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Little Boy learns about politics
A birthday gift
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't
Little Boy learns about politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this
way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the
money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,
think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had
said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy
says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell
me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future
is in deep shit."
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Do you realize if the Pilgrims had first shot a wildcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving?
A birthday gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating
very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but
not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair
of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up
the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the
young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I
noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for
your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to
remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been
wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart. I wish I were there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in
contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in
them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times I will kiss them during the coming year! All my love. P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little fur showing."
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10. Nuts! ...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!
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