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~If I died tomorrow, my will would look somewhat like the following... Well, shoot, I'm dead. Having no family or friends to give my titles and estates to, I bequeath (haha, bequeath) I bequeath it all to the next person that walks by the room as you're reading this... jk. Ok here's the deal folks... And then I would go into the actual will which wouldn't be very long, and I would end in saying "if any of my wishes aren't carried out to the exact detail, i'll haunt you for the rest of your miserable little lives. Especially you Daniel, especially you... ~Things I would rather do than my new job: -shoot myself in the foot -jump off a small building -embarass myself in front of everyone i know, or have ever met -drink vast quantities of my own urine -cry during a movie when I'm out with the guys Lifelong to do list... -skydive -scuba dive -swim in every ocean, even artic -find buried treasure -eat something I killed in the wild, raw, with my bare hands naked and alone -tell the story of when i did that to someone -buy a really fast red car -win a million dollars and lose it in the same day, gambling in vegas -kiss michelle pheiffer -be stranded on a remote desert island in the pacific -live in africa -invent something totally shocking and yet practical and affordable ~If I had to be anyone else besides myself... Enrique Englasias 
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