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My Beginners Guide

First things first...sell your 1 thugs and move to stockholm. Next you should have 4,500 dollars. You want to spend it all on crack and condems. I say buy 1,000 condems and the rest for crack. This way when you turn again, you won't loose hoes.

After you have spent your $4,500 go to the top right hand side of the main page and click "Turn Tricks". You want to start by turning 8 at a time for this way you get more for your money I guess you could say.

When you start out and turn 8 at a time, you get about 10-20 hoes and thugs. If you turned 50-100 at a time, you'd get maybe 30 of each. So like I said, "You get more for your money" :)

The first time you turn 8, you will only get a hundred dollars or so because you only have 1 hoe lol.

The second time you turn 8 you should get a few thousand dollars. Once again, buy condems and crack.

You want to ALWAYS keep your hoes at 100% happiness because they can die or leave you.

Hoes are the ones that get you money. The more hoes, the more money you get when you turn tricks.

Hopefully I haven't lost you yet :)

After you have about 10-50k crack and 50k condems, you will want to spend money on beer and weed which keep your thugs happy. If your thugs aren't happy, they will not fight for you.

You will want to buy ak-47's which are guns for your thugs to shoot. You will want to have about 1 ak per thug. So if you have 100 thugs, you want to have 100 ak's.

 

So, in summary:

Crack and Condems - Keep your hoes happy
Weed and Beer - Keep your thugs happy
Aks - Guns for your thugs
Lowriders - You can do drive-bys instead of home invasions. Doing this you should have 1 ride per 4 thugs. When you do drive-bys you loose less thugs and kill more thugs than you would during a home invasion

A home invasion is something you can do if you have a good amount of aks and have more thugs than someone else. You do this to attack a pimp. You can kill their thugs and take their money.

I hope I have explained it enough to get you started. I hope you appreciate the time I have taken to write this. It wasn't easy :)

Hope you enjoy! Happy pimping!

P.S. You won't get it that easily the first round. But hopefully you will get the hang of it and learn as time progresses.


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