"But has Shylock suffered? What's his place in Venice society?" -Ms. Miller
"Well, everyone looked down on him." -Willow
"That is such a twinkie defense! Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing!" -Cordelia

"Dead? Of course not. What are you, ghouls? There are no dead students here! This week."
-Principal Snyder

It's a bit of a puzzle, really. Um, I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before." -Giles
"Maybe it's a vampire bat." (Silence) "I'm alone with that one, huh?" -Xander

"I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included. Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?" -Giles
"What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?" -Xander
"It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage." -Buffy

"Oh, hey, do you wanna come to our place tonight for dinner? Mom's making her famous phone call to the Chinese place." -Xander
"Xander, do you guys even have a stove?" -Willow

"Oh, my God! 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all." -Willow, reading Marcy's yearbook
"Uh, once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap." -Giles
"'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say." -Buffy
"It's the kiss of death." -Xander

"Of course! I've been investigating the mystical causes of invisibility when I, I should have looked at the quantum mechanical! Physics." -Giles
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?" -Buffy

"Well, anyway, despite all of that, I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep down..." -Cordelia, to Buffy
"Nausea?" -Willow

"From what she did to Cordelia's picture, I would say that she's wigged on the whole May Queen thing. Maybe she's gonna do something about it." -Buffy
"Stop the coronation tonight, maybe. Keep you guys away from the Bronze?" -Willow
"Nothing is keeping me from the Bronze tonight!" -Cordelia
"Uh, can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?" -Xander

"It's awful to feel that lonely." -Cordelia
"Hmm. So you've read something about the feeling?" -Buffy

"You know what you were saying before? I understand. Somehow it doesn't seem to matter how popular you are when..." -Buffy
"You were popular? In what alternate universe?" -Cordelia
"In L.A. Th-the point is, I did sort of feel like something was missing." -Buffy
"Is that when you became weird and got kicked out?" -Cordelia
"Okay. Can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talk from you?" -Buffy

"I guess I just wanted to say thank you, all of you." -Cordelia
"That's funny, 'cause she looks like Cordelia." -Xander

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