Hey Sweet THANGS!!! I've FINALLY taken down all the old shit from my previous webpage and made it pretty again. So this is my life, or at least an edited for tv version...which is actually kind of contradictory, because I HATE watered down, edited shit, so already I've lied. :-) But yeah, I'm 20 years old, and I attend college at the University of Wisconsin Stevens Point. My declared double major would be English and Spanish...my goal is to teach highschool english...which I know is crazy, because everyone says highschool kids are awful, and I KNOW they are, but I'm fucking crazy, so its all good. :-) Actually, my main thing is I'd love to be a rockstar...and when I say rockstar, I MEAN rock, not that bubblegum disco pop shit that makes me want to vomit. I'm talkin about yanking on your hair as you moan to the awesomeness of my lyrics music. :-) And I want to learn to totally bust ass on a guitar. But, the likelihood of these things are not very high, and I feel incredibly strongly about teaching, because I'm sick of how our Rebublican bastard government sends education down the toilet. But yeah...I was also thinking of running for president. :-)

I'm also on a softball team, Brown's Auto. Siggie-bear and Lauren are also on the team, my beloved girlie-angels that helped pull me up when I was down so deep. Our team...isn't so good, but I love to play and it's wicked fun.

In other news, I recently had two major things happen. One, I went and saw ALICIA KEYS and JEWEL in concert with my close friend Alyssa and her two sistahs. They RULED. Seriously, I was on the verge of orgasm just listening to them croon to me like they do. :-) The other thing also involves a concert--Siggie, Lise, Jolene Arnold and Meggan Captain went to see CHER and CYNDI LAUPER again. THAT was fucking awesome as well. Cher actually put on that oldschool black leather thong and huge hair for Turn Back Time. :-) I was very happy. AND, we were joined in the back while we were dancing by a bunch of gay guys, which made it even better. :-)

I'll be going back to school in September, and I'll be living Baldwin hall with my girl Lauren...I'm excited, but she better not drive me fucking crazy, cuz I've got blackmail on her ass an ocean deep. (Not that she couldn't reciprocate that claim) But I gots a feeling we'll have lots and lots of fun together, being naughty and doing my favorite activity in the world--getting into trouble. It's actually a skill the girlz and I have perfected. :-)

Hmm...If you want to know a bit about me; I love, adore, and worship the ground that the feet of the beautiful goddess Madonna walks upon. She, along with my two older and sexier sisters, has given me the power and...well, guts...to dance as sassy and sexy as I do. She is the only woman I'd consider makin out with, and being that I'm straight (not narrow) you KNOW thats sayin a lot. :-) I'm also madly in love with Raine Maida, the sexiest mothafuckah to ever walk the planet...he's the lead singer of Our Lady Peace...we're gonna get married, he just doesn't know it yet. :-) Hmm...I have chocolate eyes and dark hair, and full, Angelina Jolie lips. *pouts for effect* I'm a sex goddess, I know. :-Þ My favorite movies are Memento, Moulin Rouge, The Virgin Suicides and The Lost Boys. I have two gorgeous older sisters, a younger brother, a father that I SWEAR is in the Mafia, and a mother I adore like there's no tomorrow. I have 5 angels in my life, known as my girlz...you'll learn about THEM as well. Anything else of importance will probably be added shortly. I'm talkin too much, check out my pics and leave me a message in the guestbook. LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

Jamie Rose--AKA J to tha M-O!