DD: Shut your fat mouth you dirty skank! Like I said on Gear, Florida is a hellhole! I hate hellholes and I hate Florida. This isn't Delaware so I'm not happy! But we do have an evening gown match tonight!

VJ: That's right! Let us get to business if you will!!!!

Tori: Well Jevona tonight I will show you what is really under that evening gown you probably have oranges for your boobs. X-pac don't come to the ring tonight just me in Jevona and that goes for Downcast.

(Camera Focuses on HHH)

HHH: Tonight will be a DX night that's it You will see what I mean by the end of the show! Tell 'em Road Dogg!!!

Dogg: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, DX proudly brings to you…

CJ: Welcome to Friday Night Jericho!!! Road Dogg, shut the hell up! We all know who the real DX is, and it isn't you! I'm gonna show you and the entire world just who the real DX is when I give you a Y2J beating that you will never…EEEEVVVVVVEERRR forget!!!

DD: Show some respect for Jericho! You jackass!

VJ: Jericho is brawling in the aisle with Road Dogg. HHH is still at ringside and he blasts Jericho from behind! Oh my…here comes Shawn Michaels. Michaels just blasted HHH with Sweet Chin Music and HHH is out! HHH is out!

DD: Look Vince! DDD/AWO!

VJ: Now all hell has broken loose in the World Title Tourney. Anarchy and friends are here assaulting HBK, Road Dogg and Jericho! Doomsday Device on HBK! Squirrel just blasted Jericho with a chairshot, Asphyx and ZT are trying to annihilate everyone at ringside and officials are trying to get them out of here!

DD: That dumb ass HHH forgot that every night is a DDD/AWO night!

VJ: DDD/AWO are leaving and HHH is being carried to the back on a stretcher and Tori is leaving with him. Road Dogg is hurt but he's trying to see if HHH is ok, HBK is being taken away…my God this is crazy! Jericho has a chair…OH! He just nailed Road Dogg in the back of the head. Jericho is stomping Road Dogg on the floor…and he throws him back into the ring. This is the 1^st time this match has been into the ring. Jericho tosses Road Dogg into the corner, and there's a knife-edge chop!

(Crowd goes "Whoo" as Jericho chops Road Dogg)

DD: I think Jericho is gonna take this one, Vince.

VJ: It sure looks that way, Irish-whip and hard into the buckle goes Road Dogg and Jericho comes out of the ropes with a bulldog and he looks proud of himself.

DD: I think Jericho may be the next World Champion.

VJ: Jericho had Road Dogg locked in a camel clutch and it looks like he's fading…I think he's out cold Delaware! The ref is checking the arms…it drops once…twice…it stays up!

DD: Damn it, DQ him. He's obviously on steroids!

VJ: Road Dogg is getting back to his feet and he drives Jericho to the canvas. Road Dogg fighting his way to his feet and Jericho is back up, Road Dogg with a right hand. There's another one, and a Juke and Jive and he takes Jericho down. Off the ropes with the knee drop right to the head of Jericho! The Dogg is on fire! He whips Jericho to the ropes, misses with a clothesline and Jericho turns it right back around with a spinning heel kick. Uh-oh…Jericho with a double powerbomb into a pinning combination…1…2…kickout by Road Dogg! These guys are fighting with all of their heart. Jericho with another Irish-whip into the ropes, Road Dogg with a Sunset flip…roll through by Jericho…he's going for the Walls of Jericho!

DD: It's over Vince! You're next World Champion Chris Jericho!

VJ: He's got it locked in! The Walls of Jericho on Road Dogg. I think that the Road Dogg is about to tap! Wait, Tori is coming back to ringside! Tori is on the ring apron with the ref…Road Dogg tapped but the ref didn't see! Jericho's mad, and he just KO'd the ref! Why did Jericho do that? Tori is climbing to the top rope, and Jericho shoves her down and puts the Walls of Jericho back on Road Dogg!

DD: Is that Kane?

VJ: I don't think so…since when has Kane had breasts? And now this person is standing in the ring with Jericho. She hit Jericho in the head with a chair and pulls Road Dogg on top. She's waking up the ref…

DD: NO!!!

VJ: 1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Who was the woman who helped Road Dogg. She's in the ring and she's about to take off her mask…oh my! It's Chyna! Chyna has arrived in the NFWA and I think she's the newest member of DX!

