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by Gwen Step-On-Me McMahon
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by Sexual Vanilla
Name: Amanda Hardy (inducted July 11,
2000)
E-mail: qtpie1975@aol.com
Comments: I would like to say that i happen to like the beautiful,
sexy, hott, cute, and sweet Hardy Boyz! They are the most coolest guys
in the World Wrestling Federation today. They are da bomb and are amazing!
I love them soo much. So dont even diss them! its ur opinion whether u
like them or not but dont u dare just disrespect them like that. they might
look at this page and their feelings would be hurt. How would u like it
if someone talked bad about u like that? I bet pretty worthless. well they
are sexy and smart! and they are my babydolls!!!!!xoxoxoxox mwaH!!!!!!!!!1
that is all for the Hardyz! thank u very much! =)
Okay reiterate how you feel on Jeff Hardy one
more time, maybe it will change my mind. And hello I have people trying
to hurt my feelings every day, and with the the slight exception of PMS
you don't see me cryin'
"da bomb" didn't that saying go out with Master
P in like 98? Could you please learn to spell. There is such a thing as
the English language, it's pretty popular these days. Do you really think
if Jeff saw this his feelings would be hurt? Awesome! Hey someone give
him the URL! And I seriously think they would run and vomit if you ever
kissed them.
Yeah, I think "da bomb" did go out with Master
P. I'm not completely sure, though. One thing that I do know,
The Hardys make Sexual Vanilla go "Ugh!... Na, na, na, na." Man,
if that dizzy broad keeps talking about her "babydolls" like that, I'm
gonna have to puke on her shoes. Hmmm... Are they her "babydolls"
or "babydollz?" I'm gonna have to think about that.
Name: Lena (inducted July 11, 2000)
E-mail: LenaDSJ@aol.com
Comments: I would just like to know why you people hate the Hardy
Boyz so much. Yes, there are wrestlers that I hate, but I only hate
their in-ring personas. Really, all the wrestlers I've met (Hardyz
included) are very nice people.
I dont' care if they are nice people, I am not.
I am a bitch, do you need another reason?
I've met Jeff and Matt and Jeff is a complete
asshole. And by the way, that's Hardy's with an s, not a z......
*Hidez under the bed...*
Why the hell
are you hiding under the bed Gwen? I thought it was usually a kneeling
beside the bed thing for you?
Christian said that Z was there to scare us, and
it works I have always mortaly feared bad marketing...
Name: Lady (inducted July 11, 2000)
E-mail: kng_leo@bellsouth.net
Comments: I've never seen anyone so jealous in my life. Thanks for
the link though, I needed a good laugh.
Jealous of what, Jeff Hardy's dazzling career
as a glorified acrobat? Maybe he should join the circus. Frankly I like
my vertebra and they never did anything to me. I will stick to my not so
dangerous little career as a computer programer, and contemplate how jealous
I am when I graduate from college, get a nice cushy job and bring home
lots of money plus stock options. And when I have everything I have ever
wanted form this life, I will sit there and cry about how much I long to
be Jeff Hardy, or at least one of the little ring rats that followed him
around like they were his shadow, and at the age of 35 I will attempt a
Swanton bomb off the top of the Empire States Building, plunging for to
my death. Or maybe, I unlike the whole lot of people who show up at this
site, I will figure out that there is nothing that glamorous to it.
I already have my cushy job, I am not jealous
of anyone. I do what I love in life, I own a couple cars, a fat motorcycle,
land and my house is decked out......who's jealous now?
I am... I would look so cute on a Hardy Davidson...
Sure it wouldn't be good for my hair, but I look awesome in leather...
As my 401K Pimp Plan grows fatter by the hour,
I damn sure am regretting not being Jeff Hardy. I mean, man, he's
got it all. A snazzy hairdo. No insurance or wrestlers union
just in case the "Swanton Bomb" doesn't exactly hit right. A job
where he risks life and limb every day. Yep. It must be terriffic.
Oh, and by they way, you are welcome for the good laugh. It was our pleasure.
Comments: SLUT SLUT SLUS
(inducted July 11, 2000)
Okay I for one am offended. I am a carreer girl,
the correct term is WHORE.
I'm offended too. I work very hard on my street
corner. I'm just waiting for the next time Jeff is in town.....cause you
know how freaky deaky he is, well at least he was last time, but he's a
lousy tipper.
