Tribute to a Fallen Strangler

A great loss occured on June 18 of '99, when Boxwell Figgersdorff, Strangling the Rodeo Clown's electric kazoo player, perished in a tragic traffic accident. Under the influences of four bottles of Robitussin, Boxwell drove his moped head on into a space shuttle. Sadly, this horrible incident came as little surprise to S.T.R.C., as Boxwell had been battling his Robitussin addiction for years. A week before his demise, he had been released from Betty Ford for the fifth time. The accident spurred the rest of the band into giving up Robitussion for good. Boswell has been much missed in the S.T.R.C. camp, and in his memory, the band has chosen not to replace him. Furthermore, it's incredibly difficult to find a Finnish Mormon who plays electric kazoo. We love you and miss you, Boxwell; and may the cough syrup be sweet, wherever you are.

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