#2
Roses are red not read
and feet usually stink,
but you are sweet,
I think
~lister252
#3
Sitting here
Feeling glum
The floor is hurting
My poor bum
ouch!!!!!!!!!!
~ziggyseablue
#4
i went away into the night
i saw the stars above the black grey sky
there upon the ground i lay
waiting for the night to go away
the wailing started
i feared the worst
i closed my eyes and prayed.
~majeta
#5
There once was an Ixi named Bob
Who wanted a high-paying job
With no job coupon
He felt put-upon
So he sits around being a slob
~jaxx0njetta
#6 - 2nd place winner
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
I had a buzz
His name was Fuzz
I say that cuz
It really wuz
~cybraria
#7 - 2nd place winner
LOVE
Roses are red and you’re red… get it?
I’ve been watching you all day.
Oh… how beautiful you look.
Your eyes HUGE! Your head…
Humongous!
I wish I could talk to you.
Oh well.
From: your secret admirer.
~hajenn
#8
In my dreams,
I marched my spot.
My posture perfect,
My expression blank,
My flute gleaming,
In the realms,
Of the sleeping mind,
I stepped in time,
Never missing a beat.
Performing the show,
I can't even forget in my sleep.
~murch716
#9
There once was a bruce from Terror Mountain.
Who wanted to play in a fountain.
His mom told him,"Nay."
"You'll catch neomonia that way."
Now he sits in the snow, just a poutin'.
~ldybadger
#10
Valentines day is coming. Whoop de do.
I can get candy everyday of the year.
I don't know why they have this stupid day.
It only makes you think of sweet things to say.
You can say sweet things anyday.
The more candy you get the more cavities you will have.
I hope one one day they will disregard this dumb day, but until then I will keep
writing these useless poems.
~sweetie38635
#11 - Grand Prize winner
In all my life of loneliness
my one bright spot is you.
I dream, in vain, of our first kiss
though I know it won't come true.
I hold your picture close to me
each night before I sleep.
I know that you will always be
the guy for whom I'll weep.
And when I see you on TV
my heart beats up and down
I hope that one day you will see
I LOVE YOU, Charlie Brown!
~purtyladi
#12 - 2nd place winner
Tick tock it's time for bed,
The faerie will come soon.
It's almost Valentine's Day,
and cherish each other,
until the end of time,
But since they made the day so long,
We'll sing a lovely song.
It will be about the first,
The day it was created.
Some people fell in love,
and saw a lovely dove,
so they it called Mr. Glove.
And now the day is ending,
So say good-bye for good,
Hugs and kisses for everyone,
And to all a good night.
~ryan2012305
#13
Smack
I have a dog named Sam
Who likes to eat some ham
We started to run by some lamb
And then WABAM!
There goes Sam
Who ran into a lamb
Because he thought it was a ram
~popmopdrop
#14 - 2nd place winner
Aliens from outer space
Did some tests upon your face,
That only my kisses can erase?
I think I'd rather try with Mace.
Oh my gosh, you've spoken true,
For your face has now turned blue.
I will go and get some glue,
and reattach your nose to your face.
~lisaz1a
#15
I can't even write a bad poem
So I'm sittin here in my neohome
Crying the blues
Knowing I'll lose
(sniffle, sniffle)
Maybe I'll feel better if I go have
some ice cream in an icecream cone.
~confusedpolarbear
#16
MY NEOPET AND ME
My neopet and me,
are filled with neoglee
and we neoteehee
my neopet and me
My neopet and me
sit under the neotree
with neosap on our knees
and eyes neobeady
My neopet and me
turn the neokey
unlocked and neofree
to enter our neohouse on the neopian sea
My neopet and me
play with a stuffed neomonkey
a neodoggy and neokitty
and smile with neossity
My neopet and me
wander neomindlessly
happy in the neobeauty
to be my neopet and me.
~aldresonian
#17 - 2nd place winner
It is dark
A darkness overpowering
A dark like you are in the twilight of your years
A wet foggy darkness with no lights on
I walked through the dark whilst
Pondering words that you just can’t rhyme
But I think you can
Silver is one but it can rhyme with
Deliver
Orange was supposed to be another
But anyone knows it rhymes with
Porridge
That sounds right to me
My heart is filled with
Wrenching
Tearing
Clenching
Bloated
Weeping
sadness over this
Misunderstanding of great poetry
~rosietheriviter
#18
I am writing a poem
I have no idea of what to write
Nothing rhymes with anything else
Oh... Oh what shall I do?
