~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ TURN BACK ~ ~ ~ THE TIME ~ TO MEMORABLE EVENTS THAT EVERYBODY WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER !!! FOLK'S ! IT IS THE SAME ALL OVER THE WORLD
~ ~ ~ THE AIRPLANES AND SUPERMAN ~ ~ ~ FLYING AROUND ON THIS PAGE IS A TEST OF YOUR PATIENCE ! SEE ALREADY THIS IS A MEMORABLE EVENT YOU ARE GETTING ANNOYED AND IM-PATIENT, HUH ?
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" TURN BACK THE TIME " AND " SLOW DANCE !!! "
~ ~ ~ Y'ALL TAKE IT EASY ~ ~ ~ BETTER SLOW DOWN !!!
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round ?
Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground ?
Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight ?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night ?
You'd BETTER SLOW DOWN !!! Don't dance so fast.
Time is short, the music won't last.
Do you run through each day, on the fly ?
When you ask, " How are you ? " Do you hear the reply ?
When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head ?
You'd BETTER SLOW DOWN !!! Don't dance so fast.
Time is short, the music won't last.
Ever told your child, we’ll do it tomorrow ?
And in your haste, not see his sorrow ?
Ever lost touch, let a good friendship die, cause you
never had time to call and say " Hi " ?
You'd BETTER SLOW DOWN !!! Don't dance so fast.
Time is short, the music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere, you miss half
the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like
an unopened gift…thrown away.
Life is not a race, Do
take it slower.
Hear the music,
Before the song is over.
~ ~ ~ Author Un-known ~ ~ ~
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~ ~ ~ HIGHWAY SIXTY SIX DRIVE - IN ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME ! ~ ~ ~
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words
That hurt you & you'd stay
I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry, but baby
CHORUS :
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you, and you'd stay
If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me like you used to do
If I could turn back time
My world was shattered, I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife & drove it deep in my heart
When you walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then & there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, & darling
CHORUS :
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time, oh baby
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry, & ooh
CHORUS :
( Turn back time, find a way ) Then maybe, baby, maybe you'd stay
( Reach the stars ) If I could reach the stars
( All to you ) I'd give them all to you
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~ ~ ~ NOW ~ ~ ~
I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE I DID WHEN I WAS CAR HOPPING BACK THERE AT THAT HIGHWAY SIXTY SIX DRIVE - IN BUT Y'ALL CAN SEE FOR YOUR SELVES...... ~ ~ ~ THAT, WELL, I STILL GOT IT, HUH ? ~ ~ ~
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Your Ma Ma said : " You were the cutest of the Litter ! "
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE MONSTER AGE ~ ~ ~ DIANA MARIE a.k.a. " COOTIE "
" A COOTIE "
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE TEEN AGE ~ ~ ~ DIANA MARIE a.k.a. " SISTER AIMEE "
" PANIC - BUTTON ! "
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE "~ ? ~" AGE ~ ~ ~ DIANA MARIE a.k.a. " PANIC - BUTTON "
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I ASK YOU, ARE THESE TWO REAL ?
~ ~ ~ HERE IS TWO HIPPIE CHICKS ~ ~ ~ a.k.a. " THE POINTER SISTERS "
SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE, THAT CIGARETTE !
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~ ~ ~ THOUGHT YOU SEEN IT ALL ~ ~ ~ " THERE'S MORE !!!!! " ~ SMILE ~
~ ~ ~ WHEN I GET OLD, ~ ~ ~ GRAY AND HARD OF HEARING ! ! !
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE MONSTER AGE ~ ~ ~ ANITA MARIE a.k.a. " YAK-KEE INDIAN "
When I get old, gray and hard of hearing
I'll live with my children and bring them great joy
and repay all I've had from each girl and boy.
I will draw on the walls and scuff up the floor,
run in and run out without closing the door.
I'll hide frogs in the pantry, socks under my bed.
Whenever they scold me, I'll hang my head.
I'll run and I'll romp, always fritter away
the time to be spent doing chores every day.
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE TEEN AGE ~ ~ ~ ANITA MARIE a.k.a. " BIRDIE ALL - TREAD "
When I get old, gray and hard of hearing
I'll pester my children when they're on the phone.
As long as they're busy I won't leave them alone.
Hide candy in closets, rocks in a drawer,
and never pick up my clothes from the floor.
Dash off to the movies and not wash a dish.
I'll plead for allowance whenever I wish.
I'll stuff up the plumbing and deluge the floor.
As soon as they've mopped it I'll flood it some more.
When they correct me, I'll lie down and cry,
kicking and screaming, not a tear in my eye.
~ ~ ~ HERE IS THE "~ ? ~" AGE ~ ~ ~ ANITA MARIE a.k.a. " TWEETY - PIE "
~ ~ ~ " MA - MA - MIA " ~ ~ ~ THATS ONE SPICY MEAT BALL, HUH ?
When I get old, gray and hard of hearing
I'll take all their pencils and flashlights and then
when they a buy new one, I'll take them again.
