TODAY , LOOKING OUT OF THE BUS WINDOW
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

OH WELL ! IT HAPPENED AGAIN,
........MAN BUILT ANOTHER AND BETTER MOUSE TRAP,
SO NATURE IMMEADIATLY CAME UP WITH ANOTHER AND BETTER, SMARTER MOUSE !
I GUESS THE OLD CLICHE IS RIGHT :
" IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE ! "
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

WELL ! I THOUGHT THAT US HILL FOLK'S HAD A CORNER ON PARTY TIME,
........BUT IT SURE LOOKS LIKE THEM CITY SLICKERS
FROM UP THERE IN MAINE, SURE ENOUGH HAS OUT DONE US ~ !
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

I BELIEVE, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE OF THINGS,
I'LL JUST KEEP SHOPPING AT THE LOCAL FRIENDLY TOWN & COUNTRY STORE........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

YUP, I KNOW THAT IT SEZ : WARNING " SHARP EDGES ! "
BUT DON'T YA'LL THINK IT SHOULD ALSO WARN FOLK'S TO READ THE FINE PRINT ?
ANOTHER EXAMPLE : I RECKON THIS TOWN IS TRYING TO REDUCE ITS LOCAL POPULATION CRUNCH TOO, HUH ? .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

HOW CONSIDERATE, EVEN THE STORE COMPLAINT DEPT.
WANTS TO MAKE SURE YOUR COMPLAINT
IS HANDLED IN A FAST AND FIRM WAY
ACCORDING TO THEIR COMPANY POLICY'S
THEIR MOTTO IS:
" EVERY COMPLAINT WILL BE HEARD, "
YUP, THAT SURE IS THE TRUTH ! .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

YUP, EVERY BODY STOPS FOR AIR PROGRESS !
WARNING :
RUN WAYS v/s HIGHWAYS ~ AIRPLANES v/s AUTOMOBILES
" A SURE SIGN THAT BIGGER IS BETTER ! "
WELL ! I DON'T RECKON ANYONE WILL ARGUE THE FACT OF " WHO HAS THE RIGHT AWAY " HERE, DO YOU ? .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

GOD'S NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION, BUT THERE HAS TO BE SOME CIRCUMSTANCE'S WHEN ITS ALLOWED, HUH ? .........
NOTE:
IN CASE YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA, WHY, SHAME ON YOU !
THIS SIGN IS ALWAYS USED BY THE RAILROAD
FOR THEIR FREIGHT IN BOX CARS ONLY, NOW WHO'S CONFUSED ?
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IS THIS WHAT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL
INTENDED FOR THE PHONE HE INVENTED
AND WITH THE PHONE COMPANY'S SLOGAN :
" REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE ! "
BOY, OH BOY ! HOW TOUCHING CAN YOU GET, HUH ? .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

NO BODY IS SAFE NOW SINCE THAT ORGAN DONOR LAW WENT INTO EFFECT, RUN, FOR YOUR LIFE BULLWINKLE, RUN ! ! .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

NOW, I RECKON THIS HERE IS AS " KINKY " AS IT GETS, NOW A DAYS ! ! .........
OH ! YEAH, BROTHER, WELL THATS JUST WHAT THE DEVIL WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BELIEVE AND DO, HUH ? ? ?
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

JUSTICE ! JUSTICE ! JUSTICE !
NO BODY IS SAFE, SINCE THAT OLD DEVIL HAS BEEN ON THE LOOSE !
OH WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHERE THEY WON'T BE SETTING AT THE POLICE STATION ! ! .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

SAY MAW, I SURE HOPE Y'ALL BROUGHT ALONG AN EMPTY COFFEE CAN OR A MASON JAR ? ? .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

NOW ! HERE IS SOME " FOOD FOR A THOUGHT " ! OR COULD IT BE
" FOOD FOR A CROCODILE " ? ? ?
MY THOUGHT ON THIS MATTER IS:
" THIS SURE IS ONE GREAT WAY TO STOP FOLK'S FROM LITTERING, " YUP !.........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

I WONDER ! JUST HOW LONG THEY'D REMAIN YOUR BEST FRIEND ? .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

~ Y'ALL BETTER BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ ON SIGNS ~
THAT ILLUSTRATE IN THE BACKGROUND
JOHN 8:32 " AND YE SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU FREE. " .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

~ NOW HERE IS ONE WHALE OF A ROAD SIGN ! ~
THE FACT MY MOTOR BLOWS UP, IS A WHALE OF A REASON FOR STOPPING, HUH ?
I SURE HOPE THIS SIGN IS AT LEAST ON THE OCEAN HIGHWAY, DON'T YOU ?.........
OH WHALE !!!!!!.........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

NOW, THIS HERE IS KINFOLK COUNTRY, " THE MAYORS BROTHER IS THE CHIEF OF POLICE. " .........
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

WELL, I RECKON Y'ALL WERE RIGHT, THIS SURE IS KINFOLK COUNTRY, " THE MAYORS BROTHER IS THE CHIEF OF POLICE, WHO IS ON THE WELFARE ROLLS AND THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO GET HIM OFF. "
SO, ......... WHO'S GETTING WHAT, PARKING IN THEIR TOWN ?
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?

WELL, I RECKON Y'ALL WERE RIGHT, THIS SURE IS KINFOLK COUNTRY, " THE MAYORS BROTHER IS THE CHIEF OF POLICE, WHO IS ON THE WELFARE ROLLS AND THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO GET HIM OFF. "
WELL I RECKON THAT WITH THIS DRINKING WATER SITUATION HE MAY GET THE WHOLE TOWN OFF THE WELFARE ROLES !
THE DEVIL'S SIGNS ARE EVERY WHERE, HUH ?