After a quarrel, a husband said to his
wife, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but you see,
I was in love and didn't notice."
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in
America. The rest?
They cheat in Europe."
A little boy asked his father, ''Daddy,
how much does it cost to get
married?'' And the father replied, ''I don't know son, I'm still
paying.''
The Young Son says to his dad, ''Is it
true, Dad, that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?''
The father replied, ''That happens in every country, son.''
Then there was a man who said, "I never
knew what real
happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination
over intelligence.
A Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Just think ... if it weren't for
marriage, men would go through
life thinking they had no faults at all.
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is
to forget it once.
The First guy proudly says to his
friend, "My wife's an angel!"
The Second guy answers, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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