slowly coming to a stop. The chauffer opens the door, and Crazy Lou gets out with his title belt, followed by Double C, Prez Panther, and Sniper!)

Trish: Hey, guys! Are we ready to go?

Lou: Ofcourse. Sin City was last Sunday, and the greatest Dynasty ever assembled stuck it to the NFWA and the entire wrestling world. Sniper joined the family, and we got rid of those good for nothing cowards in DX!

Double C: Had it not been for them, I'd be the IC champ right now, and everybody knows that!

Prez: Yeah, but tonight we put the icing on the cake. Tonight, we go in there like voltures, and pick apart what's left of our enemies. This will be a night, that Downcast, Shark, Krazed, or anybody else who gets in our way will never forget! Let's go!

Sniper: That's what I'm talking about. The Bomb Squad is back together baby! Let's do it!

(The Dynasty walks away as the hightlight package for Sin City comes on. We see the Side Show Freaks winning the tag belts, DX costing Double C the IC title, shots of thge 4-Way elimination bout, and all the controversy during the World title/Ladder match. The FNS video plays and then opens up to the live crowd in Fort Wayne cheering and holding up signs as pyro goes off in the entrance. When the pyro stops the camera pans the crowd and we see signs such as "Mad Dog 4 Life", "Preacher Man 4 Death", and "Jack Fox 4 prez"! The camera then goes down to the commentary table with Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave)

VJ: Hello everyone, and welcome to the hottest weekend program in TV land, the Friday Night Slam!!! We are LIVE and jampacked to the rafters! There's not a seat to be found inside the beutiful arena that is here in Fort Wayne!

DD: Non-geographical jackass!!!

VJ: Vince Johnson alongside the perverted Delaware Dave here, and..

DD: PERVERTED????? How dare you. I just come out her and tell the truth like it is! If you don't like it, go back to Canada!!!!

VJ: We just saw the newly formed Dynasty arrived backstage, and they will no doubt have something to say to the wrestling world coming off Sin City. But what about Sniper? A man we all thought had class and respect, turned his back on Downcast, and all of his fans worldwide!

(An explosion goes off on the stage, and the Dynasty's music blasts over the PA system. Prez Panther walks out onto the stage with Sniper, Trish Stratus, Double C, and NFWA World champion, Crazy Lou to a chorus of boos. They walk to the ring. As Lou raises the title, Sniper and Panther climb the turnbuckel and raise their arms in the air. Double C has the mic.)

Double C: I'll make this short and sweet because we have important business to attend to here tonight. Shark, you know damn well I had you beat last Sunday. You know I had you on your knees where you belong at Sin City... begging for mercy! You were begging me not to give you any more punishment. You were telling me to just take the title. That you were not worthy of the title or being in the same ring with me or anyone else from the Dynasty. I should've put you away while I had the chance. But, nooooo!!!! I had to let DX come down to supposedly inflict even more damage on your already decrepid carcus! And what happens? DX screws up again, and costs me the match. DX, you guys have got to be the sorries group of sum bitches I've ever seen!!!

(crowd boos)

And you wonder why you found yourselves looking up at the lights following a Dynasty beating by the end of Sin City? It's simple. We don't need people in this faction that can't get the job done. We don't need assholes that constantly drop the ball. I mean, suppose you guys would've done that in Lou's match, and costed him the title. You think you have hell to pay now? Either way, you three were x-communicated from the Dynasy, and if you don't like it, then just bring it. We aren't hard to find! And Shark, shine that gold buddy, because you haven't heard the last of "Double C" Chris Cannon!!!!!

Prez: Now there's only one issue I think I should address here tonight, and that's with a man who has signed on oand off withn this company since we started. He made an auspicious return to the NFWA last Sunday and assisted Lou in retaining the NFWA championship. I would just like to say that Lou would've beat both Downcast and Krazed's asses by himself anyhow. Anarchy, you just sealed it for him. But you come back demanding a world title shot. I don't understand who you think you are? You haven't beaten anyone here to earn that accolade. In my eyes you don't deserve a shot for Lou's title. But my best friend here is a fan-friendly booker, and granted you a shot here tonight. Anarchy, world title shots are earned, not handed out to whomever wants them. But you got lucky, and you got a shot. Just know one thing... Tonight, your luck runs out! Becasue tonight, you are going to dance with the best wrestler this industry has to offer today, Crazy Lou! And you will do like every other bitch who steps before Lou, you will feel the Pen Toss, and you will go down at the hands of the Dynasty!!!

Sniper: Now on to what everybody's been waiting for. You've all been waiting to hear what's on my mind. Everyone wants to know why I did what I did. As I walk through the airports, and the clubs, people ask me: Why, Sniper? Why did you turn your back on Downcast? And the answer is very simple. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure it out. Panther made this company, and pulled me in as the booker. The lead booker that is, no offense Trish-baby!!! And from that day, we decided to come up with a plan for him to turn his back on all of you losers out there and form the Dynasty. The plan was then for me to "ACT" like I was against him the whole time coming into Sin City, forming an army along the way, just to screw them all in the end! Downcast, you are the fool for not realizing what was coming. How many times between Carnage and Sin City did Lou and I mention me and P-Diddy being best friends. All of the Bomb Squad references, and the staged attacks. It was all a set-up by me and Prez Panther!!! It was our brainchild, and you all fell for it, hook, line, and sinker!!!

(crowd chants "Sniper Sucks"!!!)

Sniper: The bottom line is this, I did what I did at Sin City because I wanted to. Just like always. It always has been that way, and it always will be that way. Now onto my business for tonight. I would first like to address the Professional. Sunday, you won the 4-Way elimination match, giving you the right to call yourself the #1 contender to the NFWA World title. You earned that status, and if you want to remain #1 contender, you might want to listen up for a minute! Tonight, I am making you the special guest referee when Crazy Lou defends against Anarchy. No matter who the champion is, you have your shot at "Hell on Earth" in the month of August. But mark my words, if you do not call this match tonight right down the middle, I'll make it so long before you ever see a world title match that it'll make your head spin. I'm not just telling you to be fair towards Lou, but to Anarchy as well. And if you don't, you will lose your match at "Hell on Earth"!!!

VJ: WHAT???!!! Sniper is laying the law down here tonight.

DD: He'll be laying something else down here if you don't shut up! I told him what you called him Sunday ya know!!

VJ: (surprised) YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Oh yes I did, Canada boy! Now shut it!!!!

