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Good Day to you noble adventurer! You have wandered into the Realm of ultimate bargains! That's right, ULTIMATE. If you feel the need to bargain with me, feel free... but keep in mind, you will experience ultimecium. Anyways, the name of myself is Benedikt Staiger Sarnoski Sr. 1st, but you can call me Benedikt Staiger Sarnoski Sr. 1st. There will be no abreviations in my kingdom! (except for Sr., that has been decidedly permitted) Some things that I like to are create art, often times focused on drawing and rediculously bright colors. So bright in fact, that were you to stare directly into a genuine piece by me, you could become confused. Are you daft!? Don't look below this! You may see a neon styrofoam depiction of myself when I am 90 years old! Surely, the confusion will not subside for nearly 11 seconds. Some of my other interests include creating elaborate theories about robotic destruction of our world, uncovering who satan really is, and much much more. Please, I emplore you to enjoy your visit. Let the bargaining commence!
