DON"T GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE!
The craziest lady came into Peet's, she was very old and very shrunken, she was also carrying a shopping cart. She entered and proceeded to wheel it in front of the register blocking our ability to use it with ease. I noticed my co-worker trying to help her, she asked what she would like and the lady gave her some answer or other, the next logical thing is to ask whether they want their coffee ground and the lady answered that she did, and so we must ask for what kind of coffee maker they want it ground for. She professed not to know and the questions inquiring what kind of coffee maker it might be only served to make her mad and the replied with intense passion, "Don't give me any trouble!" My co-worker suggested that she take some time to decide. Every couple of minutes she would ask if we could break large bills and we said yes, we later decided this was because she was insane and in her mind if she entered the store she would have to buy something unless she could find a way out of it. Soon she was to be my problem and I filled her order all was going fine until I asked how she would like her coffee ground and she said she wanted it "fine to medium" which means nothing. I asked what kind of coffee maker she had and she gave me the same distressed accent "Don't give me any trouble!" By then I gave up and just finished her order, very odd...
Reagan's Winkle Oddyssey
"In a flash, the diminutive ball of fluff is surrounded by cooing men in leather chaps." "A small puffy head peeks out. A bar patron with a buffed chest and pierced nipples glances up from his pint and does a double take, 'Is that Mr. Winkle?'" "I feel like I am the keeper of a magical elf." -Mr. Winkle the dog as featured in the SF chronicle
Special Events
"Lick it nicely. / Be tender with me. / They'll come for us surely. / Do you exercise your legs? They're very well developed. / Oh that's very pleasant. / Keep those fingers slow. -Mountain Rescue Patrol "I have his number written on my lower intestine." -Rae "Well we wouldn't sit around and discuss his nuts per se." -Lindsay