Sniper: My next piece of business brings me to you Downcast. Tonight, you will compete against a Mystery Opponent of my choosing. I bet you want to know who you're facing, right? Well that's too damn bad. Because I am not reavealing your opponent until it's time for your match. And as for that co-booker job I gave you a little while ago, it is my pleasure to FIRE YOUR ASS AS CO-BOOKER!!!! You can't be on the staff and the roster, jackass!!

Now Flipper, I have something for you too ol' buddy. Tonight you will defend the IC title against Krazed. That match will also be under Texas Tornado rules! How does it feel to finally find out who tried to take you out of yor own misery? You should be thanking me and kissing the ground I walk on for driving that limo into the river. All I was trying to do was save you from the numerous beatings you are going to recieve now, courtesy of the Dynasty. Where are we? This place sucks!!!!!!!!

(crowd boos loudly)

Anyway, Double C... Tonight you take on Three 6. As I looked at this on paper, I didn't see any special stipulations or anything. And I figured that's just not right. If a Dynasty member is in a match, there's gotta be something on the line for us to gain. So tonight, the winner of that match will be declared the #1 contender to the IC title, and will get a shot at Shark, or whoever is champ after tonight, next week on Slam in a match of the contenders choosing!!! Give it to em' one time Lou!!!!

Lou: Ah, the sweet smell of victory! There's nothing more satisfying than telling the world you're going to do something, and then go out there and do it! I told the world that Krazed and Downcast was just another name. I told you all what the outcome was going to be at Sin City. And like always, ol Crazy Lou made good on his promise. I walked into the Conseco Fieldhouse the man, and I walked out the undisputed NFWA World heavyweight champion. Downcast, Krazed, you two are now yesterday's news. You go back to the bottom of the ladder, and will have to work your way back up to world title contendership. For now, I have bigger fish to dry. Pro, I face you at Hell on Earth next month on PPV. Or that's the way it stands right now, anyway. Providing you don't screw it up. Pro, you have been very dominate since coming to the NFWA. You quickly made wrestling history by becoming a triple champion. But let me made it clear that those belts are beneath me. They are beneath the Dynasty. You need to understand that coming for this title will be a hell of a lot harder than the three you use to hold. I am going to eat you alive Pro. You're nothing more than a puny, pathetic light heavyweight! What makes you think you are even in the same league as me. I am the Man, the Myth, and the Legend here in the NFWA, and you're gonna find that out first hand on PPV. You're going to realize that I don't wear this belt for decoration. I wear it as a symbol that I am the greatest pro wrestler walking the face of this planet today. And no one can tell me different. And Anarchy, you burst back in here with no probable cause and demand a shot at me. You demand a shot for this/ I hate to break it to you, but you don't deserve this, and tonight, I'm going to put on a clinic with your sorry ass. I'm going to make an example out of you, and show the world once again why I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. When the Pen is Tossed tonight, I will raise my hand in victory, still your NFWA World champion, and still the man with all the stroke around here!!

Sniper: Oh, and remember that there's no right way. There's no wrong way. There's only The Dynasty's way!

Sniper & Panther: AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

(Their music plays again, and they exit the ring)

VJ:Well, the Dynasty has spoken. And we heard them loud and clear!

DD: Kiss ass!!!!!

VJ:Shut!!!! But stay with us folks. We're just getting started here on FNS. Up next, Rich Richman goes to war with Demon Warrior!!

DD: What are they doing. Arrest those cowards!

VJ: Shut up! What are they talking about?!!!

***Commercial***

Tina: No…I've got some business to take care of.

Prez: You sure?

Tina: Positive. I'll see you later.

DD: Double D! Haha!

VJ: Pervert. Big lariat by Richman! He's a big man this Richman is and he tosses Warrior back to the corner…knee lift to the midsection! There's another! Right hands tagging the jaw and Richman wants to make a statement to everyone. He wants the World Title and I think he might have Crazy Lou's number!

DD: And you wonder why we don't pay you to think. This Richman guy is a bum and he's gonna get his ass kicked here tonight by Warrior. What's that idiot doing out here?!

VJ: Downcast and Leena are standing on the stage and Downcast doesn't look like he's in a good mood! The near-400 pound Warrior with a scoop slam! He's going to the top rope! The big man is going ohhhh my!!! He went for a moonsault! You've gotta be kidding me! 1…2…3..no! Damn that was close! And look at Luna on the floor! Luna is choking Richman behind the ref's back! He picks him back up…Powerbomb! The Demon Warrior looks like he's on a roll! There's a knee to the small of the back…

DD: What the hell is he doing?!

VJ: I don't know! Demon Warrior is going back to the top rope! This is amazing! He takes a dive and he just caught Richman's boot right to the face!!!

DD: Oh my God! He broke his face!!!!

VJ: Richman may have knocked him out but he's down too! He's crawling over to get the pin…1…2…no! That was close! Both men back to their feet…Warrior goes for a clothesline that's blocked…belly to belly suplex! 1…2…kickout! And look at Richman, he's pointing at Downcast! He wants to send him a message! Jackknife powerbomb on the 370 pounder! What strength…1…2…kickout! Scoop slam by Richman, he climbs to the top rope…flying elbow drop right to the chest! And Richman is climbing the ropes and taunting Downcast…Downcast is getting closer to the ring! Officials are trying to hold Downcast back. What's going on between these 2?

DD: I don't know but I have a feeling we're about to see another catfight!

VJ: Luna just nailed Leena with a right hand and now those 2 are going at each other on the floor! The officials are trying to separate the women and Downcast just charged the ring!!! Downcast tried to run into the ring and attack Rich Richman but the officials and security guards are holding him back! Watch Demon Warrior…he kicked Richman right in the back and he drops to his knees!

DD: Look at this Vince!

VJ: Oh…what strength…Tombstone by the Demon Warrior!!! 1…2…3!!!

DD: Ha! Richman came in talking like a big shot, he interfered in the World Title match and then he lost his 1^st match in the NFWA!!! I'm loving it! Look at that nimrod Downcast! Oh no he's coming over here! Hide Vince!

VJ: Downcast just grabbed a steel chair and the officials are still trying to hold him back…he just started nailing the officials! Downcast is laying out the officials and he hits the ring and he just nailed Demon Warrior with a steel chair! And he just nailed Richman! Downcast is trying to destroy Rich Richman! He's gonna meet a mystery opponent later on tonight and he's doing this to Richman! Downcast has snapped!

DD: He's just a sore loser! He waits until the guy has already been knocked out and he attacks him!

