10. You feel embarrassed when you occasionally slip up
while talking to non-wrestling fan friends and say
words like "kayfabe," "shoot," "work," or "gimmick."
9. You call up the local radio sports show and
complain that the Yankees are too lazy and have been
on a never-ending "push." You prefer the "workrate" of
the St. Louis Cardinals.
8. You can't wait for the inevitable heel (face?) turn
by Hillary on Bill.
7. You quit your job and cuss out your boss; then the
next day you come in to work and claim it was "all
just an angle" and go about your daily routine.
6. Your favorite pick up line at the clubs is "Hey
sweet thing, I'll lay down for you, if you'll do the
job in return."
5. You buy a Playstation and WWF Smackdown game just
so you can create Wade Keller and Bob Ryder characters
and book them in a steel cage match. You then brag to
your friends about how "cool" it is.
4. Rather than go out with friends on a Friday night,
you prefer to sit home and re-watch the mini-movie
from WCW Beach Blast '93, 'cuz you "mark out" for
Cheetum the Evil Midget.
3. You visit "Friends" message boards online and
constantly post messages complaining about the lack of
"push" Phoebe has received this season.
2. You often mention how you long for the days when
"that handsome British chap" Lord Alfred Hayes hosted
WWF Live Event Center.
And the #1 Sign You Are Insane (Thanks to Wrestling):
1. Vince Russo's booking makes complete and total
sense to you!
