5/09/00-- (Apnea)I must thank (edit 06/23/08) for the gratuitous News update, and she is definately right! We ain't done shit, except get jobs, and actually QUIT being lazy. When I was lazy, I actually had time to update this shitty News section. Anyhow, here are the ongoings that keep us Rejects from doing actual band things like putting out records and playing shows... I am currently in like 6 bands. JonE is in 3, and Paul's in 2. Paul and I recently got jobs (McDonald's and APAC respectively). We still practice and write new songs, however, all the songs I write now go behind the force known as the Nazi Flashbacks. Finally some good Teenage Rejects news is that we are recording for that Big Soda Records compilation on 5/21 with Justin Perkins again, and this time we are gonna let him do the tweaking so that we don't fuk it up. Also, I am planning to put out not only our 7" soon, but a goddamned Mystery Girls 7", too. After that, I'm not too sure what exactly is gonna happen, but we are gonna try to play out more this summer, and hopefully get a fukkin record out by like July. I have not much more to say except watch out for the Shrubbers on their summer tour, please go see them, and tell all yer friends to, too. Amen, 227.

4/24/00-- The Teenage Rejects have been lazy. I am updating the news. The elusive Paul Reject has been quoted on saying "I don't fukkin' know when the next show is. Why are you updating the page? There is no news, you cunt-dick!" Apnea would like to give a shout out to his new job. Paul would like to give a shout out to his homies at McDonald's. JonE would not like to give a shout out to anyone, as he is anti shout outs. I would like to give a shout out to the Teenage Rejects. I lose any props I had for giving any such "shout outs". Word in the rumor mill is that JonE, Paul, and Eric Apnea have formed another band, featuring some other talentless jerk on rhythm guitar. Other than that, there has been a lot of smoking pot going on.

2/15/00-- We Need Shows! The Dingus was awesome. We'll play anywhere. Other than that, there is nothing going on in Rejectland, so FUCK OFF!

2/1/00-- (Apnea) Hey everybody!! I've been lazy lately. So this hasn't been updated. There really isn't too much going on in Reject World. We really want to start working on our 10-song 7" 45, but things have been busy for each of us personally, so we haven't got started yet. IT will be out by summer. There are talks of a tour. Us and the Shrubbers. Dingusize! Dingusize! That's what we're gonna do. It will be about a month long and we are going west. We will play anywhere, so anyone out there who wants to help, we would love you! Uh...Recently we were verbally harassed by the Kill-a-Watts guy, but other than that, I don't wanna talk any "shit". I am no longer paying to put out thier record on Trick Knee. If Todd Kellner chooses to, that's his buisness. I can't ethically support that, especially with the lack of respect I was shown. So I'll let Todd fuck around with that. He wanted to do a Last Sons of Krypton 7" once, too. So that means something. In other news, Todd Kellner is probably moving, in which case the WI aspect of the Trick Knee label is probably in danger. I don't think I can do what he has done myself. He has been the greatest around here, and it will be very sad to see him go (and if you've been out lately you would notice that he is already pretty much gone...). I thank him. Buy a Lookers 7" if you haven't yet. Thre are only a few left (think 30). You can buy them from either the Trick Knee address or the Teenage Rejects address. Speaking of side projects, support Amazing Larry goddamnit! They are recording at simple studios soon, and I am wetting my pants! They were talking about not releasing it... I say "Fuk That!". I will release the fukkin' thing if they don't! I have taken a course in Bootlegging. So Fuk em. I don't know other than that. We will never play in a bar again... Call me P.C. or something, but when people are turned away from seeing your band, it just isn't cool. Ask Ian Mackaye. "I'll do anything to take part in something ridiculous. Because life is ridiculous."

1/18/00-- (Apnea) Once again... things have gotten fucked up. Once again, you can blame me. Our show in Point has been nixed because Jon has a job. I think the Shutups, much in the vein of circling vultures, snagged up that spot on the show mere minutes after its' fated demise. Anyhow... we'll all be there, so come out and say hello. It's still $3 and it's still at the same time and place. Next, Paul Reject is definately gonna get beat up. He somehow managed to tell the "hottest girl in school"'s boyfriend that he fucked her, and they are supposedly coming to beat him up on Friday. The song "Don't Beat Me Up" might make a guest appearance on the PS We Hate You CD after all. Although other songs might be played just for kicks... you'll be there, or you'll be dead. Thirdly, the 'Jects are soon to record. Our last attempt was foiled for a number of reasons. Most importantly, Paul and I fucked up the recording really bad by turning the treble all the way up, and the bass all the way down. As much as we love Justin Perkins, we are going to attempt to record with a four track at _____ with Andy Junk at the helm. If all goes well, I, personally, might end up overdubbing a second guitar onto the tracks for extra beef. That is if it rocks right on time. We here at the Reject headquarters will not settle for anything less than the best for all you fans and fanatics. We would never release a 7" with such goldbrick as the Lookers (I can take shots at my old band goddamnit! Look at Blank Generation. The Lookers made a Top 10 list for fuck's sake! If such goldbricking resulted in that kind of malarkey, the Rejects 45 will top the fuckin' charts! Be warned!) did. I think that is all for this news update. Also, much like Soundgarden did in the very early 90's, the Shutups have gone major. They have landed a 7" deal on Junk. A label with prestige goddamnit. They've brought you the worst moments from none other than Boris the Sprinkler and the Candy Snatchers. The Soundgarden reference is only made