VJ: Total Dispear on the steel chair! I saw Krazed dragging Tina a while ago! What's going on there?! Look from crowd, it's Jaguar and he just nailed Downcast in the back of the head with a barbwire baseball bat! This guy is like a hired assassin for the Dynasty! And he picks up Downcast…cradle piledriver on the floor! Jaguar just laid Downcast on the mat spread eagle style…oh no!

DD: Oh yeah! Leena, you might as well start hanging around me cuz after Jag gets done with Downcast you won't be getting any for a long time!

VJ: No…barbwire baseball bat to the nuts!!!! Oh my God get him out of here! That was simply uncalled for! This guy is a lunatic!

VJ: We're back here tonight on FNS and it's been chaotic already! So far We've seen Downcast assaulted by Jaguar, Krazed has kidnapped Prez Panther's girlfriend Tina, and my God here they come now.

DD: This is not right! You know it's not right, what if somebody came into your house in…

VJ: Damn it I'm not saying that it's right! Krazed is wrong and I just hope that he leaves her alone. Krazed has a mic.

Krazed: Panther Get your ass out here
( Panther enters and he has a mic)
Panther: Krazed Let her go

Krazed: Give me what I want first

Panther: What is that ?

Krazed: I want a World Title Shot at IHG in a Cage Match No interferences by anyone and Tina special guest ref if you dont there is a Table right here and I will make sure she goes threw it if I do not get it

Panther: You Got it You Got it just do not hurt her

Krazed: Oh Yea one more thing .....

( Krazed takes Tina Jacket off and she has nothing but a Krazed T-shirt on and then Tina Kisses Krazed )

Krazed: You Just got fooled you digged you're own grave and Now you got no girl and No more World Champ on your side

Tina: There is No wrong way There is No Right way there is only The Krazed and Tina Way sorry Panther I am with a Man now not no 5 foot 11 chump he is bigger in many ways if you know what I mean I saw from Last Night come on Krazed lets go warm up for your'e IC Title match tonight.

Prez: Yeah, I bet you 2 really think you did something. I bet you really think that you pulled something on P-Diddy but Krazed, tonight you may be standing tall but when you decided to f*ck with me, son you signed your own death warrant! You've got your title shot, but I promise you that there's no way in hell you're walking out with the title…and you know what if I have my way there will be know way you'll be walking out breathing. Both of you had better watch your asses!

DD: I don't know how smart that was. Messing around with the boss' girlfriend, he might as well kiss his career goodbye!

VJ: Prez Panther is livid and Krazed and Tina are taunting him! I have a feeling that this situation is gonna get a lot worse. We'll be back with more of the Friday Night Slam.

Shark: Yeah…that's right…how soon can you get here? OK. I do too sir! Thanks a lot!

Stacey: What did he say?

Shark: Well Stacey…(laughing) I guess tonight just isn't the Dynasty's night!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen the Friday Night Slam is brought to you by Playmates, which will be releasing NFWA action figures this fall, and by Big Billy starring the NFWA I-C Champion Shark. The #2 movie in the box office last weekend, and by Crazy Lou's House of Porn…which is run by the Crazy Lou Fan Club in the great city of Philadelphia, PA. If you like Lou and you like Porn then you'll love this place! Again that's Crazy Lou's House of Porn!

DD: Umm…yeah. Did you say that Playboy will be making NFWA action figures this fall? Damn, I can't wait to get 1 of those Jevona action figures!

VJ: Actually I said…nevermind what I said. Yeah, go Playboy…and Lou's House of Porn. Let's take you to the next match!

VJ: Siege and Kaos are going at it tooth and nail!

DD: What the hell?! That idiot has a wrench!

VJ: The Mechanic hits the ring and..oh! He tried to take Kaos' head off and Siege nails him with an inverted DDT! Kaos and Siege are doing a number on the Mechanic and…do we have a truce here? No they're fighting each other now!!! This is crazy! The Mechanic climbs to the top rope…double flying clothesline and he just floored Kaos and Siege!!!

VJ: Chyna with a Thez Press on the Mechanic and she's hammering him with right hand after right hand! Low blow by Chyna on Kaos…there's one on Siege and Chyna is on a roll! She backs Kaos in the corner…handspring elbow and she catches him right on the jaw! Siege is in the corner and she goes for another handspring elbow…Siege gets nailed!

DD: Hey, I think Chyna might win this one! Maybe after the match we can go back to the locker room and…

VJ: The Clamp!!!! The Mechanic has the Clamp locked on the Ninth Wonder of the World and she taps out!!!! Chyna has been eliminated by the Mechanic!

DD: Hey Chyna, we can still go back to the locker room after the match and…

VJ: Siege with a spinebuster on Kaos and he almost got planted!!!

DD: Why won't you let me finish my sentence! I said after the match me and Chyna can go to the back and…

VJ: 1…2…kickout!

DD: Go f*ck yourself Canada boy!

VJ: Spear by the Mechanic and he almost drilled a hole in Siege's stomach! He throws Siege to the floor and now what's he doing? He just wrapped the camera wire around the throat of Siege and he's choking him out right on top of the Chinese Announcers table. Come on ref, get in there! Here comes Kaos to the floor now and he wraps a cord around the throat of the Mechanic! They're choking the life out of each other on the floor here and the ref is trying to break them up! What is that?! Siege just picked up some kind of egg beater off of the table and he nails the Mechanic right in the head and he breaks the hold! Siege walks over to the Russian Announcer's table and he picked up a steel chair…OH! He just tattooed Kaos upside the head and this match could be over! Siege throws Kaos in the ring and it looks like he means business! Stomp right to the chest…again…Siege is beginning to stomp the proverbial mudhole in Kaos! Irish whip off the ropes and there's a powerslam!

DD: uh oh! He's feeling in and Kaos is about to feel his spine get snapped in 3!

VJ: On the top rope is Mechanic…sunset flip on Siege and he hooks the arms…1…2…3--NO! Boot to the face by the Mechanic…Blade is looking on, he was attacked by Siege before the bell! Mechanic lifts up Siege…Screw Driver! Cover…1…2…no! Almost got him! Mechanic set him up on the top rope and now he's going to the floor…what's he doing!

DD: Damn it! I told you he was a stupid idiot! He just pulled the Chinese announce table over by the ring post!

VJ: The Mechanic climbs to the ring apron…no! He's going to the top! He hooks Siege up…Oh My God!!!!! Superplex from the top rope and they land on the table…it didn't break!

DD: This match is crazy! The Chinese Announcer's are probably cursing the Mechanic out but I can't understand a word they're saying…

VJ: Kaos is on the top rope…flying elbow…he missed and crashes right through the table!!!!! Oh my God what a match!

