Punk Rock Rocks
I love Hermione, you love Hermione, Ron loves Hermione, we all love Hermionie. But I love Hermione more than everyone, because I wrote her a punk rock love song...through the eyes of Ronald Weasley. Cheers to Hermione, everyone, and Bullocks to anyone who pilfers my idea and upstages me...

Her-MINE-ee

by Misty

First Verse:
C’mon, Hermione, do you wanna dance?
Victor Krum doesn’t have a chance,
This redheaded boy,
Is gonna have you,
Wake up, Hermione, we’re gonna be late,
Potions class doesn’t start ‘till eight.
But this redheaded boy,
Has got something to say

Chorus:
C’mon, Miss Granger,
Don’t be a stranger,
Come on over and let me say “I love you”,
Dumbledore is callin’
But don’t start bawlin’
We’ll graduate from Hogwart’s wait and see,
Oh, Miss Granger,
You’re for me

Second Verse:
Hey, there, Hermione, Harry needs our help,
But I need from you something else,
This redheaded boy,
Has got an ache for you,
Don’t cry, Hermione, I’ll save the day,
That Malfoy bastard has to pay,
This redheaded boy,
won’t let them hurt you

Chorus:
C’mon, Miss Granger,
Don’t be a stranger,
Come on over and let me say “I love you”,
Dumbledore is callin’
But don’t start bawlin’
We’ll graduate from Hogwart’s wait and see,
Oh, Miss Granger,
You’re for me

Third Verse:
Just wait, Hermione, I’ll find some way,
I’ll work real hard and make it some day,
This redheaded boy,
Is gonna give you,
Oh, please, Hermione, don’t you wanna know,
I got so much I wanna show,
This redheaded boy,
Has got something for you

Chorus:
C’mon, Miss Granger,
Don’t be a stranger,
Come on over and let me say “I love you”,
Dumbledore is callin’
But don’t start bawlin’
We’ll graduate from Hogwart’s wait and see,
Oh, Miss Granger,
You’re for me

Sorry I can’t post the actual song, but as soon as I figure out how to do it (never), I will put up an mp3. For now (always), the lyrics are pretty entertaining.