(We see the NFWA logo flash upon the screen and then disappear. Crazy Lou is shown coming into the arena. The crowd pops very loud. A messenger runs up to him and hands him a piece of paper. He reads it and shakes his head. The paper is then crumbled up and he continues to walk as Rosie Sanchez approaches him.)

Rosie: Crazy Lou, did you hear about your match yet?

Crazy Lou: Yea, I can't believe that they won't even tell me who I am wrestling yet. All that I know is it's a mystery and a tables-and-ladders match.

Rosie: How do you feel about this?

Crazy Lou: How do you think I feel? I really don't know how to feel. I want to be confident but how can I be confident when I don't even know who my opponent is. Like I said before all I know is that there is a good possibility that they are retarded to mess with the Man, the Myth and the Legend in their, most likely, first match. Especially in a Hardcore match against the Crazy One, Crazy Lou!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, it will be a wild night here on FNS! We have an Anarchy Junkyard match, the Tag Belts will be up for grabs, Flaming Hell in a Cell, Lou and a mystery opponent, it will be nuts in front of this near sold out crowd in Louisville!

DD: Yeah! But look at this city! Louisville, KY! You see that guy in the front row. If he divorced his wife would she still be his brother?!

VJ:(with a confused look on his face)…um…yeah, that's his brother alright. Let's take you to ringside for..

(The lights in the arena begin to flicker and the crowd goes crazy. The arena then goes into total darkness for about a minute until pyro explodes. A flashing red light covers the arena and Prez Panther's theme music plays as he appears on stage and the fans go crazy. He walks down the ramp tagging the hands of the fans, climbs into the ring, raises his arm into the air and pyro explodes again. The lights come back on and Prez Panther goes over to sit at the commentary table)

VJ: What a surprise, if it isn't the Champion of Champions!

Prez: Actually, in other circles I am the almighty Champion of Champions, but here in the NFWA, I'm just a plain old suit…with pyro and a great entrance, but I had to come out here and see the great NFWA action up close and personal. Dave, how's Delaware?

DD: Well…

Prez: Let's get to the 1^st match!

DD: You signed that idiot so what does that say about you?

Prez: I hired him and I can fire your ass!

DD: Hey, calm down boss! Geez, don't get so worked up, I was only kidding!

VJ: Here we go! The Outlawz, as they like to call themselves, defending against the Freaks. This is gonna be a slobberknocker, to steal a term from my good friend Jim Ross.

Prez: You've never met Jim Ross.

VJ: OK I haven't. And look at Clown. He goes to the floor…he's not even 5 ft tall and he's making a pass at Tori! And Tori looks like she likes him!

DD: Oh Lord!

VJ: Clown just asked Tori for a kiss and it looks like she's gonna give it to him…NO! Chyna just grabbed Clown from behind and what is she doing…she just gorilla pressed him into the crowd and these fans are going crazy again! Avenger going to help Clown but the Outlawz jump him in the ring. X-Pac is stomping away on him and Road Dogg with those punches is tagging his jaw. Double Irish-whip…Double Back Body Drop on the big man! Here comes Jiggly Steve, he has those bowling pins again but X-Pac meets him with a spin kick that knocks him out of his boots. Steve is in the corner…Bronco Buster by X-Pac! This match is off the page! Watch Road Dogg, Pump Handle Slam on Steve and they throw him to the floor where Chyna and Tori are trying to kill him!

DD: Hey, no fair! Panther, how long are you gonna let your buddy Chyna get away with this blatant cheating?!

Prez: Hey, I'm just here to enjoy the show! I'm a commentator and I'm here to do commentary on what is a great match.

VJ: And now Avenger…he may be an idiot but if you get him pissed he's a pissed idiot and I know from experience that a pissed idiot is the worst kind to deal with…no offense though! Avenger has both Road Dogg and X-Pac by the throat and he hits a double choke slam! They must be broken in half. He makes the cover…1…2…no! X-Pac is able to kickout! And watch Avenger, he picks X-Pac over his head….DID YOU SEE THAT?!!! He just launched X-Pac over the top rope and into the front row! What strenght by the big man!

DD: Watch out for the Clown!