DD: I hate her! Jericho should've won! That Chyna is a dirty…

VJ: Watch your mouth!!! You wanna get fired or something?

DD:…slut!

Sniper: Live Wire, good luck! I just wanted you to know that whatever happens, there's no hard feelings.

Panther: If you do what I think you were about to do, you're my friend but you'll be fired.

Sniper: What?! I thought…OK. I promise I won't do anything to hurt Live Wire tonight!

VJ: What's he up to? Live Wire Vs Doo…Buh Buh Ray Dudley next on FNS!

VJ: Wow what a match I wonder what happens in the next match

DD: Well your right Vince this match will definitely be one to remember…damn Chyna!

VJ: Damn it know the match is unfair! Why is Devon coming to ringside?

VJ: Now it is even!

VJ:A couple of weak clotheslines by both men. Here come the weapons! Buh Buh Ray hit Live Wire with a Trash Can but that would not put Live Wire down. Did you see that Live Wire is a tough son of a…

DD: Don't say that Vince

VJ: What Son of a gun. Back in the Ring Lightning interferes with a Dudley Death Drop then it starts to get Violent

VJ: DX is coming to the ring

HHH goes straight for Live Wire, X-pac goes for Devon and Dogg goes for Buh Buh

DD: Downcast is coming

VJ: My God! Devon and X-Pac are outside the ring and Devon grabs a table

VJ: If I was X-Pac I would run to Alaska right now

DD: Damn Straight!

VJ: The Circus?

Now Devon, Jiggly Steve and X-Pac are on the apron. Then Live Wire was Irish-whipped by HHH. Live Wire collided with the three and those three went through the table!

VJ: Oh my God that can be a broken back on all three of those men!

VJ: I thought Terry was Dead like Mick's Book sales now!

DD: Damn Straight Vince!

VJ: Downcast, Lightning, Funk and Cactus are on the edge of the stage, the 4 fall off the stage Oh my God they could be dead

DD: We need some Medical attention over there!

VJ: HHH hits the pedigree on Live Wire on top of a chair

VJ: Oh no!

DD: Call the match Ref

VJ: New Jack sees Live Wire and KO's him with a mop but that was it for New Jack he got pedigreed by HHH and Buh Buh sees Live Wire out cold from the pedigree 1…2…3!

VJ: We just had total carnage out here. I'm sure that wherever Sniper is right now he's smiling!

DD: What are you talking about? Sniper is a nice person. He would never pay Cactus Jack, New jack and Terry Funk to attack Live Wire.

VJ: I didn't say that he did! What do you know?

DD: Hey! I'm from Delaware! Don't mess with me!

DD: Oh! Evening gown match is next!!!!

VJ: Stay with us!!

VJ: Get off the damn table your sex-crazed freak!

VJ: You OK Delaware? Sorry about that.

VJ: Delaware is hurt badly and it looks like I'll be calling this alone. Tori is a trained professional wrestler and I'm not too sure what kind of training Jevona has. Tori just nailed her with a dropkick. That was beautiful. She backs Jevona to the corner and tears on of the straps off of her dress. Wait a minute, here comes Downcast! Downcast is coming to ringside and listen to this crowd. What is he up to? Tori is wondering the same thing and Jevona blasts her with a high heel shoe! And now…

VJ: I would like to tell my wife Shelly who's at home with my 2 kidz 8-year old Owen and 4-year old Jessica that I love her and I really can't wait to get home tonight. This match is absolute filth! Oh! Tori's almost naked…I mean Jevona looks like she's got this one wrapped up! That's what I said!

VJ: Chyna has made her 2^nd appearance of the night! Oh! She just KO'd Downcast with that chair! She gets into the ring and she had Jevona by the hair! Powerbomb on Jevona! And now Chyna is ripping the dress off of Jevona…Delaware wake up! Bra and panties! Bra and panties…oh well!

DD: (weakly) Damn! What happened?

VJ: You just missed the evening gown match!

DD: No!!!! That's not fair! Damn it! What the hell did you do? You dirty rotten piece of sh*t Johnson! I hate you! I just wanna let you know that…

VJ: This Match was what I was waiting for all night. Ever since HBK KO'd HHH in our opening match!

DD: Me to Vince lets get started.

