weird.
So usually i'm like "man i wish i wasn't so goddam scrawny" or "geez man, right after I'm done eating this african toddler I'm gonna start working out and get me some muscles". But jesus christ, if there was ever the chance I'd end up looking like this guy, I would kill myself. How can this man look himself in the mirror and not have the uncontrollable urge to take a pair of scissors to his neck?

I mean wholly shit, thats one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen in my life, and to think that a person would willingly do this to themselves, and like not just let it happen but obviously put a lot of effort into it. It looks like he's managed to trap some small japanese children in his biceps.

Now speaking of japanese, here are 3 reasons as to why they're so great. Try to find anything this insane here in north america.

You must have windows media player installed to watch these movies (if you have windows, chances are it's there).