Qwen Step-On-Me McMahon
1) In Your Opinion, Most demonic Cartoon Character:
Quinn: from Daria, because she is another little Gap girl. She must
die
2) Where do you want to go today?
The third Moon of Jupiter
3) Best VH1 Special?
4) Have you ever been on a milk carton?
Yep, but they haven't found me yet... Shh... don't blow my cover
5) Favorite TV Channel?
6) Would you like that super sized?
No dude, do you know how many beers you can buy if you save that 25
cents every time you eat fast food?
7) best "accessory"
My ability to alienate people on personality alone
8) Best Place to Wrestle: a. Ring b. Street Corner c. Janitor's Closet
d. Bed
Janitor's Closet: foriegn objects, and stuff to clean up with afterwards
9) Golden Girl you are Most like?
10) Favorite Color for a drink a. red b. clear, c. blue... d.
yellow... e. brown.... f. other
Yellow: If I get drunk I pass out on the floor now Baby, You bother
me no more, and if you are drinking I know that your my freind and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer... Beer, by the Reel Big Fish
11) Which Cartoon Character from a breakfast cereal is secretly planning
to Take over the world?
The guy who always have people chasing after his lucky charms. Okay
think about this, one day he is going to get royally ticked off at not
being able to eat his rainbow cereal in peace. Then he is going to start
to plan. His manuever will be to set up a underground network of speakers.
From the saftey of a sound proof booth in a old missle silow that has long
been abandoned, he will flip the kill switch and turn on the speakers flooding
the world with the song "Lesbian Seagull" until everyone just goes insane.
At which point the world will not be able to stop him from taking over
Fort Knox and filling it with Lucky Charms so no one will ever be able
to take them again.
12) Best Emotionally drained Star Trek Character: a. Spock b. Data c.
Odo d. Tuvok
Data because I heard he is a well oiled Machine in the bed
13) Do you Make 7-up yours or do you obey your thirst?
Niether, change my latitude (Corona Commercial)
14) On a voodoo doll of Leonardo Dicaprio where would be the first place
you stick a needle?
Seems clear to me, knock out his ability to reproduce
15) what sinks the fastest? Mae Young's Breasts, The ratings when Jeff
Hardy goes on TV or the Titanic?
Not that any of these things are overly boyant, but I would say Titanic,
I wanted to kill that leo twirp
16) I got 6 words for you: Who? What? Where? When? Why? and How?
Chippendale dancer, toe nail clipper, the corner of chestnut st. and
Stradler ave. Springfield Wisconsin, because if the birds flew north during
the summer they would find that rates are much lower because of the lack
of seasonal tourism, By the power invested in me by the God of Jell-O Puddin'
17) What is you plan to save the trees you would: a. recycle b. cut
down on the amount of paper you use c. camp in a tree for 2 years or d.
Eat a beaver
The answer seems simple: Camp in a tree, while recycling all my waste,
writing on my skin and eating only the flesh of beavers.
18) Do you Smell what the Rock is Cookin'?
19) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?
enough to feed a small army of termites
20) If Captain Howdy from Stangeland is standing over your with a needle
where would you like him to put it?
My Nipples: they are damned expencive piercings, would I give up getting
them free?
21) Which of the following strikes the most amount of fear into your
heart: a. Furbies b. Yoda c. My Little Ponies d. Bert from Sesame Street
e. Tella Tubbies
Bert, beware the quite ones
22) How good are you at the Care Bear Stare?
23) Do you have a favorite pair of lederhose?
Yes but the sequins are falling off
24) How about a favorite pet rock?
Blinky- but mom said he ran away, but I know he got ran over by a car,
SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ME *sob*
25) Would you let Toonces the Driving Cat from SNL drive you home if
you had been drinking?
Oh like I would trust him to designate
26) Is it in you?
Yeah but I can't get it out
27) Which is the better Alien: a) Ewoks b) The Alien from Alien c) Tribbles
d) Little Green Men e) Bill Cliton
there is a difference between Bill Clinton and little green Men. Oh
wait I thought you meant green slime covered men
28) Favorite thing to do in a Mall (don't' answer shoppin)
Pretending I work in the stores and hand out the wrong information
29) Something you might not know about me is:
I have ten creative uses for Chopsticks that have nothing to do with
eating
30) My favorite thing to do with a ______ is:
Refrigerator: perform experiments to see if the light really does go
off why you close the door.