1)    Foreign Filth - One for diplomats everywhere, this teaches you how to swear in every foreign language you could name. Even one called "Tagalog".

2)    Celebrity Weaners - Where groupies discuss the performance of your fave rock stars - and they don't pull the punches. If you're a peanult-dicked bassist, we suggest discretion from now on

3)    American Dream - As its web address suggests, this celebrates the JD swigging, cousin kissing world of the good old Midwest.

4)    Public Displays - A complete guide to the streakers through the ages, with, you'll be overjoyed to here comprehensive picture evidence.

5)    Mindless Insults - Even in these sophisticated times of urbane humour, there's casting aspirations on the size of someone's manhood. Type in the victim and email the results. They'll love it.

6)    Corpse Cash - There's a morbid fascination in reading the will's of dead celebs; there's some crackers here.

7)    Mad Science - The fruit of crazed boffins' imaginations gathered all together in one place.

8)    Idiots on parade - Home to spoof MasterCard adverts, you know the sort of thing, cost of beer £20, pissing your pants, priceless!!!!.

9)    Tight Shorts - The camel toe another phenomenon spawned by the internet. For the uninitiated it's that old bulge of female genitalia that can often emerge from between the legs when tight clothing's involved. Plenty to see and perhaps do here.

10)    Lose your shirt – our favorite On line bookie for the for to reasons; they entertain some truly ridiculous bets, And they occasionally refund money on loosing bets based on certain conditions.

11)    Fast food fun - the secret recipes for all your favourite fast food staples from Big-Mac's to KFC coleslaw, spectacularly pointless.

12)    Telly Hell - Named after the happy days episode where the Fonz went water skiing, jumptheshark.com chronicles the exact moment when TV shows go bad

13)    The naked Ballot - the logical extension of the legendry am I hot or not? flick through a succession of naked exhibitionists and give them marks out of ten.

14)    Fire in the hole - The home of deranged lunatic calling himself captain sparkle who likes nothing more than to launch an array of fireworks from his head???

15)    The Arnie Test - Type in the name of any actor and this in ingenious gadget will link them to Arnold Schwarzenegger in six steps or less. Even Bonnie langford and Leonard Rossiter.

16)    Where are they now? - Catalogues of the steep descent of those celebrities who's 15 minutes of fame have expired. The big brother slot is filling up nicely.

17)    DIY Dub - Stuck at your desk whilst the sun beams through your window? then take a minute to compose a reggae ditty with the Dub selector

18)    DUNG Decisions - Grade the consistency, length and colour of freshly crimped turds, revolting

19)    Inmate Advice - How to survive in an US prison, well written and utterly sobering.

20)    Magic Dispeller - Like a penn and teller inside your PC, this site tells you how all the magic tricks on TV are done.

21)    Song Mishaps - Misheard Lyrics, where people send in what they thought their favourite songs where saying.

22)    Barrow Mayhem - A classic old FHM reporter story, these loons are attempting to set the world on fire with a new extreme sport. With there wheel barrow.

23)    Is He Dead Yet? - End pointless pub debates with this. a complete list of celebrity deaths, including how and when.

24)    Jungle Fun - Throw a spear as far as you can and try to beat the site record of 534.98 metres, it took ages.

25)    Guess Who? Game - play a round of the clumsily titled "guess the television or sitcom character"

26)    Stick Animation - The inexplicable oddities if Japanese culture pervade the net, but these Kung Fu stick man films are superb.

27)    Muso Cocks - A complete chart of rock musicians, Knob sizes, crossed referenced with diagrams. impressively detailed research, ladies congratulations.

28)    Nudie Bulletins - This, dear friend is your chance to watch the news read by naked girls, Hurrah!!!

29)    Home Made Filth - calling all budding Scorsese, this wondrous piece of technology allows you to direct your own masterpiece starring 3 semi-clad cheerleader types. bit nasty at the end mind. Need quick time player and your browser needs to be able to accept active X controls, do this in your internet options/security

30)    Geek Central - Get inside the minds of the worlds most dangerous social leapers at this online hackers meet.

31)    Goolie Mishaps - A video archive of men getting hit where it hurts. Watch cringing through your fingers

32)    Movie Madness - Hollywood insider and all round fat bastard Harry Knowles site, revealing the film industries secrets with impunity. The psychedelic layout is shocking, but the stories are gold dust

33)    Tripe Filter - Did you know McDonalds milkshakes contain cows eyeballs? Stop the pub bore dead here, where urban myths are explained and debunked.

34)    Gadget Heaven - Okay so the yanks may have a shaved monkey for a president, but look at the cool stuff they got advertised on TV.

35)    Secrets Exposed - Where they get it from we don't know, but this site specialises in documents connected to celebs. Arrest records, FBI memos and coroners reports aplenty.

36)    Loony Collection - Random collection of un hinged games, pictures and opinions that will always reveal a hidden gem. Remember the picture of the Argentine football team holding hand bags, that came from this site

37)    Quality Quaffing - Massive list of nice places to drink beer around the world

38)    Vagrants Scrapping - Did you know that some silly Americans have paid for bums to fight, smoke crack and generally perform insane acts for cash. And you can watch it all here, for god sake

39) Telly Tomfoolery - A set of spoof TV Times listings which remains one of the best examples of comedy on the internet. Some genuinely laugh out loud moments every week.

40)    Anarchists Rant - A vast, well written site acting as a gathering point for the anti-capitalist mob.

41)    Toy Time - Our favourite of all the gadget sites. When your Mrs wants to know what to get you for Christmas, discreetly point her to this site.

42)    Fancy Pants - Lingerie, with not a scratchy nylon number in sight

43)    Anna Nirvana - The tasty tennis play, here is the best site we can find, and there a lot of them

44)    Doctors corner - A rather ill illustrated Dr Hillary Jones, worth a look though

45)    Boozed up idiots - Site where the pissed up people of this world are caught in compromising situations

46)    Find that Tune - Tv admen cant be arsed these days to think up a jingle, they would rather knick an elvis hit, find out all  about them here

47)    Vintage Muck - Vintage porn when it was about acting not just sex, after viewing the site, could not find no freebies, have a look and let me know.

48)    Freebie noise - Where young guns and grizzled vets alike post there songs.

49)    Classic Chuckles - Massive site dedicated to Chris Morris and Peter cook, there are complete radio shows and more

50)    Vile Delights - Horrific site, mangled limbs, evil place, keep clear unless you really are demented.

51)    Dotcom Disasters - A comprehensive list of every dot com company that died

52)    Gorillaz Glory - Smug git Albarn and co have built a splendid site with 4x4 racing game and loads of other treats

53)    Kids show memories - A database full of all the old tunes clips and well, the lot

54)    Real Life Thrills - Everyday out the active man would every want

55)    Mad Inventors - The patent archive, featuring a cheese flavoured fag

56)    Pretty Ladies - A collection of fine are studies normally featuring nudes.

57)    Ludicrous tat - Silly gift ideas from supid.com

58)    High speed boobs - where ladies whip off there tops on roller coaster rides and anywhere else they can to get on the site?