DD: Call the white coats, get all their asses committed! They're all crazy!

VJ: You may be right! Kaos almost broke himself in half with that move! Now the Chinese don't have a table!

DD: OK Vince, get off of China's nuts!

VJ: Whatever. Mechanic throws Kaos back into the ring…school boy…1…2…thr…nope! Almost got him! He lifts him back up and throws him down in the corner…Bronco Buster…no! Kaos got the boot up! Siege is back into the ring…there's the takeover…1…2…3!!! The Mechanic is gone! He put up 1 helluva fight! From behind here comes Kaos with the roll up…1…2…no! Clothesline by Siege knocked Kaos out of his boots! And I really mean that cuz his boot got sent right into the crowd. Boot to the midsection…knee lift by Siege sends Kaos to the mat! Siege lifts Kaos back to his feet…double underhook…Kaos twists out of it and nailed him with an inverted face plant! This one will be over if he makes the cover…

DD: He hurt his back on that last move!

VJ: Yeah I think you're right! Siege back to his feet and he stomps down hard across the back of Kaos. He picks him up…Irish whip…reversal by Kaos and another by Siege--OH! Demp with a chairshot right to the back of Kaos! That no good Demp…Blade just knocked Demp's head off with a clothesline!

DD: Hey Vince, this ain't right! Get up there and help him!

VJ: Blade picks up that chair and is hammering away to the back of Demp! He's chasing him up onto the stage and Demp is trying to make the escape and out come the Hardy Boyz! Matt and Jnco Hardy are walking out onto the stage and look at the look of fear in the eyes of Demp! Blade grabs him from behind and Blade lifts him over his head…Blade just tossed him off of the stage and right through a table!!!

DD: Oh no! Demp!

VJ: Siege is looking at his manager and then turns his attention to Kaos….small package…1…2…no! Double clothesline and both men are down! Damn these guys are going at it in this match! Kaos pulls himself back to his feet…boot to the midsection of Siege…there's the Ticking Time Bomb!!! He may have killed Siege with that!! 1…2…3!!!!

VJ: What a match up that was. It could've gone either way…well except for Chyna cuz she got her ass whooped, but this was a very close match as Kaos and Blade, the Powers of Pain celebrate in the ring!

DD: Can you believe that ticking time bomb? Siege may be joining Mad Dog in a couple of seconds.

Sniper: Is there a problem?

Doctor: (holding Downcast down) He's in a lot of pain after the attack earlier. He won't be able to…

Sniper: You lying son of a bitch! He didn't get attacked earlier on, he's just faking cuz he know's he's gonna get his ass kicked. Downcast, you coward, you're gonna come out to the ring and wrestle that match right now or I promise that you will no longer be employed by the NFWA. In other words, you wrestle or you're fired!

VJ: Sniper must wrestle here tonight, but who is his opponent?!

KT: HHH, why are you going into the Dynasty's…

HHH: Taylor, the Dynasty thinks they got 1 up on DX, I don't think so! Road Dogg, let's get them!

VJ: OH! DX just ran into the locker roo…what the hell?! That's Anarchy! Anarchy just ran out of the locker room with lead pipes and he's attacking both members of DX. X-Pac had his career ended after that tremendous lead pipe shot by Three 6 at the PPV, and now Anarchy is looking to do the same to DX!

DD: Yeah but it ain't looking good for him cuz he's out numbered! Get him guys!

VJ: HHH and Road Dogg are dragging Anarchy out to the parking lot! Why are they doing this? Oh wait a minute…Road Dogg just tosses HHH some car keys and he's opening that car door…Krazed! Krazed and Tina are coming to the aid of Anarchy! Krazed just slammed HHH's nose in the car door!

DD: Oh no he killed him!!!! Get out of here HHH! Anarchy puts Road Dogg on the roof of that car…Doomsday Device! And now watch Anarchy, he walks over to HHH with that pipe…BOOM! There's another shot for the FNS opening video! HHH has been busted wide open and Anarchy locks him in the trunk of that car! And now where's he going? Anarchy is walking somewhere…

VJ: Anarchy is going into the bar and…what the hell is he doing…

DD: He just dragged some drunk out of the bar! I've never seen anybody that drunk…except maybe Mr. X but…

VJ: Stop it!!!! Krazed has thrown Road Dogg into the back seat of that car and Anarchy just gave the car keys to that drunk guy!

DD: You've gotta be kidding me, Anarchy just told him to take the car for a test drive!

VJ: That drunk man is driving the car…he's swerving back and forth….

DD: He just hit my car!!!!

VJ: You should stop parking your car at NFWA events! OH! That car just got hit by a bus…and another car…and another car…and a motorcycle! Oh my God HHH, Road Dogg and that drunken fan have been destroyed thanks to Anarchy! He just got his revenge on HHH! Oh, it's the Dynasty! Crazy Lou, Double C and Jaguar just attacked Anarchy and Krazed from behind and those cowards run away when the Discipline Committee comes up! What cowards!

DD: Hey, they did not run. They did the moonwalk!

VJ: Will you stop?!

VJ: Sniper with a clothesline and he runs right through Downcast! Sniper is hammering away with right hands right to the side of the head. He picks Downcast back up and backs him into the buckle…Sniper misses with a right but Downcast does not! Downcast with right hands right to the head of Sniper! Irish whip sends him to the other corner…Sniper moves…he goes for a superkick but his boot is caught, he turns him around…boot to the midsection…Total Dispear!!!!! Here come Double C and Crazy Lou down to the ring and Downcast goes for the cover…1…2…Lou pulls him out of the ring…

DD: Oh no, it's that worthless alcoholic Mr. X and his 2 cronies!

VJ: Mr. X is getting in the faces of Lou and Cannon…here comes Anarchy, Krazed and Three 6 down to the ring now!!! They attack the Dynasty on the floor and Jaguar runs out and now here comes the Professional and he attacks Three 6…this match is out of control! Who is that from the crowd? That's Rich Richman and he's got brass knuckles!! Oh!!! The ref is gonna throw this one out!!!

DD: Yeah Rich, get him!!!!

VJ: Rich Richman is assaulting Downcast in the ring with those brass knuckles and Downcast has been busted open!!! Downcast has been busted wide open thanks to this Rich Richman guy! And now he's got a steel chair and he's setting Downcast on the top rope…

DD: What's he doing?

VJ: I don't know. He's climbing to the top rope…piledriver from the top rope onto the steel chair!!! And here comes the Committee to chase Richman away!

