The Diceman's Nursery Rhymes

Here are a couple of my favorite Nursery Rhymes as said by Andrew Dice Clay, The Diceman. I will only have three up at a time so come and check it out again.

Little Miss Muffet

• Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
• Along came a spider that sat down beside her and said
• Hey what's in the bowl BITCH?

Old Muther Hubbard

• Old Muther Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her ole dog a bone
• she bent over and Rover took over
• She got a bone of her own

The Old Lady That Lived in a Shoe

• There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
• she had so many kids
• her uterus fell out

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