I'll spill glasses of milk to finish each meal,
eat my banana and just drop the peel.
Put toys on the table, spill jam on the floor.
I'll break lots of dishes as though I were four.
What fun I shall have, what joy it will be to
live with my children the way they lived with me !
~ ~ ~ WHEN I GET OLD, ~ ~ ~ GRAY AND HARD OF HEARING ! ! !
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~ ~ ~ ALBRIGHT - TRIMBOLI ~ ~ ~ A FEBRUARY 19TH 1944 WEDDING WILLIAM H. ALBRIGHT - 19 YEARS OLD RITA MARIE TRIMBOLI - 18 YEARS OLD
~ ~ ~ LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT MARRIAGE ! ~ ~ ~ THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH Y'ALL
" We remember how God has proven Himself worthy and faithful in the past. "
" We stay open - minded and keep a sense of humor. "
" We gave up our rights to be right. "
" We are committed because we desire to be. "
~ ~ ~ ELEVEN REASONS ~ ~ ~ WHY, IT IS GREAT TO BE MARRIED * * * SIXTY YEARS * * *
1. Neither one of us is keeping score any more.
2. You will always have someone to help you find your glasses.
3. You're used to each other, so you don't actually scare each other when you see how you both look in the morning.
4. You have someone to help finish your sentences for you when you can't remember the " Duh ! ".......
5. You have learned to share chores around the house ? ? ? I do what I wants. She does what ever she wants. And the rest of the stuff does not get done.
6. I does not have to suck in my gut for her. She does not have to wear a Wonder-Bra for me. ~ ~ ~ BIG SMILE ~ ~ ~
7. Ninety percent of the communication we have is without words, and I understands 51 percent of it.
8. We both give more than we expect to get.
9. I feel comfortable saying " NO ", as in " NO, I don't want to go dancing, " cause I can only " two - step. " Or " NO, I don't want a new pickup truck. "
10. She has someone to tell her what she is after when she finds herself in the kitchen and can't remember why she is there. And I have someone to tell me what I am after when I find myself in the bedroom and can't remember why I'm in here.
11. And then there is a special blessing that comes along : Grandchildren, grandchildren, grandchildren, grandchildren,.....
~ WHAT A BLESSING ~ TO A GRANDDAD A BIG LITTER IS !
"THE HAPPY CAMPERS" PASTOR BILL AND RITA MARIE
This web page is dedicated to my beautiful wife and best friend, RITA MARIE. Many years ago God had a plan that we should become husband and wife. And God promised to always reveal His presence to us, as we traveled through life. All through these wonderful sixty years, we have had some good times and some bad, and we raised six wonderful children, five of our own and one adopted. Well, as you can see age has it's certain wonderful joy's, for Rita and me. We have grown old together as we watched our family's grow. While time has went on and our hearts overflowed, the memory's of where we went and what we did are still fresh, as if it was just yesterday. But it is because of those memory's and that love in our hearts for Jesus, our family and others, that we have the greatest joy of all, because we know that God has reserved a place for us, our family and friends to be with Him in Eternity ! " PRAISE GOD " P.S. On January 31, 2004, the Lord Jesus called my precious wife Rita Marie home, I sure do miss her smiling face and words of comfort, but I know she is in a far better place where one day soon we will meet again for eternity.
" AND SO WILL WE ! "
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~ ~ ~ OUR LITTLE BILLY BOY ~ ~ ~ WILLIAM H. ALBRIGHT JR. a.k.a. ~ ~ ~ BUFFALO BILL INK ~ ~ ~
Every once in a while, somebody starts whining about Harley riders not waving back. Before those whiners dismiss all Harley riders as mean-spirited, they should consider that there are probably very good reasons why their waves are not being returned........
The Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
1. They're afraid it will invalidate their factory warranty.
2. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise their arm.
3. They refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
4. They won't let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
5. The rushing wind could blow the scabs off their new tattoos.
6. They're angry over the second mortgage needed to pay for the new Harley.
7. They just discovered the fine print in their owner's manual revealing that The Motor Company is partially owned by rice-burner manufacturers.
8. They can't tell if other riders are actually waving or just reaching up to cover their ears, like everyone else.
9. If they wave back, they risk being impaled on their spiked helmet.
10. They're upset that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a bike that's as comfortable as a Goldwing.
To be totally fair, let it be noted that sometimes Goldwing riders don't wave back, either. Again, to facilitate a better understanding.........
THE TEN TOP REASONS WHY GOLDWING RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK !
1. They aren't sure whether the other rider is waving or making an obscene gesture.
2. They risk getting frostbite if they take their hand off the heated grip.
3. They have arthritis and it is difficult to raise their arm.
4. The reflection from the etched windshield was momentarily blinding.
5. The on-board espresso machine had just finished.
6. They were asleep when other rider waved.
7. They were involved in a three-way conference call with their stock broker and accessories dealer.
8. They were distracted by an oddly shaped blip on their radar screen.
9. They were simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
10. They couldn't find the "auto wave-back" button on their dashboard.
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