he came in from off the road
and found his wife in bedwith the neighborhood paper boy,
a twelve year old named fredas he sat out on the porchswing,
sobbin, askin "why?"she pissed on his left combat boot
and kissed the dog goodbye(chorus)
he couldnt take the tradgedy,
his broken heart, they say,
another romance ends in pain
the sunny skies turn grey,
justifiable homicide
on easter sunday
(twangy solo)
she burned down his gramma
and stole his cheverolet
he looked up to the heavens
and said "god, yer gonna pay"
"i've spent my life a good man
but i wont take your shit
this is one religious holiday
you never will forget
(chorus) (twangy solo)
as the town folk sat in church
givin praises to the lord
he wired up his tanker truck
with 50 pounds of c-4
he hit the church at one hundred ten
they saw the flames three states away
and jesus wept a tear or two
on easter sunday
(chorus)
he couldnt stand the tradgedy
his broken heart, they say
another romance ends in pain
the sunny skies turn grey
a giant flaming ball of doom
on easter sunday
(excessively twangy solo, depressing sobs)