Homer Simpson full name (Homer Jay Simpson)

Age:36 Wife: Marge Simpson Son: Bart Simpson Daughters: Lisa and Maggie Simpson

We all know Homer Simpson as America's most laziest man. Homer works at the Spring field Nuclear Power plant for his boss Mr. C Montgomery Burns (Homers most hateful person). Homers most favorite food is well pretty much everything in site. He eats everything from peanuts to cookie do melted with butter (ewwwww). Like all the male Simpson family members Homer is a complete well i guess you could say IDIOT. He drinks around 10 bottles of Duff Beer (his favorite beer and beverage) a day! Homer has a sensitive side like maybe one every two years but still Marge (his wife) prefers him out of all the men in the world. Homer has two Sisters n Law (Patty and Selma) also Homer's most hated people. This is the guy you don't wanna spend Christmas with because every time he gets drunk and comes home the next day. Well enough about his bad habits lets talk bout his good ones. ---------------------------------------- I guess it's hard to think of any thing good bout Homer Jay. Also on Homers hate list u will see Ned Flanders (his next door neighbor) is a geek. Since Flanders has everything that's better that Homer has like: a better house, better kids, better wife ect... Homer can't stand Ned. Homer tries to help around the house but never secedes, for example he wanted to build a spice rack for Marge but so far it took him two years and it's still not done. He drives in a pink car (weird huh) to work and pretty much everywhere. His most favorite sport is Bowling and Football. Once has been on a team for football by the name of The Springfield Nuclears owned by Mr. Burns. Homers best friends are Lenny, Carl, Moe (the bartender), Barney Gumbel ( the drunk ). Homers previous jobs include: astronaut, body guard, football coach, neighbor  hood inspector, mayor, police man, food critic manager of the nuclear plant Mr. Burns's assistant ect... Well I guess that's it for our beloved character Homer Jay Simpson.

By. Max. M

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