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lolno

You didn't think ol' Petey would ACTUALLY do anything different for this match, did you? If you did, then you're a fucking moron! Dude has been saying the same damn shit for, like, a decade, and personifying the oft-repeated definition of insanity.

But!

Just for shiggles.

What if Pete DID try something different and actually researched Sarah, looked at her match history, figured out how she won matches, figured how she LOST matches, focused on how to beat her, to actually triumph and join the ranks of Robbie Bourbon, Ruby Debuchy and the Sick Cunts in being able to hand any kind of L to Sarah within the XWF?

He got beat even faster than normal. Without his Super Dickness, he was just another schleb on the XWF roster, and as we have all seen, Sarah grinds those guys up like old fashioned oats into quick oats.

After the fact, Valerie was so embarrassed by her now pussy-fied life partner that she ditched him for Unknown Soldier, which caused Pete to enter into another one of his binge-eating modes of depression. He got fat again, quit the business, and died alone while eating Twinkies broken up into bowls of Mountain Dew like cereal.

Better luck next time!

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