VJ: X-Pac doesn't see him and gets nailed in the head with a bowling pin! X-Pac is lying in the front row busted wide open after that shot. The ref is gonna count him out!

Prez: That was the dumb thing to do. Titles don't change hands by count outs and DQs, so the last thing that the Freaks want is for X-Pac to get counted out.

VJ: That's true. Ref putting the count down on X-Pac…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…Clown cleverly breaks the count and hits X-Pac with a senton splash over the top rope! The ref is gonna continue o count…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…X-Pac somehow made it back into the ring! What courage on the part of the Tag Champion.

DD: What stupidity, cuz the Freaks are gonna murder him! They just might bust a cap…

Prez: Shut up Dave!!!!

VJ: Clown is going to the top rope…he goes airborne…oh! X-Factor! X-Pac caught him in the X-Factor, but can he make the cover or the tag!

DD: That little bastard needs to make the pin!

VJ: He's reaching for road Dogg…can he get the tag…yes! Road Dogg in the ring and he gets down on his knees and he's tagging the jaw of Midget Clown. Irish-whip, off the ropes comes Clown…damn! Back body drop almost sent Clown into orbit! Avenger hits the ring and Road Dogg fires off on him. X-Pac is in…double dropkick backs him into the buckle…uh-oh! Here comes the Bronco…OH! Clown puts a chair on the buckle and X-Pac knocked himself out. Powerbomb on X-Pac…he makes the cover but Tori has the ref…Chyna hits the ring and hits a low blow on Avenger! Clown is back in the ring, and she just hit him with an unbelievable chairshot!

DD: Alright Panther, this is enough! You are the President of this company you have to put her in her place!

Prez: Umm…no!

VJ: Chyna pulls X-Pac on top of Clown…wait a minute, it's the DDD/AWO! They're on their way to ringside…wait, it's the cops! The police are trying to hold the DDD/AWO back!

DD: Come on, they just wanna watch the match!

VJ: Like hell they do! DDD/AWO are fighting the police! They're fighting the police! The ref has left the ring to stop the fight! Watch the Outlawz…double suplex on Avenger, and watch Road Dogg, shake, rattle and…oh! Jiggly Steve! Jiggly Steve just hit him with a bowling pin! Road Dogg is out cold and now X-Pac just went to chase Steve through the crowd. The ref is back…no! Clown with the pin…1…2…3!!!!

VJ: I can't believe this. The police prevented the DDD/AWO from interfering, but the match they actually still had a helping hand in costing DX the titles! The Freaks escape through the crowd with the Tag Team Titles…DX was robbed!!!! Backstage Rosie Sanchez has caught up with High Voltage!

Rosie: When you first came in you said you were here to help Live Wire, then last Friday you interfered and joined DX, What happened?

High Voltage: I joined DX as a part of a plan. This master plan involves someone else. When everything comes out I am going to be considered the most sneakiest wrestler in this federation. Me and this other person is going to start our own stable because we are tired of all the double and tripled teaming going on here. It's bad when you can't have a match without someone interfering.

Rosie: So can you tell me who your partner in this master plan is?

High Voltage: No way. If I did that it would spoil the surprise.

Rosie: When are you going to wrestle someone?

High Voltage: That's a good question. I'll answer that with this, in the very near future. One title I'm shooting for right now is the Intercontinental Belt. First off I want to challenge Bret Hart to a match. I'm going to show my skills in the ring.

Rosie:Thanks for this time.

High Voltage: The pleasure was all yours.

Lou: Neither of you know who I'm fighting tonight?

Commish: I'm sorry but we don't know.

Lou: What about you Sniper? Trish?

Sniper: We just got a letter from somebody that want to fight you.

Lou: This is bullsh*t! What are you trying to pull…nevermind, because I'm gonna kick his retarded ass anyway!

DD: Now why didn’t you do something about the interference in the last match. And why are you out here anyway, I know there's some reason…you're in on that conspiracy against Live Wire!

Prez: Vince, I'm 5 secs away from kicking his ass!

VJ: Calm down Panther. I've just been told over my headset that the DDD/AWO can't interfere in any matches that take place in this arena here tonight!

