the way of the clown strangling the rodeo clown was formed back in the day by the crazed miscreants piss donkey and robert q billiard. although it was initailly intended to be a polka ensemble, strc evolved into a philosophical movement. denizens of the clown dwell on "the farm" a heavily guarded ten acres outside of boring, oregon. when not composing or rehearsing music, the stranglin posse engages in a series of strict rituals meant to bring out their inner clown. the posse rises early and eats a sparse breakfast of three urinal cakes, then proceed to "the vault" where they spend seven hours transcribing and editing the prophecies of the oracle. after this, a meal of folgers and camels is ingested and the posse engages in the ritual of "rokken," playing music loud enough to stun wildlife until the sun comes up. they then sleep a spartan two hours and rise, lather, rinse, and repeat. this schedule is repeated ad nausem until they tour. get lost