1) In Your Opinion, Most demonic Cartoon Character:

Bugs Bunny when he dressed up as a girl bunny.  That’s just wrong.  A man can sport wood when a rabbit looks so fine like that!
 

2) Where do you want to go today?

I wanna go where people know people are all the same.  I wanna go where everybody knows my name.
 
 

3) Best VH1 Special?

Barry White, baby.
 

4) Have you ever been on a milk carton?

Nope… But I’ve drank out of one.

5) Favorite TV Channel?

Skinamax
 

6) Would you like that super sized?

Trust me, baby.  Sexual Vanilla don’t need ANYTHING Super-Sized.  It’s all Supa-Dupa Sized and Supa-Dupa Fly.
 

7) best "accessory"

Sexual Vanilla needs no accessories.  All I have to do is show lots of chest hair and the ladies come running.
 
 

8) Best Place to Wrestle: a. Ring b. Street Corner c. Janitor's Closet d. Bed

Come on, now.  You all know the obvious answer.
 
 

9) Golden Girl you are Most like?

Sexual Vanilla would most definitely be Dorothy because she’s livin’ large. And it also helps that Dorothy is played by that sweet, sweet piece of fine, aged-to-perfection-ass, Bea Arthur.
 

10) Favorite Color for a drink a. red b. clear, c. blue... d. yellow... e. brown.... f. other

Well, when a woman is being “uncooperative” with Ol’ Sexual, then I’m hoping that her drink is anything BUT clear.  Slip a “Knockout Pill” in and watch her sink.
 

11) Which Cartoon Character from a breakfast cereal is secretly planning to Take over the world?
 

That annoying little green guy from Lucky Charms.  I always thought there was something sinister about him.  Too many colors, too many shapes… I bet he’s spiking those damn things.
 

12) Best Emotionally drained Star Trek Character: a. Spock b. Data c. Odo d. Tuvok

Much love and sympathy goes out to that Vulcan Spock.  The man only gets his freak on every 7 years, if that.  That’s sad.  Live, brother, live!!!
 

13) Do you Make 7-up yours or do you obey your thirst?

IT DOESN”T MATTER!!!! It all comes out the same, anyway.
 

14) On a voodoo doll of Leonardo Dicaprio where would be the first place you stick a needle?

In his pee-hole.
 

15) what sinks the fastest? Mae Young's Breasts, The ratings when Jeff Hardy goes on TV or the Titanic?

That’s a hard question.  However, one glance at Mae Young’s breasts sink Sexual Vanilla’s Titanic faster than spit through a trumpet.
 

16) I got 6 words for you: Who? What? Where? When? Why? and How?

Oh, yeah.  Sexual Vanilla’s got 2 words for you:  “Who cares?”
 

17) What is you plan to save the trees you would: a. recycle b. cut down on the amount of paper you use c. camp in a tree for 2 years or d. Eat a beaver

I don’t know what forest you’ve been going to, but Sexual Vanilla’s got PLENTY of wood in his forest.
 

18) Do you Smell what the Rock is Cookin'?

I smell it and I’m learning… I wanna smell where he buys his shirts.  Anyone know?  Sexual Vanilla is in need of a new spring wardrobe.
 

19) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I don’t know…Just put it in your mouth.
 

20) If Captain Howdy from Stangeland is standing over your with a needle where would you like him to put it?

I’d tell him, “Just Put It In Your Mouth.”
 

21) Which of the following strikes the most amount of fear into your heart: a. Furbies b. Yoda  c. My Little Ponies d. Bert from Sesame Street e. Tella Tubbies

It’s kind of ironic that you mention each of them, because ALL of them have some really enlightening websites that inform you (dear reader) as to the sinister side of these seemingly harmless entities.  However, the Tele Tubbies are probably the most frightening… Too much phallicism for Sexual Vanilla to be comfortable in his masculinity with.
 

22) How good are you at the Care Bear Stare?

Sexual Vanilla loves to stare at them fly-ass Care Bears.  Awww YEEEEAH!  Especially the fuzzy pink one with the two little hearts on her tummy.  Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you.  Shake it, baby… Shake it and DON’T mistake it!
 

23) Do you have a favorite pair of lederhose?

No, but I have a really slinky pair of tube socks.

24) How about a favorite pet rock?

You can pet Sexual Vanilla’s  rock.
 

25) Would you let Toonces the Driving Cat from SNL drive you home if you had been drinking?

Hell yeah!   Toonces and me go way back.
 

26) Is it in you?

DON’T SAY THAT TO SEXUAL VANILLA!!!  I’ve been to prison, for God’s sakes!!!
 

27) Which is the better Alien: a) Ewoks b) The Alien from Alien c) Tribbles d) Little Green Men e) Bill Cliton

The Ewoks.  They kinda remind Sexual Vanilla of his bad self when he was a youngster… Hairy, energetic, focused.  The Ewoks, man, they had a lotta rhythm going on.  Dancing around the fire with all that reckless abandon.  Doing the Endor Boogie.
 

28) Favorite thing to do in a Mall (don't' answer shoppin)

Chasin’ down the hunnies.
 

29) Something you might not know about me is:

Sexual Vanilla is featured as a back-up vocalist on Akineyle’s “Put It In Your Mouth.”
 

30) My favorite thing to do with a ______ is:

Ho: Take her back to my place, put on a little music, and do things Sexual Vanilla’s way!!!!