The Greatest Toon Of All Time...Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Albert...and I'm gonna sing a song for you...And we're gonna tell you a thing or twooo...Come join da fun now with me and all da gang....learning from each other while we do out thanggg...naahh..naaah..naah..have a good time..hey..hey..hey...
Russell: "Fat Albert, they oughta call you broken clock."
Fat Albert: "Broken clock?"
Russell: "Yeah, because you don't know what time it is."
Violet: "You did it again, junk dealer."
Penny: "Why you call me junk dealer?"
Violet: "Cause you're always picking scraps"
Bill: "They oughta call you tea kettle."
Russell: "Tea kettle?"
Bill: "Yeah, cause you get everybody steamed."
Rudy: "They oughta call you dictionary."
Russel: "Dictionary?"
Rudy: "Cause words can describe you."
Bill: "Fat Albert, they oughta call you paratrooper."
Fat Albert: "Paratrooper?"
Bill: "Yeah, cause you just fell down on the job."