Correction. That would be SLUT, SLUT, and
PLAYER.
Name:
Josie (made it to the Hall of Fame April 25)
What
the hell kinda lame ass page is this? It's the OFFICIAL Jeff Hardy
Haters page? Um hello! If it was official, you would have something
to do with WWF or Jeff Hardy, otherwise you can't call it official.
And if you hate him so much, why are you wasting your time on this (shit
ass) page! Do you not have lives? The worst pages on the net
are those made by haters, either they don't have lives or hating them is
too big of a passion. He isn't even talked about as much as The Rock or
HHH so what are you guys bitching about? Jeff and Matt are so talented...
let's see some other wrestlers try and do their moves! Who are YOUR
fave wrestlers anyway.
Well,
I'll just go down the line with your ridiculous questions. First, well
this is a lame ass page about Jeff Hardy, DUH! Yeah it's the official Jeff
Hardy Haters page because we said it is. I do have something to do with
Jeff Hardy....my first suggestion is to throw him off a cliff. And the
reason we're doing this page is because we hate him so much! As far as
not having a life....well yes I do have a life....I'm not a 14-year-old
N'Sync fan like yourself. My life does nor revolve around sitting on my
Mommie's couch waiting for Carson Daly to announce who's number one on
TRL today. And yes Jeff is plugged just as much as The Rock and HHH. Does
a WWF show go by where the Hardyz are not on? I didn't think so. Have the
Hardyz paid their dues like The Rock and HHH? Not a chance! Matt is talented.....Jeff
is a slug. The only thing Jeff can do is that stupid swanton bomb and take
his shirt off.....wow that takes skill. And as far as wrestlers doing "their
moves" take a look at Luchalibre and Japanese wrestling. You're probably
too stupid to know what that is. So before you go hyping those little Hardys
take a look at what REAL wrestlers do.
Official?
What does that Mean? Think about it. WHo is going to stop us from calling
this site official? You? the WWF? Jeff Hardy? They dont' have the right.
I can myself Official if I want, and who cares? Look at the OFFICIAL HARDY
BOYS SITE. It sucks ass, hello learn HTML. Okay and to the question do
I have a life, No. *feels pulse* wait wait yes I do. Man what did that
happen? Anyway do I need a life? HELLO I am like an awesome web designer,
and if I want to practice my skills on Jeff Hardy well then Damn it girl
I will... Thanks for writing
"You can't call it official" *Whine, whine.*
OK, crybaby. You claim that we cannot
call this site official because we have nothing to do with the WWF or The
Hardy Boys... Au contraire, mon cher, you are WRONG. We DO
have something to do with The Hard-On Boys and the WWF. I'll prove
it to you. Exhibit A: The Hardys are in the WWF. Exhibit
B: We hate the Hardys. That brings me to the conclusion that
we can call ourselves an OFFICIAL site because we "officially" hate the
Hardys... Ya dig it? While we do not by any means claim to be a website
SANCTIONED by the WWF or The Hardy Boys, we are a group of sexy guys and
fly-ass bitches who don't share your extreme enthusiasm for Messers Matt
and Jeff Hardy.
Furthermore, you say that the worst pages on
the web are made by haters. I strongly disagree. Don't hate the PLAYAH,
hate the GAME, baby! I think hate sites are entertaining as all hell.
The world (wide web) needs variety. There is as much of a demand
for "hate" pages as there are pages for the idolatry of certain folks.
As your letter insinuated by the line <"Who are YOUR fave wrestlers
anyway"> you would be suggesting that it would be WRONG to fanatically
admire other wrestlers besides Jeff Hardy. Are you proposing that
no one should make wrestling fansites unless they are about Jeff Hardy?
Huh! "Who are YOUR fave wrestlers anyway." In conclusion, instead
of wasting your time and writing to us to complain about our "shit-ass
page," why don't you just go and make another *yawn* "I LOOOOOOVE Mutt
and Jeff" Page. (Yes. I purposely wrote "Mutt" instead
of "Matt.") Here, I got a perfect title for your page: "I've
got a Hard-On For the Hardys!" Go do it. NOW! And I expect
to see some really sweet graphics, too. Not at all like our "shit
ass page." No sireebob.