VJ: Here we go! HHH starts with a powerful Clothesline but HBK gets right back up now

DD: What is up with this

VJ: HHH goes for a DDT but Shawn Michaels pushes HHH into the ropes and Live Wire holds HHH so HBK has a shot for the Sweet Chin Music but misses and hits Live Wire then HHH kicks HBK and hits the pedigrees HBK ,HHH can go for the pin but doesn't he goes up top and hits HBK with HBK signature elbow move from up top 1...2…3!!!

VJ: Look out! Here comes Jericho and Brett Hart! They're attacking HHH in the center of the ring! Now here comes Chyna, X-Pac, Krazed and Road Dogg! They're out here to help HHH, but the DDD/AWO are back out and they attack them!

DD: This is great!

VJ: Jericho has Chyna by the hair and now DDD/AWO is putting a table into the ring! Jericho with a double powerbomb on Chyna! And now watch HBK and Brett…did I just say that??!!! HBK and Brett Hart have HHH on the top rope…Superbomb on HHH through the table!!! Anarchy with the Doomsday Device on Krazed on the arena floor! And look, Anarchy is face to face with HBK, what's going on here? Oh, the DDD/AWO walk back to the locker room!

DD: I'm loving this! This makes up for the evening gown match!

VJ: Up next, Downcast will go 1 on 1 with Buh Buh Ray Dudley! Stay with us!

VJ: Look at this ladies and gentlemen! Hopefully we won't see anymore of Sniper's crap here tonight!

DD: Shut up!

VJ: Irish-whip by Downcast, reversed by Buh Buh! OH! Back body drop and Downcast goes over the top rope and to the arena floor! And now what's Buh Buh doing, Lord he's getting a table! Downcast catches him from behind and bulldogs him through the table! He's got a steel chair and he damn near took Buh Buh's head off! Cover 1…2…kickout by Buh Buh! He walks over to Jevona and she hands him what looks like brass knuckles and he puches Buh Buh in the head and breaks his glasses!

DD: That stooge!

VJ: Another cover by Downcast…1…2…kickout! Downcast is taking it to Mr. Hardcore…uh-oh! Devon is back to ringside and he has Jevona by the hair!

DD: Strip her Devon!

VJ: Shut up! Downcast goes over to help her and Buh Buh shoots him in the face with a fire extinguisher. Downcast over the guardrail and into the crowd and Buh Buh goes after him! These 2 men are going at in in the crowd and now they're going over to the concession stands.

DD: Watch out Buh Buh!

VJ: Downcast just hit Buh Buh with a funnel cake! Damn! And he took a swing with a cookie sheet and missed, Buh Buh with the twist of faith! 1…2…no! That was close call for Downcast! And now over to the merchandise stands. Buh Buh has a Crazy Lou t-shirt! And he's choking Downcast with it. Oh no! Now he's giving Downcast a big swing by the neck with that shirt. He is actually spinning him around by his neck! OH! He let go and sent Downcast crashing onto a stove.

DD: This is X-Treme Vince!

VJ: And Buh Buh jumps over the counter to get Downcast…that Chef looks familiar…that's Squirrel! Oh my God! Squirrel just burned Buh Buh Ray! Why on Earth has he down this!

VJ: My God this is total chaos! It's Maximum Carnage! The DDD/AWO has struck again! Downcast hits Total Dispear! 1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Downcast is celebrating in the lobby…wait, that's Live Wire…Shocker! Live Wire just blasted Downcast with the Shocker once again! Damn it! Security Guards are coming to Downcast's aid and Live Wire leaves with a smile on his face! I was almost feeling sorry for that jackass earlier! And now he's attacking Buh Buh! Buh Buh Ray Dudley is being assaulted, and cameraman get a shot at what's going on down here!

Anarchy: What we just did...was give notice to all in the NFWA…We are here for one thing…and that's to make peoples life miserable...and this is just the beginning!

VJ: This is Sniper's 2^nd punishment for Live Wire tonight as he enters the boiler room.

Sniper: Hey Live Wire!

DD: Damn Vince!

VJ: Live Wire is being punished by Sniper! This is confusing, this fed is a week old and we've already got this crazy crap going on! Sniper has closed the door behind Live Wire. Nice to see HHH is back to good health! He throws Live Wire into the boiler and busts him wide open! HHH is now stomping Live Wire and the Big Show wants some! He sets Live Wire up in a shopping cart and shoves is right through a window!

DD: We may have to change his name to Dead Wire!

HV: Hey Prez, can you tell me where the boiler room is?