DD: What?!!! What what kinda bull is that? Did you have something to do with this Panther?

Prez: No, I have word that DX actually called the police and had them do that.

DD: Oh yeah. The group your buddy Chyna just happens to be apart of. You're a hypocrite.

Prez: Your mom's a hypocrite!

VJ: Please just call the match Dave! These 2 are going at it in the crowd already. It's falls count anywhere and the DDD/AWO can't help Squirrel! Live Wire with a suplex and Squirrel goes through a table! Cover…1…2…kickout! And Live Wire is climbing into the stands…he has a chair…OH NO! Squirrel has a chair of his own and he used it to knock Live Wire down! Cover…1…2…kickout! Man this is getting crazy! Alabama backyard brawl in Louisville…Uh-oh…it's going back outside!

DD: Oh…more crazy crap!

VJ: These 2 men are battling in the parking lot, Live Wire going for a piledriver, block by Squirrel, and a back body drop onto the hood of a car. And now Squirrel has a pole…aw! To the rips of Live Wire and now he slams his head into the sunroof of the car! Squirrel picks him up…Rock Bottom on the hood of the car!!! This 1 is over…1…2…kickout!

Prez: With or without the DDD/AWO, Squirrel can still kick ass! Vince, you underestimated him!

VJ: Yes I did…Squirrel has busted him wide open and is now hitting him in the head with brass knuckles.

ALL: What the hell…

DD: Damn it! Where are the damn cops now?!

VJ: No! Don't do it! OH! Thank God! DX tried to run both men down. And look at this. DX is getting out of the bus and they're attacking Live Wire! There's Live Wire's former tag team partner High Voltage, a full-fledged member of DX! X-Pac and Road Dogg are holding Live Wire and now High Voltage has that pole…Squirrel is up and he knocks him down with the pole. And now he's gonna hit Live Wire…he hit DX!!! He just nailed Road Dogg and X-Pac. And now he's pulling Squirrel on top…1…2…3!!!!

Prez: OK, these 2 are gonna fight again in that Light Heavyweight match and that's good cuz Squirrel got robbed!!!!

VJ: The rest of DX is trying to gang up on Live Wire and High Voltage…they're trying to escape into their limo…and now here comes the DDD/AWO! They've all got Live Wire and High Voltage surrounded…DDD/AWO is fighting DX now! We've got total chaos in the parking lot! Live Wire and Voltage are escaping in they're limo. DX jumps back into the DX Express and they're chasing the limo. Anarchy jumps into his car with ZT, Asphyx and Squirrel and they're chasing the DX Express! Oh! The police are chasing the DDD/AWO! What the hell is going on tonight?!

VJ: Welcome back to FNS! Vince Johnson along side Delaware Dave and our special guest Prez Panther.

VJ: Here tonight, as a matter of fact after this match we will have the Flaming Hell in a Cell match! This is the 1^st time anybody that I know of has had a match like that. The Cage us suspended 20 ft in the air and we have tables for some reason. We have our fan friendly Prez to thank for this match!

VJ: What is this ? a table will not win him a match

Prez: But in a Table match it will and this is a Table Match

(Carnival music plays and the Black Avenger walks out with his tag belt. He walks into the ring and begins to brawl)

VJ: The match starts with a clothsline by Devon and then while Avenger is Down Devon goes for a Table then the ref gets in the middle of a punch and is out cold.

Prez: Maybe I should've refereed this 1.

( Buh Buh Ray's Music hits and he comes to the ring. Buh Buh Ray is going for a piledriver on Avenger threw the table but Avenger blocks with a DDT on top of the table)

VJ: Oh My God He Killed Buh Buh!

Prez: That Bastard!

VJ: Damn right!

( Matt Hardy music hits and he runs to the ring)

VJ: Matt and Devon are throwing punches but Avenger is setting up tables around the ring Avenger goes back in the ring and goes for Devon but gets Back body dropped out of the ring threw a table!

P: Devon Wins

Vj: The Ref didn't see it. Matt hits Devon with a broom and places him outside the ring on the table now Matt is climbing the ropes and hits a Leg Drop threw a table! The Ref saw it!!!

