The continuted vilness of STRC
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martha snatchwaffle-suckin cock behind the tilt-a-whirl, kazoo
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martha snatchwaffle began her life as an innocent catholic school child, but an encounter with gerardo (the emiminent bucket player)near the monkeybars left her scarred for life. she performs a twisted method of self-therapy by fellating random strangers at the county fair, which; incidentally, is how she met piss donkey. after complimenting her ability to suck-start a harley, piss donkey learned that she played a mean kazoo. he then invited her to join the band, thinking not only of her kazoo talents, but of the "fringe benefits" | |
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el bobo san juan bernadino-bitch smackin', shit talkin', oboe
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Smokes while listening to the clash. Piss Donkey gets punched by a monkey and then gets smashed in the head with a rusty trombone. Monkey kick.
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green apple snot wank-three hole wallet drum
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Born to a toothless, one legged retired olympic javoline-ist, Green Apple moved as far away from home as he could muster at the age of two. From the mean streets of "Crystal Grove Bluffs" in colorado, Green Apple slowly made his name know to the migrant farm workers who needed a little *relaxation* after a hard day on the fields. Green Apple grew tired of his new found mouth talent, and began brushing his teeth. Naturally he moved into the mountains, where he could be alone with himself for 5 years of silence and fun filled days of practical jokes on wild animals. Ahh the days flew by as Green Apple feverishly slapped the backs of deer, bear, and yes, even rabbits, with signs saying crazy things like: "Kick Me", "kiss me I’m carnivorous!” and "My president is Charlton Heston". But with the excitement of complete solitude, came feelings of hormonal imbalance, as Green Apple had resorted to masturbating with Coyote urine, so, he packed up his *other* pair of underwear and moved again. This time he met up with other strange, freaky, homoerogenous, mullet loving fellows who encouraged and accepted his one true love. the three holed wallet drum. He will be releasing an autobiography soon titled: "my love for spicks, animal piss, and big toe foot hair" Check it out at your local bookstore!!
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princess twinkletoes- stir frying preschoolers, "miscellanious"
spatula tricks, harley startin, puke stains. plays a mean skin flute. we love this bitch.
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the astounding lardinski-scrotal maracas, manic yowling
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after violating a number of new jersey zoning laws, the great lardinski
pushed a wheelbarrow full of rancid whale blubber to the outskirts of cleveland, where he encountered martha snatchwafffle at the county fair. entranced by his soulful earwax, she brought him to the STRC compound, where he was accepted into the fold. lardinskis mean beats on the maracas compliment well both the flugelhorn and his sterility-inducing yowls
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Ignacious Martin Savanorola-Drawin' and Quarterin', Bloodstains, Lyin'
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while not actually an instrument wielding member of "the clown," ignacious serves an integral function in the group. this new age druid guru performs the ritual sacrifices required by The Oracle. a jovial prankster, ignacious whiles away his non-sacrificin' time with such whimsical activities as torching parakeets and nailing babies to trees.
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mas posse
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