Panther: Yeah, keep going straight and make a left by the soda machine. When you get to the room where people are yelling and breaking stuff, the boiler room is across from that!

HV: Thanks!

VJ: What the hell? Back to action, Live Wire is hurt badly. And watch HHH…Pedigree on the floor, and Big Show hits the chokeslam. And they're leaving the room. They're gonna win the match…

DD: What's going on?!

VJ: High Voltage just nailed Sniper with a trashcan lid and the Sniper is down! He shoves the door and it bashes HHH in the head. High Voltage is in the boiler room, Execution on HHH! Big Show has High Voltage by the neck…OH! Live Wire broke a 2X4 over his back! And he escape!

VJ: Live Wire gets the win but now he wants to make HHH pay!

DD: Is it just me or does nobody like that fa…

VJ: Dave! High Voltage and Live Wire are Double teaming HHH in the boiler room. Wait that's Lightning! Lightning just nailed High Voltage with a chairshot and then he hits a DVD on Live Wire! High Voltage tries to drag Live Wire out of the boiler room. Sniper has a lead pipe and he's chasing Live Wire and Voltage out to the parking lot where they jump in the limo and drive off! Back in the boiler room, HHH again extends the hand of friendship to Lightning, but Lightning walks away. What's going on there?

DD: It's next! It's gonna be a war, Crazy Lou Vs Shark for the I-C belt!

DD: This may make up for the evening gown match!

VJ: And there's that same stare that we saw at the end of In High Gear! It's safe to say that these are the 2 top athletes in the NFWA today!

DD: Watch your mouth cuz a lot of people won't be happy with that comment!

VJ: There's the lockup! They wrestle along the ropes and Shark backs Lou into the buckle! We have a clean break…no, Shark blasts Lou with the Shark Bite and Lou is gasping for air and there's a brainbuster! Shark using his size advantage over Lou…he picks him up high into the air, Lou with the go behind…right hands by Lou tagging Shark's jaw. Irish-whip and a powerslam by Lou! 1…2…kickout. Shark is up and Lou blasts him with a clothesline and to the floor he goes!

DD: Man. Shark looks kind of surprised!

VJ: Why is the Rock out here? Shark is standing face to face with the Rock, and watch Lou…Lou with a big chair shot just nailed Shark. He rolls him back into the ring, there's the rollup…1…2…kickout! Lou backs him to the buckle and is hammering away on the big man. Irish-whip to the buckle, Lou goes for a cross body, he's caught…Atlantis Express!!!! Cover…1…2…oh he got the shoulder up! Shark back to his feet, and now he's climbing to the top rope…he just nailed Lou with a flying headbutt…1…2…kickout by Lou! This is an incredible match but I still wanna know why the Rock is at ringside!

DD: He's the People's champ. They love the guy in Delaware! Let him watch the match, huh?

VJ: I don't like this. This is too similar to what happened on Gear! Shark is trying to wear Lou down with the reverse chin lock…Lou trying to get out…he's back to his feet…elbows to the mid-section…he hits off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but gets caught in a sleeper…OH…nutt shot by Lou! Both men go down!

DD: What a damn cheater!

VJ: Shark is hurt and Lou is back to his feet…Lou dives to the floor and is attacking the Rock! For no reason at all, Lou is attacking the Rock. Pen Toss on the floor and now back to the ring goes Lou. He starts to stomp a mudhole into Shark, Irish-whip and a spinebuster!

DD: Wow! Lou is popular here in Tampa!

VJ: Lou off the ropes, Shark catches him with a Spear Gun. This 1 looks like it's gonna be all! Shark climbs to the top rope Shark Attack…Lou with a kick to the stomach, he goes for the pen toss…back drop…Shark hits off the rope and Rock swung the chair and hit him in the back! Lou with a kick to the stomach…Pen Toss!!! 1…2…3!!!!!

VJ: Oh man, and watch the Rock he runs into the ring…misses with a clothesline and Lou KO's him with the title belt! This is insane! Lou will meet the Rock on Gear and I guess that's a title match, but the big story right now is we have a new champ and Lou has left the 2 top contenders laying!

VJ: Back in the ring, Rock and Shark are awake and they're going at it! Shark and the Rock are fighting again! Officials are coming from the locker room to break this up! This is total chaos! Thanks for joining us on FNS, we'll see you on In High Gear!

(They continue to fight as the screen fades to black)