Prez: But Avenger has to throw Devon threw the table!

VJ: Matt Hardy's head hit the concrete he is out cold Devon gets back up and bodyslams Avenger threw the table!

RS: OK, Matt. You're a newcomer in the NFWA, and you made an impact in that last match. I hear that you're making a challenge to HHH?

Matt: I never been in a match yet and I want some action soon or ill attack people like I did to Devon!

Prez: Hey, in the NFWA we make all kinds of crazy matches, we had the Craze match a while ago, now we have this sadistic match!

DD: You're a crazy son of a…

VJ: Three 6 is in the Cell in here we go! These 2 men are trading rights and lefts in the center on the ring…the damn ring is in mid air!!!!

Prez: And to think that this is the debut of both of these guys. In a 1^st of it's kind match, these people will never forget them!

DD: There are weapons under that ring!!! Wasn't the fact that they just set the cell on fire and it's 20 ft into the air enough for a 1^st of it's kind match. Are you trying to kill Three 6?

VJ: What makes you think he'll lose. Three 6 has a chair and he smashes it across the back of Xtreme. And He throws him into the ring…he starts stomping him in the corner. Irish-whip and across the ring goes Xtreme…that whole structure just shook! This is a very dangerous match ladies and gentlemen! Three 6 charges in, Xtreme catches him and a Spicoli Driver on that steel chair! 1…2…kickout!

DD: How in the hell did you get that ref to referee this match?

Prez: Xtreme just said he's gonna make Three 6 burn in hell! I think I know what he's trying to do!

VJ: He's gonna try to throw him over the top rope and onto that flaming cell! Come on Xtreme, don't do that…block by Three 6…Falcon Arrow on the chair. He looks underneath the ring and he's got more weapons. He's got a fire extinguisher…right to the head of Xtreme. And now he bashes him with a trashcan lid and that knocks him to the floor of the cage! Three 6 is out there after him and they're dangerously close to the fire. Three 6 misses with a clothesline…Irish-Whip into the flaming cell! Oh my God!!!! Three 6 has been burned. Xtreme climbs to the top rope…diving chairshot right to the head of Three 6! He makes the cover…1…2…kickout by Three 6!!!!

DD: Alright, both these nuts are on crack to even go through with this, but what kind of a mixed of crackhead freak is that Three 6 guy?!

VJ: Back into the ring…I think he's gonna go for the Brainbuster powerbomb…low blow by Three 6…he just threw some kind of powder into the eyes…

Prez: I'm not even gonna comment on what that powder may be.

VJ: Xtreme is blinded…Three 6 throws him to the floor…right into the flaming cage, and now both men have been burned in this 1! This is incredible. Now Xtreme is climbing to the top rope…Three 6 catches him and throws him…OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE THREW XTREME THROUGH THE CELL AND THROW 8 OF THOSE 10 STACKED TABLES!!!!

DD: Stop the match!!!! This has gone way too far!!

Prez: We need to get an ambulance for Xtreme!

VJ: I can't believe what I have just seen! Tonight his career began, and it may have ended…wait…he's moving! That's a good sign…but he's out of it! He's bleeding badly, and we may have to stop the match.

Prez: Ring the bell!

DD: These inbred bastards actually have the nerve to cheer?! Damn it these people have no morals whatsoever!!!!

VJ: Xtreme being carried out on a scretcher, I think he's gonna be ok…if he has no broken bones or anything he can thank whoever decided to stack those tables cuz they broke his fall…Come on! Three 6 is back out here and he is has Xtreme by the throat…double armed chokeslam on the concrete!

DD: That overgrown crackhead! What the hell is wrong with him, he won the match!

VJ: Up next…it's the Anarchy Junk Yard match, Anarchy will go 1 on 1 with HHH! My God, what a night!

VJ: There's the junkyard. Krazed is still here in the arena with Jevona and they're awaiting HHH to finish this match so that they can take on Downcast and the Rock.

DD: HHH looks lost. He lives in that skankhole I don't know why he's so confused!

VJ: HHH…there you can see Anarchy's car…HHH walks over to it and looks inside…it's empty. Now…wait, there's Anarchy! Anarchy standing right in front of HHH…oh! It's the DDD/AWO! What the hell happened to the no interference thing?!

