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In the beginning, before the universe was created,the gods were called together. They sat at a big table,eating donuts and making notes on little yellow sticky pads. Some only doodled. But they all agreed that creating the universe was a good thing. They asked the Old One,Jimm,for his approval. He gave them a big thumbs up. So they proceeded. Khonshu stood watch,blueprints in hand,directing the others as they toiled. The Old One walked up next to him and asked what the back-up plan was in case this universe and it's inhabitants got out of hand. Khonshu scratched his head and admitted that he hadn't thought of that.He pondered the dilemma for a moment before making this proclaimation: "We shall create a man who is more than a man. He will have style,a groovy smile,and bod that just won't stop.When the creatures of this universe that we have just created get out of hand,we will send this magnificent beast to un-create them. We shall call him The Destroyer!" All the gods cheered for they had no inclination to deal with the world's unruly ones themselves. Greatful to be relieved of that chore,they set about making this Destroyer. Ares gave him strength and much fury. Apollo granted him speed and brilliant,gleaming teeth. Athena bestowed upon him wisdom and charisma. When the dust settled,a man emerged. And thus,one half hour before the dawn of time,The Destroyer was born. The named him Damien. Aphrodite herself blushed and threw herself at this big hunk of man. Khonshu looked over his work and was pleased. Then Damien spoke and even a few of the assembled gods trembled. "Come get some." This is the story of the birth of Damien. Destroyer.Unholy Overlord. Wrestler.

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