DD: Well Richman just got his payback on Downcast cuz nobody costs him a match and gets away with it!

Stacey: Are they here yet?

Shark: Not yet but they should be here soon.

Stacey: Oh well. You've got a match now. You go to the ring and I'll let you know when they get here.

Shark: OK.

VJ: Who are they talking about? What does Shark have planned?

DD: Damn Vince you sound like an episode of the old Batman. This is wrestling not some murder mystery! We'll be back with a WRESTLING MATCH!

VJ: I'm just doing my jo…

****Commercial****

Trish: Look Vince Johnson, we're the one's who run this show, we make the damn schedule and we can do what we want and you can't stop us. So until we tell you to speak you just sit their with your little toupee and shut your damn mouth!!!

DD: You told him girlfriend!

Trish: Yeah, I did tell him.

VJ: Well here we go! Anything goes in this one. Now Prez who are you rooting for in this one?

Trish: Did I tell you to speak, Vince? Didn't I tell you to shut your damn mouth? What are you stupid or something?

DD: It's not his fault, he was born a Canadian!

Trish: I'm a Canadian too Dave!!!

DD: And that's why Canada is the best damn place to live next to Philly and Delaware!

VJ: What a 2 bit, suck ass you are!!! Prez is burning a hole right in Krazed's head…I'm sure he would actually like to do that after

Prez: Call the damn match, fool!

VJ: There's the lockup and Shark backs him into the buckle…Shark Bite and Krazed is in trouble! There's another one! Irish whip to the other side and did you hear his back slap off the buckle? Sidewalk slam on Krazed by Shark and now watch Tina, she's up on the top rope…she makes a dive and bulldogs Shark down to the canvas!

Prez: Shark should know not to turn his back on her!

VJ: Stacey has climbed into the ring and she attacks Tina!!!! Tina and Stacey are going at it in the center of the ring. Krazed has Stacey by the hair and Shark has a steel chair…he almost took Krazed's head off! And again hes hammering away to the back of the head of Krazed and Prez Panther has a smile on his face. He must love seeing Krazed get punished.

DD: Who doesn't love seeing Krazed get punished?

Trish: Yeah Dave!

VJ: I don't know why I'm still over here cuz this is the most biased commentary I've ever seen! Shark picks up Krazed…Atlantis Express right in the center of the ring. Cover…1…2…no! Shark is taking it to Krazed and I have to wonder if we'll see any interference from the Dynasty. Krazed is backed into the buckle and Shark picks up that steel chair…he's about to take his head off! Shark charges in but Krazed gets the boot up and knocks the chair back in his face…SPEAR!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Shark and we were a count away from a new Champion! Krazed picks up Shark by the throat…what strength by the big man and he tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. And watch Tina cuz she'll interfere in a second, Panther knows that very well, right Panther?

Prez: You're just begging to get fired!

VJ: Sorry, sorry! Tina took a swing at Shark and he caught her hand, Krazed with a baseball slide sends him into the guardrail!!! Krazed picks up the steel stairs and throws them right in his face! Shark is rolled back into the ring by Krazed and he climbs to the top rope…he went for a flying elbow but he missed!!! Shark picks up that chair and he nails Krazed right in the head!

DD: There go his brains. Too bad for him cuz he didn't have that many to begin with!

VJ: Shark is climbing to the top rope…I think he's ready to finish this 1 off…Shark Attack…oh he caught Krazed and the referee!!!! Shark makes the cover but the ref is down!!! I think he would've got the 3! Shark is checking on the ref…Krazed with a low blow!

Prez: Come on Shark!!!!!!

VJ: OK, I didn't expect that. Krazed grabs him by the throat and picks him up…Chokeslam on the Shark! Krazed looks set to win the I-C title…he picks Shark up…tombstone!!! It's over! Krazed hooks the leg but the ref is still down! Wait a minute, here comes Jaguar! He comes to ringside and shoves Tina down! Jaguar hits the ring and he blasts Krazed with that barbwire covered bat!!!!! And again!!!! Jaguar is doing a number on Krazed in the ring and he has busted him wide open! And look at that smile on the face of Prez Panther and now he's bringing a table into the ring.

Prez: (laughing) Come on Jag, stop that. You see I tried to stop him, he won't listen to me!

DD: That Jaguar is a lunatic freak!

VJ: Jaguar is pouring thumbtacks on the table…oh no…powerbomb through the table!!!! Those tacks are sticking out of his back and Jaguar walks away. Both Shark and Krazed are down in the ring.

Prez: Trish, you know what to do.

VJ: Oh, what is she, the referee now? Here comes Madman from the crowd..what's he doing? He just pulled Shark on top of Krazed…1…2…NO! Commish Foley just pulled her out of the ring. He picks up Trish and tosses her right on top of Prez Panther!!!! Shark is back up…Foley with a double armed DDT and he puts a ref shirt on. He pulls Krazed on top…1…2…3!!!!

DD: What? He wasn't the referee!!!! Shark got screwed!!!!

VJ: Uh oh here comes the Dynasty to ringside and they're all over Foley! Jaguar is back from the crowd and now they're gonna put Krazed out of action for good! Tina tries to come into the ring and Lou is holding Tina down! Lou will meet Krazed again this Sunday on Gear thanks to holding Tina hostage earlier on!!!! Sniper and Panther with the Philly Death Drop on Foley and he's down!!!! Double C and Jaguar are putting the boots to Krazed. Shark is watching what's going on and he walks back to the locker room with Stacey!!! Shark and Stacey are leaving!!!! Jaguar has Krazed back up and he gives him another powerbomb on Krazed!!!! And Prez Panther has barbwire!!

DD: You remember what happened at the PPV!!!

VJ: Awww…wait a minute! Krazed took multiple stitches in his mouth when Jaguar hanged him with the barbwire at Sin City, and…no!!! Crazy Lou just put the barbwire back into his mouth….Lou is hanging him again!!!!!!!! Once again that barbwire is digging into the mouth of Krazed…Double C is making Tina watch this!!!! I can't believe this damn Dynasty, somebody get some help for Krazed!!!!

DD: I think Lou is gonna stuff Krazed and mount him on his wall as a trophy!

VJ: Finally Lou has been pulled off of Krazed by officials and now Double C just laid that cinder block onto the groin of Krazed…Prez Panther has a chair…

DD: Squirrel take a look at this cuz here's a real Nutt Buster!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!! Prez Panther is hammering that cinder block. Krazed is being annihilated by the Dynasty and finally Sniper pulls Panther off of him! Get Krazed an ambulance! And look at Lou!!!