My pets are jumping beside me
What rhymes with me?? what is it?
Oh what can it be?
I am stuck being the worst poet
I haven't found a rhyme for anything
The guild is very unlucky to have me
The worst part is...
THAT I'M A HORRIBLE POET
AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!
~injuredworm
#19
Merrily gambol did Kacheek and I,
Stroll the koi-filled river side.
And our troth did pledge on high,
"Wilt thou," asked he, "be my bride?"
Anon, a peophinback there came,
A Lupe so bold and brave as day.
"Hark," said he, "my lovely dame,
Answer Kacheek yet naught, I pray."
"For rumor flies on Pteri wings,
Telling tales both false and true.
And I would pledge greater things,
To one so bright and fair as you."
"A duel," did wise Cybunny say,
"To decide upon her pale white hand.
For boldest true shall win the day,
And grant to her the golden band."
And did my suitors brave and fair,
Gird for the battle, fiercely proud.
Took up weapons bright and armor wear,
Hardy souls both, were yet uncowed.
And did come they from far and near,
To view the contest bloody dire.
Noble Ixi, was boastful to hear,
And clever Chomby played the lyre.
Before all the land the joust displayed,
The courage of those whose hearts did vie.
For love and hand of the gentle maid,
Who watched, fearful, with weeping eye.
"Be stout of heart, fair maiden, show,"
Spake the Kougra to still my trembling fear.
"And yet they strive to vanquish foe
It is your love they both hold dear."
For both my loves, I reached within,
To find the heart to stay my place.
And to the world I lift my chin,
And show all who look a serene face.
Within my soul doth rude war rage,
For whom to love so brave and bold?
A turmoil deeper than tourney stage,
Forsooth which hand my heart did hold?
Brave Lupe of bright and noble line
With fiery sword and hard stone keep
Should this brave lord yet be mine
And seeds of war doth sew and reap
Or should Kacheek I chose instead,
He of gentle soul and kindly face.
A simple home from bricks of red,
With simple comforts about the place.
Before the cruel striving was to start
I raced to his side, my choice was made
"Do not," I cried, "undo my heart
And lower ye your steely blade."
"Brave Lupe," said I, beseechingly
"Give over love for this pure maid."
I fell before on bended knee
And I for yet his mercy prayed.
"Harm not the gentle Kacheek I love,
Tho your challenge he would bravely meet
Take up again your gaige, your glove
No warrior he, and would claim defeat."
"And should my weary heart grow dim,
Pledged to thee as honor says must be.
But I love thee not, but only him,
Lord Lupe, I implore, set me free."
And the Lupe did down from steed,
And beg my heart to take his hand.
But my plea noble Lupe did heed,
And made from us this one demand.
That he lost, not from strength of arms,
But from gentle heart's true call.
He could not match Kacheek's sweet charms,
He was still most brave of all.
This ode I speak to his honor bright,
And noble virtue brave and pure.
And of his courage I will recite,
All heedless time will not obscure.
Brave Lupe who's heart still has no home,
He journeys round this joyful land.
And should ye meet him, gentle maids
Grant to him your pale, white hand.
~tisfan
#20
i'm writing a poem for valentine's day.
i'm hoping to win in the worstest way.
the worstest poem is what you request,
so to write the worst i'll do my best.
a knack for doggerel is what i've got
- of doggerel i write a lot -
though doggerel is the worstest way
of writing a poem for valentine's day.
in writing a poem for valentine's day.
i must figure out lots of ways to say
that i want you all for my valentine
and i think it would be just very fine
if you all would vote for my valentine verse
and i promise i won't write anything worse
- or anything else, at least today -
than this poem i'm writing for valentine's day.
the poem i'm writing for valentine's day
needs to go on in the longest way,
though i don't really know what else to write,
and i don't want to keep you up all night
reading my terribly long-winded ode;
and i don't really want to act like a toad
by wasting your time in this long-winded way
as i write my poem for valentine's day.
but the poem i write for valentine's day
must say every thing i want to say
'cause to win the prize as the very worst
(if i don't put you all to sleep first)
i must send you off to the polls quickly
to vote for this poem just to silence me
and make me stop writing, some time today,
the poem i'm writing for valentine's day.
~schoolmarm52
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