Prez: Actually DX said that they can't interfere on any match inside this arena so if you want to get technical about it…

DD: Beat his bitch ass! Get him! Get him! Yeah! DDD/AWO for life!

VJ: They are pounding on HHH…don't do that! NO! They just slammed HHH's fingers in the car door! They may have broken his hand! Damn it!

DD: This is great!

Prez: I don't agree with this at all! The DDD/AWO has no business out there!

VJ: Wait. It's the police. The police just pulled up and they're after the DDD/AWO! Asphyx, Squirrel and ZT jump into the car and speed away with the police behind them! Watch Anarchy! He just shattered a glass frame over the head of HHH! That son of a bitch! Anarchy is beating HHH with everything that he can find…HHH is fighting back! HHH is trying to mount an offense against Anarchy…but his fingers are killing him! OH NO! Anarchy is bending HHH's fingers back, he's trying to break them if they're not already broken. Uh-oh, he takes a swing with the baseball bat, he misses and hits a car engine…HHH has a muffler and he just clocked him in the head with it! Anarchy has been busted open with that muffler!

Prez: You wanna know how intense the competition in the NFWA is? Every match tonight except 1 has seen somebody busted open. These men want to be stars in the worst way…that or they hate each other!

VJ: I'll take the latter. HHH is holding a piece of scrap metal with that left hand cuz his right is badly injured, and he clocks Anarchy in the head! And HHH is now putting the boots to the midsection of Anarchy. He's going for the Pedigree on the ground…back body drop by Anarchy! Piledriver on HHH! Cover…there's a ref there…1…2…kickout! This is absolutely insane. Anarchy now has some brass knuckles and he's hammering away on HHH! He wants HHH to pay for busting him open!

DD: Yeah, he's making a withdraw from the Blood Bank! (laughs)

Prez: Shut up!

VJ: Thanx Prez! Anarchy has HHH at his feet busted wide open with his fingers torn all to hell! Finish him off Anarchy!

DD: What the hell is that.

Prez: I'm not too sure about this Delaware, but in Philly we call those things cars.

VJ: And that "car" just sped into the driveway…oh! That car ran down Anarchy! That car just ran Anarchy down! OH NO! Wait…that's Madman! Madman just pulled HHH on top of Anarchy…1…2…3!!!!

DD: Come on!!!!

VJ: Madman just jumped into his car with HHH and they're driving back to the arena. Meanwhile, Anarchy is down and he is hurt badly! And what's amazing, HHH has another match up next as he teams with Krazed to face the Rock and Downcast. Stay with us!

Prez: Crazy Lou took it after In High Gear.

VJ: This match is underway! Krazed and Downcast absolutely hate each other! Look! Shane McMahon! Shane is attacking the Rock in the ring. He's not apart of this match! Rock Bottom on Shane! Rock Bottom on Shane! Meanwhile, Downcast and Krazed are fighting down a flight of stairs, and they go out into the parking lot.

Prez: Watch out for that cell.

VJ: Irish-whip, reversal…Krazed into the windshield of a car. Downcast going for Total Dispear…back body drop. And now Krazed is hammering away upon Downcast. Stomp to the face of Downcast…and now watch Krazed…oh no…pile driver on the concrete…back body drop. Downcast has a shopping cart! OHHH! Shopping cart right to the balls! Downcast attempting to make sure that Krazed has no fun at all with Jevona.

Prez: Looks like HHH is gonna go through with this after all.

DD: Somebody tell that piece of sh*t to get off of his knees. We're in a public area you know! Look at the shape of those kneepads?

VJ: I'm not even gonna respond to what you just said. You pervert.

VJ: Crazy Lou just knocked out the Rock! The Rock is down! HHH and Krazed are double-teaming on Downcast and they're fighting back into the arena. Downcast is being absolutely mugged by DX. And here they come, they're back to ringside. HHH and Krazed throw Downcast into the ring and they're gonna have some fun. HHH putting the boots to Downcast and Krazed trying to choke him out. Irish-whip, Downcast ducks HHH's high knee but walks right into a chokeslam from Krazed.

