Tenacious D
Fuck her Gently
This is a song for the ladies.
But fellas, listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. Sometimes you got to make some love and fuckin' give her some smoochies too. Sometimes you got to squeeze. Sometimes you got to say please. Sometimes you got to say
Hey! I'm gonna fuck you softly. I'm gonna screw you gently. I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you discreetly!
And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers. And then you'll say wait a minute Sally. I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork!
What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! And then I'm gonna love you completely, and then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly, and then I'll fucking bone you completely. But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! Hard.
Karate
With karate I'll kick your ass! From here to Tienamen Square! Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere yeah yeah. You broke the rules! Now I'll pull out all of your pubic hair. You mother fucker. You mother fucker. Kyle betrayed me then he lied, tried to hide. And I died deep inside, And you know the reason why. I'm gonna kick your ass! From here to right over there. Oh yeah motherfucker I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere yeah, yeah. You broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair. You motherfucker. You motherfucker.
Kielbesa
I love you baby, but all I can think about is kielbasa sausage your buttchecks is warm. I checked my dipstick, you need lubrication honey. My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on.
I see you walking, but all I can think about is, dionetics! Your buttchecks is warm. I checked my dipstick, you need lubrication honey. My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now I've sent loose, I'm shooting my juice, right in your kaboose. Now fucking get it on.
Now get it on.
Get it on.
Dianetics June your much better than Krishna. Dianetics June your much better indeed. And all you people here your tremendous, and to the people in the back. Yeah your smoking up a big ass bowl of weed with me, and K.G. Alright. Oh yeah. Alright! Oh my god. All the ladies in the house say yeah. Yeah. Come on you motherfuckers say a prayer. Prayer. When you fight, you gots to fight fair. You motherfucker. Oh you motherfucker, you know what time it is?
Tenacious D time you motherfucker go. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, Yeah.
Dude That Was TNT