Name:
Shyla (inducted April 25, 2000)
To
be honest with you I think that your page is total trash. Yes I am a Hardy
Fan, however even if I wasn't I would be ashamed to be affiliated with
this site. The people that back this page are the people who sit back a
bitch about the fact that their favorite wrestler(s) can not get the same
credibility that Jeff Hardy or Matt Hardy have in the amount of time that
they have been in the business. Either that or they are just pissed cause
they know that their favorite wrestler has not got the agility, the skills,
or the athletic ability to perform the Swanton Bomb, which mind you was
voted as the best move in the WWF out ranking the Rock's "Peoples elbow."
SO if you would all like to continue to bash who is (factually) the best
tag team even if it is just one half of the best damn tag team in the WWF
feel free to motivate yourself by writing trash that only other trash like
yourselves would enjoy to read. Have a nice day, now I will be going to
the Hardy BoyZ officia! l site....www.mattandjeffhardy.com to regain my
tolerance for sites like this one.
LMAO!
Boy those threats to go to the official page really scare me! Goon and
talk to Matthew and Jeffrey. Im sure they really love you! And once they
go offline they sit and laugh about what morons all of you are for thinking
they give two shits about you! And thank you for calling me trash.....I'm
rather proud of my status in life. I've worked damn hard to become trash.
Let's see, there are many wrestlers who can do the "awesome moves" that
they Hardys do....like I've said before look at Luchalibre and Japanese
style wrestling. And since you're an idiot I'll tell you some people to
watch, Juvi, Essa Rios, Kaeintai,Chris Jericho just to name a few. All
of which have trained in either Mexico or Japan. Those men have TRUE TALENT.
Unlike the Hardys who have no talent at all. And would you also like to
know why they were voted as anything for last year? Because of 14-year-olds
who's parents let them use their AOL accounts. True good tag teams in the
WWF would not include the Hardys...try The Acolytes, The Dudleys, Edge
& Christian....just to name a few. Athletes who have paid their dues
and deserve what they have gotten in their careers. The Hardys have done
nothing but take off their shirts. I bet you didn't like the Hardys when
they wereonly on Heat and Superstars and they were wearing plaid and flowered
pants did you? Nope.
Trash? Oh man now I am really upset... Okay yeah
I am upset... they are deserting us for the official Hardy boys site. Well
I feel suicidal, or maybe NOT.
Anyway you go right a head and check out that
official site, and it's lack of anything entertaining, like this hate mail
section
Please, go forth and cleanse thyself at the OFFICIAL
Hardy BoyZ site. Whatever gets you through the day. Wait a
minute!!! Please don't go, baby! Please! Come on back!
Sexual Vanilla's got ALL you need right here. Why do you want to
go and hang with those panty-waist Hardy fellas? Come on, I'm not
trash. I've got morals! Sexual Vanilla don't want to be a player
no more. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.... DAMN do I
crush A LOT!!! You see, in the department of morals, Sexual Vanilla
believes in honesty AND monogamy... with A LOT of women. And I'm
going to be honest with you, little woman. I don't care if you think
this page is "trash." I wipe my ass with your comments much like
I did with the handtowels in the bathroom of the Vacuary Inn Motel and
Breakfast. I will also be honest with you on the subject of great
tag teams. Have you ever heard of The Eliminators? How
about Sabu and Rob Van Dam? Nope? Hmm... Well, then, how about
The Acolytes? Legion of Doom/The Road Warriors in their heyday?
Now THOSE are some GREAT tag teams. Let's see if your pwecious widdle
Matt and Jeff stand the test of time. Sure they've risen through
the ranks in a relatively fast period of time, but they could also FALL
fast, too. Maybe if you peeled your eyes away from the sad, paper-thin,
cheap-ass K-Mart windpants-clad groin area of Jeff Hardy, you might realize
that maybe there is not so much substance or character behind the team.
In the humble opinion of Sexual Vanilla, all they are, are a couple of
acrobats. Maybe I'm wrong and you might see something more than a tight
ass and honestly believe the Hardys are a great tag team. All I see
is a dire need of a haircare professional for those two. So, if you
feel like shooting your mouth off about how great and wonderful the Hardys
are in about 5 years, provided they're still around, you go on and do that,
sweet cheeks, m-kay?
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