DD: You see that? That's exactly what you're gonna see Sunday when Lou destroys him!!!

VJ: If he can make it past Anarchy tonight, and personally I hope Anarchy kicks his ass! And now here comes Shark again! He's got a mic!

Shark: Panther, Sniper, you 2 may have gotten revenge on Krazed but you only dug yourselves into a deeper hole. You see Sniper, when you drove that limo into the river, you committed a crime, attempted manslaughter!!! And Prez Panther, when you tried to cover it up you also committed a crime, conspiracy to murder!!!

DD: Sniper didn't commit manslaughter. Fishslaughter I might by but not manslaughter.

Shark: So like somebody once said you did the crime and now you're gonna do the time so officers!!!

VJ: Oh no, it's the police again!!

DD: No, Panther already did his time last week, no fair!

VJ: They're arresting Sniper and Panther, what kind of a crazy mixed up fed is this when 2 of our top executives are going to jail?

Shark: Oh, I almost forgot, since you 2 wanted to attack Krazed well then add an assault charge onto the other too!!! Bye Bye boys!!!

DD: What kind of bullsh*t is this? This is gay…not only is it gay but it's gay and lesbian! OK!

VJ: They're getting exactly what they deserve and the Dynasty is leaving with them it looks like. They're trying to help Panther and Sniper and now Shark is coming back to the ring. He's got a steel chair in his hand and he's going back into the ring! Commish Foley and Tina are helping the new I-C Champ up…Shark with a chairshot and Krazed goes down!!!! There's a chairshot and Commish Foley goes down!!!! There's another chairshot and Tina goes down and Shark raises the title belt into the air!!! It's been a wild night so far on FNS, this may be the wildest FNS of all time!!! Up next, Matt Hardy faces the #1 Contender for the World Title, the Professional! The I-C Title is on the line! Stay with us!

DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

VJ: What, you don't think Matt can win? The Hardyz have been on a roll lately!!!

DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You stupid!

DD: (Still laughing) Matt Hardy…beating the Professional! Nobody can beat the Professional, not even me!

VJ: Well Matt Hardy has something to say about that! Knife-edge chop! And another one! Irish whip and the Pro goes right into the steel barricade…Irish whip and he sends the Pro right into the steel stairs!

DD: Come on Pro, I got 30 cents riding on this match!

VJ: He throws him back into the ring, Matt climbs to the top rope…guillotine leg drop and there's the cover on the Pro!!! 1…2…no!!!! The Pro hasn't gotten out of the blocks yet and Matt Hardy is on a roll! Scoop up and a slam! Matt climbs back to the top…Pro is back on his feet…he springboards off the top rope and the Professional catches him with a twisting huracanrana!!!!! Hardy is down and listen to this crowd! They hate the Professional!

DD: Silence! That's the next World Champion you're booing!

VJ: I think Anarchy and Crazy Lou have a lot to say about that. Pro will ref that match by the way later on tonight! Irish whip by the Professional into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!!! He climbs up to the top rope now…450 splash on Matt Hardy…1…2…he gets the shoulder up!!!! And the Pro locks in the reverse chinlock.

DD: Yeah, here go Matt's chances of winning the title from Pro!

VJ: The Professional is trying to keep Hardy down with the chinlock and now Matt fights back to his feet…elbow to the midsection…another…another, the Professional won't break the hold! Low blow by Matt Hardy…small package on the Professional…1…2…no!!!! Both men back to their feet and Matt with a dropkick that catches the Pro right in the mouth! Hiptoss by Hardy!!! Pro back to his feet and he gets back body dropped over the top rope and to the floor!!! Matt Hardy climbs to the top rope…twisting moonsault by Hardy and he lands right on top of the Professional! It looks like he has him on the run. Irish whip into the barricade, reversal and Matt springs off of it…moonsault on the Professional! He throws him back into the ring…Matt with a slingshot clothesline…he hooks the leg…1…2…no!!!!! He almost got him! Matt lifts him back up…powerbomb…Hardy up and over into a pinning combination…1…2…no!!!!!

DD: Referee, DQ him! He's cheating, I can't figure out how but I know he is!!!

VJ: Somebody finally has the Professional's number…Matt is going for the twist of fate…the Professional blocks it and sends Matt headfirst into the referee!!! Matt climbs to the top rope…he's gonna go for the Maneuver…Matt sees it coming and climbs back to his feet…he caught the Professional with a low blow!!

DD: No way!!!!

VJ: Matt Hardy with the Twist of Fate on the Professional!!! He hit it!!! The ref is back to his feet and he makes the count…1…2…3!!!! We have a new Champion!!!!!

DD: No he isn't!!!! The Professional had his foot on the rope!!!! What kind of a bastard referee is this????!

VJ: He did not have his foot on the rope! Matt got the clean pin!!! Matt Hardy has ended the winning streak of the Professional and he did it fair and square!!!! Pro is arguing with the ref…he's saying he had his foot on the ropes…

DD: He did have his foot on the rope!!! Look at the replay!!!

VJ: Congrats to Matt Hardy on his spectacular win…

DD: He had his f*cking foot on the bottom rope!!!! What the f*ck is wrong with you?! Asshole!!!! Look at the replay!!!!!

VJ: We'll be back, and what else will happen on the Friday Night Slam?!!!!

DD: Just tell the truth, the ref f*cked up and so did you, you blind piece of Canadian yak Sh*t!!!

VJ: That was just uncalled for!!!! It turns out that the Professional's foot was on the bottom rope so Trish Stratus restarted the match. And now look at this…Matt Hardy is dragging the Professional back down the ramp…he's going for a slam…Professional slips behind him…oh!!!! German Suplex on the steel!!!! No bridge, all impact!!! He may have snapped Matt's neck! He picks up Hardy and throws him back into the ring…he follows him back in and look at the look of rage on his face, his winning streak was almost snapped by Matt Hardy and what's he doing…powerbomb right in the center of the ring. The Professional goes up to the top rope…he's going for the Maneuver…he hits it!!! 1…2…Matt got his foot on the rope and the Pro looks pissed!!!!! He picks him up…there's another powerbomb on Hardy!!!!! He drags him back to the center of the ring…he's going to the top rope…there's the Maneuver again!!!! This time he hooks the leg…1…2…3!!! This one is history!!!!

VJ: The Professional got lucky! This is a heartbreaker for Matt Hardy, we all thought he had the Professional beat!

