YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH WRESTLING WHEN.....
- You watch wrestling at home and hold up signs with your favorite wrestlers sayings.
- You start attacking announcers at football games
- You won't come out of your room for supper until your theme song is played on the stereo.
- You see people on the ground and have an urge to put them in the figure four
- In your resume under experience you write "I'm the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be"
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response.
- You chokeslam your cat.(Hey, I've acually done that, furr ball went down)
- You tell your cat "Meow one more time, and you can forget the 'Fancy Feast' man, 'cause I'll open up a can of 'Whoop Ass' and see how you like the taste of that!"
- You wake up in the morning rising from the dead like the Undertaker rather than just rolling out of bed
- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You people's elbow your dog & turn him/her over for the threecount
- You are late for work every Tuesday, cause you have to watch the tapes from the previous night again "just 1 more time".
- When you answer a question correctly in class you say "BANG! BANG!"
- When called up to the board at class, you call the teacher a fat ass, kick her in gut, and apply the "Stone cold Stunner"! then Show her she's number Two (ie. with bothfingers) and walk back to your desk with your arms in the air.
- After receiving a F on your final English exam, you start yelling "This IS Bullshit!!" and tell everyone you were "screwed."
- Your baby brother wears a mask, and tells everyone his face was burnt in a fire that you started.
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