-Hand-in-hand walks together suddenly go solo as he stops to check out
his
abs in a window reflection
-"Special" moments aren't so special anymore thanks to Goldbond
-Suddenly, your remote control is "that gimmick over there," along with
pretty much every other object in your house
-He's really sad you won't let him name your cat "Dynamite"
-Sun screen? What's sunscreen?
-He manages to draw a crowd no matter where you are, be it by dropping
elbows
on you on the subway or putting your friends in full nelsons on the
beach
-Before he holds your hand in public he looks around for reactions of
people
walking
by
-He hums his theme music while having sex
-The only furniture he has in his house is wooden tables and steel
chairs
-He brings a copy of his theme music to parties so he can make a cool
entrance
-Every once in a while while your cuddling he "kicks out"
- You get in an arguement and he attempts to powerbomb you through a
table
- Your cupboard filled with protein, creatine, and other vitamins and
supplements
- Your freezer is always stacked with ice packs
- Everyone, EVERYONE is a mark
-Backrubs are often interrupted by forearm flexing and fat checks