DD: I knew he didn't have him beat!!!

VJ: And look at that look on Matt's face as the Pro leaves the ring…OH!!!! Matt Hardy just slapped the referee!!!! Twist of fate on the ref!!!

DD: What's his problem he's lost his damn mind!!!

VJ: Matt Hardy has just attacked the official, he's a bit frustrated but…oh he's pissed!!! I wonder what Matt Hardy is gonna do next?

DD: Stop asking questions!

DD: Does he have a death wish or something?

DD: Oh, don't you start with that rap crap! You're getting like Three 6!

VJ: All I said was Whoa. These 2 are tearing into each other. There has been a lot of heat between these 2 great superstars in the NFWA over the past week. Irish whip and Double C into the corner and he comes out with a clothesline! And now he's stomping away…right to the chest of Three 6! He picks him up…he goes for a suplex and it's blocked…Falcon's Arrow!!!!! Three 6 hooks the leg…1…2…no!!! Clothesline by Three 6 sends Double C over the top rope and into our table! Hopefully we don't end up like the Chinese announcers did earlier. Three 6 comes to the floor and slams his head into our table! And now he slams his head into the Russian Announcer's table!!! Irish whip…reversal by Double C sends Three 6 into the barricade…he charges in and a back body drop sends Cannon into the crowd!!! And Three 6 is going out after him!!! This one is turning into a fight!!!

DD: Come on Chris, you can do it!!!!

VJ: Three 6 is dragging him through the crowd and the ref is just gonna let this one go!!! Irish whip…reversal into a knee to the gut!!! Elbow drop by Double C! And another one!!! Tonight hasn't been the best night in the history of the Dynasty but Double C is gonna try to turn things back around! He's got a tray of Cotton Candy…he smashes it over his head!!! And again!!! Double C picks him up and what's he doing now? He's setting up for a suplex…three 6 throws him off and knocks him through a door with a football tackle!!! Double C just fell down a flight of stairs and now he's out on the streets!!!

DD: That's that hoodrat Three 6's playground. Be careful or that Thug Life Loser is gonna try and steal somebody's hubcaps!

VJ: Oh will you stop it? You're terrible! I apologize to anyone offended by Delaware David Duke over here!

DD: You calling me racist?!

VJ: Yes!

DD: I'm not a racist! I hate everybody equally!

VJ: That's true. Three 6 climbs up on top of that car…leaping piledriver!!!! He may have broken his neck and the ref is trying to get it back into the arena. This is not Hardcore Rules, this is a regular match and the winner is the #1 contender thanks to that convict Sniper earlier on! He belongs in jail!

DD: And you talk about me!

VJ: He does, he tried to kill Shark! They're fighting back inside the arena now…Double C seems like he's out of his head after that piledriver! Three 6 drags him back up the stairs and they're on their way back to ringside! They're on their way back over here and Three 6 is slamming him into everything that's not nailed down!!! They've taken it to each other in this one! Irish whip and Double C sent back into the barricade…Three 6 charges in and he gets hiptossed over the barricade and through the Russian Announcer's table!!!

DD: Ain't getting that much use out of that spy…

VJ: Shut up! I don't know what you were gonna say but shut up!!!! I think that Three 6 hurt his back on the way down and now Double C is gonna punish him some more! He picks him up and rams his back into the ringpost!

VJ: We're running out of time in this match! They hardly even wrestled in the ring once but these guys are spent! Double C throws Three 6 back into the ring…he climbs to the top rope…knee drop right onto the back!!!!

DD: Chris is feeling it, and Tree 6 is feeling his back being snapped into 8 pieces.

VJ: Tree 6?! Double C with a backbreaker on Three 6 and he holds him down on that knee…he picks him up and drops him on the knee again!!! He grabs him by the legs…Sharpshooter!!!! He's got that Sharpshooter locked in on Three 6!!! Can he hold on or will he tap out like Kurt Angle did at the hands of Kaos?

VJ: Double C wants that title shot so he releases the hold!!! This ain't boxing, there's no decision in this one!

DD: This ain't boxing?! You're just as illiterate as Three 6!

VJ: What do you have against him!!!! Double C is signaling for his move roll the dice, which is just another version of his opponent's hold and he's about to roll the dice on Three 6 with 30 seconds remaining in the match!!! He goes for the chokelift powerbomb but Three 6 with the low blow…chokelift powerbomb…Three 6 hurt his back trying to lift him and we're down to 15! Double C goes for the clothesline but Three 6 it the chokelift powerbomb!!!! He's hurt though!!! 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…Three 6 makes the cover…1…2…Double C got the shoulder up!!!

VJ: A what?!

DD: A time limit draw!!! What are you deaf of hearing?!

VJ: Three 6 and Double C just took each other to the limit and that was a great one! They both hated each other before the match but they have to respect each other!

DD: The Dynasty respects nothing!!!!

VJ: Oh really? That's good. Up next the Tag Titles are on the line! Side Show Freaks go 1 on 1…sorry 2 on 2 with those Devastation guys!!!

VJ: They're back again! These fans love the NFWA!

DD: Hey, I just figured out who that chick is! She's 1 of the waitresses at Crazy Lou's House of Porn!

VJ: OK, that's the last Crazy Lou house of Porn reference of the night!

JS: And now, the man you've all been waiting for…the Black Avenger!!!!!!

DD: Oh, that big stupidhead gets his own entrance and I get nothing!

JS: Now everybody! That Black Avenger is a BAD MOTHA…

Crowd: SHUT YO MOUTH!

JS: But I'm talking about THE AVENGER!!!

VJ:OH!!! And he'll be talking in a higher octave after that low blow by Midget Clown!! Thor from behind picks up Clown by the hair…he's punching him like a punching bag! In comes Olympus and he attacks Avenger!!! Olympus with a clothesline that sends the Avenger to the floor!!!! Belly to back suplex on Clown by Thor…1…2…no!!!!!!!! Almost got him!!!

DD: This is the most ridiculous match I've ever seen. Excuse me but I'm gonna say high to my woman over there! Did you see that?! She gave me the finger!!!

VJ: Shut up and leave her alone before that big guys stomps you to death! Irish whip by Avenger sends Olympus into the stairs!!! He climbs to the ring apron…axehandle blow and he nails him…Olympus hit his head on the guardrail!!! Back in the ring…Clown to the top rope…leaping huracan--OH! Powerbomb!!!

DD: Good night Clown!

VJ:Powerbomb by Thor…1…2…no!!!! Almost had new champs! Right hand to the jaw by Thor…almost knocked Clown out but he's a toughy.

