Getting to know The Moderately Sized Show

1) In Your Opinion, Most demonic Cartoon Character:

Well, I don't like that Mickey character...he creeps me out.
2) Where do you want to go today?

Down Taker's pants.
3) Best VH1 Special?

Vanilla Ica Behind the Music
4) Have you ever been on a milk carton?

Well I stepped on one once, does that count?
5) Favorite TV Channel?

The History Channel mystifies me.
6) Would you like that super sized?

Damn straight...the bigger the better!
7) best "accessory"

A belt...duh!
8) Best Place to Wrestle: a. Ring b. Street Corner c. Janitor's Closet d. Bed

I like street corners. Cause no one notices you....they think you're just filming a new Michael Jackson video.
9) Golden Girl you are Most like?

The old one......
10) Favorite Color for a drink a. red b. clear,  c. blue... d. yellow... e. brown.... f. other

Blue
11) Which Cartoon Character from a breakfast cereal is secretly planning to Take over the world?

I don't trust the squirrel from that Clusters cereal, even though he isn't really a cartoon character. He's always looking in people's windows, the little freak!
12) Best Emotionally drained Star Trek Character: a. Spock b. Data c. Odo d. Tuvok

Date....he's got a cyborg penis...how horrible must that be?
13) Do you Make 7-up yours or do you obey your thirst?

I always put 7 up mine........if it's under 7 inches...ehhht, sorry!
14) On a voodoo doll of Leonardo DiCaprio where would be the first place you stick a needle?

Right between his beady cocaine snorting eyes
15) what sinks the fastest? Mae Young's Breasts, The ratings when Jeff Hardy goes on TV or the Titanic?

The ratings when Jeff comes on tv obviously. Men love tits...they don't care if they're old tits. and Chicks love that Leonardo guy.......so see which is the odd man out?
16) I got 6 words for you: Who? What? Where? When? Why? and How?

Who? I'll go with Taker. What? What do you think. Where? On the floor. Why? Cause he seems like the type. How? Any damn way I please!
17) What is you plan to save the trees you would: a. recycle b. cut down on the amount of paper you use c. camp in a tree for 2 years or d. Eat a beaver

Eat a beaver....I hear they taste like chicken. At least that's what lesbians say.
18) Do you Smell what the Rock is Cookin'?

Yeah.....I think it's Enchilada's!
19) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The only Chuck I know had a big wood...I'd say like 8 inches.....so I'm gonna go with 8 inches of wood please.
20) If captain Howdy from Stangeland is standing over your with a needle where would you like him to put it?

Through my septum.
21) Which of the following strikes the most amount of fear into your heart: a. Furbies b. Yoda c. My Little Ponies d. Bert from Sesame Street e. tella tubbies

TELLA TUBBIES!!!!! BWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
22) How good are you at the Care Bear Stare?

Very good......my gut has many powers.
23) Do you have a favorite pair of lederhosen?

Of course I do. Well I did until they imploded. *call the poleeece*
24) How about a favorite pet rock?

My favorite pet rock's name was Sparky. He just sat there, didn't eat too much, didn't make too much of a mess...then one day he fell off the window sill and...sniff.. I just can't go on I'm sorry.
25) Would you let Toonses the Driving Cat from SNL drive you home if you had been drinking?

Hell yeah....that cat can drive man! He should be at the helm of the Kane Funny Car!
26) Is it in you?

Why yes it is..... *oops, you weren't supposed to know about that*
27) Which is the better Alien: a) Ewoks b) The Alien from Alien c) Tribbles d)Little Green Men e)Bill Clinton

I prefer Tribbles, they make cute sounds, and they taste good.
28) Favorite thing to do in a Mall (dont' answer shoppin)

I like to get straws from McDonald's and buy some Tiny Tarts. Then you put the Tiny Tarts into the straw and shoot them at people, like you would with a blow gun. It really hurts bad!
29) Something you might not know about me is:

I'm not wearing any pants.
30)My favorite thing to do with a ______ is:

My favorite thing to do with a Hardy is to take one of those hairless wonders, oil them sonsabitches up and shove them straight up The Rock's candy ass! If you smell what The Moderately Sized Show is cookin.