Prez: Look up on stage! The Rock's coming back!

VJ: The Rock is on his way back to ringside. He hits the ring and he clocks HHH. He nails Krazed. Rock off the ropes and he nails him with a clothesline. Scoop up and a slam.

DD: Oh no. Not the most-electrifying move in sports-entertainment!

Prez: The people's elbow is coming up but if you think that has anything on Da Bomb I think you must have been smoking some serious sh*t!

VJ: People's elbow! He makes the cover…1…2…Chyna and the Outlaws pull Rock out of the ring!

Prez: Where in the hell did they come from?

VJ: Chyna and the Outlaws are attacking the Rock. Downcast goes over and he just layed out X-Pac and road Dogg. Now he has a chair and he's chasing Chyna up the ramp. HHH from behind just nailed him. Oh no! Chyna and HHH just threw him off of the damn stage!!!! Damn it!

Prez: Lower your voice!

VJ: Sorry. And now the new TV Champion, broken hand and whatever, is helping Krazed with the Rock…look at Jevona! She's getting in the ring!

DD: She's gonna strip!

VJ: Jevona is bad mouthing the Rock. It's the Dudley Boyz! The Dudleys are attacking the HHH! 3D! HHH is down after 3D! Krazed just knocked Buh Buh Down…It's Live Wire! Live Wire just hit the Shocker on Krazed!!!!

DD; Is this no DQ?

Prez: It is now.

VJ: OK. Both the Rock and Krazed are down and they're both climbing to their feet…Rock Bottom…blocked by Krazed…Chokeslam…Jevona just hit Krazed with a chair! Jevona…look at the look on Krazed's face! He can't believe it…Rock Bottom! Here it come's the most electrifying move in the…sorry Panther…People's elbow!!!1…2…3!!!

VJ: Jevona never left Downcast after all! Jevona helping him to his feet and here comes Three 6, the #1 contender for his title!. Aw man. Up next…Crazy Lou Vs a mystery opponent!!!

Prez: look, this is the NFWA. Whatever happens in the GFW stays in GFW. I said since day 1 I was gonna be fair and I'm not gonna change that just cuz of our bad history.

VJ: Lou looks completely off guard! Lightning floors him with a clothesline. There's another! Lou is in trouble, Lightning is going for a DVD, block by Lou…Irish-Whip into a powerslam…1…2…kickout!

DD: I think Lightning is in cahoots with DX, and I know Panther…

Prez and VJ: Will you shut the hell up?!

VJ: Lou is bringing a ladder into the ring…it's knocked back into his face! Lightning sets up a chair in the ring, Irish-whip, drop-toe hold and Lou's face hits hard off of the chair. Lightning sets up a table and lies Lou on top of it!

Prez: Wait a minute…it's the DDD/AWO!!!

VJ: What?! I thought they got arrested??? They just shoved Lightning off of the ladder and he goes crashing headfirst through a table. Squirrel, ZT and Asphyx are stomping down on Lightning…here comes DX! DX is at ringside and we have an absolute brawl on our hands!

DD: That's it, I'm leaving!

VJ: Squirrel is trying to get the ring bell!

Prez: hey, put that down!

Prez: That's it!

VJ: Come on! You're an official in this fed!

DD: You know he's not taking that lying down.

VJ: Panther has that chair…he swings…oh! He almost hit Lightning by an accident, but Lightning thinks he was aiming for him. Clothesline on Panther by Lightning. Lou catches Lightning with his baseball bat. He's going for the Pen Toss…Lightning picks him up and sets him on the top rope…OH! Panther just nailed Lightning with an unbelievable chairshot! Why in the hell did he do that?!!!! Lou jumps down…Pen Toss on Lightning…1…2…3!!!!

DD: Whoa!

VJ: I think we have a misunderstanding in the ring or something. Squirrel just hit Prez Panther and Panther tried to take his head off with a chairshot. Lightning thought it was for him and clotheslined him. Panther got up and hit him with a Chairshot and Lou is the winner!

DD: No! Something's up! I know Panther, he's a sneaky guy. He's got something planned…

VJ: What the hell does that mean? What is going on in the NFWA??!!!!!