DD: He's a whaty?

VJ: Irish whip to the ropes…Thor throws Clown up into the air…Clown grabs onto his head and is biting his ear!!! And now he's biting his nose!!! Thor slams him down! He went for the elbow but Clown rolls out of the way and he tags in the big man, the Black Avenger…Avenger with a big clothesline!!!! Thor goes down hard after that one! The Avenger may be the strongest man in the Fed today. He lifts up Thor for a Press Slam…and he drops him throat first across the top rope!!! Leg Drop by the Avenger…1…2…no!!! Very close to retaining the titles. Clown wants back in…the Avenger gives him the tag and he's going to the top! The Avenger lifts him up…he tries to toss him on top of Thor but he missed!!!! Thor rolls to the corner and he makes the tag!!!! The Mighty Olympus is in the ring and he's cutting through both Freaks!!! Clown jumps onto the back of Olympus…the big man lifts him up…OH MY GOD!!!! He just launched Clown from the center of the ring, over the top rope and through our announcer's table!!!!

DD: There ya go! They broke the last table in the house! Greedy bastards!

VJ: Stop! Avenger went for a clothesline but missed…Devastation hooks him up…double belly to back suplex!!! Olympus is signaling for the finish!!! Jiggly Steve is in the ring with 1 of those bowling pins…it's Posidin! He taps Steve on the shoulder…huracanrana on Steve and he goes down!!! Posidin runs to the floor and throws the Clown back into the ring…Olympus grabs him by the throat…CHOKESLAM ON CLOWN!!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!

DD: Wow, that was a great match!!!

VJ: This has to be the most unpredictable night in the history of the NFWA! Devastation has toppled the unstoppable Side Show Freaks!

DD: Uh…right. Those idiots!!!

VJ: That was a great match up! And speaking of great match ups…

VJ: It's been a rocky night for the Dynasty! Prez Panther and Sniper are in jail, Crazy Lou's possible opponent is refereeing the next match! Will Crazy Lou be able to escape with his title? We will find out next! This is our final commercial break!

Professional: But I thought since tonight I was in control of the match, I wanted to make it special. Something we don't see everyday, but when we DO see it, it's always a damn great time. Crazy Lou, Anarchy, your match for the World Title tonight, will be none other than a LUMBERJACK MATCH!!!!

Professional: Now before you two get worried, let me introduce the lumberjacks for tonight. First...Double C Chris Cannon!!!! Second…Jaguar!!!!! Third…Rich Richman!!!!

Professional: And those are our lumberjacks..ohh wait I forgot uh two more...Midget Clown and Jack Fox. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE BOYS!

VJ: Is it just me, or do the odds seem to be stacked in the Dynasty's favor?

DD: Didn't I tell you about asking questions?! Shut your damn mouth!

VJ: Well Anarchy and Lou are staring each other down…oh my God it's Matt Hardy!!!! Matt Hardy has hit the ring and he's attacked the Professional!!! Twist of Fate on the Pro! Matt Hardy has lost it!!!

DD: Who does that little nimrod think that he is!!! If Panther and Sniper were here they would fire him! He needs to be fired, he's a big stain on the NFWA!

VJ: Stop that! Matt Hardy thought he had the title won and the Professional runs to the floor and he's chasing Matt Hardy to the back! What the hell is going on here? Jaguar just pulled Anarchy to the floor and slams him into the guardrail!!! The other lumberjacks are running over as the Dynasty blocks them! Jaguar has a glass pitcher…OH! He shattered it over Anarchy's head and he's strangling him on the floor!!! I don't know who Jaguar is but he sure does have a problem with Anarchy!

DD: Here comes the DDD/AWO!!!

VJ: Squirrel and his gang run to ringside to help their former leader and we've got a pier sixer on our hands!!!! Crazy Lou is in the ring…he goes for a plancha…OH! Anarchy hit Lou in midair with a chair and now he throws him back into the ring. I'm guessing that the Dynasty's plan was to have the Professional stack the odds in Lou's favor…

DD: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What did Sniper say would happen if the Pro didn't call the match down the middle?

VJ: Well…ok you do have a point! What is Matt Hardy's problem? Irish whip by Anarchy…powerslam…no ref to count the fall!!!! Oh…Anarchy grabs Trish and pulls her into the ring, she's still wearing that referee style bra from earlier on…Lou goes downstairs on Anarchy! Oh look on the ramp! Downcast is coming back!!! Downcast is coming back after that attack from earlier on! He just nailed Richman from behind with a steel chair!!! Downcast and Rich Richman are going at it once again! Both these men attacked the other earlier off and they want another piece of each other!!! We've got total chaos out here in the arena! Back in the ring Crazy Lou nails the boot to the stomach…Pen Toss…back drop by Anarchy…he's picks him back up…Doomsday Device by Anarchy!!!! He makes the cover…here comes the Professional back to the ring…1…2…no!!!! Anarchy may have had the title won and now he's hot at the Professional!

DD: Whoa! He slapped him in the face!

VJ: Pro picks up a chair and swings at Anarchy…he ducks and he nails Lou by a mistake!!!! Anarchy with a boot to the midsection and he hits the DDT on the Pro! He covers Lou…here comes another ref…he slides into the ring…and slides back out the other side! Too much momentum He slides back in and makes the count…1…2…Lou got his foot on the rope! Anarchy can't believe it. He picks Lou back up…another low blow by Lou…he sets up Anarchy…Pen Toss! Cover…Professional and the new referee both make the count…1…2…3!!!

DD: Squirrel pulled the Professional out of the ring before he counted the 3 and he looks kinda pissed off at the new ref!

VJ: The 2^nd referee gives Lou the belt and raises his hand…the Pro snatches the belt away from Lou…Lou nails him with a right hand right to the face…the Pro hits him back!!! Lou and the Professional are going at it while the brawl between the Dynasty and the DDD/AWO continues on the floor! Squirrel is in the ring…Nutt Shot on the Professional! Nutt Shot on Lou!! He knocks them both down and sets them up in opposite corners…Nutt Buster on the Professional!!!! Nutt Buster on the Professional and look at Squirrel! He's pointing at Crazy Lou…

DD: No! That's the Champ you idiot!!!

VJ: Nutt Buster on Crazy Lou by the TV Champion!!!! This crowd is going absolutely crazy!!! The Dynasty stroms the ring and Squirrel escapes! What a night it has been on FNS, thank you for joining us. For Dave this is Vince Johnson saying so long from Fort Wayne!!!